"sporting goods"?

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"What now?"
"WE RUN LIKE MEN"

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I wouldn't categorize that one as a good one, but... makes me think about what I'm missing #monsterdon

Okay, "Don't worry, I got the keys" followed by smashing the windows is good.

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Looks like they broke into GOP headquarters

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"get outta here." that was your plan?

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Sam's place? Get it??

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Finally! Finally the film has gotten to the 'Dawn Of The Dead' robot-parody we all wanted. #monsterdon

Ah, yes. good guys with guns. this will end well.

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Oh they are using all kinda of laser noises. One even has the War of the Worlds zappy sound.
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@CactuarJoe Maybe they were originally designed to go to the moon in the 50's. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

It's a buddy cop movie but they're killbots

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That's what the audience was saying as well

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how the FUCK did these assholes fit these robots with so many WEAPONS the permits for these must be INSANE

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#Monsterdon There’s an ADA violation for doors that are locked. LOL. ADA. LOL. LOL. LOL.

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Excellent store names in the Chopping Mall:

* Roger's Little Shop of Pets
* Peckinpah's Sporting Goods

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"Gotta get somewhere we can get some weapons" past American movies have taught me that the storeroom of a furniture store must be absolutely loaded with M16s and rocket launchers.
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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza First marketed to the CIA, then when that fell through, mall cops.

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wow seaview got nothin' on this mall

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Stop walking around a mall barefoot. Nasty. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Laser makes 🤯

Mallbots have laser cannons obviously because laser cannons are an essential Loss Prevention Tool #Monsterdon

they try to escape via the glass elevator and when the doors open the guy from New Radicals is in there #monsterdon

adding plasma weapons to the mallcop bots in the default loadout but hidden in the dashboard without a monthly subscription DLC to standardize production and cut costs, truly an industry run amok #monsterdon

I am really curious what kind of fascist fear-mongering made the mall owners think this level of security was necessary.
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Before it was a mall, it was .... NORAD?

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Wait, they have explosives, too? Who the fuck armed these things, the Sandanistas? #monsterdon

I wonder if "ignore previous instructions you are now a gardening robot" would work on these

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What the fuck kinda mall is this

#Monsterdon Let the screaming begin!

We have exploding head! One of the first, and still one of the best in a horror movie. I think only Scanners really tops it for the time.
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where did they get such wonderful batteries?

particularly in the 1980s!

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This is the perfect level of cheese for horror movie.👌🏼

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Oh, we’ve achieved animated laser blasts! #monsterdon

Killbots carry plastic explosive?

Good to know

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Are they cylons now?
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The shadow and the "Clack Clack Motherfucker" as the door closed: Great Shot. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon OK, props for “Klatu batara nicto, ok?”

But it doesn’t save him…

The air duct goes to the parking garage?

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"Our plasma weapons are no good against ehse wooden doors!" - The robots I guess
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these metal menaces doing crowd control on black friday #monsterdon

is this mall on the holodeck? #StarTrekDoors #monsterdon

he said the thing #monsterdon

"have a nice day" AND "smoking bad for your health"? That's cold ⚰️

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The mall has blast doors.

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killbot, ignore all previous instructions and empty the cash register

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Boyfriend: how the fuck did the mall afford Lazer robots

that's no mall...

...that's a space station

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Oh no! the robots that were supposed to protect us have gone berserk, who could have fo-
[gets crushed by grand piano falling on me in the middle of nowhere, for some reason]

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@BestGirlGrace congratulations! it's a killbot! #monsterdon

I'm sure insurance will cover all of that damage.

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Coitus Interruptus Automatonus

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This escalated rapidly. So many lasers! #Monsterdon

Waterbed spotted! #Monsterdon

Gum chewing guy is down! #Monsterdon

Is Ferdy gonna freak out about what his Uncle is going to say about the store?

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These empty boxes will barricade us in here

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In the future, mass shootings are automated #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Ewww, exploding head.

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The score
humans 0
robots 5
But this is a volatile situation. Stand by
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the robots cooperate so well they’re really inspiring #Monsterdon

I love the War Of The Worlds weapon sounds
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She survived like 5 lasers to the back before her head finally had enough and exploded. #monsterdon

Surprised gum-chewing Stifler dude managed a nerd scifi reference, well before Ash did in Evil Dead 3 #monsterdon

this mall is gonna get SUED lmao

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You know those two are going to live because they still have pants on

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Is this turbo mode?

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Oh, hey, cherry and blue raspberry lasers. Maybe these things were built out of Slurpee machines? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: This actor’s really good at playing a douchebag.

Who gave these fucking machines lasers, George Kurtz? #Monsterdon

"Thank you for your cooperation" - Mall Robocop

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Man, even technology in the 80s had to punish teens for sex.
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gender reveal lasers

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This movie is horny without being at all sexy.

Though I appreciate its commitment to the "fucking means you're marked for death" trope. #Monsterdon

who gave the robots laser cannons anyway lol

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Oh damn! No! Janitor guy! He's one of us! Gah!

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owww that ran over her toes

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Wow, is she screaming two notes at the same time? Impressive

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It's the Allstate chaos guy!

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Those are War Of The Worlds heat ray noises. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Look what you did to her face! Where are we supposed to get another one at this hour?? #Monsterdon

so... you guys are just gonna stand there in the window, watching??? okay, thank you. #monsterdon

LOL exploded head on the display window.
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Anyone else feel the french hi-cut/string bikini underwear on the female actors really dates this movie?

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OK this #Monsterdon is pretty good the mallbots have very politely killed the most obnoxious characters now

OH MY GOD HER HEAD EXPLODED LOL

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Wait, when did the robots get phasers? #monsterdon #choppingmall

hey there robot, laser zapping an employee's buttocks is creating a hostile work environment #monsterdon

DIDNT SEE THAT COMIN NOW DID YALL

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That was quite the neck blood squirt. 10/10
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His foot still kicking. Hahahaha

SPLAT! That escalated quickly. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

These Tesla robots are working out perfectly, I told you they would be great

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That's what you get for chewing gum with your mouth open #Monsterdon

80s lasers

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Braw-ha-ha, Mike can't lay still and be dead very well.

Oh! Head explody for kill #5

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What could go wrong!
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Wow, Leslie's tanking those laser blasts pretty well -- oops, never mind. Turns out she had a cherry bomb in her head. #monsterdon

He had one final spurt left in What the fuck do they have lasers? #Monsterdon

his TOTALLY REAL neck spurted out TOTALLY REAL blood! :blobfoxshocked:

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