Oh look, it's Chekhov's caution flammable canisters.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I heard they got the new Ann Beattie novel? What kind of gang is in to an MFA writer? #Monsterdon

It's nice when your school is easily navigable by motorcycle

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The unnecessary motorcycle riding in the classrooms is also very funny.
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#monsterdon I've been on board with the leads, but now that Cody is having a heartfelt monologue I notice he has a very silly voice

"I'm goin in there to waste some teachers."

#monsterdon

WELCOME TO NIGHT SCHOOL

still loving the sign

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WELCOME TO NIGHT SCHOOL #Monsterdon

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Goddamn George Jetson nightmare!

wheee on the bikes!

#Monsterdon

yeahhhhh bazooka!

(not on my bingo card sadly)

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Bazooka guy looked like had fun.

#Monsterdon

Awww! The teachers are bringing unity to the kids!

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

I mean, the idea of the roving teenage biker/drug gangs showing up as the good-guy army against the adults would be subversive if you approach it from the Dirty Harry ideology. But they're just kind of blundering into it because that's how the trope cards landed when they spilled them on the rug during their coke binge

#Monsterdon

TRUCE

#monsterdon

That speech brought a tear to my eye.

#Monsterdon

Dude, what is your accent.

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I want some 'edge', fuck monday

#Monsterdon

This kid trying to do a low voice for his speech is cracking me up.

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Inhuman teacher monsters is the name of my next band.

Well then, operation & monitoring crew are out.

#ClassOf1999_1990 #monsterdon

BLUE STEEL

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@strangefour If only he'd been evil, he could have made it to the end of the movie...

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Well, looks like another round of layoffs at Grok…

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You missed an opportunity for Pam Grier and the hot blonde beret chick to fight. And I can't forgive you for that..

No, keep saying your lines through a cigarette

#Monsterdon

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wow Pam Grier really has the 'pin/pen merger'

@Linzington I think the pants qualify as "brightly colored clothes"

#Monsterdon

Sir, I will let you know there is an *extensive* genre on that very topic.

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe getting out the spray bottle for all the horny transbians

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I keep forgetting this movie is set in Seattle and not New York

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#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 "Learn or be killed" is the new "Read or die"

Wow! They’re playing Nine Inch Nails in the soundtrack! In 1990!

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“Contract worth billions.” There we have it. #Monsterdon

"So they've been waging war with my students?"

"Isn't that what all teachers do?"

Huh?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm quite disappointed, not one single use of the Wilhelm Scream... ;)

Oh well. At least it was a paycheck, Malcom. #Monsterdon

malcolm macdowell got fingered to death :o

#monsterdon

He just stuck his fingers through his neck like it was a bowling ball!

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Even for the 90s, Christie's earrings are BAD.

#Monsterdon

No I'm pretty sure teachers are always waging war with idiot parents, asshole administrators, and greedy politicians.

#Monsterdon

This is how Google Gemini works

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I feel like we've somehow got two different movies mashed together.

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the problem, once again, is an excess of military surplus, and civilian programs all to happy to receive it.

#monsterdon

I cock my gun in the most angst-ridden way possible.

#monsterdon

Technically, total freedom DOES include murder. It's in the writ, friend. #Monsterdon

Razerheadz are the lowest of humans, after that we're into realtors. #Monsterdon

At least he had time to go home and change his outfit.

#monsterdon

"the strategy is sound"

*unfurl 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' banner*

#monsterdon

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On the plus side, the resulting teacher to student ratio will be extremely high.

well now i'm confused because that looks like harbour island, like it's all mouth-of-the-duwamish industrial area

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@diazona The guy with the bleached hair, rat tail, and white eyes keeps hinting at their human emotional side blending in.

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nice fold-in-half stunt

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That's one hell of a grenade!

#monsterdon

Well *somebody* definitely added "pursue and terminate" to the menu

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Wilhelm Scream Detected #Monsterdon

Thank you for at least holding that nominal grenade launch at an arc. Some kid paid attention to the fight coordinator. #Monsterdon

The out of control incorporation of AI analogy may be relevant, but it is also exhausting #Monsterdon

WOLVERII... oh wait. #Monsterdon

Worst robot ?

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#Monsterdon The robots aren't really doing anything the opposing gang couldn't have done.

Sure their tactics are harsh, but I bet the class of 2000 will be very polite as a result of their efforts.

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So the teachers went to all the trouble of setting two rival gangs against each other... just to go to all the effort of taking the members out themselves?? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I don't know or care why any of this is happening

but yay violence I guess

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So… instead of just letting them wipe each other out, the RoboTeachers are going to risk exposing their involvement to kill the gang members.

Who are, I will remind you, quite adeptly killing each other already.

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well

the androids have terrible fire control

so there's that

#monsterdon

That coach has a body count among the student body. If you know what I mean. #Monsterdon

why the fuck are there so many guns in this movie and how is everyone so terrible at hitting anything

#monsterdon

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artillery?

sneak sneak sneak...

#monsterdon

Let’s rumble out by the spools!

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Somebody call Master Blaster, he's late. #Monsterdon

These actors seem like they're fighting back smiles while warning their boss about possible rampaging killbots.

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Mad Max but we could only film in Illinois. #Monsterdon

I feel like this movie is what you get when you don't have a message but you combine "the teens are an ultraviolent lost cause" and "CEOs are sleazy" in a blender after a decade of cocaine-fuelled action tropes have encrusted to shape all your default decisions

#Monsterdon

you're telling me your ROBOTS don't have REMOTE TELEMETRY?!

you sent out a series of supercomputers?

AND HAD THEM JUMP IN A LAKE?!

#monsterdon

"They can't be monitored when they're not here!" Again, I have to question how this got green lit for field evaluation. Is this guy an Elon Musk? #Monsterdon

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I think that the disciplinary plan is kinda failing .

#monsterdon "I hate water." "A nice day for a dive."

THAT'S TOO MANY WRY QUIPS

Noser was incredibly flammable. #Monsterdon

He died as he lived, flamboyantly. #Monsterdon

We know none of those threads were flame resistant. #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

Who programmed these robots for sarcasm? Were they filled with the collective knowledge of twitter from beginning up to current? No wonder they're evil.
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#monsterdon movies aren't brave enough to have a chase using a midsize sedan anymore

I asked for a hot pizza, but this is ridiculous. #Monsterdon

Hey that was a waste of perfectly good pizza

I mean perfectly okay pizza

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

The only thing that can stop a street gang is a robotic street gang.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Exterminate! Exterminate! #Monsterdon

Oh man, waste of pizza

#Monsterdon

Angel is not just a toughie, but he hoop, too.

#Monsterdon

now the teachers are hiiiiiigh

#monsterdon

My homework's on the freight train.

#monsterdon

"We saw you across the school yard & we dig your vibe." #Monsterdon

long live the t-shirt headband
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@Lazarou robots, of course, being famously waterproof

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can i hop on that train and ride out of this movie? please?

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Not totally suspect for the 3 new teachers to live together or anything either #monsterdon