"Let's go crash the fucker!"

Thanks, Crowdstrike CEO man #monsterdon

Bro doesn't know you're never supposed to touch those brown tile floors with your hands under ANY circumstances #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"...if only we had a CrowdStrike deployment"

(too soon?)

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

We're down to 4 likable characters, and Greg. #Monsterdon

Oh NOW you get the idea of shutting down the main computer? #monsterdon

I guess the whole soundtrack was made on that Casio boombox with a keyboard
#Monsterdon

You'll have to reboot it 15 times, that will never work

#Monsterdon

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I feel like you should be like good for life and never have to work again

Not have to pay the mall back

Oh Suzie, Suzie, Suzie -- just get over it already

#Monsterdon

he's WAITING to pick us off ONE BY ONE

and I coulda BEEN somebody

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Cause bullets have been so effective so far

#Monsterdon

Aren't the robots just on the top floors?

LIke, could they just go to the ground floor and find an Orange Julius to hide in until morning?

#Monsterdon

That's right. It's Shut The Fuck Up Fuchsia Friday. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Kill #6 - long burn.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Calculating the debt of your plundered survival gear and damage from your improvised traps is an angle I've not seen in these sorts of films before. #monsterdon

Why isn't the mall engulfed in flames at this point and ENDING THIS MOVIE!

#Monsterdon

"how many"
"2 million"
"maybe we should raise our rates"

underrated line omg

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon The moral of this story is: do not carry gasoline around laser wielding killbots.

@angiebaby Once I get decent internet I look forward to #Monsterdon

Apparently lying down on the ground is a fairly effective tactic for avoiding robot lasers

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What the hell is she doing? How does she know the base figures for this? AND WHY WOULD SHE BE CALCULATING THAT?!

Shout out to whatever company actually underwrote an insurance policy for a production that was like "yeah, we're going to be setting fires inside of a very active mall" #monsterdon

@brooke Nonbinary folk just would go right to nuclear weapons. Too bad there aren't any in this movie.

#Monsterdon

Nerd girl with a calculator? Yes please

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

You know the robots are cops because they hide like they're a speed trap :acab:
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Does that sign say "House Of Almonds"?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't really feel bad for dumb people that throw swing parties in a public place of which they work.

Where are they and why didn't they go there first?

#Monsterdon

@mwl @Taweret I'm too blood-averse to watch this #Monsterdon tonight but nonetheless I'm catching up on the comments for the community feels. Really enjoying all the Crowdstrike comments! (and a few Tesla comments) #ChoppingMall

Okay, *she's* a keeper.

#monsterdon

The hydraulic elevator made an uncontrolled descent when the cables failed I guess. #monsterdon #choppingmall

Reminder:
We really need to work on aiming *a lot*. 😇

#monsterdon

Well, that was some kind of explosion.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

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K turn to use elevator

Thank god we still have salt and pepper

#Monsterdon

ah, the one girl with actual shooting experience. good for her. #monsterdon

@MylesRyden nothing about this is how anything works xD

#monsterdon #choppingmall

The robot has to make a 5 point turn? No zero radius turn on those tracks? #monsterdon #choppingmall

@DinosaurRobo That one word as someone graphically burns to death was just a step too far.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

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You did all that work to make explosives....

And then left them behind

it’s so great this is the mall from Total Recall #Monsterdon

What exactly are they doing with those hoses?

#monsterdon

I'm waiting for one of the robots to say, "Every Kill begins with Kay"

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I like how she just laid down and waited for the robot to initiate her flame-suit stunt.

#monsterdon

These guys should've watched the promo video. Bullets are no use! The robot salesman said so. #Monsterdon

As horny as these kids are, I don't think she's planning to use this as a weapon. #monsterdon

What are we up to on the kill count?

7? 8?

GO TEAM KILLBOTS!

