@RufusJCooter

Foreshadowing a fetish I did not want to know about.

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@MylesRyden Sears used to be a mall anchor store in the US, right?

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okay, a flare down the shirt is a close second tho. #monsterdon

??????????????????????? #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@neko my move is to garrotte the robot with a wallet chain from hot topic #monsterdon

Where are they finding gasoline and gas cans in the mall?!
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Secret tiddy road flare, it's a surprise tool that will help us later

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Look at the three McGyvers

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These guys look like such Young Republicans #Monsterdon

i love this woman. any lady who finds herself in a dangerous situation and decides to teach her friends how to make molotov cocktails is a winner in my book. #monsterdon

So, the auto parts store has gasoline cans full of gasoline.

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Mmm. Robot Blood.
If they bleed we can kill them.
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"Let's all get in the small, glass encased room with some high explosives!" #monsterdon

Why does she need to hide the flare?

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@Crazypedia I think in those days the fire code was that you fire your gun

no conditions

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So you're telling me in the 1980s we had full gas cans for sale at Sears? I missed that.

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Molotov cocktail (extra spicy)

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#Monsterdon “I saw Dirty Harry 24 times.” Bet you did. Now rooting for robots.

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I'm in love with Butch

They sell road flares and gas cans AND gasoline at the mall?

Is this a Pep Boys?

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@CactuarJoe What, again? #monsterdon #choppingmall

Good thing the mall has a propane tank vending machine. #monsterdon

Gotta keep that indoor lawn mowed #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"Oh, go to hell, Linda!"

Definitely gonna find an excuse to use that comeback, I can't explain why but it's hilarious #Monsterdon

If this was set in 2024, what stores would even be available for them to get weapons in #monsterdon

Final girl tucks an emergency road flare into her bra: Foreshadowing!

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@jonny Flow like water! #monsterdon #choppingmall

#monsterdon I hope the robots win.

You're telling me a Florsheim Galleria'd these shoes? #monsterdon

that's so many fire code violations
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if the surviving robots end up having a little robot funeral i'm gonna

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BBQ!!!!

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Galleria of Shoes, the famous "sporting goods" store. #monsterdon

understand your advantages against the killbots - speed, agility, and size. let them guide your tactics - ambush from cover, not engaging from the front, broad day with the SK #monsterdon

Doesn't it have a back up beeper?

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These robots are wasted on Mall security, someone call the army

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@SnoopJ agreed

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Like, oh my gawd Suzie, take a chill pill! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon they're pretty stupid for having a swing party in the mall. And plus they work there so that's even more awkward.

So this is a movie about baby boomers constructing an inherently unsafe world and letting gen xers deal with the consequences, right? #monsterdon

Man, I miss actual shoes. Not that foam crap

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ROBOT BLOOD

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hm 41 minutes into the movie and Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't had an abortion yet #monsterdon

I wonder what Murderbot thinks of #choppingMall1986

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@magicalmilly 100% bronze 5

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Malls had very well equipped 'Sporting Goods' sections back then. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Claustrophobia! In the air ducts.

"...what's that?"
"Robot blood."
"You mean ... WD40?"

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shotgun kid: [instinctively shoots the robot as it fizzles]

same

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Ah yes, keep standing still in a line while trying to shoot a robot with laser eyes

Also, keep shooting after you realize.it.doesnt work

@Taweret "Poof. You are an Orange Julius." - Robot
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OK. How did the lasers miss that guy?
Humans 1
Robots - I don't even remember but I'm still cheering for them
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i'd say something about double-tap but they're at like 49-tap and it's not working, think you're gonna have to do something other than tap

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That explosion looked nothing like a strobe light. Trust us.

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Are these Imperial stormtrooper bots? They can't hit shit. #monsterdon

OH, I get it now! They bought those robots from Destro! No wonder they can't hit anything!
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#monsterdon Auntie Anne NOOoooooooo That's one down I guess

Aiming helps you know #Monsterdon

How did he not say the line “smile you son of a bitch”? #Monsterdon

Shoot!! My phone died. I'll have to charge it. Still watching the movie, though.

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Lol ok "Peckinpah's sporting goods" is inspired #monsterdon

where are the redshirts #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I'm going to find him and show him my boobies again

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Why the propane tank?

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I forgot about the lasers

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#Monsterdon Riveting killbot action on the door!

Frikken laser beams!

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Suddenly the robots can't hit _anything_ #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Just the robot explodes, nothing else

Perfect!

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Funny that when people are smashing windows and breaking into an actual store, the robots are nowhere to be found. Because they apparently stopped giving a shit about breaking into stores. #monsterdon

mmmm, french-fried teenager 😕

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we're gonna need a bigger mall

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#MonsterDon #ChoppingMall Mallstein 3D

Oh,You did not just say "Rambogram" #Monsterdon

Did he just shoot the ceiling ducts where the girls are?
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Kids brought guns to a robot fight .... They should have paid more attention to the instructional video.

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Apparently watching Dirty Harry didn't teach these clowns to use cover. #monsterdon

Fortunately it can't aim worth a crap

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"Let's send those fuckers a Rambo-gram" 🤣

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What demented product manager gave these robots plastique? #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai clearly that makes sense with everything else going on

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Gee a titanium robot that fires lasers is bullet proof...whodathunk it?

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Heh. A Rambo-gram, huh. So you're gonna spend the next six hours doing steroids and then set off fireworks? #monsterdon

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"I've got the keys"

Throws a crowbar

A RAMBO GRAM, YOUALL #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I'm kinda hoping for Maximillian from The Black Hole to show up #monsterdon

Oh heck no. Mullet Brigade are not going to be the heroes of this film.

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oh goody, McNerdus is a guns guy, this has aged well #monsterdon

Ok, nobody could have predicted the robots would go mad, but I will admit that giving them C4 was a mistake. #monsterdon

at least they won't sell the cum-stained mattresses anymore...
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I think I missed why the married and tow-truck-business-owning couple went to an illegal teen party at the mall to have sex in a sample bed

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there are certain movie tropes that i will never get tired of and they just nailed two of them back to back in the vent crawl and the sporting goods combat gearing up scene #monsterdon

Funny, I never saw an arsenal at the malls I went to.

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#monsterdon I understand that the robots are tired of human bullshit.

Linda McCarthy on synth

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ooh, manager special: all sweats 20% off!

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just a regular store in a regular mall. #SadButTrue #monsterdon

@nhgeek To be fair they're also well equipped for invading a small city

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Leave the fucking chute then if you're being cooked alive

Ghostbusters!

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