#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 mostly interviews with various folks, intercut with footage
4 of em about 20 mins each then a couple additional bits
If any of these actors are under 21 I'll eat robot titty..
I see plaid, authentic 1999 attire
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Not a good movie, but finally a fun movie.
@Lazarou Yeah, not exactly the hip and happening sounds of the future...
Remember what Mr. T says kids, βDonβt be a fool! Stay in school!β
TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY!!!!! #monsterdon
bwah hah hah, wait, were the bots an allusion to the moral majority during the 90s?!?
viva la rΓ©sistance! :clapping:
something about this movie also make me wish that ACCIΓN MUTANTE was available streaming somewhere
that would be god-tier #Monsterdon if it were
you know I had to do it to em #monsterdon
@ramsey Same (and I stand by not checking the reloading square. Specifically the re part) #Monsterdon
...Is this just one minute of song on a loop?
these lyrics are truly awful
That was actually pretty entertaining. Pam Grier made it all worth while. And the DG Terminator. That was awesome.
Thanks, #Monsterdon folks!
BTW, my housing ask has been met for #mutualaid. Anything extra anyone wants to send goes toward personals. xox
Ferris: "The movie's over. Why are you still here?"
@strangefour you say 'down side', but.... #Monsterdon
So is the protagonist just wearing long underwear as pants?
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And so they fucked off to live in peaceful anarchy and tire fires.
Thanks @Taweret for hosting!
Love theme from Class of 1999. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon We went to extreme goop-townβ¦
well this is gruesome
He must have learned to drive a fork truck from Klaus.
I'm sure it was important that the robot chose "kill" instead of any of the extensive list of euphemisms it was programmed with
lol, guess he wasn't a secret robot then
KANO WINS β€οΈ
oh that's almost as good as him being a robot....
...almost
takes more than a school bus to kill a robot
oh wow, they had a go at the skinless terminator at least
Heck yes!
Oh no, they killed Malcom McSetpiece.
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#monsterdon the robots have big propane tanks in their torsos?! Do they have to get refilled at the gas station
The campy 50's 'b' stuff wears thin with me after awhile, but this kind of stuff never does. I could watch this stuff forever. #monsterdon
Bushes are missile-proof, right?
We should 100% give amputees these gun options for prosethetic enhancement. Imagine how empowering it could be to cut down a tree w/ gunfire. #Monsterdon
BY FAR the least believable axe throw in film. #Monsterdon
I -won't- be seeing you after class.
Looks like the bell didn't save you!
No apple.. Just the core. Hardcore!
I dunno, pick one
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hey this is exactly what we used to do in junior high chemistry class!
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@steggy To be fair, Terminator 2 had something like 20x the budget
Turns out his head was his achilles' heel
This whole movie was written to deliver they "You're history," line, wasn't it?
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#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 like maximillian from the black hole
Damn. Snappy one liner and all. Well.done, Cody!
Great line!
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You're history, mister! Well, at least he finally learned politeness and respect.
This is what happened after they put AI into those little claw grabber machines.
#Monsterdon "It's ok, It's ok."
It's really not, though.
This teacher certainly understands the assignment
@pngwen I have the feeling that they _wanted_ XT-6 to be some sort of terminator II shapeshifting but had to settle for flamethrower because of budget
shh. quit it. you will get the spray bottle if you don't keep doing robot stuff #monsterdon
to open the cage door, shoot at the ceiling
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I think the movie is overstating the maneuverability of motorcycles in a municipal building.
You know, there is a kind of destructive catharsis in this film.
#monsterdon cyberboobs, to put in her lacy robot bra
This end battle sequence is pretty decent. #monsterdon
#monsterdon does this one guy suddenly have an offensive fake latine accent he didn't have before
@socketwench ain't that the truth
Here's where they spent the budget. #Monsterdon
Why did they drive a lap in the classroom.
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lol, secret flamethrower hand...just what Teachers need!
Cody is kind of channeling Cory Feldman in The Lost Boys.
Welcome to Night Vale. I mean night school. #Monsterdon
"WELCOME TO NIGHT SCHOOL" was actually a nice touch. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
I wonder if that'll be checkov's LAW
In this school they teach the 3 Rβs:
Read-only Memory
Rights Management, Digital
AR-15
I'm sure they've been working on robot soldiers for decades, the thing is, once you build and program a robot to kill, okay that's one thing. But actually introducing it publicly? That's the beginning of the end. And it sounds like something rump would do as a grand farewell. #monsterdon
They seriously paid all the money for a NIN song and they just used it as background?
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Aw, not David Cross at Home! I liked him
The gym teacher guy was played by Patrick Kilpatrick, he got hotter as he aged.
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They had the two main women characters interact, but they mentioned guys in every single line.
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eeiiiuuuww
not a single mobile phone....
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Bow down before the one you serve..
you're gonna get what you deserve..
AWESOME!!
Nine Inch Nails detected!
I was wondering when someone was going to get ripped half. 90s violence achieved!
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I just realized that the kids all have futuristic outfits but the teacher androids dress just like 1980s teachers.
As a director who mostly worked with scripts he did not write during his long career, I think it interesting that almost half of the films where he did come up with the story began with "Class of" and involve killer high school teachers.
"if you simply kill all the students then there will be no classroom disturbances"
You know what this scene needs? A Wilhelm scream
this is different than the way I remember school
Do you guys remember when Faith No More went to war with Jesus Jones
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I always thought the origin of "defenestrate" had more to do with what was being done to the *building* rather than the person, so "fenestrate" would mean to install windows in a building
lol, again it seems the child gangs have artillery...
It's like Robocop meets Mad Max meets Family Ties.
Gasworks Park...
nevermind
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Waluigi's Dad
Wait, is under the elevated parkway part of nice Seattle or nasty Seattle? #Monsterdon
teachers are daleks, got it #monsterdon
Can I root for the basketball
The robots got an identical Ford sedan. #Monsterdon
I thought he was actually going to jump on that train which would be an incredibly dangerous stunt
so I'm glad he didn't do that, I guess
The only winning move is not to play. #Monsterdon
These teachers: itβs like three different LLM agents talking to each other.
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βοΈ TRIVIA OF 1999 π€π«
See the chase scene that ends with robots crashing into the water? The water was so cold, the actors had to wear wet suits and had hot tubs ready when they left the water.
In which a Fort Taurus looks like those EMALS test videos
No road rash?! He must have plot armor