I should rewatch Killers of the Flower Moon...

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Dr Ken Rat Tail is loving this shit. #Monsterdon

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This whapping technique is every teacher's secret dream..

Are you fucking serious

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OH MY GOD!

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Holy writer's thinly disguised fetish. A robot spanking. #Monsterdon

Aren't these the same kids who just got smacked down by the other teacher?

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I can't believe the android teacher/prison warden has strict hall pass rules. Who could have seen this coming??

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#monsterdon I admire the scumbags' ability to get beaten up and still be assholes in the next class, unfazed

Zero tolerance, the latest cutting edge educational technology!

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@aburka lol yeah same, or would have if I hadn't already checked "terrible dialog"

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A large language model of violence!

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OPTIONS:
Educate
*Discipline

Did the robot do that marker board art? He's good at copying from the masters in an 8bit color pallet.
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Somebody capture the select list of physical punishments!
rap knuckles
pinch neck nerves...

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Escalating the stakes as a monologue. #Monsterdon

These robot teachers would never survive a middle school classroom

And I mean a well-behaved middle school classroom #Monsterdon

honestly, even in a normal classroom, this guy would have been an absolute waste of my time. i think i'm on boy george's side this time.

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Options:
Educate
Discipline

good life advice?

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What is this performance... going for?

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Tag yourself, I'm [Not Listening] #Monsterdon

Someone take that book of cliches away from the scriptwriter, PLEASE!

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@diazona yeah I checked off "girls just wanna have fun" and "terrible dialog" simultaneously #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure no one in Hollywood ever went to a school. Nor were they ever teenagers.
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Painfully awkward flirting accomplished

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"So, uh, you gonna call me or what?"
"Yeah. To both."
(sits down in class)
"Wait a minute, I didn't get her number!"

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Do androids chew gum when they dream of electric sheep? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

oh I see, "culp" as in "culpable" because he was found guilty. very clever #monsterdon

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This is the strangest adaptation of HairSpray I have ever seen.

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she's not walking around with 'geek' tattooed on her forehead tho, she's a hottie.

I think my high school had the exact same lockers

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My dad will probably sic a killer cyborg on you. That cool? #Monsterdon

Okay, if you are upset that a teen boy would rather hang out w/ a girl than w/ you I think ... you might have some feelings to talk out. #Monsterdon

"What do you mean, girls like me?"
"You're one of like three students in the building dressed preppy."

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Hmm. Pam Grier as She-Ra. Well that casting might have worked once but won't for a sequel to the new He-Man.
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Christie.

With that hair.

Lady, did you fall out of the Temporal Mechanics class upstairs?

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"Girls like you usually know everything about school" sure is one of the pick-up lines of all time

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Love the menu of weapons for class discipline #Monsterdon

"Yo, I'm Skuxx, my pronouns are [robot noise]/they, you wanna buy some Edge?"

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Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: where the hell is the rest of Cody's jacket?

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She-Ra the Devil Woman?! Where was THAT playset when I needed it. #Monsterdon

the precariously balanced studio monitors is A CHOICE

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FUCK YEAH SHE-RA DEVIL WOMAN

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i'm not sure why we need a blow by blow on her skin temperature, but okay.

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you think that's fun wait 'til the shock collars

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Well, it's a net reduction in fear! That should make it a less stressful learning environment. Slightly.

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#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 "this sub is such a hard-ass!"

Education at its finest: blunt instruments of discipline and suppression.

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"My Teacher is Android." (or "Robot").

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Get to your seat, Adam Ant. #Monsterdon

That’s right, Hector. Sit your ass down!

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"& they want me to just ... kick the shit out of some punk ass kids in slo-mo? hell yes, I'll take this gig" - Pam Grier, probably #Monsterdon

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ooh select 'karate move' pls miss connors!

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That punctiuring of the foot with a high heel is a good tactic, TBH.

She heats up & goes haywire. I feel so represented. #Monsterdon

The wardrobe dept of this movie really went crazy on punk outfit
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ED U CATE
ED U CATE

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you're going to have to be cool

cool with the stiffest android acting

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Honestly, this looks like a class full of dance belts. #Monsterdon

No! He said FUCK OFF. JFC you need to read the script.

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Welcome to the wonderful world of "kimestry"

Glad they're all unaware of those gas jets that are right in front of all of them on every desk.

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WHACK KEEPS YOUR SCHOOL A SAFE PLACE TO LEARN
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#Monsterdon In every lawless zone, there's always one gang member who decides to wear a top hat.

Oh DUDE. One does not simply tell Pam Grier to "fuck off" You are in the SHIT. #Monsterdon

all the paper throwing and NO ONE is going to take to fucking with the chemistry set instead?

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Welp, I'm buffering. I may have to skip ahead.

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You know, the only reason the youth are violent is because they learned it from their asshole parents. :3

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So hot for teacher

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I know that student, too, didn't she come to a bad end in a #Monsterdon

Pam Grier can discipline me an ... you know what? It's a gross joke and I won't make it. But she can. Even right now. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 i'll admit this reminds me a lot of high school in the 90s

in terms of the hair styles

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I'm getting Westworld vibes with this control room.

I like the social satire signage. Nice neon colors to grab the eye of the disaffected youth of the future.
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Filmed at Lincoln High School in Seattle. Surely someone on this hashtag actually went there?

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I bet there are people who would pay to have their testicles turned in to earrings, those guys are extorting the wrong way. #Monsterdon

Those are big gold earrings #Monsterdon

I'm digging the short jacket look

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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫
Pam Grier fans may remember that she was out of acting for many years due to illness. This, such as it is, was her return film.

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Alex your new droogs are Terminators.

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I'm gonna hold off on looking up more info on this movie until it's over. I can see where it's referencing the youth crime discourse of when it came out, I'm just struggling to figure out what side the filmmakers were on.

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Pam, what are you doing in this movie?

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RESPECT
OBEY
LEARN
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Ohhh, I am totally building a Respect, Obey, Learn sign this summer!

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Where did he get the textbooks? He’s just out of jail? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

#Monsterdon I wonder how compulsory education works in a LAWLESS FREE-FIRE ZONE.

You'd think that the only people who showed up would be people who want to learn.

Blinky lights ✅ and Single Finger Salute ✅ #monsterdon

"They Live" crossover...

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These wild hair colors they have. Such as ... red. How do the writers think of these things. #Monsterdon

Everything about this screams “movie based on a graphic novel,” so was this based on a graphic novel?

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Dr Ken Spoopy Eyes #Monsterdon

I love that Stacey Keach is albino… except for his mustache.

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"It is ESSENTIAL that EVERY single monitor in this room show the EXACT same camera!"

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LAB COATS! FOR! SCIENCE!

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but what is it that these children wish to learn in school?

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How do they enforce attendance? Just how armored up are the truancy officers?

Wait, that's Stacy KEach!

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Rattail mullet is a look and I am here for it. #Monsterdon

School is lower hassle in this alternate past than real life. #Monsterdon

“Either way I’m dead.”

In the 90s, we were all Samurai.

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