HE TRIED TO KILL IT WITH A FORKLIFT!!
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

That teachernator puppet is high fucking larious.

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#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 oh yeah the ... well not the _best_ special effects 1990 money could buy

When they got a half decent budget for this #Monsterdon they could've gone extra on the story or on the fire and robots and they definitely made A Choice

She gets 3 kills because she's got such pretty hair. #Monsterdon

now THAT's some disgusting "special" effects.
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And Android 17 kills his creator Dr Gero.
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"and i would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

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Claymation robot? Lol

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In this admin they'd have changed "Department of Education Defense" into '"War Education Department"

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#ClassOf1999

could've used this entire movie for a garbage can.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

oh so he's like the terminator but for high school wrestling

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Special effect courtesy of a lego set. #Monsterdon

"Department of Education Defense". This is the school system Republicans want. #Monsterdon

I got this far and I was like "wait the bus isn't made of explodium?"

"Oh, there it is."

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I do like the practical effects

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Department of Educational Defense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He moves like a wind up toy.

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oh this is where all the effects budget went

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Yay the Terminator pull. #Monsterdon

The burning classroom scene was clearly ripped off the burning playground scene from T2 *earpierce buzzes* Oh. Yeah, right. Oh dear. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Dude did not hear that ominous musical sting

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

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nooooo not my busssss

@Louisa

Then it is illegal to bring her into a confined structure!

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#ClassOf1999

Black Rock City school bus co #Monsterdon

That studded belt of his... I know someone they look better on

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Does every gang member has to use leggins on this movie?
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Dr. Forrest is still around somewhere. Let’s not feel too overconfident, now.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org Because it reached its preprogrammed maximum kill count, probably

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

The Final Throuple.

actually, i ship it.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza yeah why

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Uh, that dude is talking about a gang bang, give e/o a chance to catch their breath first. #Monsterdon

and they owed it all to the Ramones

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Oh good they drove Chekhov's school bus which was, naturally, laden w/ explosives for defensive purposes, into the plot, thus finally killing it. #Monsterdon

Thank god I stole the exploding bus. #Monsterdon

They sure blow up a lot of stuff in this one.
#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Why school splode?

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i guess they schooled him ar ar ar ar ar ar [snores]

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

@Taweret they are padding the climax until we can defeat the arms dealer cyborg somehow #monsterdon

@Louisa

movie: *this line*

me: "haha! yeah"

my wife who came in halfway through the film: "..."

me: "see that's funny cause he was the history teacher."

wife: "...ah."

#monsterdon

Clever teacher doesn't shoot at them as they run away from him. That would waste bullets.

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"Turn on all the gas" so the next time she uses the flame thrower we can die in the inferno too #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

ARE THEY GONNA BUS THE TEACHER OUT

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I see that all 3 bots have shed hands in favor of power tool attachments.

this shoot is why lincoln high school stayed closed for 20 more years

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Ya know this dime store Cory Feldman knock off is better that most actual Feldman acting roles.
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This is a heartwarming tale of how two gang leaders learned to settle their differences and fight a common enemy.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

this movie just keeps going somehow

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@Louisa@mastodon.xyz The investors shed tears of joy when they saw it, and that's more important than practicality, right?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Gotta respect the one-liners

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

okay some of these puns are iconic #monsterdon

I have cleared this level in Shin Megami Tensei #Monsterdon

oh noe rocket launcher pe teaacher
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#DadJoke levels reaching critical! #Monsterdon

Cody's got a line for everything I guess.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Imagine how that works out if Cody does not have unreasonably good aim with an axe

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it's a nice fire though.

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"Guess I blew that course" omfs, NOW, Now you develop a sense of humor? #Monsterdon

This is one of my favorite Hollywood tropes, how every high school has one room that's very vulnerable to exploding in fire, like a chemistry lab or a photo darkroom or a walk-in pottery kiln.

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So, Cody was paying attention to the flammable canisters in her chest? Or something like that.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

How are they not dead too? #Monsterdon

That was not nearly as good of a line to take the robot out on.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

with how loud she is, i now understand why they had a whole cupboard full of WD-40 at home

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#monsterdon so they anticipated a need for a history teacher to use a claw with a drill in it huh

Roast by her own petard. #Monsterdon

Why does the arm make hardware noises now?

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Gonna kill Pam Grier in her own classroom? Well that's appropriate.
Oh her nips are out.
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This AI is bad at fire lanes #Monsterdon

Good thing NONE of those bullets hit his head. They would have worked.

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re last #Monsterdon boost: if I had stuck around for it instead of going for a walk, that would have been a point at which I bailed…

@davesdogmaggie Facts!! #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 back to laas tatas bionicas

teacher just doing hot girl shit

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You can prevent lesbian violence #Monsterdon

Let's just duck into the fully appointed AP chemistry lab in Shell Casing High

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I was expecting the whole movie to be this. Like, Chopping Mall in a high school. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

running UP in the flames is usually the worst idea, not gonna lie

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Yeah, Christie, we get it, you're a screamer. 🙄

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"You're History!"

They HAD to didn't they!? :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon

This movie is the pilot for Battle Bots. #Monsterdon

gym teacher and history teacher didn't have their boobs out... hm

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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫

By The Numbers: 10
...puppeteers manipulating the Bryles android in the climactic battle.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

OMG their heads are weak points

What a revelation, who could have guessed

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well THAT'S unpleasant to walk in on.

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Wow, Pam needs a little more support than her bra is giving her ... weaponry #Monsterdon

This whole movie was just made worthwhile for that single blowing the back of his head out shot.

#Monsterdon

This was released about the same time as Terminator 2, but these robot effects are TERRIBLE.

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Well the History teacher bot seems like the one kinda in charge, but also the most unhinged, and is now the first destroyed.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

man hand hook hand car door!
...almost
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... because ofc they put the central control in the head, that's definitely the way to protect critical functionality. #Monsterdon

You're terminated, fucker!

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@davesdogmaggie yasssss
#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

*plot armor intensifies* #monsterdon

Do they think other school districts are going to award them contracts after they’ve killed all their customers?

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"I love to mold young minds" You son of a bitch. God damn you.

Wow it's like they were there in my class. #Monsterdon

I wasn't going to watch class of 1999 2 but it's probably more realistic because they WOULD try this again

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

"C'mon!"
"You c'mon... C'MON!"
*shooting*
"I'm still comin'!"

--Glengarry Glen Ross, by David Mamet

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