@Lazarou robots, of course, being famously waterproof

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can i hop on that train and ride out of this movie? please?

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Not totally suspect for the 3 new teachers to live together or anything either #monsterdon

Beach party / teacher's meeting
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I keep wanting to script-doctor the schlock. Like, how would building robot teachers to discipline high-school students ever be financially viable? Why would the government pay for that before training SEAL vets as teachers? Unless it's pitched as a trial run for military technology, like android soldiers. Which would (by the standards of movie logic) explain them resorting to excessive force at the soonest opportunity.

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One might think that somewhere along the way to creating a humanoid robot that can drive a car, they would have also created a self-driving car

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That actor is working so hard to do serious while soaking wet & freezing. #Monsterdon

peelable skin, yet WATERPROOF!

these robot teachers can do it all!

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oh fuck they're fucking back in from the sea, this is unprecedented #monsterdon

okay they are literally walking back on short from exactly where I pointed out they take all those skyline shots

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Hahaha hahaha WD-40

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those teachers are gonna get soooo rusty

One would think they might have stopped before driving into the water

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[explosion in distance]
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"I hate water"
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“I hate water.”

"Nice day for a dive.”

OMG! Cringe at the dialogue.

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The complete lack of other traffic is noticeable, but meh, I'll accept it for movie purposes

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Nice day for some

ADR

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This is Seattle, bud. If you can go over 25 you're living the dream. #Monsterdon

I highly doubt that motorcycles work that way

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So the student do not yet realize the teachers are androids..?

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Evil drives a Ford Taurus

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Souped up motorcycle versus Ford sedan fulla robots. #monsterdon

that's NOT EVEN A FORD PURSUIT

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Ah, the most compelling evidence for the Scooby Gang will be that the woman robot didn't have panties that matched her bra.

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#Monsterdon If only teachers had a predictable schedule, this could have been avoided.

look, CONSUMERISM MAKES THE HUMAN

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They're big into minimalism. #Monsterdon

This movie could use a remake. Make it a little more cyberpunk. Hide that the teachers are robots so it's a mystery at first.
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it's Bender's apartment!

WD-40 #monsterdon

I feel like Deviant Ollam would appreciate that breaking and entering trrick.

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Updating the character names.

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They all live in the same house? That must mean...
gasp
they're roommates!

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fuck i know that apartment building they were on the way to ballard

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WE GAVE THESE ROBOTS NAMES AND ADDRESSES

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They're a throuple, duh. #Monsterdon

His clutch won't last long, he keeps riding it like that

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Seems like you could have looked up the address before getting on the bike.

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Same clothes, different day, am I right?

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does this count as a "school dance" for bingo purposes #monsterdon

Are we supposed to be pretending we don't know Stacy Keach is a cyborg at this point or no? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"You're one of us. You're not one of him." #Monsterdon

@Lazarou My head canon is that the principal is Alex from A Clockwork Orange, many years after his rehabilitation.

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Are they meant to be firing real guns? Is everyone not deafened?Blinded? Fleeing in terror? #Monsterdon

Mosh pits and guns just don’t mix.

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#monsterdon However the amount of "bullets" they are launching up into the air will obviously come back down again, and I imagine in some faraway field, thump thump thump….

@srol He's Malcolm McDowell! How can he not be the main villain!?

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According to director Mark L. Lester, the two films that influenced the visual style of the film were The Road Warrior and The Asphalt Jungle.

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Oh right, I need to watch Streets of Fire at some point

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Megatech, a division of OCP...

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Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

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Meanwhile, in nice Seattle... #monsterdon

"You just have a problem w/ authority figures." Okay but given what authority figures are doing at your school, dude's got a point. #Monsterdon

At least they have rapid healing in the future. #Monsterdon

typewriter in 1999

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Are these fuckin Waymo teachers or what? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I always said it “play-cate”... not really "pla-cate”

Chekov's banana

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This meeting is giving the same energy as "ask the LLM to 'explain' why it deleted your production database"

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@Louisa AI would absolutely apply "make the kid smoke the whole carton" to a kid with a pile of mdma

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... I'll need to check imdb, but I think this history teacher went on to become one of the regular Weird Old Men who always show up in Tim and Eric sketches.

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Banana 🍌
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Chekov's Historical Metaphor

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This is the future the AI companies want for us.

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Puking on my desk? That's an evisceration. #Monsterdon

he doesnt need a principals note he needs a doctors note. to stay home

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Even with negative reinforcement you've gone way too far #monsterdon

One lesson is, if you study history, I will let you live.

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His friend's wounds have not healed...

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Wasted guy + firearm = real threat

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Snapping your fingers in someones face is known to improve their physical fitness. It's been studied.
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"They absorb whatever we put into them!" "Hopefully"

Why does this remind me of something

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Was there a need to trauma dump on her for your friend's death? #Monsterdon

Give us your best Charlie Sheen

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#monsterdon The intelligence is evolving. It's not artificial any longer.

Sure, bro, that LLM really likes you for you.

"It isn't artificial any longer" - yeah - it's natural now

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"Simply amazing. Play that back. And fetch me some lube."

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Dr Ken Rat Tail is excited that the LLM is arriving at killing. #Monsterdon

Can't have problem students if you don't have students *taps noggin*

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I know opinions are lick assholes, but if you haven't see 1984 I HIGHLY recommend. An 80's 'B' trash classic #monsterdon (Michael J Fox is the main'good' student).

More like "Physical Eradication" class.

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@socketwench #monsterdon

Maybe they have Insta in that future too.

TBF, most of these 'kids' have deserved what happened to them...

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#monsterdon First body count! Huzzah!

uh, I'm pretty sure beating the students until they cough up blood is gonna be a PROBLEM anywhere.

sorry!

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um is he snorting coke off a gun

Gotta get all the gang memes out of the way at once

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With all the dystopia, how does everyone have so much time to work on their wardrobe and makeup?

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“Ok, now look into the camera and give us a salute.”

This director is Hitchcockian.

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Menu:

Educate
Discipline
*Roid Rage

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Kirkland brand Corey Haim loves to glower at authority figures and sneer at pretty girls. #monsterdon

*snapping*

This is how the musical interlude starts

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#monsterdon Now my grade school PE coach had that look, but he was far nicer. Maybe one of my first crushes, too... ;)

@Lazarou I’m pretty sure McDowell didn’t care. He’s not been very picky about his films.

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Damn, mention of "Your permanent record" is not on my bingo! Bogus!

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Oooooh the dreaded "permanent record"

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Physical Education must be FUN in this place..

We are rapidly working toward 100% test coverage of the discipline menu options

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Dead or alive you're coming with me, Cody

- Roboteachercop

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