Oooooh the dreaded "permanent record"

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Physical Education must be FUN in this place..

We are rapidly working toward 100% test coverage of the discipline menu options

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Dead or alive you're coming with me, Cody

- Roboteachercop

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It's Malcolm McDowell, you think he cares if some hoodlum sexually assaults his daughter? #Monsterdon

I feel like I'm watching every band I used to listen to get into a fight

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moar yelling

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#monsterdon I've seen this little twerp in the yellow tank top in something before

So, who’s the audience for this film? Parents? Good teens? Bad teens? ICE? #Monsterdon

You don't need a hit you need a medic.

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Is corporal punishment still even legal?

Does it matter when nobody's enforcing the law in the first place?

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sound effects straight from Street Fighter - check
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These motherfuckers acting like it’s the last day of school need to chill the fuck out. It’s just 3PM.

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Is it last day of school? Or they just throw their books and folders in the air everdy day when they leave? #monsterdon

I too wore a bright teal onesie to high school

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#monsterdon He's putting my folks to shame with that sort of loud spanking smacks! Respect. I want the robot teachers to lose their !@##$ marbles and go on a rampage bender!!!

@Louisa he wants to be forever young, but instead he's gonna DIE

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#Monsterdon This movie is like a right wing teacher's fantasy come to life.

Just watching it I can feel myself getting older.

There’s some powerful social commentary going on here.

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This must be what it's like to work at Ring or Tesla or ,,AI,, Just watching people mess each other up all day for no reason. #Monsterdon

I think even in the free fire zone, this is gonna get you some public comments at the next school board meeting.

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[ SPANKINGS CONTINUE ] #Monsterdon

That's why his license plate says "ASSMAN"

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Too many of these gang kids are turned on there.

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ROBOSPANK

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Director's Fetish, etc... (very very NOT complimentary)

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I can't get over the cyborg internal UI making dot matrix printer noises.

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"What's wrong w/ you guys? You guys can't even fight!" #Monsterdon

“Problem: Students not listening” 😄😄 #Monsterdon

These kids need to work on their trash talk. #Monsterdon

I had a teacher like this in the freshman mechanical engineering weed-out class #monsterdon

this guy is a downgrade in every way from Pam Grier

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They should have sent in a ringer human w/ the super teach squad to throw off detection. #Monsterdon

say whatever else you want, that is some DAMN fine whiteboard artwork

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This part may actually be in the school, dang

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That is one helluva oofmagaugh

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That twenty four year old is Malcolm McDowell's kid?

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This kid really wanted to be a Corey. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"You wanna do something ... sometime?" Sheer fucking poetry. #Monsterdon

just started but i am off to a strong start #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"What does that mean?"
"Nothing. I don't know."

actual 1999 teenager dialogue.

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Our protag' talks slow, like Charlie Brown,

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Pam Greer should beat up more people

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This needs to be an fmv game. I want the power to select some of those other options.

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#Monsterdon This is such an old-man premise for a movie.

The kids these days. They're out of control! Not respectful like we were back in the olden days.

If this continues we'll need to use institutional violence to keep the kids in line!

Who is this movie for?

In my school, at least 3-4 kids would have been applauding, and the rest just laughing.

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What's with his eyes? Where do I know that from?

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Ah, the good old 80's robot-POV text HUD

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I love this movie now.

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I should try one of these future gang makeup looks sometime, I bet at least 20% of these kids have future-pronouns

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HEELS OF STEEL

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"That's not very cool"
"Temperature's increasing"

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once again I am missing out on a fun #monsterdon it seems. would Caligula (the infamous Tinto Brass one with Malcolm McDowell) be too spicy for Monsterdon? guess it would be, that is a grotty movie

I really want to snip Stacy Keach’s mullet. #Monsterdon

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Oooooh, a Clockwork Orange fake eyelash

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also this is exactly my first day of classes nightmare so

when pam grier says something is not cool

it is not cool

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It feels like someone watched the school scenes from Akira and was like "I can recreate that with $25"

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Welcome to the wonderful world of Chemistry.
I think Mr. White should be teaching this class..

The high school economy runs on nerd lunch money

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things unaddressed in this movie: why these gangs are attending school???

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"My door is always open" *gates clang shut heavy handedly* #Monsterdon

Y'know... having the police unwilling to enter a zone is technically preferable to having them wantonly arresting and killing people

This movie might be on to something

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Almost a dozen IT guys just to run 3 Terminator Teachers? Well atleast they didn't completely replace staff with AI. If anything AI created more jobs here? Hmm.
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Meanwhile, we'd occasionally have a fella show up after hunting early & they forgot to remove the gun from the rack. It wasnt a big deal in the early 2000s. Usually just a write up
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After school in 1999, the kids can go hang out at Chopping Mall, and then have a rousing game at home with Evolver!

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Blackhearts gang?

where's Joan Jett???

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I see he put that giant bottle of bleach to good use. Not bad at all.

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BLACKHEARTS! _There_'s the lesbians! Fuckin' finally!

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After his years of Death Race 2000, the fame and fortune settled down and all Frankenstein could get were odd jobs, like guarding schools.

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Dr Forrest is looking pretty tan for an albino

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I’m paying more attention to the hairstyles than the action. Pretty exciting so far. #Monsterdon

Pooters!

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The sound on that metal detector though
I want more tech that sounds egregiously futuristic IRL

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#monsterdon Also really loving Stacey Keach with yellow eyes and a white super-mullet. It makes me giggle so hard.

This music feels like it's constantly on the edge of "YOU'VE GOT THE POWAH"

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Why do I think Welcome to the Jungle is gonna start playing?

This came out the same year as Kindergarten Cop.

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And a little A Clockwork Orange. #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

wonka gang

WONKA GANG

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Who is the Low Rent A Clockwork Kumquat mother fucker?

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I just can't take a death threat seriously when it's delivered from under that hat

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love that the gang leader is taking fashion tips from Boy George

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note that if your weapon goes in the shopping cart, you're not getting it back.

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We shall fight the kids with relentless robotic lameness.

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I think the fashion might have worked for 1999/ It still kinda works now. Leaning heavy into punk but good mix of colors and layering.
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They sent 3 robot teachers to the same school because they were programmed for teamwork & the power of friendship. #Monsterdon

but only automatic weapons
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Neck heart tattoo isn't the sharpest tool in the drawer here.

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why all the patterned trousers tho

If you have not seen the 1984 installment, it is in not even a little sci/fi. #monsterdon

Ok, I dig that they cast actual teenagers and they have a catch phrase, but a car just flipped and did NOT explode. That’ll cost some 90s cred.

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ok I <3 the armored school bus

Cope cage bus?

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“Looks like Hector’s going to be a little late for school.”

These lines just write themselves.

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that's right, 3 minutes plot so they could run that "late to school" line.

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Going right to the expensive car stunt. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Yayy! Car stunt!

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