The most confusing part of this entire thing is Malcolm McDowell not being the villain #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

These gangs have a landline?
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Casting agent 1: Great news everyone, we signed Malcolm McDowell for the villain role.

Casting agent 2: But we just cast Stacy Keach for the villain role!

Director: There can be only one.

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@yatsu
Tis a cautionary tale. 🤔

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#Monsterdon I guess they paid the phone bill.

Oh the voice imitation trick is the machine using the machine edge. #Monsterdon

What is anyone's motivation? Why does Lex Luthor want to dominate a school and kill the children? How does his life get better if his teacher-bots kill the principal in the principal's office? None of this makes any sense!

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Pam Grier stalks the house.

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"You trust him?"

"Yeah, like a vampire givin' me a blowjob!"

…wut?

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"It ain't Daddy, honey" is about the most Daddy thing Pam Grier could have said. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon that's a BINGO

okay, i don't know if it's just a hangover from the fact that it was 80 degrees farenheit inside my house this afternoon, or like, the way i lived through high school with people who really genuinely thought this was how things were gonna turn out, but like, this movie is not doing it for me, folks.

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"Yeah, like a vampire giving me a blowjob"

Again, writer? Is there something you want to talk about? #Monsterdon

@strangefour Yes! I teach against hundreds of students each year.

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What a tragic waste of Malcolm McDowell.

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that’s what McDowell gets for not playing the villain I guess :( #monsterdon

I will take *that* as killing with inhuman strength ✅

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Malcolm McDowell isn't at all evil, and dies? This movie is all upsidedown and topsy turvy.
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so many points for NIN

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Lol just straight up murder the pricipal with finger indentations in the neck and everything
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You designed a program which can not be turned off. Why didn't you sell that to $msft #Monsterdon

War with no ending condition, great idea.

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That's some big earrings lady
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lmao is she using a pencil as a hair pick

wow she is a nerd

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#Monsterdon So, this business guy with weird eyes, are we supposed to not think he's a robot?

"They've been waging war with the students!"
"Isn't that what all teachers do?"
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This movie is getting more believable all the time

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Battle droids!

Roger Roger.

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'Learn or be killed' was the motto of my high school too.

@north DED!!! #monsterdon

"All we have to do is marry our military technology to our education system"

I really hope y'all got a pre-nuptial. #Monsterdon

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DED?

I low key worry about teens who call their fathers Daddy. #Monsterdon

This movie in portuguese was called "The owners of future"
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Huh

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"If he sees me with you, I am going back to Nixon..." Is it any worse than this school?

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“Why would a teacher want to get involved in a war between us and the Razorheads?”

“I wish I knew?”

You’re so dumb! This isn’t difficult logic!

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@geonz Class of 1999

I think we did Killdozer at some point in the past? Or at least it was definitely suggested

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This gang looks like they’re about to hijack a Federation starship.

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You're on a battlefield full of discarded weapons previously wielded by the fallen and your killing move is "throw guy in water"?? Yeah, starting to see why you're no longer a *military* cyborg dude #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Oh! You're totally right. If I kill all the students there will be no need for the school anymore. Do you want me to just wound them badly? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

he keeps tipping over into not-quite-matthew-broderick

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holy shit I covet Cody’s gang jacket #monsterdon

The way this movie disrespects teachers is the most horrifying thing happening. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I don'tknow what the movie is but I saw reference to Killdozer?

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⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫

Tonight’s feature was filmed completely in Seattle. An appropriate school could not be found in LA. There was a school in the Seattle area more than willing to accommodate the film.

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"Why would a teacher want to get involved" in the life of a troubled student? My dude, it's practically their whole deal. #Monsterdon

@ramsey
I think they're full on androids.

#Monsterdon

"You're making me very angry."

You've already told me you're going to kill me. What are you going to extra kill me now?

