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eeiiiuuuww

not a single mobile phone....

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Bow down before the one you serve..
you're gonna get what you deserve..
AWESOME!!

Nine Inch Nails detected!

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I was wondering when someone was going to get ripped half. 90s violence achieved!

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I just realized that the kids all have futuristic outfits but the teacher androids dress just like 1980s teachers.

As a director who mostly worked with scripts he did not write during his long career, I think it interesting that almost half of the films where he did come up with the story began with "Class of" and involve killer high school teachers.

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"if you simply kill all the students then there will be no classroom disturbances"

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You know what this scene needs? A Wilhelm scream

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this is different than the way I remember school

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Do you guys remember when Faith No More went to war with Jesus Jones

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@ohiofi 😂

I always thought the origin of "defenestrate" had more to do with what was being done to the *building* rather than the person, so "fenestrate" would mean to install windows in a building

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lol, again it seems the child gangs have artillery...

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It's like Robocop meets Mad Max meets Family Ties.

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Gasworks Park...

nevermind
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Waluigi's Dad

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Wait, is under the elevated parkway part of nice Seattle or nasty Seattle? #Monsterdon

teachers are daleks, got it #monsterdon

Can I root for the basketball

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The robots got an identical Ford sedan. #Monsterdon

I thought he was actually going to jump on that train which would be an incredibly dangerous stunt

so I'm glad he didn't do that, I guess

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The only winning move is not to play. #Monsterdon

These teachers: it’s like three different LLM agents talking to each other.

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⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫
See the chase scene that ends with robots crashing into the water? The water was so cold, the actors had to wear wet suits and had hot tubs ready when they left the water.

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In which a Fort Taurus looks like those EMALS test videos

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No road rash?! He must have plot armor

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Always let the dead-eyed gym teacher drive.
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I wasn't super social in HS. I knew/was friendly with everyone and everyone knew me(red hair), but I had one really close friend that I did everything with outside school. I wasn't in any clubs and didn't go to dances. I realized very young(and was very young for my grade. I turned 18 3 months after graduation) what a joke the scholastic requirements were in order to make sure everyone could graduate so I did what I had to do to get an A and spent as much time as possible away. #monsterdon

if you've ever owned a ford taurus: would it have survived going down that ramp and bottoming out the front bumper twice?

don't think mine would have, it was a hunk of junk even when new

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This is like watching Dexter

Like, really late into the series

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A glancing blow at a crossdressing joke, could be worse for 1990 (I mean, there's still movie to go)

And then directly into an explanation of What Women Are Like, which isn't a lot better

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Looks just like my kitchen.

I tend to keep the WD-40 in the fridge though.

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I can't get through my day without a nice can of WD-40, personally.

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I live it address 0000101000110101

I have WD-40 . And that's it.

Fam, I hate to say this, but… I think we accidentally picked an okay movie.

It's nobody's fault. These things happen.

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okay the WD-40 is funny, actual comedy

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@ohiofi real estate investment? #monsterdon

So they're a polycule of super teacher robots. So what? #Monsterdon

@diazona that's how people fought back then, a more elegant time..

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This movie really asks you to suspend your disbelief with wild concepts like an outdoor high school cafeteria in Seattle.

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I like how the fighting was synchronized to the soundtrack at the end there

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Ahhh, gang politics

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Glass of milk with dinner. Fancy.

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@jonny And clearly this guy uses them to play out his sick murder fantasies. #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

Wow the principal is the first reasonable sounding character and we're almost 40 minutes in!

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So 1999 was supposed to have fleshy androids but still used electric typewriters?

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The big stars really commit to the production. Malcolm McDowell worked for two days on this film.

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"people to pluh-KATE"?

Obviously there were people I went to HS with that did drugs but alcohol was the main one. There was a group you knew smoked weed. I didn't know anybody that did heroine or coke. Not habitually anyway. #monsterdon

*eats banana threateningly*

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#monsterdon This is a laugh riot! Really sending Loki v. Hulk energy…

Oh god its 4-D Man

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Androids.
Just wait until they see their phones.

questions unanswered: how did he get into the school halls in the first place to _be_ late?

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#monsterdon ethical implications of killing a high school student (sexually)

First blood

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Does the robot gym teacher have a big one or is he like a ken doll down there?

Look I'm trying to entertain myself since the movie seems unwilling to do that for me.
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uh-oh....wrestling....let's hope these robots don't have dicks... 😬

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😬

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Ugh I miss the old movies that didn't show graphic SA scenes rn

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Are we to believe that Angel’s way of keeping Cody’s bike safe was to leave it outside under an obvious cover? And no one touched it?

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Is this what it means to party like it's 1999?

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sounds like the crisps bag needed some.... corporal punishment.

(tonight's crisps are a delight but the bag was bastard getting into!)

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Problem:
CLASS OF 1999

Solutions:
SPANKING
MORE SPANKING
>>>THINK ABOUT CHER SONG 'BELIEVE'<<<

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"corporal punishment is that still legal" in a free-fire zone can we please take a moment to think about our dialogue please?

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that's...a mechanical ass spanking

no matter where you place the hyphen

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the history teacher is uh

what is this history teacher even TRYING to be?

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we all had mobiles in 1999, and texting cost money.

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@jonny I don't think they do

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teenagers, trying random stereotypes out.

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Discipline restored with some light shoving and footplay.

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The Teachernator.

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Same bell as my high school, weird

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I think they just rehired extras from Hackers and were like "just bring the wardrobe you stole from Hackers".
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RESPECT
OBEY
LEARN
BUY
LIVE
LAUGH
LOVE

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Right, so the school has security, but not police, but they will turn you over to the authorities. That seems totally airtight and not at all self-contradictory.
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WHY is MFer wearing a lab coat? is he gonna mix some chemicals?

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Ya see kids, in the 80s and 90s the idea of masked law enforcement was considered dystopian.

We were so innocent.

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2/3 of the students are in gangs

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@allanb ✅

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Semi's are ok on campus though, just not full auto

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Elevator Pitch: Ok hear me out. Robocop but in Seattle, and with teenagers.

Executive: Brilliant.

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er, technical. digging the wagon technical

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Kids I hate to break it to ya but that Fallout-ass car you're driving is absolutely going to explode

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I dunno, I think the dystopia this kids have managed looks way cooler than actual 1999 did...

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I wonder how much money this production got from D.A.R.E.

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Yayy! drugs!

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Why is it raining? I though this was supposed to be seattle?

I'll see myself out.
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One million megabytes…

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That’s 1 TB.

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Pam Grier too....

loving the Robot revel, all robots in the Future should have to do that by command from a human

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If I were willing to load Google Earth, I could give you the floor as well.

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Knockoff Omni Consumer Products boardroom sez whut?
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An area of seattle that police won't enter? That's totally unrea.... nevermind.
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Spyrograph: The Movie

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What is this odious Terminator sound-alike soundtrack? #monsterdon

And we start with... An X-ray of the sinuses? #Monsterdon

"I will strike a path... in death's panties" #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

Gratuitous underwear scene to follow gratuitous jogging tights scene....

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