An area of seattle that police won't enter? That's totally unrea.... nevermind.
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Spyrograph: The Movie

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What is this odious Terminator sound-alike soundtrack? #monsterdon

And we start with... An X-ray of the sinuses? #Monsterdon

"I will strike a path... in death's panties" #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

Gratuitous underwear scene to follow gratuitous jogging tights scene....

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#ClassOf1999_II

Bend looks a lot like California #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

Elle Woods is Legally Cyborg #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

"Endless kill loop command sequence" AKA current tech layoffs #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

@phooky

I saw the best chemists and historians of my generation destroyed...

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#ClassOf1999_II

Like I said, the substitute is the partner of the DED guy, and she's the cyborg who had to get that Emmet guy expelled because he knew what she was. Or I just have brain damage from the first movie and Stockholm syndrome from this one and desperately want it to be smart enough to be worth watching #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

They're not even going to bother with recognisable stars in this sequel, huh?

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Is this Devo High School?

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#ClassOf1999_II

She's the cyborg, you guys, if she was anymore the cyborg her name would be Syb Org #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

The lululemon founder talks to potential customers #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

@yatsu @CactuarJoe That always bugs me - there's quite a gap between The Worst and Not That Bad

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ANYWAY

Great job as always team, that's the first movie made in Seattle launched into space where it belongs. And thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

"Green Goo" or "Milk" the big choice of fluid for your future robot.

I mean, "red like blood" would be a weird choice

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We're in Bend this time because after the last one Seattle said "no way" #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

This wasn’t worst Monsterdon of the year by any stretch but it’s way up their for “most unlikeable protagonist”

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That guy has eyes on his butt like the ones Bart drew on Homer #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

"Our class has been dismissed" our cosmetology for clowns class apparently #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

He must not fear.
Fear is the Mind-killer...

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#ClassOf1999_II

@paco they taught him well in Prison #Monsterdon

@Lazarou can't believe they missed that, I mean, c'mon

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@moira had him down as the Final Boss too...

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Honestly, though, despite a pretty lame and cliched premise, this movie was pretty decently made.

No complaints about the acting. A lot of pyrotechnic effects/stunts.

Interesting car mods.

Definitely in the upper half of Monsterdon flicks for me.

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I still say you could run this unedited as a fox news "inner city schools special report" and it wouldn't look out of place #monsterdon

Those practical effects were fun as shit and WTF was up with Stacey Keach’s whole… aesthetic.

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I will not stand for all this Midge slander

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#monsterdon I switched over to the Miru stream for the sequel and I _SWEAR_ the song was like 1/4 of a step lower in pitch wtf

SCHOOL'S

OUT

FOREVER!

THE END

Bodies by Boston Dynamics

Brains by OpenAI

Lot of good THAT did them! They just went and ignored all previous instructions anyways!

Thanks for the educational #Monsterdon @Taweret we learned a lot I guess...? It was one of the few where I wasn't on Team Monster at least (couldn't quite embrace Team Kids though but it was still fun because of the fire and robots!)

The best part is that our hero is going back to jail after destroying the school and military property.

#monsterdon #classOf1999

Also: "School's Out" by Alice Cooper was right there closing credits director. Go to the back of the class. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

🦖MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Wow, that was some action! That was wild! The always-funny Real-Time Film Analysis Squad was on top of every detail, especially hair and WD-40. Students today don't learn as much by rifling through their teacher’s personal belongings. Stay lubricated this week!

Must thank
❤️ @Taweret for hosting tonight's cyber schooling.
🅱️ @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite: "Pay phone" Shrewd.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Bingo ^_^

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And so they fucked off across the quad, and the soundtrack missed a perfect opportunity to play Alice Cooper. And keep in mind that in 1999, Slipknot was tearing up the Des Moines music scene, and this song is what the movie went with.

That was a lot better than I thought it was gonna be, and y'all helped make it even more fun. Monsterdon rules, but an Owlbear needs their beauty rest.

Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, eat a banana like it owes you money, play games.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Goodnight!

Oh no, I hope this song isn't Peter Murphy 😬 #Monsterdon

Well that's 3 bots down, pop music, and... roll credits.

