Evil androids hauling themselves onto Alki beach like the Seafair Pirates, sopping wet and undercaffeinated. #monsterdon #localjokes

Do I know the non-glasses scientist from somewhere?

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#ClassOf1999

🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫
Director Mark L. Lester confirmed this is an official sequel to Class of 1984 (1982). Instead of the punks going after the teacher in that film, it is the gangs that join forces to go after the android teachers.

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Marv is going to drop out earlier than the movie, yeah.?

#ClassOf1999_1990 #monsterdon

Oh right I forgot wireless surveillance didn't exist in 1999.

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Gawd it does sound like modern LLMs

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where are the adults in this movie? do people all die in their teens and more teens spawn to take their place?

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@giltay I'm _pretty_ sure that's the old south viaduct.

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“Doesn’t ANYONE IN THIS GODDAMN GANG HAVE A BLANKET!?”

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"Did you see someone get violently abducted just over there?"

"No. Did you?"

"Nah"

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The best thing to do w/ a victim of assault is to move them so the bone pieces can kind of wiggle around to start healing. #Monsterdon

"Get those Blackhearts! Don't look out the window though!"

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Principle Snyder would REALLY like this movie!

#Buffyverse

@saucerlost you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need it if you've got nothing better going on at the moment

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Hell's Grannies
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Incineration as foreplay. Kinky. #Monsterdon

"Let's go, pizza man"
Okay but to be fair, she didn't need to say that one mean, he was in to her. #Monsterdon

omg what a waste of pizza

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it's a shame they wasted the special effects budget on neon eyeliner

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EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE

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suddenly the androids can't run?

I wonder if we'll see more Dicks in this movie or just the one in the chase #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

He just hucked him like a sack o’ taters.

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Did he just call Pam Grier school bitch?

DalekTech!

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#ClassOf1999

The last thing you see before you wake up at Burning Man. #Monsterdon

that rail tunnel goes underground north of downtown, it used to be a streetcar repair station then was kind of abandoned industrial for a while? and now it's part of the sculpture park

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ENh5YNoxhVu3gw5t9

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They must have filmed that bit in Alaska, what with the bridge to nowhere #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Hey where's your gang now, Black Heart? #Monsterdon

The basketball's on their side! #Monsterdon

the capacitor + circuit board earring is badass. the costumers went hard on this.

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In another 10 years, these androids will be perfected. And we will be on Mars..

He had to stop chanting so he can hear the train well enough to board it #Monsterdon

Things a character who's going to be dead before the end of the movie says for 300, Alex. #Monsterdon

@amyfou 😆 Nah, they just show them wading out of the water later.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

It's 1999 wouldn't Culp have a burner Nokia cellphone upon which to play Snake and make calls conveniently? #Monsterdon

....you did not just remind the entire audience of the far better War Games did you

wait you did

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What about the boy? What about the boy, he saw it all!

#Monsterdon #Tommy

This was the state of Musk's Full Self Driving in 1999.

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@JoeWynne wait they made the actors actually drive the car into puget sound??

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"Man, you don't think about your image" says the kid in aerobic exercise gear. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon WD-40!! Typical robots, am I right

I hate water. #Monsterdon

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For androids, they seem quite emotional.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 wtf

OMG. My friend lived in those apartments they're breaking into. Rare and fun to see all these local sights in a movie. #monsterdon

I think my old Ford Taurus was produced after the one of the movie.

#ClassOf1999_1990 #monsterdon

Also, this may be Seattle, but the roads don't just lead straight into the Sound, you know. #Monsterdon

Okay, I am again asking too much of this B movie, but … that bike should've wiped after the *first* pit maneuver.

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the 90s were so lit
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I'd better leave before I can gather any information on my foes. #Monsterdon

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If you think Androids are bad.. wait until they see our Ordroids!

Robots drive really badly.

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My guy is getting run down by a Ford Taurus! #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

nobody could have made any of those lines sound cool or convincing, I do not blame Pam Grier

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Pit maneuver on a motorcycle? That's new

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#ClassOf1999

"Just act like you belong here" claim you're a Microsoft intern #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

“Respect for private property is the basis of” No! #Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe There must be one group that the laws bind but do not protect, and another that the laws protect but do not bind.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

yeahhh I'm pretty sure a motorcycle doesn't stay upright after a PIT maneuver from a car #monsterdon

...I don't think motorcycles work like that.

#Monsterdon

Surely it isn't THIS easy. #Monsterdon

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and they have to chase in a little blue four-door

suspension of disbelief broken, you can’t catch up to a motorcycle in a Ford #monsterdon

When does the semi crash through the barrier on the side of the road to save the kid on the dirt bike?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

just gonna note, the bike can go places the car CAN'T, Cody.

maybe...you should try that.

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Edward Furlong?? #Monsterdon

Ramsay Bolton is an AMAZING motorcycle rider.

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Time for a little Driver's Ed?

Maniac Driving Instructor Cop. #Monsterdon

I'm tickled that the monsters in this week's film are teachers. #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

are we gonna see the old Seattle PI globe?

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

@faoluin Definitely by #Monsterdon standards at least

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Oh the Ford Taurus, a mighty machine!

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@blue Class of 1999 a Christmas movie, confirmed #monsterdon

I mean what she says is true, initially, but over time most men’s underwear collection grows to surpass that of their wives. I think it is because we hold on to them for longer.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Yeah, men don't need stuff like underwear ... #Monsterdon

🎵Now there's an American car that has exactly what you've been lookin' for🎵

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Of course the evil teachers drive a Ford.
They are all wearing nice comfy fits though.
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@strangefour ahhh don't spoil it by reminding me of how much better it could have been

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

This film lacks credible plot but the acting and delivery is pretty solid. Not great but not bad.

#Monsterdon

in his defense, i do believe my high school chemistry teacher lived in a townhouse with a tank of oxygen, some WD40, and a single black lacy bra. that woman had real problems.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Women have a lot of Personal Stuff #Monsterdon

I feel like THAT scene, that dialogue, is what the writer built this narrative around. #Monsterdon

Or IS SHE?

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#ClassOf1999

Not sure if anyone mentioned it, but Traci Lind got dumped by Dodi Fayad for Princess Di.

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This is the 1999 in the world w/o Terminator or Six Million Dollar Man. #Monsterdon

Angel kinda reminds me of Yeardley Smith but like that would only ever work if she was cast in a voice role of an animated show #Monsterdon

We didn’t get juice boxes but I wasn’t in school in ‘99 so maybe that’s why. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

2020! Coincidence, or prescient warning?

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Party

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that knife was not close to actually being in there

#monsterdon

2020? nah you really don't want to go there #monsterdon

Ah, the 90s, when no one thought of anything. #Monsterdon

Let's add to that list the existence of a "faculty address book."

#monsterdon

On a speeding motorcycle with zero wind noise 😂

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

lol they're drinking EdenSoy, the only brand of soy milk available in the US in 1990

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A good girl gone bad on a motor bike, a classic chivalric pantomime. #Monsterdon