And were left with Brad and Janet.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

okay, down to our last couple, is it gonna be both of them, or just Debbie Harry who makes it, taking bets now. #monsterdon

He died as he lived, blood-stained and splaying. #monsterdon

rick making the understandable but regrettable decision to drive 2mph in the utility cart at the killbot while full auto from the hip, we've all been there #monsterdon

Why did nobody think to drive into it at jogging speed before now?

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You lost your woman Rick because you didn’t know how to shoulder a rifle. #Monsterdon

[gasp] "IT'S IN!"

Haha that's what she s— [my head explodes like a water balloon from a robot laser pulse]

#Monsterdon

She dead.
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#choppingmall

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Mannequin time

literally what was she expecting #monsterdon

Rick and Linda. Not the brightest bulbs on the tree here. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I see - they have *e;lectrical* lazers.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Welp. #monsterdon

ah, italian vs. her scent, one of the classic battles #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Well at least the robot can hit a non-mobile target.

Well, there's the mirrors. Will they smoke next?

#monsterdon
#ChoppingMall

what the hell are these ray gun blasts made of, pure plasma or something?

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

More bad animation victims, sad really

The animation that is

#Monsterdon

Mirrors

Not just for good Feng Shui

#Monsterdon

That shy girl is the Thelma of the group.
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall

Mirrors, my one weakness!

#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I'm starting to wonder if the robots might be bullet proof. #monsterdon

lol at the lasers bouncing off mirrors

#Monsterdon

ITALIAN

:videogames:

#monsterdon

LINDA NOOOOOOO

#Monsterdon

@Taweret sounds like you're not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots

#monsterdon

They should have thought of bad animation as a weapon sooner

#Monsterdon

this woman should be the only survivor, she's the only reason they've made it this far. #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @paco Yeah but I mean what kind of a #Monsterdon experience would it be if the characters *didn't* take every possible opportunity to make the dumbest decision possible

honestly you could have probably just waited out the night in the vents, doing rambo shit was your call and so what do you expect the robots to do #monsterdon

@jonny only five kids left and they haven’t killed one robot. #Monsterdon

Monster truck sounds from the robots!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

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I'd be worried if you were Linda

Wilhelm's scream would have made that 1300% better.

#Monsterdon
#ChoppingMall

@paco omg THANK YOU. This has been driving me batshit all movie. #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Nap time!

#Monsterdon

“I guess I’m not used to being chased around the mall in the middle of the night by killer robots” is GOD LEVEL dialog. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Relatable, lady, relatable.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I love that there is so much camp action in this movie. It makes the bad acting seem appropriate.
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall

Damn windchimes again

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@jonny they do seem to be more than consumer grade and have onboard machine learning capabilities

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Robojutsu!

A big strength of robots in a movie like this is how well-suited they are to practical effects.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I wonder how much the robot company will owe the mall after this, or if arbitrary destruction of the mall is part of their contract

#Monsterdon

I want whatever power source these oversized roombas got.
#monsterdon

"I guess im just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots"

#monsterdon

@apLundell #TeamKillbot

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How can the bots fit on the escalator?

You know what they say, always split the party. Wait... #Monsterdon

let's all say each other's names a few times, obviously no one in the audience knows them. #monsterdon

Thanks for showing them all how to shoot a gun 😂
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Thanks for sharing your feelings.

I think we all feel that way

#Monsterdon

splitting up mentioned!!!!! #monsterdon

@NovaCora I thought they destroyed the elevator because there was a killbot in it

This doesn't entirely make sense

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ ah, craptioning
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#monsterdon I think Greg is bitch

...or one of you could just get in FRONT of the robot while another one of you RAN BEHIND IT and tipped it on it's side.

#monsterdon

none of those buttons on the console are labeled how the fuck do you know what any of that means ROFL

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

We need a cologne sample!

#Monsterdon

@nhgeek Welcome to the club 😁

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@aprilfollies Dr. Demento is an American treasure. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The dudes are awful shots.

@msh idk they seem to be autonomous, since presumably whatever fried the connection back to the home server that the company would be monitoring on would have toasted the on-site control system. probably military surplus rather than commercial origin, which would explain having the plasma weapons and killbot programming #monsterdon

The Subtitles I Have For This Movie Capitalize Every Word For Some Reason

#Monsterdon

jfc those batteries

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#Monsterdon Flirting over a mall shooting. How very American.

Level 3, Ralph?

I've got it, Sam

#Monsterdon

i need a “legs” shot of how these robots are riding these escalators #monsterdon

@sean It's never too soon 😂 (people stuck dealing with the aftermath of Crowdstrike may beg to differ)

#Monsterdon

Computer, eh?

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#MonsterDon #ChoppingMall Metal Gear 1 nes

Me at the start of the workday

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if only they had bruce boxlightner and/or jeff bridges on their side, this could be going a lot better for them. #monsterdon

Little known fact, any job gets done faster if you whine "come on!" at the person doing it. #monsterdon

OMG sweater burn!

#Monsterdon

"It's stuck!" Maybe you can try shooting it again?

#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

indy! don't forget your hat!

#monsterdon #choppingmall

If they only had expanding urethane foam in the 1980s.

#monsterdon

There now you've got it 😱
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

After all his talk about bookkeeping, why is it the flannel lady who calculates the property damage? #monsterdon

Of course the poster for The Lost Empire is from the same director.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

1986 was your ultimate year for getting cheap, good stunt work. There were so many people working for TV in action shows at that point, that even the 3rd string people would have turned out great work, and would have been affordable for this film.

This is why you need and want depth in production and writing, and why the unions are so critical to good entertainment.

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON
TRIVIA MALL 🤖

😠 The head of mall security did not like the filmmakers because he did not think they would get everything cleaned up before the mall opened.

👼 The mall owner was more supportive and defended the team.

#ChoppingMall

WHY ARE THEY STILL SHOOTING AT IT

These guys have zero observational skills #monsterdon

acceptable loss #monsterdon

protector 3 to level 2

check

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#Monsterdon Seems like it’s time for a stop-drop-and-roll PSA.

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I gotta take.the fucker out using the same method that hasn't worked yet

It'll work because of the power of grief I have

Guys… the robot is NOT dead!! #Monsterdon

Death to the Master Computer!
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Okay sorry that one scream could have used a few more takes "ah."
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Stone cold
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Some really solid stunt work in this one. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

As Greg has a gun-waving freakout in the restaurant, it occurs to me how this kind of horror movie is just a repainted war movie

#Monsterdon

Kill #7

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man, let Greg go, he can distract the killbot while y'all get to the -- oops, nevermind. that's one distraction wasted. #monsterdon

this scrawny white guy saying "let's go trash the fucker" in a deep voice fuckin got me

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon Everybody run! The Homecoming Queen’s got a gun!

I lived through the 1980s, ok??

I’m pretty sure that exploding elevator counts as “a trap for a robot” #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

The nerdy one has a point these trash IoT mallbots are bricks if you cut them off from their servers #Monsterdon