#monsterdon he wouldn't have done any killing if you left him alone

of all the dumb scientists and all the dumb laboratories in the world, this dumbshit fucking "scientist" had to walk into mine

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

That's a first: Girl gets caught and it wasn't due to a broken high-heel.

#Monsterdon

"How is he?"
"He's dead."
"Hmmm. Pretty bad."
#monsterdon

So, we're about to enter a Gorgo-like situation now, aren't we?

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon are they gonna lost world him?

Oh suddenly you care if it dies or not? #monsterdon

We should be fine, unless he's inoculated against nets. #monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe yeah. Keep the Monster in Monsterdon!

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

My bad, it wasn't Whit who got strangled

#Monsterdon

The Creature hurt himself by not lifting with his legs #monsterdon

damn fuck this guy really is an asshole
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon she has such great outfits in this film, and changes them regularly. how much luggage did she bring?

#Monsterdon He's dead, Jim

Ah yes, the rifle butt of science

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon the monster can't be dead

Have they tried NOT screaming and attacking whenever they see him?

#monsterdon

Look, all The Creature wants is to be able to princess carry the female lead

#Monsterdon

"...he's dead, Jim"

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

The creature is struck by the universal appeal of a pretty human female.
#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

I'm loving the crystal door knob eyes on the "creature"/ Big Claw.
#Monsterdon

dude's got HBO in this sick lair

#Monsterdon

generally, when you run at a creature with a blades, you're supposed to swing the blade at the dude, not just run into him, holding the blade well out of damaging range of anyone at all. just a tip.

#monsterdon

Oh man, the gills waving slightly was an amazing touch!

Like, it's a hokey rubber suit, but they were really putting their all into that rubber suit.

#Monsterdon

Okay but this suit is legit.

#monsterdon

Gillman uses Choke Slam. It's super effective.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

The orchestra is wearing out that brassy fright theme in my opinion #monsterdon

Bye bye Whit, should have poked him in the eye with your pipe!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

Did the creature just do a crotch-grab on that dude?

The Hollywood standard in the '50s for male chest hair was "overgrown sidewalk crack." #monsterdon

I know where you littered last summer.

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon yup lonely

This plot feels like an #Alien movie, and yet it still makes more sense than #AlienCovenant.

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

This whole film just makes ya feel bad for the creature. These horrible humans. 😠

#Monsterdon

Should have kept the Creature in the water. Not a good look on land.

#Monsterdon

I also like that the cool looking monster shows up literally every few minutes

#Monsterdon

Kay is really bad at running away.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon maybe he's lonely

#monsterdon fishman: "ugh they don't pay me enough for this shit"

Aww, he's just shy!

#monsterdon

Aw, creature seems lonely.
#Monsterdon

@SRLevine INVASION OF THE GREEN LIQUID EATERS

#Monsterdon

Beetlejuice inspired by Creature from the Black Lagoon.
#monsterdon

I like a man with big hands.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon those are some good eyes

#Monsterdon

Damsel in distress.
Toldya so.

the creature has gone to get Ursula the sea witch as back up. You all doomed now.
#Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear With a handy hip-knife strap! At least he didn't show up unarmed to a claw fight. #Monsterdon #CreaturefromtheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon me when I see a pretty lady

@randy_s Of course. Yes,that's what I was referring to. LOL #monsterdon

Oh, come on, let drunk monster do the walk of shame home in peace.

#monsterdon

It’s a day night, or is that night day underwater scene.
#monsterdon
#CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Gillman has a cave apartment. GIll Man cave.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

gil man wandering back into the cave to his gil tardis because he's tired of the human bullshit

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon BEHOLD THE PLANET OF THE APES wait wrong movie

What IS IT with the dudes in this film GRABBING PEOPLE BY THE SHOULDER to get their attention??? In a HORROR MOVIE??? Has nobody ever heard of gentle pressure? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon me when I get home from work

I'm running behind, but I'm going to watch #Monsterdon :)

Nice ass there Dr. Reed. #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Me when I am forced to awake before 8 or so

#Monsterdon

Now the gill-Man is walking just fine (mostly) again.

#Monsterdon #CreatureBlackLagoon1954

@diazona "Swaaaaanee, howahluvya howahluvya, Swaaaaaaaahneee" #Monsterdon

Is this another planet now?

#Monsterdon

@cd0 They’re not trying to say he’s an alien, if that’s what’s confusing you.

#Monsterdon

you fools, don't enter the lagoon without the speargun #monsterdon

@cd0

This was actually a backdoor pilot for the potential series "Creature from a Black Moon"

#Monsterdon

Lots of tension between Mark and David. If you know what I mean. #Monsterdon

he was literally just standing and now he's like 10 meters deep wtf

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Yeah, that's the job, kiddo. #monsterdon

At certain angles the creature reminds me of Martin Landau.

#Monsterdon

Sure, let's go swimming in the scary lagoon--with a monster on the loose--at night. I'm in, you?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm loving their little booty shorts.

Spotlight on James Brown!
#Monsterdon

@socketwench@masto.hackers.town i mean... same 🍻
#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

What did she say frightened him off? The lantern? The ladder? #monsterdon

#monsterdon yes take off your shirt and go after fishman!

Turn off those lanterns! Gillman is trying to sleep!
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

I really like the monster

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon take that picture. He was so slow

@msh @hollie creature from the brokeback lagoon

#monsterdon

I think i would have an easier time believing that he had little suction cups on his hands that let him climb into the boat over him using that rope. #monsterdon

Okay, Creature, the ladder is RIGHT THERE

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@randy_s Quite an intimate scene. #monsterdon

"It's in the water!"

No shit, sherlock.

#Monsterdon

Tom Servo: Dun dun DUNNNNN
Crow: Dun dun DUNNNNNN
Joel: Dun dun DUNNNNN
ALL: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

#Monsterdon

The Creature missed Ted Lasso’s “be a goldfish!” pep talk #Monsterdon https://timeloop.cafe/@wohali/115205773429551141

gil man's allergic to lanterns

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

@hollie Mark and Dave can't quit each other #Monsterdon

Doctor Science says: "tread carefully when your funder's holding a gun and talking to himself!"

#monsterdon

But it isn't a creature free jungle!

#Monsterdon

@moira Thought I recognized an arctic tern call back there :P #Monsterdon

How are they not inhaling mosquitoes? Simple, see my earlier post. Fog the whole place in DDT. It's SCIENCE. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I was looking at this scene and thinking it looks like some Weeki Wachee choreography and it turns out the dude in the suit actually helped start the Weeki Wachee Springs attraction.

Also he was responsible for the Caddyshack "Baby Ruth" scene.

https://www.hernandosun.com/2023/03/11/weeki-wachee-connection-to-ricou-browning-underwater-film-legend/

#monsterdon The boss sure is trying hard to convince us of his evil ideology... That science should prove things.

@socketwench@masto.hackers.town what a time to not have 'Cheering for the monster" or "Man is the monster" on the #MonsterdonBingo card 🙄 #Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

So far it seems like man is the real monster here

#Monsterdon

Not a lot of insects. I blame 5G

#Monsterdon

Holy fuck the pacing on this movie. Damn creature is gonna evolve into something else soon. #Monsterdon

@hollie But I hate them both and completely dispassionately #monsterdon

Don’t worry about the poison. Captain says they’ll just have a horrible hangover.

#Monsterdon