He's a substitute for Reese!! Of course he's the hero! #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

@Taweret Thank you for hosting! :D

#monsterdon

"What was I suppose to do? Stand there and let him molest you? I can do that better!"

#Monsterdon
#ClassOf1999_II

@crowbriarhexe
Yes. Exactly!

#Monsterdon

toonces?

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@himbovoorhees If you are familiar with r/AITA, then this is one of those ETA* cases.

Calling it now, this guy is human, was wearing a bulletproof vest, and is hunting the actual cyborg #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

Murderdorid pornomag...

#Monsterdon
#ClassOf1999_II

@jenk3.bsky.social lol

but no, it was shot in 1990, so has some decently old school going on

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

Early Cyborgs Over Monroeville #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

Just hanging an LED on the whole Terminator thing this time, huh #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 so this Blu-ray has over 90 minutes of bonus features that I haven't watched

but .....
.....

i might later just for funsies >:-D

@Louisa And he wrote The Final Girls, which was pretty fun. If it's the same guy https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588679 #monsterdon #classof1999

Legal trouble for "President Clinton"? In 1992?? Clearly science fiction #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

Wait did I see the sequel too...
*duckduckgos a synopsis*
Oh yeah I did. And was disappointed by the ending. Yeah I'm gonna skip the double feature tonight.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999two

@himbovoorhees There was a protagonist?

#Monsterdon

Bah! So close. 😖

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #MonsterdonBingo

#monsterdon oh, and I figured out that shitty little kid was in Teen Witch

@rl_dane
He's played a lot of villains, although in this movie, he was more of a patsy for the villain.

#Monsterdon

I am not a fan of gore at the best of times. My tolerance for such is…limited. And from that #Monsterdon toot I boosted, it sounded like I’d be past that limit really quickly…

in other words seattle's a lot fancier now and i kinda like that but at the same time it's kinda maybe a little _too_ fancy

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

goddamit I had to wait til the sequel for the one-finger salute #monsterdon #monstedonbingo

#Monsterdon

Oh, and whoever thought Stacy Keach was going to be a robot too, you were not alone and frankly I'm disappointed.

Boy George From Hell?

#Monsterdon
#ClassOf1999_II

Switched to miru. Thanks miru!

#Monsterdon
#ClassOf1999_II

RE: https://mstdn.social/@davesdogmaggie/116398883171519697

I stand by my statement.

#Monsterdon

Thanks for hosting us @Taweret! I was in and out, but I thought that was a fun one. 😁 #monsterdon

No, just a foreign language commentary track...

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#ClassOf1999_II

moral of the movie: AI in education is going great #monsterdon

Thanks again to @Taweret for organizing this.

Final thoughts:

That was even hornier than I expected for a high school movie.

The only person who (a) could act and (b) wasn't phoning it in was John P. Ryan as Mr. Hardin. Every time he was on screen, I was laughing. I would watch a RoboCop style movie about him.

The costumes were excellent.

I had fun, but I wouldn't rewatch it.

#Monsterdon

Hello Mr Anderson.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999two

that was fun, thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for the company and commentary! i gotta go to bed early, school day-- er, i mean work day tomorrow!

#monsterdon

Wait what sequel? You got just one robot and they use the stop motion clip from the first movie? Wow this looks somehow way cheaper.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

I think I have a dubbed version here...

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#ClassOf1999_II

RE: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/116711967260255328

Where they were when I typed that in was someplace I'd walked many times, and had a particularly bad permanent leak from up top so if it was raining (and it was always raining) in the 90s then you basically had to run through a sheet of water to use that sidewalk because it would be _pouring_ down from up top.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

@secretlybatman a really bad plan lol #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I gave this movie a vote, more than once, so I have no one to blame but myself.

@cptbutton and yet, somehow, there is a sequel #monsterdon

@puzzled seems like a strangely appropriate toot to make in the midst of tonight's #Monsterdon selection!

I feel like this could've very easily have hurt her too, but ok #monsterdon

Didn't make it, unless you counted "School Dance." Was hoping for a sequel hook, no joy.

#monsterdon
#ClassOf1999

No bingo sadly

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Oh shit, worse, it's Midge Ure! What a piece of shit to get hooked up with. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Okay... I did not see this back in 1990, and I'm glad that I did not spend the money I didn't have to do so.

