One more time, Midge!

#Monsterdon

From the #Monsterdon sidelines, seeing everyone post about #ClassOf1999, it seems like The Faculty would make a good movie for Pride month, with its closet allegories and Clea DuVall in the lead, but sadly it's streaming on Paramount rather than Tubi or archive.org.

I didn't get a bingo. 😭

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

You know. At least this movie provided paying work for a lot of people. So. There's that. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 welp that was fun times

very nostalgic for us millennials

@Lazarou Well for those kids it's sure fucking bad. I guess the school being fucked is also a down side. And a dead principal. And...
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

The least believable part was everyone referencing George Jetson or whatever, because nobody can acknowledge that they’ve watched The Terminator. #monsterdon

two bingoes in the end, not bad #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

#monsterdon This closing song is kinda silly…

@Terencio There were android nipples when Ms. Conners ripped her chest open.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Not sure which is worse, this closing song or the theme to Enterprise.

#Monsterdon

This movie got a SEQUEL??

My heart can't take it

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Well, that was really terrible. Thanks for watching and playing along, guys. That made it more tolerable. #Monsterdon

Will Smith raps a full plot recap as the credits roll? No?

#monsterdon #classof1999

This is really scary!!! Cody isn't forklift certified, somebody could really get hurt #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

#Monsterdon 🧑‍🎓 👨‍🎓 👩‍🎓 🤖 🤖 🤖 😱

the heck is this song 'struck with sound across my face'???

'Loud enough I can taste'

? what does that even mean?

#Monsterdon

On the plus side, our hero and his new gf lived. The robots are dead.
On the down side virtually every kid from this school associated with a gang is dead now.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 these teachers just fall to pieces when you push back on their assumed authority

Power. Derek Power. Yes it's my real name. #Monsterdon

If he doesn’t raise his fist à la Breakfast Club I’m gonna be pissed.

#Monsterdon

Oh my gosh, he almost kill is girlfriend!
#monsterdon
#classof1999

queue montage. this is a music.

#monsterdon

@Lazarou I'm glad *some* part of the educational system in this movie world made sense

#Monsterdon 🧑‍🎓 👨‍🎓 👩‍🎓 🤖 🤖 🤖 😱

Wait...the High School has a forklift????

#Monsterdon

Fork lift, not quite the hydraulic press of Terminator 1

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Clunk #Monsterdon

Why does the robot make sounds as if it were choking. There's nothing connecting the head to the body. Is it just enjoying pretending? #Monsterdon

It's interesting to see that even back then they were going with the green blood to preserve ratings strategy.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@diazona Wait, it kind of is. With how their optimization hit a lousy local minimum

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Luckily they're in the forklift section of the school. #Monsterdon

MOAR YELLING

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Oh he killed a cyborg with a fork lift. OLE! #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Where's Harryhausen when you need him?

#monsterdon

So what the gangs really needed to achieve peace was a common enemy. :welp:

#Monsterdon

AND THERE I WAS

ON THE GROUP W BENCH

#monsterdon

Budget terminator needs your skin. #Monsterdon

Genuinely surprised he wasn't a robot.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

RE: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/116712122186253886

Well shit, guess not. I _really_ wanted him to be leader android.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Oo, handy

#Monsterdon

He brought a knife to a gun fight. #Monsterdon

The true advantage of military robots is that a single unit has a bus number greater than one.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

yeah a 50cal handgun should be enough to put a hole in her head at point blank range
#Monsterdon

We have a stop motion budget! For a couple seconds anyway.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

Gus Fring adjusts tie...

#Monsterdon

Did we switch over to stop-motion animation?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Yes movie. We saw Terminator too.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

So much whirring. All the whirring.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

so when are they gonna blast "school's out for summer"

#monsterdon

(sigh)

yes, we have also seen The Terminator

#Monsterdon

“School’s out forever…” 🎵 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎓️ 🔫 🤖 #Classof1999

Imagine what shop class could have been like with these androids. Everyone missed out.

Brief silhouette of a CCTV in front of the explosion. #Monsterdon

NOW KISS

#monsterdon

i have appreciated the sheer number of explosions in this movie

#monsterdon

@aburka 😂

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

More explosions than a Michael Bay movie in this act.

#Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 We had them, too, in the mid-90s, and we also never used them. In fact, if I recall correctly, they weren’t even connected to gas lines. They were just part of the tables.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

some fun explosions there

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧑‍🎓 👨‍🎓 👩‍🎓 🤖 🤖 🤖 😱

they used a sexist slur instead of making a clever chemistry joke for Pam's final scene lazy screenwriting right there friends

I would have enjoyed this movie greatly in 1990

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎓️ 🔫 🤖 #Classof1999

Sadly, Pam Grier's warranty is now voided.

that made no sense and it owned. this movie makes no sense and it owns. #monsterdon

"Guess I blew that course"

#Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 I can only recall using the nozzles for bunsen burners in chemistry classes

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"Contents under pressure"

#monsterdon
#ClassOf1999

I remember we had the gas nozzles in biology class but I never remember using them. #monsterdon

"Turn on all the gas. The least she deserves is a really big flame when she burns us to death."

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

these androids did NOT come equipped with gas detectors.

#monsterdon

This movie has made some serious missteps if I am on the side of the ultra-violent juvenile delinquents.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Oh I see. They are not vulnerable to guns, except for in places that make the most sense for them to be.

#monsterdon

Oohh, that was nice! History teacher achieving empty headedness.

#ClassOf1999_1990 #monsterdon

That would have been a good time for the girl to be not completely useless and pick up the gun from the floor

#Monsterdon

"I'm still comin'!"

Hrnnnnnnngh!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

#Monsterdon

kurts head will pop

#Monsterdon

i actually got so engrossed with this flick that i forgot all about bingo, but for what it’s worth
#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Machine-gun jubblies? Fembots?

#monsterdon

the backrooms here have...cages? what is this?

#monsterdon

"So we're going to blast this motorcycle out of the second-story window, but we can only do it once. Don't let it get overexposed. "

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I am sort of disappointed that the xt-6 was just a flamethrower. Still a cool scene though!

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

You know, motorcyles aren't great for stealth. #Monsterdon

all the hardware of a sec unit

all the aim of a stormtrooper

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Not letting Pam Grier burn my balls off is among my top priorities & I ain't even in a gang. #Monsterdon

I bet some of the billionare class would have a wet dream over this movie.

#Monsterdon

oooh, micromissiles. very practical indoors.

#monsterdon

Okay but why is their blood green. Wouldn't that give them away if they got slashed? Shouldn't they be bleeding red when they deploy internal armaments? #Monsterdon

I need a #MonsterdonBingo square for "starts acting more robotic when the skin comes off".

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Okay, I'll say it.

Pam Greir is hot.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

i guess they're ...

HOT FOR TEACHER

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Stop, drop, and roll… LOL

absolutely the worst looking inside-robot-body reveal since original star trek

norman

coordinate

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

well, you know she's vulnerable to lack of WD-40. How can you use THAT to your advantage?

#monsterdon

I think the knife did more damage than the bullets somehow

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Oh look, it's Chekhov's caution flammable canisters.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I heard they got the new Ann Beattie novel? What kind of gang is in to an MFA writer? #Monsterdon

It's nice when your school is easily navigable by motorcycle

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999