Oo, gooey :D #Monsterdon

GO PAM!

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Ah, gang love <3

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I love shoulder mounted rocket launchers

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so the arms dealer guy must also be a cyborg, of course, but you'd also think that the killer robot cyborg uprising would find "integrating in every school before going on a killing rampage" to be a better strategy than just going hogwild on one kid. #monsterdon

Robot imitates another person's voice ✅️

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

RIP IT guys.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

truly have no idea what the robot arms dealer or the killer robots plan is aside from killing this one kid because he broke into their house #monsterdon

This is how the Tech Bros work with Government though, it's accurate....

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I mean he's not wrong about the difference in budgets allowed in federal grants for military nonsense vs. education

that is NOT what all teachers do

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"For the 10 year war"

If only it lasted 10 years...

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The screenplay just says "various gunplay and violence" for several pages.
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LOOK AT WHAT HE IS WEARING HOW can i focus on what he is saying #monsterdon

@arrjay #monsterdon

I believe what happened was, the robots made it look like the rival gang killed their brother.

I love these recoilless guns from the past. We should have kept this tech. #Monsterdon

Someone kinda saw Blade Runner

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[Engage Adult Spanking Mode]

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They didn't even have the budget for Willhelm screams.

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It’s a shootout at the old spool factory

#monsterdon #classof1999

tbf though, the humans let themselves get flanked and totally wiped out so....Robot Victory!

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#monsterdon Shot in the back, and he did not care, he gave love a baaaad name… LOL

Hey, they let the woman wear pants, how about that. #Monsterdon

"There's no such thing as a perfect robot."
"There's no such thing as a perfect human."
Yeah, but as hard as you MFers try you have yet to get to the point where you 100% program humans.
#monsterdon

"we want to *educate* you!"

EVIL GRIN

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@Binder

imagine the android hot tub party tho

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A war game. Like Command and Conquer: Red Alert.

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They took a long drive off a short pier.
#monsterdon

in case of emergency, i am equipped with a flotation device.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

If I was from Seattle I'd be enjoying this car chase a lot more

At least it's not the same storm drain in LA everyone has a car chase in.

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Why do robot teachers need a house to live in?

Surely one of the features of robots is they don't need living quarters? Just stick in in the closet with a charging cable

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Ahh, the Tarus, Ford's most menacing car.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Look it's not weird to have mechanical lubricant around the house, okay?

I don't like your tone

#Monsterdon

Oh, right, in 1990 the cost of living was low enough in coastal cities that going nuts with roomates would seem odd

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

could we have set this scene where we are forced to read off a thin paper pamphlet anywhere else than on the back of a motorcycle #monsterdon

Miss Connors? Might that be "Sarah" Connors"?

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#ClassOf1999

"Reach down the back of my pants"

oh come on dude...

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it's the future - they're all drinking Edensoy!

#monsterdon

Oh cool, I know this place. This is where the Foot Clan hangs out

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It's 1999 and grown men can dine together and not be arrested

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@ramsey this planet feels like a Star Trek : TNG away mission

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#monsterdon The most menacing banana-eating scene.

Oh, it's supposed to be fake PCP?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

The person who programmed the robot to kill drug dealers is the guilty party here, and the company behind it.

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I keep thinking about that line from HOCUS POCUS

"It's a prison for children"

but this movie is like "what if that's good tho"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He’s concussed, not late... LOL. Weeblewobbles don't fall down. LOL!

@kshernandez #monsterdon

Gonna tell my kids that was Henry Rollins

@ramsey that Hollywood life needed paying for! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guy takes a break from beating up a student to salute nobody. The trooooops!

Gee!

This emotional weight, golly

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So, the teachers are just really strong and willing to use violence? How innovative.
#monsterdon

is it legal? you said there were no laws

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So the director is on the list, right

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{Possible drug use}

is that an option for the robot?

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@klu9 #monsterdon

He's chewing an eyeball of a kid from the previous class.

He’s going to call her and what? #Monsterdon

Keach was a good sport to look like this. We have some more Keach at the end of the month at #FridayThrillerClub with Roadgames.... #monsterdon

@jonny idk but I suspect not

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@yatsu #monsterdon

They're also testing a new skin moisturizer.

The white boy swore at Pam Grier!

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That's the problem with schools today, not enough They Live-esque signs reading OBEY, LEARN.
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The free fire zone is in the middle of Green Lake. #monsterdon

just blanks her....lol, harsh

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This reminds me a *lot* of Escape 2000. #Monsterdon

A post-apocalyptic nightmare high school where the kids all dress in trendy layers

"Oh, like a Mad Max D-com?"

Yes!

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Pam Grier, "one of the best actors never to have received an Academy Award nomination"

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This is like Warriors....but in a Seattle suburb....and no Grunge...

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The police won't go in, but the school busses will.

Sure, that tracks.
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the station wagon tactical is, well

excellent.

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Hey, it's Megaweapon Jr.! #Monsterdon

I wish real drugs working this quickly and had cool future names

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I want the rest of the movie to be a musical in this style

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I dunno, maybe treat kids like kids and not like prisoners perhaps?

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Temu-Robocop office set

#classof1999 #monsterdon

Got some shredded chicken at the deli on Wednesday and have been making tacos. You're going to have to trust me that there's a big bunch of chicken under the tomatoes and sour cream. #monsterdon

OH MY GOD, IT'S TV'S FATHER OF TV'S FRANK #Monsterdon

Cleveland is in the wrong place.

Also the map is wrong!

#monsterdon #classof1999

Yo!! It's #Monsterdon time!!

love the Wargames graphics

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This is like Mad Max meets the Breakfast Club so far #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@n8 Keep an eye out for the recently launched #remonsterdon for a more European-time-zone friendly viewing #monsterdon

The utter depravity of these street thugs, listening to music & dancing. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 mostly interviews with various folks, intercut with footage

4 of em about 20 mins each then a couple additional bits

If any of these actors are under 21 I'll eat robot titty..

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I see plaid, authentic 1999 attire

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Not a good movie, but finally a fun movie.

@Lazarou Yeah, not exactly the hip and happening sounds of the future...

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@cptbutton
#ForkliftCertified #Monsterdon

@paco

Remember what Mr. T says kids, “Don’t be a fool! Stay in school!”

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TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY!!!!! #monsterdon

bwah hah hah, wait, were the bots an allusion to the moral majority during the 90s?!?

viva la résistance! :clapping:

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

something about this movie also make me wish that ACCIÓN MUTANTE was available streaming somewhere

that would be god-tier #Monsterdon if it were

you know I had to do it to em #monsterdon

The sign is still my favorite character

That was some good classic cyborg death though. Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Onward to the sequel on @miru

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@ramsey Same (and I stand by not checking the reloading square. Specifically the re part) #Monsterdon

...Is this just one minute of song on a loop?

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

these lyrics are truly awful

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That was actually pretty entertaining. Pam Grier made it all worth while. And the DG Terminator. That was awesome.

Thanks, #Monsterdon folks!

BTW, my housing ask has been met for #mutualaid. Anything extra anyone wants to send goes toward personals. xox

Ferris: "The movie's over. Why are you still here?"

#Monsterdon

@strangefour you say 'down side', but.... #Monsterdon