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The best part of this is gonna be how many characters would fit in seemlessly at this bar 😂✨

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he's a bad little dude. a wicked little critta.

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Heh. Love that boat-tail Riviera

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👀 Look for: <kinda spoiler for later>
...the driving scenes to school past the Razorheadz compound. These were actually shot in a rundown neighborhood near SEA-TAC airport. The production crew did whatever they wanted in it for production design which included adding a crashed fuselage of an airplane which is seen during the chase sequence.

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Gender non-conforming Angel?
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This guy has no eye color, mullets, white hair and a black moustache.
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There should be more Alice Cooper music.

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@Lazarou yes, but I thought he was big enough by this time to avoid this sort of role.

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ah, i was going to say, why were they letting people just throw shit at this guy, but i mean, look what he's wearing. nevermind.

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#monsterdon This scene needs a Frank Oz cameo.

Malcolm instead of Roddy carrying on the McDowell(Dowall) tradition. #monsterdon

This is the weirdest prequel to Blade Runner.

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I still think "three-hundred MEGABYTES! of hard drive capacity!" was a better line.

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You must leave Malcolm McDowell a clockwork apple on his desk every week, or else.. disciplinary hardware..

Remember when one million megabytes was impressive?

...though I guess this is supposed to be 1999. I guess it's historically accurate after all.

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Innovate by putting your children on the stock market!

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#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 <3 malcolm mcdowell he always just plays himself and you love him for it

well except in clockwork orange 😬

#monsterdon A lot of uhhhhhh footage not matching up to the audio track, but it seems to be intentional? I wonder how much they changed the movie in editing

Malcolm that American accents is REAL BAD. Please stop.
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They've got all the evil white dad's from my childhood

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Malcolm McDowell AND Stacy Keach? Oh thank YOU, movie. You're too generous.#Monsterdon

Fancy android doesn't know the word "terabyte"

(I guess that one was the history teacher to be fair)

(also probably nobody else in the room knows the word "terabyte")

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Oh, it's This Guy! I like This Guy, I've seen him in a few things!

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I hope the credits never stop. #monsterdon

I can’t believe who they got to be in this PoS.

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there is a very literal prison-to-school pipeline here, I care not for it.

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"You see, if you say their names, they say 'One Million Megabytes' and stretch the skin off their skull. We're proud of that feature."

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Hah! Alex from Clockwork Orange is the principal. Yeah. That scans. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

That long white ducktail is disturbing me

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is this before or after he found the Ribbon?

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This is how truancy would have worked under the Harris administration. #Monsterdon

oh no i hope the strechy face gag doesnt come back 😦

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Pam "Foxy Brown" Grier, "cinema's first female action star"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pam_Grier

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So *that's* what we all look like inside...

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Big deal. I do that every morning. #Monsterdon

Fuck yeah Pam Grier! Malcolm McDowell! And some character actors for fun.
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these androids feature EASY-PEEL SKIN.

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"Teenagers Scare the Living Shit out of Me"!

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1 million megabytes, as if that's a lot...

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And they can smoke a pipe!

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"One million megabytes"

Code was much more efficient back then.

#monsterdon I graduated in 1996 and I can confirm high schools became gang-filled war zones. My school's lacrosse team had matching tie dyed shirts, for example

Prison to school pipeline still functioning normally I see.

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A MILLION MEGABYTES?

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Why is RFK Jr. starring in this?

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Welcome to the US in the future. We have towns like:

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One meeeeeelion megabytes!

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Is that Stacy Keach? Wait, I know that teacher too. & was that ... That WAS Pam Grier #Monsterdon

They run on SmugOS

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these TACTICAL EDUCATION UNITS are...insufficiently camo. needs more tacticool.

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Well, there's a very strong parallel between prison and school normally...

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How scarred are bar patrons gonna be by this one? Chris Titus' dad usually goes hand in hand with violence

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Megatek, a proud subsidiary of OCP Education Technologies Ltd.

"Our tables are big because we are big."

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Lincoln High School had been a real high school until about a decade before this was shot - and is actually a real high school again! In WALLINGFORD!

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Optional XT-6 hardware to deal with discipline problems... 1 million megabytes.

I'm loving this so far...

From what I know of Seattle that free fire zone appears to be located directly in the Woodland Zoo. #monsterdon

We have a robot who smokes a pipe? Why??

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Tech bros have been creepy for a long time #Monsterdon

Schhoool's OUT! FOR! EVER!

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Dang, Principal Keach got some amazing hair #Monsterdon

it's hard to be a sensitive teen hunk with a rap sheet

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That opening was totally a Messiah sample. I can't remember which song though. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I'm glad I finished school before the crap hit the fan 😬 #Monsterdon

the year is 2026. robots still cannot cross a warehouse floor without falling over

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"Megatech"? Really, is that the best you could do?

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as a person raised in *Eastern* Washington, I am obligated to believe that this movie is, in fact a documentary. Seattle is our natural enemy...

An elite squad of super teachers. #Monsterdon

This is just going to make me want to watch Battle Royale, isn't it?

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NOW THAT'S A MULLET

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Ooh I totally should have suggested "robotic voice" for the bingo card

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god damn, once again, techbros vs education

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...the opening prison scenes. They were filmed at an active Seattle prison. The director gave the warden a new TV to get access.

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these titles scream after-school special

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What the hell is Stacey Keach doing with his hair?

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WE don't need no education! We don't need no thought control!

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Seattle? I've seen this before, but I forgot where it was set.
So half the cast has bright white hair?
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IDK, y’all, this stuff about violence in school is… huh

Also, kids don’t just act up for no reason #Monsterdon

I need to get some of those. Do I need a prescription for that?

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#Monsterdon #ClassOf1999 business in the front - party in the back

LOVE LOVE LOVE the mullet!!!!

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Stacy Keach with a rat tail so you know it’s gonna be great.

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I think that guy is a Boomer. #Monsterdon

Who the anti-flavore town fuck is this guy?!

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Guy Fieri?

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Set in the same universe as Escape From New York, I see.

Sick mullet, Stacy. #Monsterdon

This is just a typical Fox News report about any blue city #monsterdon

damn stacy keach you've never looked sexxxier

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Ahhh yeah, I remember having to fight may way to the graduation stage in '99.

I took out the Magna Cum Laude with an RPG before they could throw the grenade.

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"Violent youth gangs". In 1999.

We haven't gotten to the era of school shootings yet.

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The inevitability of urban decay was an SF stable then.

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PARTY IN THE BACK!

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Hey a Free Fire Zone, just like in TAZ. #Monsterdon

Boston of course doesn't make the list of major cities due to the Chowder Wars of '95 #monsterdon

Ok, so far they were spot on. I still fondly remember when my high school seized control of our town.

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I'm listening in English! To a pretty dope robot voice

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"Ladies and gentlemen. You came to me for advice about awesome hair."

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with some heavy Terminator influance i guess
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the earliest millennials have already ruined high school

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