#Monsterdon

I think your best bet is just to wait until these clearly gas-powered robots run out of gas. Shouldn't be long, sounds like a V8 in there. #monsterdon #choppingmall

Hmm, is that the first instance of Escalator Temporarily Stairs that has happened in #Monsterdon?

At my office we have a security robot that knows how to use the elevator

This is now mildly concerning

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon In the event of an emergency, do NOT force the elevator doors open and climb in!!!

come on, robots. you got this

#monsterdon

Going down?

#Monsterdon

i love the shot, beautiful acting, right? the stunt work is amazing-- that is clearly a fucking fire suit and hood lmao

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Fire stunts like that are honestly SO impressive

#monsterdon

if we're lucky maybe the two guys will get squished by a runaway elevator #monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social It's fine, that's why they have so many ablative leads.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Ah there they go

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Love this robot catchy death music.
Oh..."This girl is on fire"🎶
#Monsterdon
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The one scream that should have been loud was..... That?

Was that a moan?

What was that

damn, points to stunt person, they stayed on fire for a good long while. #monsterdon

Guys, we already established that they are bullet proof. Don't try fire again either.

#Monsterdon

I wonder when they're going to remember that the robot shoot lasers and we'll find some cover

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@LexYeen murder robots are killing young, rambunctious teens! it's mayhem!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Maybe there's a store in the mall that has heavy-duty industrial presses #Monsterdon

Hard to tell the ads from the show #Monsterdon

Barbara Crampton is a scream queen for a reason. She's got some lungs on her.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Chopping Block, more like Build-a-Fear #monsterdon

Way to help out, ladies

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 yes, as does talking about making molotov cocktails

#monsterdon #choppingmall

"It's not stopping!"

Maybe next time you'll gel your gasoline.

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Watch her die. #Monsterdon

Don't leave the cloth in the gas folks. Wet it and wrap it around #Monsterdon

i have no idea what's going on with #monsterdon but y'all seem to be having a great time, hell yeah.

If the women are talking to each other about the robutts does it pass Bechdel? #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

They spent so much on killer robots that they forgot to make sure the sprinkler system worked.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"Do you hear anything unusual?"
Yeah, just you doing your best to make sure they know where we are.
#monsterdon

"so, hey, we need you to scream like... 800 times to adr this shot"

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Man down! Severe pant injury!

#Monsterdon

"Protectobot back online!"
Oh no! He still functions!
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

ok but you need to gelatinize it so that it sticks on the robots otherwise they can just drive over it, lessons learned #monsterdon

" how are we going to get in?'
" Don't worry I've got the keys" 🔧
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

That's some A+ screaming #Monsterdon

Now they are locked inside a burning mall...and they are afraid of robots?

#Monsterdon

Okay that's some A-level screaming.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"You sound like you've done this before"

Hehe. I love plaid girl. 😍

#Monsterdon

Titanium robots are fireproof?

Whodathunkit?

#Monsterdon

Protector One is smarter than ED-209, that's for sure.
#monsterdon

oh good I’m glad Protector 1 is okay #Monsterdon

the robots have demonstrated themselves as resistant to percussive explosives and shrapnel, so the women are probably onto something with mixing napalm to cook the circuitry inside of the robots #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Robots defective in ID and targeting. They went with the lowest bidder, didn’t they.

This an supremely well stocked mall with incredibly resourceful 30 year old teens #Monsterdon

You're walking in the middle of a closed shopping mall when you come across a killbot. It's tilted on its side, struggling to right itself. But it can't. And as it lies there baking in the greasy fumes, you aren't helping it.

Why aren't you helping it?

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

The robot arms look like (probably are) camera tripods #Monsterdon

GOLIATH ONLINE.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"if a road flare goes into a bra in the second act, it must be fired by the third act"

- anton chekov

#monsterdon

His heart doesn't usually beat?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I didn’t know Rambo was for hire to deliver telegrams.

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Has no one learned that you should NEVER use an elevator in an emergency

Well, that was Checkov's Road Flare. #monsterdon #choppingmall