#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon so they maced him every time he came close. ok

@airshipper I wonder how many movies that feature SMEAT fit the profile of a #Monsterdon movie

https://www.smeat.net/

News flash: the human-sized monster is not, in fact, a mosquito

#Monsterdon

more more he loves it
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Even at the bottom of primeval lagoons in the Amazon lost to time, it's 4:20. #monsterdon

@OliviaVespera
Nearing Cleopatra level

#Monsterdon

I feel that maybe some sort if PPE is in order when mixing these sort of chemicals but what to I know I guess the little shorts cover all the important stuff anyways #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial "What do you guys thing? Huh? Huh? I could be a hand model, couldn't I? I'm fucking magnificent, check me out!"

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Monster gotta nice butt.
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oh no, the deadly white fog gun!

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She’s trying to decide which body it is before she screams. #Monsterdon

Gillman like HEY NEIGHBOR #Monsterdon

time to poison the audience in 3D!

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Mark just changed his name to Bob.

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Was starting to get annoyed with Mark, but surprised David isn’t more broken up. #monsterdon

If this works, I'm gonna be mildly put out that the Thing That Saves The Day is water pollution >_> #Monsterdon

"I've got a hunch this creature remembers the past and more."

... the future?

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

I'm horrified to imagine what they actually did to this body of water during filming

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Was the creature going to give the disfigured guy a pity handy?

Thru the glory porthole?

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The Creature just wants folks to Like his hand, is that too much to ask? #monsterdon

Scream practice on the set must be a horrible day for all concerned.
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Why did you bandage the injure man's mouth? Did you gag him too?

Does he no longer need food? Or unrestricted breathing? What if his nose gets stuffy? Or he needs a tasty beverage?

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

none of them have had a cat and it shows
squirty bottle through the window, HISS no kitty no paw.
#Monsterdon

"...ooops, I accidentally filled it with funnel cake batter"

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Ok, so I'll be in the water, spraying poison everywhere... #Monsterdon

half of this lady's lines are: "Scream!"

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huh, nice prop airgun!

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I keep thinking Richard Demming is Robert Young, and from there I ponder Marcus Welby as a hard-ass.

Hit it with a sandal!
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#monsterdon "oh no these inconvenient bandages! preventing me from screaming! oh no!"

Poor mummy guy hoping not to get an infecction and getting caught on the fight between the machos
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It's got kind of noir-ish, of the same genus as "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" genus.

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Solarbird keeps screaming: You have an axe!!!

#Monsterdon Make sure you get that paralysis juice all over your hands

Remember when poison was sold in cloth sacks? #monsterdon

@jonny I coulda sworn I saw the Creature yanking a scuba tube out with its mouth, though. #monsterdon

the Claw!
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Where did they get six miles of plaster bandages?

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@moira Oh sure, the Fitzcarraldo maneuver :P #Monsterdon

now they can finally wed without that weird angry blonde man brooding about

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Monster arm of dooooooom #Monsterdon

Let's take all that nitrous oxide I've had stashed and use that for the spray gun #monsterdon

#Monsterdon seriously though, the best Universal Monster movie.

YOU HAVE AN AXE

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Bad! Bad hand!

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The claw is coming from inside the boat!

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#CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Uh guys. Maybe you should leave the boat and try and walk. Like you have s small boat. Carry that on land until you can get up stream. It won't fit many people, but there are alot less of you now. Portage~
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Maximum Phil Hartman

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@MylesRyden The judges are surely going to take points off for stirring up excessive river dirt, but Brazil are still the odds-on favorite after a disappointing performance by the Americans

#Monsterdon

Been watching a lot of X-Files lately and these movies make me appreciate Scully's med-school "Yep, that's a dead body all right" attitude.

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They seem to have already forgotten that Mark isn’t the only one dead.

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Lady, you're up to three. #Monsterdon

Oh so what lady, people die doing this all the time. #monsterdon

checks off 'dudes werestling' #MonsterdonBingo
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Well at least now David will be free to marry, she should be happy about that at least

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

The line "Even I, Lucas, have heard the legend of a man-fish" is just so funny to me

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

SMILE, YOU SON OF A

🔫 🦈 💥

#Monsterdon

@srol "I''m gonna tear you a new asshole with this speargun, monster. So that you have one. I'm doing you a favor."

#monsterdon

@SRLevine @josh0 Yeah, it was a good one, but long #monsterdon

#Monsterdon well Mark, was it worth it?

Capitalism at work friends.

Well if you miss at that range I'm sorry there's just no hope for you. #monsterdon

"Smile, you son of a bitch! Are...are you smiling? Is that a smile? You're just kinda gaping at me...eh, whatever."

#Monsterdon

oops. sorry (ha) mark (hahah) um. cough.

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i just got shot in the head a couple of times #3D #monsterdon

pretty good rising dead guy shot, i'll give it that

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

The score, the underwater fighting in clouds of sediment, I'm really impressed.

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More synchronized monstering

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@ricci @srol A MONSTER CAN NEVER HAVE A BUTTHOLE

THEREFORE A MONSTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

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#monsterdon not the coral!

#monsterdon what will you do if you need to reload! Mr Bond!

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#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

Don't twirly him, get the aqualung!

@strangefour is that the second breakfast stomach or the lunch stomach 😛

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Harpoon Mark and befriend the Creature

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That’s a lot of winch activity for one movie #Monsterdon

...Unless that's David, I'm still not 100% on that >_> #Monsterdon

yes, give that monster a big ol' hug!

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@josh0 We did it maybe 18 months ago? (April 2024-ish). I only remember because I was at someone else's house and we did it as a group.

#Monsterdon

At last, a lover's embrace for Mark. #Monsterdon

At least this is a much more coherent underwater battle than most we've seen for #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon i feel like the creature could win this fight REAL easily by grabbing the guy's oxygen masks

David and Mark trade blows about a difference of opinion about plan priorities: fix the winch to try to clear the barricade and escape the lagoon and the Creature it holds, or have one man play bait while the other takes aim at the Creature with the speargun? They trade blows! Truly the real monster is man's blind ambition and willingness to endanger others in pursuit of etc etc

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#monsterdon being dragged under is a worse fear

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good work Creature! You finally got a dude by the foot!

What a dick. He's harpooning the creature.
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Percent of this film shot underwater

I feel as though the Creature hasn't given his bite attack a fair chance, relying always on the slashing claw attack. #monsterdon

@srol opinions are like buttholes, monsters don't have them

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creature doesn't bleed, more evidence that he is a dracula

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You gotta be kidding. That boi healed right up with no sign of injury after getting harpooned the first time.

#monsterdon see the fishman has a musical stinger every single time because back in the day the film was so dark nobody could tell when he was on scream. *taps head*

Ooo, right inna kidney #Monsterdon

We’re gonna bust another mast. #Monsterdon

Please don’t fistfight over the invalid. #monsterdon

does the merperson get a gun?

Colonialism....

#Monsterdon

"Hey! I was using that spleen!"

#Monsterdon

oooh, RIGHT in the kidneys

(do gilmen have kidneys?)

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Not a Gillman, but a Beaver man!

#Monsterdon

When trying to lift up a piece of wood I would generally suggest not parking a boat on it

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Aqualung?
Sounds like a name of a good rock album.