When trying to lift up a piece of wood I would generally suggest not parking a boat on it

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Aqualung?
Sounds like a name of a good rock album.

The DANGER HORNS are not subtle are they?

#monsterdon

y'know all they really need to do is change the music

the music's what's making everybody aggro

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

I'm surprised Mark didn't point out the other guy would have been fine had David let him kill the creature while it was unconscious.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon also:

fwamp-fwamp-FWAAAAAMP!!!

I like that the worst member of the expedition is the movie-handsome blond man.

#Monsterdon

So when's blondie die? #Monsterdon

She can watch.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I feel like Mark just… doesn't get it.

Let a REAL MAN take care of it!

#monsterdon

There was almost—almost—a moment with Kay. Almost a kiss. Kay’s too good for that doofus.

#Monsterdon

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The winch is magic, apparently. It solves all problems.

Woah with the violence you men in bathing suits.
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If blond guy doesn't get murked by the Creature by the end of this movie i stg

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Totally. #monsterdon

The two halves of Phil Hartmen are having a lover's spat over who sacrifices themself to distract the monster.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

The steam powered winch isn't able to pull all this up. But maybe if you put your hand there and pull that will make the difference.
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Mark and David, I'm telling you

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Mark wants a baitin'

#Monsterdon

I KNEW human bait would be mentioned
#monsterdon

Lovers’ fight finally came to blows! #Monsterdon

Yeah, if you're gonna assault a dude, better get it right the first time. #Monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly

#Monsterdon

I think these two shirtless guys should just fuck and be done with it.

#Monsterdon

sex scene ahoy?
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#monsterdon oh my it got a bit saucy for a second

Perhaps man is the actual monster...
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so we've all accepted that Mark is upset because he's got a secret crush on David, right? i mean, he's also an asshole, but he seems to have a real chip on his shoulder when it comes to David.

#monsterdon

"She must have broke."
Thanks for clearing that up gramps.
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#monsterdon "I'll have to use the aqualung" JETHRO RETURNS

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon macho contest

@cs

So which one's the android?

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Say what you want about Mark, he’s really perfected the crazed look.

#Monsterdon

"I'll have to use the aqualung."

And if that doesn't work, the Trine. Or the Matra Magic! #Monsterdon

Mark sounds rather giddy about helping David.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon get tree'd, idiot

@SalemSoundwaves Princess Auto #Monsterdon

remember the axe? i remember the axe

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Ridley Scott could have really done something with this. The skeletons aren’t bad. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon THE AQUALUNG

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Aqualung??
Sounds like the name of a good rock album.

you have an axe

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Is ‘society’ enough of a monster for us to do Logan’s Run for #Monsterdon?

Gillman like NO FUCKING LOGGING IN THIS FOREST #Monsterdon

gillman just thinks this is a carnival ride they set up just for him.

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#Monsterdon And the steel rope was from Harbor Freight

Subplot: An exploration of early hoochie daddy shorts! #monsterdon

Nice gills, in fact I rarely see such superlative gills #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

Phew the Creature is A-ok!

@amyfou when the Gillman grabbed the girl & then fell over? I have no idea. #Monsterdon

Rita is a ship made from cardboard and sofa padding. She cannot sail through twigs, in fact how is she boating at all?
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There, now we have lashed ourselves to the monster's trap. Here's where my plan gets really interesting... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Got this winch off temu

We've given you more than enough slack, Doctor.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

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Once upon a time, a couple decades ago, I had a teacher who taught Portuguese who took pains to explain the difference between Brazillian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese, and I'm thereby familiar with the Brazillian accented English. I'm ready to conclude that what I'm hearing is a Spanish accent.

#Monsterdon

Once upon a time, a couple decades ago, I had a teacher who taught Portuguese who took pains to explain the difference between Brazillian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese, and I'm thereby familiar with the Brazillian accented English. I'm ready to conclude that what I'm hearing is a Spanish accent.

"Gimme some slack."

The first dead guy wasn't your fault! The second one maybe, but the first? Nope, you're in the clear!

...Was that not what you meant? #Monsterdon

Does the winch count as a named female character? #monsterdon

"RITA" Well, I wouldn't have named it after an ex-wife but whatever floats your boat. #monsterdon

River Sticks

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I totally missed how it got away when bro was trying to club it to death

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Good scientists make sacrifices for their work like not wearing clothes for example #Monsterdon

argh no captain don't dangle your hand right next to the winch! #monsterdon

don't you wanna stay

til the lights go down

(down, down)

take it away

don't you wa-a-na stay

'til i've killed everyone in town

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon looks like wood

#monsterdon is it a steel or wooden boat?

"...Lucas, start your winch!"
"Right here, in front of everyone?"

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

just leave him down there until the monster gets him

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Rotenone is nasty stuff. The movie seems to be underplaying how deadly it is.

Rotenone - Wikipedia https://share.google/ZVdx3nDMVrv7wymKh

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#Monsterdon are they wearing chest merkins?

#monsterdon "there's something here! it's wood-like! and branchy! Possibly from a tree!"

the twigs! the twigs! darn it we're stuck

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"There's something here!" Yeah, a couple skinny floating branches, what's your panic? #monsterdon

Well, it WAS alright down below... #Monsterdon

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you swim away

#monsterdon

too bad they didn't see it, ya know, on a completely flat river, with several dudes looking around for just such a thing.

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I hope the merpeople have made traps....

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#monsterdon big steel boat can't make it through... *checks notes* branches.

Daaaaaaaam

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"...look out! It's a twigberg!"

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Ouch!

#Monsterdon

@rebeld Same.
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Damn those beavers!

#monsterdon
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Damn commercials. #monsterdon

I like the captain.

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#Monsterdon I don't think Mark properly assessed Lucas's character before he hired him.

@Ayyyydrew It hates Genies?

#Monsterdon

@MylesRyden hence the asbestos undergarment (I keeed)

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#monsterdon so alien's plot kinda copied this film with the greedy company man who wants the alien/fish who's killing everyone

sneeze in his face captain
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#monsterdon Yesssssss get his asssssssss captain!!!!

I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW #monsterdon #creaturefromtheblacklagoon

“Be reasonable!”

“Be reasonable? With this perfectly coifed blond hair and harpoon experience?”

#Monsterdon

"Be reasonable!"

Reasonable!? But if I'm reasonable we'll have no movie! #Monsterdon

@yatsu

I don't think Kay will be the Final Girl

#Monsterdon

"If he dies what a useless waste of experience and ability. Unlike all the inexperienced and unable people who have died already." #monsterdon

Didn't we just have the OPPOSITE version of this discussion just a few minutes ago?

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So like those other guys that died with them were just expendable? #Monsterdon

stuntman would've been fine if he hadn't demanded the director look at his script

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954