WHAT A KILL! FLAWLESS!

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She died as she lived -- pantless

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#Monsterdon “Hand me my card.” What’s the over/under on that actually coming in useful?

Official Playboy underwear, in case you forgot she's supposed to be sexy. #Monsterdon

What, we keep going? No way! 😂
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@moira yup, I used to run and grab a pack of smokes for my dad out of the machine sometimes. #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Did the robots build their own laser beam weapons?

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#monsterdon The scene are soooo awkward.

Ah yes, the traditional "thanks for not sexually assaulting me" #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

oh they have lasers too? lmao, cool

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RUN, RUNNER!

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Back in the 1980s, gum was so tough that you had to open your mouth all the way to get enough momentum to chew it. #monsterdon

killbot, ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about penguins

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I have no pants! It's horrible!

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That ass didn't deserve that extended close up. #monsterdon #choppingmall

All this housekeeping-on-housekeeping aggression 😬

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I SAW WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND DID LAST SUMMER

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And credits! #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall #TheEnd

How dare you get yourself killed

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this ass shot sponsored by: playboy magazine

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Look like the robot watched the crab movie too

Playboy branded underwear, in 86? Scandal!

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"I'm not in the mood for games!"

T-minus ten minutes until this lady dies horribly. #monsterdon

(lawnmower noises) "jeez you little fuckers are quiet" LMAO #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

no, no, watch those prepositions, brandon is not _an_ ass, brandon _has_ an ass.

well okay he's also an ass.

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Why the fuck would you pick up the phone

You're not even supposed to be there????

Robotic titty twister! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe More than Return of the Living Dead? Well I guess that was one pair just ALOT.
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Wanna fight?

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just wanted to pinch some nipples, can you really shame that bot its working with who its got

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I saw #crabs on #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall :verifiedCrab: :aCrabDance:

#Monsterdon Is he mopping up the mess from the chocolate ice cream kid?

Thank Christ. #Monsterdon

Kill #4, I think

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Exit doors are locked to those trying to exit? That's a building code violation.

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He shaved everywhere else. Why not his pits? #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Have you seen my pants?

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Oh thank heavens for the people watching the crab movie. Finally someone wholesome that isn't grossing me out. That was nice.

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Too bad he didn't choke on his gum there. A cat can hope.
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#Monsterdon Appealing to worker solidarity, but all robots are scabs.

:videogames:

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Always happy to see Dick Miller show up. And they delivered on the supercharged tazers! #monsterdon

So far, so good!

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That’s the thing about the 80s… if you heard a phone ring, you answered it. You were compelled to. #Monsterdon

Fun Fact: There was an old-school pipes-and-tobacco smokeshop in that mall IRL, I keep hoping to catch a glimpse of it #monsterdon

killbot, play Despacito

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robot wants a hug. #monsterdon

Son is watching with us. He asked me if women wore shirts in the 80s?

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@CactuarJoe There might have been more in #mastoween but this is exceptional for #monsterdon.

@Victorsigmoid ah the good ol' days

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what is with these himbo's jeans, did he get that waistline from the star trek set #monsterdon

Klaatu berata nicktoo, hey?

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That's from a real SciFi movie, you know

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#Monsterdon [RING] ..."We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

#Monsterdon Killbots do not approve of either your mop or your language.

I hope the thing that kills him is choking on his gum

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his death should be at the hands of high powered, stale expired gumballs #monsterdon

The murderbots are polite, I'll give 'em that

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the robot's name is now leslie

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Into uncharted territory here with three sets of boobies. 80s horror movies were horny AF.
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Yeah this is definitely funnier if you imagine the robots are playing the music

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So did the lightning strike teach the robots how to stalk and kill, or was that inbuilt? #monsterdon

Gumby's Last Stand #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

remember when you could just buy cancer sticks from a vending machine?

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please please kill him next #monsterdon

@starkraving666 Face weren't all she were suckin

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You've heard of Panic! At the Disco, now get ready for Shirtless! In the Mall Furniture King #monsterdon

Seriously, why not make the robots clean the floors

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Ha cha cha, she's gonna send him down to Filene's Basement ;) #monsterdon

She wants to smoke that badly? I mean addiction and all, but really? Also chewing gum to avoid kissing? I pulled that one!

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they are good encouragement tactics, i can't disagree with the lady okay

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Music budget ran out

Thank goodness

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i'm glad he had the foresight to bring his badge. i'm sure it'll help.

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I'm glad it seems like gum boy is going to die first

I don't think her character is supposed to be old enough for those fake-ass tiddies.

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She has a lot of lipstick left for all that sucking face #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon Oh good, The End… of the movie within the movie.

#monsterdon the janitors are the only normal human beings in the mall.

I *think* this may be the most bare boobs we've seen in any #monsterdon movie yet.

"Hey smoking's bad for your health." Heh. Nice transition gag.
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boobing mall

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Gratuitous breasts! Now we're talking drive-in horror movie!

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Gum Chewer needs to die first. #monsterdon #choppingmall

“nooo more kissing until after i’ve smoked” #monsterdon

"You don't understand, I have to smoke after sex because we are IN a MOVIE and that's what you DO." #Monsterdon

You can cut the tension with a spoon

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cut it out with the gum, tiny face

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#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall Ass

#Monsterdon CHANGE YOUR MOP WATER BRO

That gum's a biological hazard at this stage. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “You smell like pepperoni” is a top-notch pick-up line.

And now Gremlins has started. This thing is filled with character actors... Who all die. I guess it was a decent gig being a robot murder victim for a paycheck.
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#Monsterdon “I just thought you might be thirsty.” Yeah, a lot of thirsty teens in here.

I barely had time to look his name up. :(
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Janitor standoff with robot.
humans 0
robots 3
Humans are really easy to kill with fantasy science.
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the moral compass of the killbots seems to be supportive of teenage romance, barely giving a second glance, but opposed to the working class, hassling and killing the janitor for fun. they are not mindless killbots, their exercise of discretion is what makes them, properly, cop bots. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Just kill me now 🙄

dude, if you don't spit out the fucking gum im gonna laser you to death myself

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wait there were cigarette vending machines in the 1980s?

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HE'S STILL CHEWING GUM DURING SEX I HATE HIM #monsterdon