The DANGER HORNS are not subtle are they?
I'm surprised Mark didn't point out the other guy would have been fine had David let him kill the creature while it was unconscious.
#Monsterdon
y'know all they really need to do is change the music
the music's what's making everybody aggro
#Monsterdon also:
fwamp-fwamp-FWAAAAAMP!!!
I like that the worst member of the expedition is the movie-handsome blond man.
So when's blondie die? #Monsterdon
She can watch.
#Monsterdon I feel like Mark just… doesn't get it.
Let a REAL MAN take care of it!
There was almost—almost—a moment with Kay. Almost a kiss. Kay’s too good for that doofus.
#monsterdon
The winch is magic, apparently. It solves all problems.
Woah with the violence you men in bathing suits.
#Monsterdon
If blond guy doesn't get murked by the Creature by the end of this movie i stg
@davesdogmaggie Totally. #monsterdon
The two halves of Phil Hartmen are having a lover's spat over who sacrifices themself to distract the monster.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon
The steam powered winch isn't able to pull all this up. But maybe if you put your hand there and pull that will make the difference.
#monsterdon
Mark and David, I'm telling you
Mark wants a baitin'
Lovers’ fight finally came to blows! #Monsterdon
I KNEW human bait would be mentioned
#monsterdon
Yeah, if you're gonna assault a dude, better get it right the first time. #Monsterdon
Well that escalated quickly
I think these two shirtless guys should just fuck and be done with it.
sex scene ahoy?
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon oh my it got a bit saucy for a second
Perhaps man is the actual monster...
#monsterdon
so we've all accepted that Mark is upset because he's got a secret crush on David, right? i mean, he's also an asshole, but he seems to have a real chip on his shoulder when it comes to David.
"She must have broke."
Thanks for clearing that up gramps.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon "I'll have to use the aqualung" JETHRO RETURNS
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon macho contest
Say what you want about Mark, he’s really perfected the crazed look.
"I'll have to use the aqualung."
And if that doesn't work, the Trine. Or the Matra Magic! #Monsterdon
Mark sounds rather giddy about helping David.
#monsterdon get tree'd, idiot
@SalemSoundwaves Princess Auto #Monsterdon
remember the axe? i remember the axe
Ridley Scott could have really done something with this. The skeletons aren’t bad. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon THE AQUALUNG
Aqualung??
Sounds like the name of a good rock album.
you have an axe
Is ‘society’ enough of a monster for us to do Logan’s Run for #Monsterdon?
Gillman like NO FUCKING LOGGING IN THIS FOREST #Monsterdon
gillman just thinks this is a carnival ride they set up just for him.
#Monsterdon And the steel rope was from Harbor Freight
Subplot: An exploration of early hoochie daddy shorts! #monsterdon
Nice gills, in fact I rarely see such superlative gills #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜♂️ 😱
Phew the Creature is A-ok!
@amyfou when the Gillman grabbed the girl & then fell over? I have no idea. #Monsterdon
Rita is a ship made from cardboard and sofa padding. She cannot sail through twigs, in fact how is she boating at all?
#Monsterdon
There, now we have lashed ourselves to the monster's trap. Here's where my plan gets really interesting... #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Got this winch off temu
We've given you more than enough slack, Doctor.
Once upon a time, a couple decades ago, I had a teacher who taught Portuguese who took pains to explain the difference between Brazillian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese, and I'm thereby familiar with the Brazillian accented English. I'm ready to conclude that what I'm hearing is a Spanish accent.
Once upon a time, a couple decades ago, I had a teacher who taught Portuguese who took pains to explain the difference between Brazillian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese, and I'm thereby familiar with the Brazillian accented English. I'm ready to conclude that what I'm hearing is a Spanish accent.
"Gimme some slack."
The first dead guy wasn't your fault! The second one maybe, but the first? Nope, you're in the clear!
...Was that not what you meant? #Monsterdon
Does the winch count as a named female character? #monsterdon
"RITA" Well, I wouldn't have named it after an ex-wife but whatever floats your boat. #monsterdon
River Sticks
I totally missed how it got away when bro was trying to club it to death
Good scientists make sacrifices for their work like not wearing clothes for example #Monsterdon
argh no captain don't dangle your hand right next to the winch! #monsterdon
don't you wanna stay
til the lights go down
(down, down)
take it away
don't you wa-a-na stay
'til i've killed everyone in town
#monsterdon looks like wood
#monsterdon is it a steel or wooden boat?
"...Lucas, start your winch!"
"Right here, in front of everyone?"
just leave him down there until the monster gets him
Rotenone is nasty stuff. The movie seems to be underplaying how deadly it is.
Rotenone - Wikipedia https://share.google/ZVdx3nDMVrv7wymKh
#Monsterdon are they wearing chest merkins?
#monsterdon "there's something here! it's wood-like! and branchy! Possibly from a tree!"
the twigs! the twigs! darn it we're stuck
"There's something here!" Yeah, a couple skinny floating branches, what's your panic? #monsterdon
Well, it WAS alright down below... #Monsterdon
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you swim away
too bad they didn't see it, ya know, on a completely flat river, with several dudes looking around for just such a thing.
#monsterdon big steel boat can't make it through... *checks notes* branches.
I hope the merpeople have made traps....
Daaaaaaaam
"...look out! It's a twigberg!"
Ouch!
@rebeld Same.
#Monsterdon
Damn those beavers!
Damn commercials. #monsterdon
I like the captain.
#Monsterdon I don't think Mark properly assessed Lucas's character before he hired him.
@Ayyyydrew It hates Genies?
@MylesRyden hence the asbestos undergarment (I keeed)
#monsterdon so alien's plot kinda copied this film with the greedy company man who wants the alien/fish who's killing everyone
sneeze in his face captain
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Yesssssss get his asssssssss captain!!!!
I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW #monsterdon #creaturefromtheblacklagoon
"Be reasonable!"
Reasonable!? But if I'm reasonable we'll have no movie! #Monsterdon
“Be reasonable!”
“Be reasonable? With this perfectly coifed blond hair and harpoon experience?”
"If he dies what a useless waste of experience and ability. Unlike all the inexperienced and unable people who have died already." #monsterdon
Didn't we just have the OPPOSITE version of this discussion just a few minutes ago?
So like those other guys that died with them were just expendable? #Monsterdon
stuntman would've been fine if he hadn't demanded the director look at his script
@athena_rising Now that you say that I can't unsee it. #monsterdon