Rattail mullet is a look and I am here for it. #Monsterdon

School is lower hassle in this alternate past than real life. #Monsterdon

“Either way I’m dead.”

In the 90s, we were all Samurai.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Well at least they predicted the violent way cops handle kids in the future properly… #monsterdon

#monsterdon ok no, the audio and video are heavily desynced actually

Hmm. Let's try Tubi

is Boy George in this gang? coz i think i could sign up if that were the case.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"You can quit the Black Holes!?" #Monsterdon

Semi-automatic weapons are OK though.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Horribly beweaponed puberty sufferers. AHA.

nice hat. (mr pipe)

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#Monsterdon But ... humans have skulls too. Why can you see the robot's entire skull when he opens his mouth?

I mean if a gang-controlled area can still have a functional high school, the gangs aren't looking so bad

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I love their multicolored leggings. #Monsterdon

actual wallingford, actual kennedy high school, here's yr map

https://maps.app.goo.gl/qgpncE5A9o4DE1R17

(reposted with correct link sry)

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Am I meant to believe, these kids have automatic weapons and shoot to kill on the weekends, then they all just go to school on Monday?

#monsterdon

Sure, it's brutal living under Combine occupation, but test scores have never been higher...

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

This literally could be a documentary up to this point.

#monsterdon

lol the bus

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫

👀 Look for:
The scene where Cody and Angel first enter the school early in the film was shot the exact same way that Director Mark L. Lester had shot it in Class of 1984.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@wohali@timeloop.cafe Right? It's adorable!

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Well, the producers couldn't imagine that rhe reality of going to school would be a lot grimer today
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#classof1999

Fox News is playing this very-true documentary footage of Seattle to this very day. #monsterdon

You know you're a good guy when Malcolm McDowell is on your side!

#Monsterdon

Driving their own car lets a person arrive early at school. If they want to do that for some reason. #Monsterdon

omg that high tailed motorcycle thing...

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#monsterdon 🎓️ 🔫 🤖 #Classof1999

Enters high school..
Says: Maybe I shoulda stayed in prison..

WITNESS ME ... oh, you know what? Let's forget this ever happened. #Monsterdon

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Today's movies don't have enough scenes of a boxy car smashing through a pile of cardboard boxes

#monsterdon

If schools are death traps that you have to drive through Mad Max: Forest Road to reach, why go to school?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Movie that wants to be Robocop, got it.

Confused straight couples that have walked in since the film began: 2

#Monsterdon

you gotta love the main character's heart tattoo on his neck

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

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For those of you not in the U.S. yes, high school was exactly like this growing up.

Including the buses.

Yeah drugs are good money but how do they pay for this much firepower?

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@brooke

"an armed society is a polite society"

One of those quotes that changes a lot if you read the original context.

#monsterdon
#ClassOf1999

Nooooo my corrugated metal fencing. #Monsterdon

I didn’t realize Seattle had such sprawling slums #Monsterdon

What are they going, 30 miles an hour?#Monsterdon

Sunscreen would have protected C-c-cody very well in this altercation.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Homeroom is in this movie different than I remember.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Less than 9, if they aren't seniors.

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the SLOWEST high-speed chases.

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The Mad Max Suite Life of Zack & Cody #monsterdon

This really is a 1990s movie.

And I'm sure this is what a bunch of people thought the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone in Seattle looked like.

#Monsterdon

Not sure about #PatrickKillpatrick, but I can understand wanting to create an ageless #PamGreer. 🙏

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

#Monsterdon You know, schools are just buildings.

If there's a lawless zone surrounding the school building, you could just hold school somewhere else.

Great environmental story telling. Was this shot in Arkansas? #Monsterdon

When a gang has more ammo than sense

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I made a little pizza for movie time #Monsterdon and uh... Pizza killed my favorite plate. Well next time I am making it in the oven again. But I thought of pizza too later to do that this time.

"We carefully prepared the area by putting mines 3-5 feet from the road on either side."

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Absolutely no cliches or tropes in this movie.

#Monsterdon

He hates car roofs!

#monsterdon

This is all 9 years after the move came out, BTW.

#Monsterdon

Mad Max: Beyond the High School Dome

#Monsterdon

Looks like they solved the traffic problem at least. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

absolutely none of this is making any sense to me... am i just too tired to follow the plot? or is it that nutso?

#monsterdon

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pointy cars

This is giving real Biff Tannen vibes.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Now I know it's an ;80's film. Homophobic joke. #Monsterdon

He was framed for a crime by a closeted homosexual? Is that the set up for this um heavily armed pursuit? #Monsterdon

@aspeed 😆

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

When does all the "free fire" start?

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#ClassOf1999

i love 80s/90s era future slang. last night i watched SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE which was full of it

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#monsterdon This film has serious Troma Team Vibes. Only that truck flipping over would have been in every subsequent Troma movie if so... #ClassOf1999

I'm not sure if I've seen tonight's #Monsterdon, Class of 1999. Certainly seen similar, schlocky movies in the vein and vaguely high school themed.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/23535

If I have seen this one, I am sure it would have been with appropriate comedic soundtrack or additional commentary.

/smh That's some pretty poor physical security, Razorheads...

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This is what the president wants you to think every blue state city is like #Monsterdon

The eraserheads?

That's...a dramatic escalation for David Lynch.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@jivens That was later

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Wait, I know that drug addled shotgun passenger, too. #Monsterdon

Cheering for the corpse of the cop car.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

madmax called, they need their car back.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Many thanks to the captions for letting us know that it's spelled "Razorheadz".

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

hey, they've got one of tesla's cyberstationwagons! blow it up!

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

I love this art car. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎓️ 🔫 🤖 #Classof1999

Seattle?

I thought the Terminator governed California?

How does someone come out of prison as a goody two-shoes?

#monsterdon

I could leave the robots are real.
Dr Forrest certainly seems like a robot though
#monsterdon

And _this_ is what Republicans tell their base Seattle looks like right now

(also Portland)

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

#monsterdon Really undercuts your MAXIMUM SECURITY HELL ON EARTH vibe to show a very normal highway with very normal suburbs in the background

oh god they're handing out Microsoft Edge to kids? GROSSSSSS

#monsterdon

Best new high since skin, man.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

These guys do edging to get high. #Monsterdon

Wait, Alex is the principal? Why doesn't he just administer the Ludovico Technique?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Of course we're just doing carceral state shit with school in this movie.

#Monsterdon

Is that “bad little dude” Rachel Dratch?

#Monsterdon

OK, they didn't say this was gonna be a prophetic film!

#Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

am I supposed to understand what "getting jumped in" means #monsterdon

Is that Alice Cooper singing #Monsterdon

He looks like me, in which I mean, like a lesbian Aunt. #monsterdon

So far, the cars are what I remember from the 80s so they didn’t predict that well. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

the only prison in west seattle IS west seattle

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Was that Cheech Marin singing the lead in that song?

#monsterdon

C. Courtney Joyner. Let's see what you can do. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I fondly recall 2000 and the rat-mullet every 60yo had.

HI WEST SEATTLE BRIDGE

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999