They aren't going to kill cute little puppies are they?

That would be a tragedy!

Unlike these characters

#Monsterdon

It's official, we have achieved Final Girl #Monsterdon

Oh, is this what happened to the #Johnny5 program after the military canceled it?

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall #ShortCircut

@Taweret Big video game vibes.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Was that a long bacon flag? #monsterdon

Good thing they split up #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz #Monsterdon We need robot exposition, apparently.

"Radio Shack!"
"...what's that?"
"Nevermind."

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...All of a sudden it's the overworld music from FF1. #monsterdon

I wish they would decide where her injury should be

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@Taweret what are you talking about, this is amazing. #monsterdon

Suddenly this robot sounds like an EA sports NASCAR game. #Monsterdon

Thank you for giving your life for the Mall
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#monsterdon Throwing the empty gun!

Possible kill # 10

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oh, oops, just Debbie Harry. run girl, you've got about 15 minutes to live, i think. #monsterdon

May Co, Roger Will Co

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I member checking pay phones for loose change. You member?
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

THANK YOU
HAVE A NICE DAY

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

so that eyepiece is a ST:TNG era phaser array. #monsterdon
#choppingmall

WE HAVE FINAL GIRL.

Repeat, WE HAVE FINAL GIRL.

Okay hon, it's all on you. Blow these bots the HELL up.

#Monsterdon

Was her father an Olympic runner as well?

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What were you waiting for, robot? #Monsterdon

I don’t know what #Monsterdon is watching right now but I definitely want to watch House of Almonds. That’s the Game of Thrones sequel, right?

Use your boob flare Blondie, oh now Ferdy is dead!

#monsterdon

get em, nerdy harry

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Now the killbot is trying to be sneaky and stealth kill? Why no lasers man? No C4? No dart gun? Just the clamps...
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"I guess that I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by Killer Robots" is something I hope I don't have to relate to in my own timeline, Linda #weirdestTimeline

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

He's been extinguished!

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notice how the robots play with their prey rather than just killing them outright. they have a certain pleasure in killing that you don't get in lazy hackware IoT killbots nowadays #monsterdon

If they'd only show the bots their passes

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all these ladies need an extra Throat Lozenge bonus in their paychecks. #monsterdon

"I pinch"

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"They're most vulnerable in the eyepiece!" #monsterdon

For how early they showed the pinchy hands there hasn't been a lot of pinching in this so far #monsterdon

#monsterdon Humans in this movie do some real dumb shit.

Killbot just wants to give her a hug!

A VERY ZAPPY HUG!

#Monsterdon

what did #monsterdon think of The Eye Roll Pair

This is not the kid who said he'd watched Dirty Harry a bunch of times. #monsterdon

The pacing of this has been pretty good but the way the third act has started suddenly taking its time, I'm worried that we're in for an Abrupt Ending

#Monsterdon

How can he hear her?

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#monsterdon lol she was literally out in the open to get shot.

Ah, she found where Paramount keeps all it's Star Trek cargo bay props.

#monsterdon

NOBUDY CUMZ IN HERE

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Storage closet full of a bunch of old Star Trek junk. And some headers for reasons. #monsterdon
#choppingmall

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Unless your gun is actually a sentient muppet, it's kinda useless to swing it around the door and make it look around like it's surveying the room

#monsterdon I want a jump scare from a toy robot. The kind that waves its arms and spits sparks.

“He’s a nerd, my dad’s a marine, we kill robots” #tagline #monsterdon

"It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here."

#monsterdon #choppingmall

I'm waiting for Arnold to turn the corner with a box of roses that's really a shotgun.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Is he wearing tap shoes?

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#Monsterdon Robot AI fooled by mannequins. Taking notes here….

He suggests splitting up when they are getting patched up, but not argues against it? I dunno, this dude seems indecisive...

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or maybe they're gonna meet in Jump Scare Alley and do each other in? is it possible no one will survive this movie? #monsterdon

Assuming the other side of that door says hall. #Monsterdon

"House of Almonds"

?!?

#monsterdon

@MylesRyden Pretty sure I saw that on Stargate, it checks out

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The subtitles said (distant metal reverberating), spoiling me that someone was reverberating metal in the distance. #monsterdon

"God, this is pre-Call of Duty. The nerds don't know how to hold guns."
- #SplendaDaddy

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon Ah, yes! It’s time to suggest splitting the party!

this is oddly like Banzai and crew going through the Lectroid den

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They call this part of the mall "Jump Scare Alley" #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Jump scare by what looks like a christmas wreath

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this shot brought to you by: the door labeled M A L L

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choping mall more like, Scarro #monsterdon

These magic lasers are defeated by mirrors? Are these robots medusa? #monsterdon

The Mystery Gang sets up their trap!

#Monsterdon
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I just rewound to confirm that yes, that was H O U S E O F A L M O N D S #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Now I'm wondering: what are these robots protecting, exactly? They're doing more damage than the "kids" are.
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They got over the death of their friends real quick with that soft face touch

A six inch piece of metal should work where bullets and explosions failed

#Monsterdon

those sure are a bunch of power panels you could turn off right there behind you

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"I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots"

"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world"
who wore it better?

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"MALL"

Just in case you forgot.

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HOUSE OF ALMONDS.
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Nooo, not Linda (plaid girl)!!!

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I just realized that bot 2 was the first bot to die

Making the "ethnic" bot the first one killed on that side of the fight

It's OK, I'm panicked and I have a gun!

#Monsterdon

poor rick, he was always saying things like “I will never be killed by a mall security bot while wielding an AR-15 on a golf cart” #monsterdon

facehugger why i hardly

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Giant unopenable metal doors seems like a fire code violation.

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House of Almonds 🌰
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Why has the dude who can't shoot still got the gun? Give Debbie Harry the revolver, dickshit! #monsterdon

Dibs on 'House of Almonds' for my hiding place.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@Taweret@octodon.social Thankfully!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Wait, wasn't she hit in the back of her arm?

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oh no now Linda will never get to add Chased By Killer Robots to her resume #Monsterdon

I wanna go to House of Almonds

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Splitting up is always a great idea #monsterdon

Kills #8 and #9

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The blonde chick who can shoot (Evelyn?) has a good head on her shoulders. I hope it doesn't explode.

#Monsterdon

oh no, they killed Kenny! (Robot #2)
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So a golf cart tapping a robot will make it explode. Good to know.
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She's got Trump's ear bandage on

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the robot was already being electrocuted, you didn't have to drive a moped 4 feet away slowly into it. #monsterdon

Oh no, I liked Rick and Linda, they were actually attractive. #Monsterdon

Wait bullets are working? Sorta. Short circuiting (hah) bastard still killed two more humans in it's death throws.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Apparently susceptible to bumper cars

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@trixter It's a silly movie, but those are really well built props. I'll give it that. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall