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good work Creature! You finally got a dude by the foot!

What a dick. He's harpooning the creature.
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The guy in this rubber suit is really good at swimming under water for long periods of time in a rubber suit.

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Percent of this film shot underwater

I feel as though the Creature hasn't given his bite attack a fair chance, relying always on the slashing claw attack. #monsterdon

@srol opinions are like buttholes, monsters don't have them

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creature doesn't bleed, more evidence that he is a dracula

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You gotta be kidding. That boi healed right up with no sign of injury after getting harpooned the first time.

#monsterdon see the fishman has a musical stinger every single time because back in the day the film was so dark nobody could tell when he was on scream. *taps head*

Ooo, right inna kidney #Monsterdon

We’re gonna bust another mast. #Monsterdon

Please don’t fistfight over the invalid. #monsterdon

does the merperson get a gun?

Colonialism....

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"Hey! I was using that spleen!"

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oooh, RIGHT in the kidneys

(do gilmen have kidneys?)

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Hmmm, no butthole. #monsterdon

Not a Gillman, but a Beaver man!

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#monsterdon "oh now that I think of it, it would be handy to have someone else working the spear gun."

When trying to lift up a piece of wood I would generally suggest not parking a boat on it

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Aqualung?
Sounds like a name of a good rock album.

My chest hair is manlier than yours

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The DANGER HORNS are not subtle are they?

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y'know all they really need to do is change the music

the music's what's making everybody aggro

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I'm surprised Mark didn't point out the other guy would have been fine had David let him kill the creature while it was unconscious.
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fwamp-fwamp-FWAAAAAMP!!!

I like that the worst member of the expedition is the movie-handsome blond man.

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What is the monster's motivation in this? I think its supposed to be "horniness" because it likes the girl and the boat people have decided that the monster is a "he".

I guess it could also be "fuck these boat people they harpooned me and I'm gonna fuck them up now!"

But I'm thinking its a King Kong situation and the monster just likes the girl and so doesn't want the boat to leave.

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So when's blondie die? #Monsterdon

She can watch.

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#Monsterdon I feel like Mark just… doesn't get it.

Let a REAL MAN take care of it!

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There was almost—almost—a moment with Kay. Almost a kiss. Kay’s too good for that doofus.

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The winch is magic, apparently. It solves all problems.

Woah with the violence you men in bathing suits.
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If blond guy doesn't get murked by the Creature by the end of this movie i stg

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@davesdogmaggie Totally. #monsterdon

The two halves of Phil Hartmen are having a lover's spat over who sacrifices themself to distract the monster.
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The steam powered winch isn't able to pull all this up. But maybe if you put your hand there and pull that will make the difference.
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Mark and David, I'm telling you

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Mark wants a baitin'

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I KNEW human bait would be mentioned
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Lovers’ fight finally came to blows! #Monsterdon

Yeah, if you're gonna assault a dude, better get it right the first time. #Monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly

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I think these two shirtless guys should just fuck and be done with it.

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sex scene ahoy?
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the sexual tension in this fight.....ooff

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#monsterdon oh my it got a bit saucy for a second

Perhaps man is the actual monster...
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so we've all accepted that Mark is upset because he's got a secret crush on David, right? i mean, he's also an asshole, but he seems to have a real chip on his shoulder when it comes to David.

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"She must have broke."
Thanks for clearing that up gramps.
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#monsterdon "I'll have to use the aqualung" JETHRO RETURNS

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@cs

So which one's the android?

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Say what you want about Mark, he’s really perfected the crazed look.

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"I'll have to use the aqualung."

And if that doesn't work, the Trine. Or the Matra Magic! #Monsterdon

Mark sounds rather giddy about helping David.

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#monsterdon get tree'd, idiot

@SalemSoundwaves Princess Auto #Monsterdon

remember the axe? i remember the axe

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They flipped positions

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Ridley Scott could have really done something with this. The skeletons aren’t bad. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon THE AQUALUNG

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Aqualung??
Sounds like the name of a good rock album.

you have an axe

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The monster is a Beaver
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Is ‘society’ enough of a monster for us to do Logan’s Run for #Monsterdon?

Gillman like NO FUCKING LOGGING IN THIS FOREST #Monsterdon

gillman just thinks this is a carnival ride they set up just for him.

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#Monsterdon And the steel rope was from Harbor Freight

Subplot: An exploration of early hoochie daddy shorts! #monsterdon

Nice gills, in fact I rarely see such superlative gills #Monsterdon

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Phew the Creature is A-ok!

@amyfou when the Gillman grabbed the girl & then fell over? I have no idea. #Monsterdon

Rita is a ship made from cardboard and sofa padding. She cannot sail through twigs, in fact how is she boating at all?
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There, now we have lashed ourselves to the monster's trap. Here's where my plan gets really interesting... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Got this winch off temu

We've given you more than enough slack, Doctor.

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Once upon a time, a couple decades ago, I had a teacher who taught Portuguese who took pains to explain the difference between Brazillian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese, and I'm thereby familiar with the Brazillian accented English. I'm ready to conclude that what I'm hearing is a Spanish accent.

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Once upon a time, a couple decades ago, I had a teacher who taught Portuguese who took pains to explain the difference between Brazillian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese, and I'm thereby familiar with the Brazillian accented English. I'm ready to conclude that what I'm hearing is a Spanish accent.

"Gimme some slack."

The first dead guy wasn't your fault! The second one maybe, but the first? Nope, you're in the clear!

...Was that not what you meant? #Monsterdon

Does the winch count as a named female character? #monsterdon

"RITA" Well, I wouldn't have named it after an ex-wife but whatever floats your boat. #monsterdon

River Sticks

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I totally missed how it got away when bro was trying to club it to death

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Good scientists make sacrifices for their work like not wearing clothes for example #Monsterdon

don't you wanna stay

til the lights go down

(down, down)

take it away

don't you wa-a-na stay

'til i've killed everyone in town

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argh no captain don't dangle your hand right next to the winch! #monsterdon

#monsterdon looks like wood

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"...Lucas, start your winch!"
"Right here, in front of everyone?"

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just leave him down there until the monster gets him

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Rotenone is nasty stuff. The movie seems to be underplaying how deadly it is.

Rotenone - Wikipedia https://share.google/ZVdx3nDMVrv7wymKh

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#Monsterdon are they wearing chest merkins?

#monsterdon "there's something here! it's wood-like! and branchy! Possibly from a tree!"

the twigs! the twigs! darn it we're stuck

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"There's something here!" Yeah, a couple skinny floating branches, what's your panic? #monsterdon

Well, it WAS alright down below... #Monsterdon

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you swim away

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I hope the merpeople have made traps....

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