come with me...

over to Hardin's house.

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Ah, the local chocolate shop.

"Jesus, Cody, what happened to you?!"
Seriously? You barely reacted to him having a similar level of injury yesterday

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It's nice she still has lunch with all the other time-displaced students.

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Angel gets beaten up by an annoying blond guy in black leather, is this Buffy all of a sudden? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@aburka yessss!!

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Mr. Langford's Hour of Grievances, 1-2PM daily.

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Listening to the announcements over the PA in the background. 🤣

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Oh man if I'd had the option to file criminal charges against another student. #Monsterdon

Riding motorcycles without a helmet is plain stupid.
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Omg! Wasn’t he in Boy Meets World?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

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Everyone in this movie is so evil and out of control that Malcolm McDowell is the good guy..

SLAP FIGHT!

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This is where all those skyline shots of seattle come from

https://maps.app.goo.gl/QR9GNtVz1oLiASBr8

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Why would any of these kids be skeptical about the idea that a teacher killed a student? Do they not live in the world that the movie has portrayed them living in?

#Monsterdon

He's Culp-able

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Why are they discussing this in public at a restaurant? They are not very good at covering up what must be covered up. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

These guys play w/ Joan Jett. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon what's wrong, Mr. McDowell? Is it my zombie contacts. They're prescription

The kids trust teachers now?! #Monsterdon

would’ve been such a win if the band was The Cramps. this scene perfect for goo goo muck
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Angel would totally get jumped into a gang cause he’s such a little toughie.

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I can't believe it's been so long since I watched this essential part of the Western cinematic canon

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The Bronze still looks the same

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@Crazypedia

I have it as "Band."

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#ClassOf1999

I was wrong about the Tim and Eric thing. He looks like him, but sadly he died years before Tim and Eric was a thing.

#monsterdon

don't worry about where the bullets are landing in the enclosed space.

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Does this count as "school dance"?

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hell yeah barrel fires

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So… Stacey Keach has albinism except for his upper lip, eats bananas like they said something about his mother, and drinks milk from stemmed glasses at dinner.

Do I have that right?

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RAVE! WITH! GUNFIRE!

sure! why not!

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Oh cool a party in the Foot Clan headquarters. They have a mosh pit in 1999.
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The principle doesn't have much to worry about regarding being an accessory to murder, I think. The school is in a basically lawless zone.

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Oh, I'm sure this man with the rattail mullet and the albino eyeballs working for a shadowy corp is completely trustworthy. #Monsterdon

@diazona Kids specifically. #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

@JoeWynne Yeah back in 1999 they didn't have our 2026-era skill in dodging accountability

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Dr Ken Rat Tail w/ his glass of half & half. #Monsterdon

Those contact lenses, that eyeliner, that mustache. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Program run its course... this now has bananas holodeck vibes. Safetys off, arch don't work, shiiiiiit…

“You just have a problem with authority figures” Hey, both can be true! #Monsterdon

It's like they say. You can't make money w/o sacrificing kids. #Monsterdon

that's right, we're gonna run this school on blackmail now.

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why are his eyes even like that

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Miles.

oh lol, Stacy Keach is evil eyes mullet man. I don't know how I didn't make the connection sooner. Oh wait now I know why. Because I think of him as the dad from Titus and in this he has evil eyes and a mullet.

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Wait… was lady teacher in Total Recall? #monsterdon

Two students are already dead! At this rate, we will soon need to explain to someone what is going on!

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The two worst crimes in this movie remain 1) Stacey Keach's rattail and 2) what they did to that red boattail Buick Riviera #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"KILL!!"

the overhead sign is probably my favorite character so far

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Awww, they're having a nice romantic dinner!

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Why is the principal's daughter going to Shell Casing High?

#Monsterdon

Like civilized beings, they're having a meal out on Dr Ken Rat Tail's expense account. #Monsterdon

"you just open up those suburban eyes, you'll see what's going on" oh my god how did I manage to forget the best line ever written

#monsterdon

seattle's skyline is _so much wider now_ holy shit

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Why is she even in that school? Why didn't he send her to private school?

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SUBURBAN EYES

THEY'RE WATCHING YOU

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Sign says:
Gang Colors
KILL!!

ah yes, stigmatizing the drug users, always such easy solutions.

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I have to imagine school principal children are analogous to church pastor children. #Monsterdon

.....he didn't need to eat the banana like that #monsterdon

And we’ve escalated to murder from spanking in 24 hours. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@diazona I know you said not to alter production data, but statically I did eliminate all misaligned data.

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Is Dr moustache and mullets an android too?
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There's a guy with literal evil eyes, and my brain is still rejecting the idea that Malcolm McDowell might not be the ultimate antagonist in this film.

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How is it that Malcolm McDowell was sentenced to be the warden in this day prison? #Monsterdon

look the teachers are just doing their best to maintain the incident ratio

at no point here were they ever instructed to reduce the violence

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I wonder how many bananas they went through shooting that scene

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@goinfawr

For scale.

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#ClassOf1999

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I have statements to make.
People to placate..

I hear you man.

They have such level controlled tones it would be easy to forgot they're killer robots. #Monsterdon

apparently if an android is in "kill" mode, all monitors jump to android in kill mode

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I love the pipe. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Is this bot keeping mementos?

#Monsterdon

Holding a cross, so not a vampire...

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They didn't build a hard shutdown immediately button. I see. This is. Ill-considered. #Monsterdon

The teachers are going to go totally Westworld on that control center aren't they? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

#monsterdon it killed a kid! It's gone BEYOND Artificial Intelligence now

—Stacy Keach sounding extremely prescient

yeah this is some k-12 school administrators sick fantasy given minimal production budet.

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This whole movie is clearly a flimsy excuse to watch robots beat up on people

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Achilles and his famous heel..
LOL.

Dealing, using, same difference

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Kinda love the gender neurtal flower leggings. #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

I don't thinks that's how you use them. #Monsterdon

"Look, it's creative! Surely this justifies the loss of all human culture" #Monsterdon

I'm sure I saw zero girls dressed like this in high school in 1999.

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"They're machines. They absorb whatever we put into them. Correct?"
"Hopefully"
Ooh, and straight into actual ai commentary
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Quite a collection of vapes

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"i got a habit, okay?"
well, someone involved with this movie certainly has a habit, that much is clear.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

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⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫

See how he takes the cross from Sonny? That was an improvised on the day the scene was filmed and Lester liked that idea and kept it in the film.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Ah, the rich fashions of the 90s. Studded leather jackes and multicolored splotched tight pants.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Unfortunately snapping a neck does not count as inhuman strength for bingo purposes

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"...lay off the roids coach, I hear they shrink your penis"

Jokes on you Culp, coach's penis already small #Monsterdon

Did that kid snort coke off a handgun? Hahaha #monsterdon

aw, don't kill ed! ed's gonne ba a director!

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Let's restrain this person, shall we?
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They look like they're going to a zombie march. #Monsterdon

“Don’t you think it’s gone a bit too far?” #Monsterdon

@Terencio LMBO!!! #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