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#monsterdon I feel like this is building to a big reveal, like can you believe those killer teachers were robots?! Surely this scandal will shut everything down

But why would it, in the world of the movie

No, no, if Culp got away, you are obliged to self destruct. It's only fair. #Monsterdon

This is the trial by fire of the worst dressed people ever
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the thing deeply unfulfilling is

WE GOT GANGS

what, _exactly_, are they fighting over?

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Gunfight tactics of the day required you to bounce up and down while firing

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Snap into a Slim Jim! #monsterdon

y'know this movie made a stupid sort of sense until the whole "going into the water reverted them to cylons" thing. i mean, it was _terrible_, but this going out to general-gang-warfare bullshit has both really boring _and_ doesn't work from a storytelling standpoint

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Welcome to the History of The Smackdown.

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They forgot to watch their six the 300 feet behind them that they should have. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Seriously, though. They could have waited a bit longer for the gangs to thin themselves out.

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I feel like Edward Furlong was parodying Cody in T2, cuz they seem like the exact same character.

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Now that we've set them at each other's throats, rather than letting the problem resolve itself, let's just kill them all.

So, what was the point of this whole ruse then? I take it all back.

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it's too bad old guy teacher android lost his pipe

Why the ADR 'd Spanish? #Monsterdon

Oh sure, now the robot is fine with jumping into the water

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the androids of course, are playing for The World Culp.

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@giltay I was thinking the same thing!

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@ramsey Oh yeah I guess that one guy peeled back his skin at the beginning

although maybe the skin was rubber or something, I guess we don't know for sure

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Did someone just say OW?

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I thought he hated water! #Monsterdon

Also, when you think about it, the teachers’ strategy is brilliant. If the problem is gangs overrunning the cities, then pit the gangs against each other and help the problem take care of itself.

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I thought he hated water...
but he loved violence more.

[Prevent Gang War]

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#monsterdon this film isn't great or anything, but it's a lot better than anything of this budget made in 1990 has any right to be. Of course, I _was_ brought up on late-night features from this era so that probably disqualifies me from making comparative judgements on films.

C'mon, team! You could've at least given him a rock to throw! Fake-throwing a grenade empty handed is just stupid!

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Why are the cyborgs ducking? Can they even be hurt? #Monsterdon

Oh no he made the kid look sideways very quickly

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& now 3 middle aged actors will get to live out every geezer's fantasy of absolutely doing in endless snot nosed punks. #Monsterdon

So while those teachers are not in school... because this is a school day... All of these kids are out of school. This is just a normal Wednesday afternoon?

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I'm doubling down on this one.

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RE: https://mypocketpals.online/notes/an83rky00q

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Villain has a rat tail haircut.

Is this going to be on the final? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

So, I don’t want to be *that guy*, but technically, these teachers aren’t androids. They’re cyborgs. Right?

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"Death to the opposition." Man, get you a political party who #Monsterdon

Angel is NB dammit! Well it is only 1999 i guess ~sigh~ #Monsterdon

Who’s that dumb ass hiding behind a cardboard barrel and when’s she gonna die?

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I'm opening an ammo store in Seattle. I'm gonna be rich!

There are SO MANY martian woman meme lines in this movie, how do I choose just one #monsterdon

I guess I mean past. #Monsterdon

They took their set design notes from a paintball arena

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I think I used to live in this trailer park. #Monsterdon

how do these high school kids all afford their own motorcycles and mad max cars

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@davesdogmaggie 😄

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rat tail guy with the eyes is totally a metal gear solid bad guy

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In the future, they discover how to make fossil fuel out of electricity, that's how kids in rough circumstances can afford these big boats of cars. #Monsterdon

So… the gang wars are held on a paintball field?

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and we're back to interbay again

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@blue A shame? Or Oscar-worthy costuming?

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So fancy AI, or cyborgs?

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And now Road Warrior in the suburbs?
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@strangefour This is why you have to be very selective when training LLMs. Clearly 4chan was not filtered for these.

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