@Terencio LMBO!!! #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

I preferred the history teacher in "Back To School."

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ooh, one of my favourite map projections! (the one with all the triangles)

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wtaf

"they absorb whatever we put into them."
and so you've got a bunch of cyborgs killing school kids. yeah, i do believe that's what you get when you input 1980s Reganism.

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Surprisingly few bruises from the beat down he got #Monsterdon

@jivens yeah I think that's kind of the point

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White Girl Fashion Turban

Appropa-licious!

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When I took this job monitoring the software of cyborg super-teachers designed to beat up children, I didn't think I was getting involved in anything wrong!

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Can we ask the teacher bots to tell us how many r's there are in Strawberry now?

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Principal's daughter girl what in the fuck are you wearing? Are you from the 1920s?
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Stacey Keach as Every AI Executive

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Marv is my favourite scientist

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@davesdogmaggie fair point

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thank goodness that we as a society have learned so much from this movie in the years since its release

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I have a crush on beret girl.

they absorb whatever we put into them

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so this is pretty clearly these are just assassin bots being field tested in schools? like normal?

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@diazona No, I said at least. ;)

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Someone get this guy a chamomile tea. #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

Okay, this is going to be hard to explain to the teacher's union. #Monsterdon

Why did he get mad when the kid asked which service?

I mean… there are four branches of the armed forces.

I realize I'm expecting logic where none is required, but that was weird.

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I guess that's gonna go on his permanent record. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

WOW that was brutal. #Monsterdon

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Program: War.

Ruh roh/../

So face/action recognition has consistently been bad #Monsterdon

I wonder whether blue or red are better. Do you think they have scents?

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but why does he need elbow and knee pads if he's so tough

sniffing gunpowder?

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"Anybody ever tell you you got a bad attitude boy?" *immediately throws him away*

Wait is this,,, allegory? #Monsterdon

I'm seriously living for these kid's looks. That kid who got knocked down in gym class' hair was inspirational.

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Took the penis thing pretty personal for robot. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

🎵 When you're a droid you're a droid all the way 🎵

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I'm gonna tap out. Karaoke calls. Enjoy the rest of the film!

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@Louisa "Money, my droogies."

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It's life or death Greco-Roman wrestling! #Monsterdon

Awaiting the fun after school clubs and the big school festival at the end. #monsterdon #classof1999

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He just saluted .. nothing... LOL..

a Special Physical Education episode

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Principle DeLarge is tough, but fair.

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@jmeowmeow Oh, The Erotic Bakery? Yeah they've been gone a _while_

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#monsterdon you think Malcom McDowell felt like he was slumming it in a dystopian future movie like this after Clockwork Orange

Time for some man on man sweaty action.

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@Lazarou You're burning calories before you get to enjoy them lol #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

& this is for the fans who like the rough stuff. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie only 6 huh

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Mr Bryles piping up w/ unrequired information, portending Alexa & Siri & Cortana #Monsterdon

Ralphie beating up Scut Farkus energy with this kid. #Monsterdon

@blue THAT'S who that is. I couldn't place him. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Malcolm McDowell is gonna pickle jar this kid's head.

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They recognize that Culp is the chosen one of the story. #Monsterdon

Ah, yes, the classic disciplinarian theory of classroom management. That has such a great track record.

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It'd certainly make an impression #monsterdon

“Fuck off” has been uttered at least 6 times so far in the first 25 minutes of this movie. Brave choice.

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A little sexual assault for the teen audience they thought they were marketing to. #Monsterdon

No gang attire huh

lol yeah good luck with that one

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Hey! They said No Sexual Activity!

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"No sexual activity of any kind is permitted"

This really is a fascist dictatorship huh

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I'll say one good thing about the movie, the protagonist's outfit looks cool as hell.

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kid you better fold that thing up and put it in your pocket, that bike's gonna get stolen so fast you'll forget you owned it.

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Fake punching sound effects.. were they done by androids ironically?

Pretty sure this is Interbay

pretty sure that house no longer exists, it all got built up not long afterwards

https://maps.app.goo.gl/rrPjVjhr8yLqHHYE7

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This kid can't even wash the blood off his face? How long has he been sat there in blood?

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Smart girls, I happen to know, do give better head. #Monsterdon

First day off jail and this guy goes first to school, and then home?
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How long was he in the big house? His bike is still there and in good condition.
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Young Ramsay Bolton hopped on his bike, looking for a man to flay.

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Going to prison was the best thing to happen to that kid & that's because his life was seemingly incredibly traumatic from early. #Monsterdon

home, at the jersey wall factory.

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Now now. We've all fought children for drugs, don't lie.

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To Live and Die in Wallingham.

Stealing drugs out of their own mom's wallet to get a fix to their bleeding friend is one of those moral dilemmas I was not prepared to evaluate. #Monsterdon

"I need a hit."
"I got ya. -- Oh, you meant drugs, not murder. Sorry, my fault, should have checked."

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Um, spanking in class? What are we watching? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@cd0 THIS IS #MONSTERDON

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Ed from Northern Exposure said ACAB

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This is the worst stuttering acting I have ever seen.

They are worried if corporal punishment is legal?
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oooh graffiti spotted on the side of the house ✅

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I feel like watching this movie may be getting us all put on a list.

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I feel that Angel deserves the car, myself. #Monsterdon

this seems silly to us now but the class of '99 saw some of the best chemists and historians the world had ever seen

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@davesdogmaggie
Would watch.

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so when does the documentary end and the movie start?

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Uh! WTF!? #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

Oh very funny, worrying about what's legal

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#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 haha yeah that's the greatest generation's solution to everything :D

The Big Book of British Smiles.
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The way the head researcher's smiling and nodding... this is a concerning reaction

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I mean...

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Oh I'm here for the spanking scene 🤭✨

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I think that qualifies as "amusing foley sounds" ✅

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@trixter Like characters, like author

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what's on the monsterdons tonight? [tunes into to spankotron 6000] ookay

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#monsterdon oh no he's killing Alphaville!!

And the plot pivots toward BDSM.

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You know, some people pay extra for this. #Monsterdon

@jmeowmeow by 1999? ... actually yeah still pretty valid but it was getting more expensive and such already

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I should rewatch Killers of the Flower Moon...

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