#monsterdon hooray! Their close family members and literally all their friends are dead, but it's all gonna be ok now!!

“Performed by THE NINE INCH NAILS”. #monsterdon

If y’all want some actually good Midge Ure check out his album ‘Fragile’ it fucking kills

#monsterdon

MIDGE URE that's not a real name. #Monsterdon

I am thinking we should do "Solarbabies" on #Monsterdon one of these weeks.

Oh this was Re-recorded? Such dedication to the craft. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧑‍🎓 👨‍🎓 👩‍🎓 🤖 🤖 🤖 😱

welp, thanks all you #monsterdonians for a fun time!

and of course thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, and @JoeWynne for trivia

this was actively fun until it turned into an out-of-school murderfest

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

The real crime in this movie is the puns.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

And the power ballad seals the deal. This was an awesome movie!

Thank you for hosting again, @Taweret. Have a great week everyone!

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 #Wallingford1999

The longer this song goes, the faster the credits roll. #Monsterdon

All the bad shit worth it to just vibe to Midge Ure

#monsterdon

and there's a sequel somehow

#Monsterdon

a lousy soundtrack for a lousy movie
#monsterdon
#classof1999

Traci Lin. Wait, was she on that family sitcom? W/ the kids? #Monsterdon

🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA OF 1999 🤖🏫

That’s all the trivia for this time. Thanks for interacting!
Tonight's sources were bulletproofaction.com, wikipedia, and imdb

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Oh fuck yes we got some Midge Ure!

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And then they fixed the time machine and went back and saved the day and none of this ever happened. #backtothefuture2

-fin
#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

brb coordinating a rhythmic gymnastics routine to this end credits song

#monsterdon

I thought they were gonna go back to her dead dad #monsterdon

Gowan rip-off

#Monsterdon

They never went back (to see dad).

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ooh I love this fucked up robot puppet, genuinely creepy

and they fucked off into the C-

#monsterdon

it's over? really?? thank god.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Still whirring

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

not dead yet... in 3...2...1...

#monsterdon
#ClassOf1999

It's over. It's all over!

He says, w/ that robot doing w/e it's been doing on that work table. #Monsterdon

Oh, don't worry, it still is the future of education #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Hun. Did not account for D Forrest getting his comeuppance from the bot.

#ClassOf1999_1990 #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm digging the stop motion stuff here at the end of #ClassOf1999

are you.. .choking... the android??? i don't... ah, thank you, no, you are Racking the android. much better.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

We *all* know this song, don't we, #monsterdon

#classOf1999

🎵HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT 🎵

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

Dollar General Terminator just killed it's master! #Monsterdon #Classof1999 🎥

#monsterdon 🎓️ 🔫 🤖 #Classof1999

Have a nice stretch, coach!

Until you meddlesome kids interfered… #Monsterdon

Cody drives that well enough to become forklift certified overnight.

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I got spoiled on this part, this Bryles is a puppet and apparently required ten puppeteers to operate.

#monsterdon

Staplerfahrer Klaus #Monsterdon

🎵 He tried to kill it w/ a forklift #Monsterdon

HE TRIED TO KILL IT WITH A FORKLIFT!!
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

That teachernator puppet is high fucking larious.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 oh yeah the ... well not the _best_ special effects 1990 money could buy

When they got a half decent budget for this #Monsterdon they could've gone extra on the story or on the fire and robots and they definitely made A Choice

She gets 3 kills because she's got such pretty hair. #Monsterdon

now THAT's some disgusting "special" effects.
#monsterdon
#classof1999

And Android 17 kills his creator Dr Gero.
#Monsterdon #Classof1999

"and i would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

#monsterdon

Claymation robot? Lol

#Monsterdon

In this admin they'd have changed "Department of Education Defense" into '"War Education Department"

#monsterdon
#ClassOf1999

could've used this entire movie for a garbage can.

#monsterdon #ClassOf1999

oh so he's like the terminator but for high school wrestling

#monsterdon

Special effect courtesy of a lego set. #Monsterdon

"Department of Education Defense". This is the school system Republicans want. #Monsterdon