"C'mon!"
"You c'mon... C'MON!"
*shooting*
"I'm still comin'!"

--Glengarry Glen Ross, by David Mamet

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So each teacher has a different, fun weapon. Did they make a video game out of this? #Monsterdon

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oh no pincers!

Phantasm would like to have a word. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

“YOU WANNA RUMBLE? MAHHMAHHN!”

Y’all heard it that way, too… right?

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Okay but how did the door close, is there a magnet involved or #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Hey man it's just me" I thought they killed that guy earlier?

He shot the ceiling and then the door could be opened. There's a reason for everything.

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I was kind of hoping he would weaponize the pipe some how. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I too restrain my kidnapping victims with bindings that can be removed by someone barely touching them

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These robots can do anything except evade bullets.

good thing ricochets don't exist in that universe.

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"Wanna rumble?" This war bot is so sassy. #Monsterdon

Automatic weapons are also not great for stealth. #Monsterdon

Confirmed, guns solve all problems in this school

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Is that a telescopic sight on his machine pistol?

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@Louisa literally how did they fuck up the casting that bad #monsterdon

I bet ska kid is going down before the movie's over

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Did he shoot out the chicken wire? #Monsterdon

Oh no, a gagged girl crying. How horrifying. #Monsterdon

The curious number of references to male genitalia in the script was certainly a choice #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 wow this is escalating quickly

I guess the idea of roaming inside the school with bikes is not paying out
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Why are you now sneaking around in this school #Monsterdon

The bike was exploded out of the window. Thank you for that glorious use of pyrotechnics. #Monsterdon

@apLundell
I'm thinking more cyborg..?

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I haven't laughed this hard since the last time I watched Tropic Thunder. This movie is gold.

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@aburka 🎉

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yeah that PE teacher is definitely overcompensating for something

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Might've been faster to run.

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Oh they're really showing themselves now! LOL

Literally! It's what's inside that counts.

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Go Go Gadget Rockets! #Monsterdon

I suppose this barely qualifies as "a plan to kill the androids" ✅

It's not like it had to be a good plan

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and that's a #monsterdonBINGO! foley sounds, jocks, weapon pops out of hand, lively music, and a fun time interrupted down the left side! #monsterdon

"A bad fucked up George Jetson nightmare" like the one he had about Judy and Rosie #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

So high tech their rockets go PEW! #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Shit, a Polaroid camera just fell out of that teacher's chest. #Monsterdon

This meeting should've been an email...for your own safety
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did he just call her a 'techa-gente'?

She has canisters inside her chest that say “flammable.” Aim for those, you dumb fucks!

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mmm robo tiddy

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One #nipplewatch #monsterdon

#monsterdon if the robots threatened Christy by saying "or your father's a dead man" after they already killed him, surely they killed her as soon as they got off the phone, why wouldn't they

Pam Grier has a built-in flamethrower. That was a good cosmetic enhancement. #Monsterdon

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By The Numbers: 8
...The number of hours actors John P. Ryan, Patrick Killpatrick and Pam Grier had to spend to apply their special android make up. This makeup was used for the climactic battle at the school.

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Bionic tatas
[speaking Spanish]
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Pam Grier just activated her XT-6 hardware.
Let's see what happens when these bikes reach 88 miles an hour.

so cute Cody triying to do a command voice
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the Indestructible Pam Greer

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On second thought, maybe riding our motorcycles through the classrooms wasn't such a good idea.

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"Now I'm going in there to waste some teachers, are you with me?" the GOP slogan for '28 #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

That… is not a convenient way to search a school

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It seems very convenient to have your bikes when travelling around a classroom.

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Our hero is doing a voice. A tough voice. But he sounds like Dana Carvey in Wayne’s World and I can’t stop chuckling about it.

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Wouldn't it be easier to just walk?

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Dude, this *is* the fucked up George Jetson nightmare.

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vibes of "let's get sushi! and not! pay!"

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#Monsterdon "A bad, fucked up George Jetson nightmare!"

"Who's got their lie-berry card!?"
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I love gangbangers who love to read.

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Now kiss. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"WELCOME TO NIGHT SCHOOL" is a...touch

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It is weird how these kids needed so much convincing to view teachers with suspicion #Monsterdon

Why would the war be back on if they're not in there? Why would getting their location incorrect change anything?

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Oh, we're all disappointed in Cody. And everyone else in this with the possible exception of Pam Grier who seems barely aware she's in a movie and might just be on vacation in Seattle #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

“Ya gotta know who your real enemies are” #Monsterdon

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The penultimate battle on the pier took about three to four days to film. The director stated that they had to contend with downpours, mud and constant reloading of the weapons needed for the scene.

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I mean ... might have checked to see if it was unlocked first.

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What Element of Surprise? #Monsterdon

Hector shall have his war, one way or another. #Monsterdon

Cody teaching some class consciousness. #Monsterdon

“You’re talking shit about your own brother?!”

So, is Hector not denying the Razorheads killed Cody’s brother?

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i know who my real enemies are. they were conveniently named for me in the opening credits.

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Sylvester Stallone you ain't
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yeets his enemy the bling of his dead blood brother

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#Monsterdon Is he trying to do a "tough" voice?

Why does everyone trust the teachers?! #Monsterdon

"Inside this school are three killer teachers, duuuude" #Monsterdon

And the academy award goes to…

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Did Cody just push his accent up by like 300%?

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Cody dressed better when we hasn't part of the gang anymore.
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mye guuuuurl

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It's really sad how much of T2 this movie ripped off *holding hand to earpiece* Oh. Oh no #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Cody vs THE PURPLE NURPLES

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The cop car missing the face is good. #Monsterdon

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116712050637427025

Evergreen.

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#monsterdon Killer Beets! Ahhhhh!!!!

That scene of gore must have been super fun to dress w/ Substances. #Monsterdon

To the motorcycles!

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So Evil Guy Ferrari is the Android that was created by the computer to get the other androids approved and put into production to take over the world with the military contracts being the cover, right?
(Way more credit then this movie deserves)
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Not the scientist Marv!

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@davesdogmaggie
"School Gang Accounts Payable, Nina Speaking.

Just a moment!"

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Come on, gang! We can save the rec center! #Monsterdon

That young lady, Dawn or w/e, is the only gang member w/ a brain aside from Commander Cody Culp of the Robot Fighters. #Monsterdon

Yep. Totally WestWorld. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Finally! They have a moment of clarity and understand it’s the teachers.

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The most confusing part of this entire thing is Malcolm McDowell not being the villain #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999