Leaving a society that still has very serious education reform issues.

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One more time, Midge!

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From the #Monsterdon sidelines, seeing everyone post about #ClassOf1999, it seems like The Faculty would make a good movie for Pride month, with its closet allegories and Clea DuVall in the lead, but sadly it's streaming on Paramount rather than Tubi or archive.org.

I didn't get a bingo. 😭

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

You know. At least this movie provided paying work for a lot of people. So. There's that. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 welp that was fun times

very nostalgic for us millennials

@Lazarou Well for those kids it's sure fucking bad. I guess the school being fucked is also a down side. And a dead principal. And...
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

The least believable part was everyone referencing George Jetson or whatever, because nobody can acknowledge that they’ve watched The Terminator. #monsterdon

two bingoes in the end, not bad #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

#monsterdon This closing song is kinda silly…

@Terencio There were android nipples when Ms. Conners ripped her chest open.

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Not sure which is worse, this closing song or the theme to Enterprise.

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This movie got a SEQUEL??

My heart can't take it

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Well, that was really terrible. Thanks for watching and playing along, guys. That made it more tolerable. #Monsterdon

Will Smith raps a full plot recap as the credits roll? No?

#monsterdon #classof1999

This is really scary!!! Cody isn't forklift certified, somebody could really get hurt #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

#Monsterdon 🧑‍🎓 👨‍🎓 👩‍🎓 🤖 🤖 🤖 😱

the heck is this song 'struck with sound across my face'???

'Loud enough I can taste'

? what does that even mean?

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On the plus side, our hero and his new gf lived. The robots are dead.
On the down side virtually every kid from this school associated with a gang is dead now.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 these teachers just fall to pieces when you push back on their assumed authority

Power. Derek Power. Yes it's my real name. #Monsterdon

If he doesn’t raise his fist à la Breakfast Club I’m gonna be pissed.

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Oh my gosh, he almost kill is girlfriend!
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#classof1999

queue montage. this is a music.

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@Lazarou I'm glad *some* part of the educational system in this movie world made sense

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Wait...the High School has a forklift????

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Fork lift, not quite the hydraulic press of Terminator 1

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Clunk #Monsterdon

Why does the robot make sounds as if it were choking. There's nothing connecting the head to the body. Is it just enjoying pretending? #Monsterdon

It's interesting to see that even back then they were going with the green blood to preserve ratings strategy.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@diazona Wait, it kind of is. With how their optimization hit a lousy local minimum

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Luckily they're in the forklift section of the school. #Monsterdon

MOAR YELLING

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Oh he killed a cyborg with a fork lift. OLE! #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Where's Harryhausen when you need him?

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So what the gangs really needed to achieve peace was a common enemy. :welp:

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AND THERE I WAS

ON THE GROUP W BENCH

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Budget terminator needs your skin. #Monsterdon

Genuinely surprised he wasn't a robot.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

RE: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/116712122186253886

Well shit, guess not. I _really_ wanted him to be leader android.

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Oo, handy

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He brought a knife to a gun fight. #Monsterdon

The true advantage of military robots is that a single unit has a bus number greater than one.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

yeah a 50cal handgun should be enough to put a hole in her head at point blank range
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We have a stop motion budget! For a couple seconds anyway.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

Gus Fring adjusts tie...

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Did we switch over to stop-motion animation?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Yes movie. We saw Terminator too.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

So much whirring. All the whirring.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

so when are they gonna blast "school's out for summer"

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(sigh)

yes, we have also seen The Terminator

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“School’s out forever…” 🎵 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎓️ 🔫 🤖 #Classof1999

Imagine what shop class could have been like with these androids. Everyone missed out.

Brief silhouette of a CCTV in front of the explosion. #Monsterdon

NOW KISS

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i have appreciated the sheer number of explosions in this movie

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@aburka 😂

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

More explosions than a Michael Bay movie in this act.

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@MatthewTitus88 We had them, too, in the mid-90s, and we also never used them. In fact, if I recall correctly, they weren’t even connected to gas lines. They were just part of the tables.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999