HE'S ALIVE

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I think the burning sound is something deep frying. Thanks, foley guys! #monsterdon
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@chirpbirb Paint is a little flammable, but paint thinner is VERY flammable.
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hey man

nice shot

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oil based paint, I guess #monsterdon

Not a drop of paint on her clothes either, not bad.
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This is the 80s so who knows what was in those paints, she probably has lung cancer now and doesn't even know it yet

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@Lazarou I support breaking the glass ceilings, but the glass doors? #Monsterdon

@jchaven Her dad, the Marine, taught her that.

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IEDs 4tw. Hope your'e all taking notes?

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is paint really that flammable or are we stretching the laws of chemistry a bit here

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Wow um ok #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Ok. 57 minutes in, we have known since the opening scene. The robots are BULLETPROOF! Stop shooting them. #Monsterdon

Ah, it's the return of Chekhov's Bra Flare #Monsterdon

And thus was the Consumer Product Safety Commission born #monsterdon

Who knew paint was so explosive.

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The dangers of oil paint #monsterdon

paint???? explosive???????? #monsterdon

CHEKOV'S ROAD FLARE!
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omg is that the 3rd act bra flare? #Monsterdon

....And then she died when the mall burned down? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Little Shop of Pets” not a callout to anything, surely.

Have a Nice Day!
she rules. #monsterdon

@coriander no you got your acetone in my turpentine! #WrongCommercial #monsterdon

YAY!

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How come the Molotov cocktails didn't work before?

And she is stil trapped inside a burning mall

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It must have been uncomfortable to go half the movie with a road flare in her bra. #monsterdon

good luck, final girl

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Tiddy Flare FTW! #Monsterdon

you know how flammable paint is

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I think everyone should know how to bypass a door latch like that, it really is a survival skill.

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I’m sorry, was that just a movie kiosk wraparound ad for Krush Groove? #monsterdon

That was some serious upper body strength by final girl right there. Color me impressed.

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@trixter @SeanAloysiusOBrien but those are all gooshy now, gross #monsterdon

i admit i'm missing the point, you can't give a robot the pox

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And that's how Splatoon was born! #monsterdon #IsSheAKid #OrASquid

to fuck with the tank treads?

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she TOTALLY smashed through that glass y'all

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Buccaneer Smoke Shop! #monsterdon

Dang, she's strong. Did her dad also teach her how to bust plate glass windows with her arms? #monsterdon

Also, your robo-mall-cop sucks because it doesn't even have a roomba mode to clean up all the glass it shattered while on a murderous rampage.

Much like a real cop!

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All those lasers and zero roomba capabilities...

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"OH NO I spilled all my turpentine and acetone!"

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Nice Jackie Chan stunt. Good Mall fall.
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Gonna paint it to death?

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Poles are not her strong suit

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien There were beds, they were literally just having sex on them.
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@davesdogmaggie cock hagen-das never sold very well though

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@jonny This explains how they're allowed to have all the guns

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He threw the gun! At a robot! #monsterdon

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I know it's the goal

But I do like this final girl

Little shop of pets? More like little shop of horrors. #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

no wait i wanna go to Krush Groove!!

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She hit that robot with the Metal Gear Solid 2 strategy

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#Monsterdon Ooh, right in the laser!

Nice of robot to announce its new vulnerability.

WHO THREW THAT CAT!?
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Call the ASPCA

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Scary Terry: You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
Rick: Hold on, Morty. You know what? He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. I say we try hiding.
Morty: But that's the opposite of what he said!
Rick: Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?
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Good way to lose a hand checking corners like that, buddy
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suits, 1/2 off #monsterdon

Killbot humming to itself, "Walkin on~ walkin on broOoOoken glaAaAass~"
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#monsterdon lol humans in this movie do extra dumb shit.

FERDYYYYYYYYYYY

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vvVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvrr!

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But think of the money we save instead of hiring three night watch men! What's a few wrongful death lawsuits?
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okay those are... clearly fake spiders now omfg

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Those snakes and spiders just want to hang out on A Warm Human, cut them some slack.
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#Monsterdon Because the robot overlords have a sense of humor, it gooses her before going for the kill.

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The bots aren't even good at defending capitalism

Destroying all the pet cages

and in that scene they confirm just how easy it would have been to just hide out in the dog food for the night. JUST STAY THERE ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD #monsterdon

If only there were some scorpions it could set free by accident #Monsterdon

#monsterdon im pretty sure the robot just wanted a hug.

Tarantula like, "Sorry ma'am, I'm as uncomfortable with this situation as you are." #monsterdon

maybe we've been thinking about this all wrong, maybe what they need is a jewellery store and some gold

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@aprilfollies this is a great idea, every tech worker should get to shoot a computer every so often

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@jonny In the end when push comes to shove aren't we all kill people? Or be killed people. Some of us (me) are wimps.

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Be careful with those tarantulas! And that boop noodle! Don't want to hurt the precious babs.

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aw shit, I never thought this might need a does the dog die entry :|
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According to the Geneva Convention, if combat robot has a laser malfunction, it must announce that fact.

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Gonna be impossible to get out of this situation

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welcome to the pet shop, buy a puppy and get two tarantulas free #monsterdon

What a gorgeous spooder friend

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ooo ooooof, Debbie Harry, i'm so sorry. #monsterdon

Tarantulas and snakes too. This movie has it all. #Monsterdon

Oooof course, gotta cover our heroine in bugs and snakes at least once right >_> #monsterdon

There are some spiders!

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I don't like spiders and snakes...

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That Ferdy guy was in Head of the Class. That was driving me crazy.

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see these guys needed to watch more doctor who, these robots could be defeated by a blanket

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Movie, we've been having a lot of fun up to this point. Don't fucking ruin it in the pet store. #monsterdon

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That doesn't mean he's dead, y'know?

He got hit in the gut and hit his head

nothing says terror like a... synth flute? #monsterdon

SADWAVE

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<breaks glass> Oh, she found a key, too! #monsterdon
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@blogdiva

Spoiler:
minimal protagonist count is one

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Why does the soundtrack sound like a town from an SNES era Final Fantasy now?
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@deinol nah it's the sequel to Game of Shells, those are easily confused

(P.S. we're watching Chopping Mall)

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okay, i have been rooting for these killbots, but if they harm any of these doggos... #monsterdon

nooo not the puppies!!!

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MyMall.wad tunes

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