My headcanon: the robots play their own theme music as they rock around, which is why it fades in and out with them

#Monsterdon

I don't even smoke and I would rather have a cigarette than this gum chewing goober #Monsterdon

And that’s a wrap on Dick Miller. Remember, there are no small parts. #Monsterdon

Cigarette machines? Those are too dangerous!

Go down to the ammo machine instead

#Monsterdon

Aaahahaha okay that was extremely funny #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Dick Miller was also in the inferior robot movie The Terminator #Monsterdon

Of course Dick Miller was in this #monsterdon

#monsterdon ooooh the Janitor went out like the giant crabs

Whose gum is that in his mouth?

God, I'm sorry I thought that

#Monsterdon

Ok, points for most realistic awkward introductions

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien he's gonna be a janitor in past tense, too #monsterdon

he's the grouchy security guy in the sanctuary district!

#Monsterdon

oh wow _two_ layers of sfx, they spent (relative) money on it?

#monsterdon #choppingmall

hand drawn lightning. fuck yeah

#monsterdon

IT'S OVER! Go home! Go home!
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon Ma’am you’re underdressed for this party. Bra is required.

Another death due to bad animation

The 80s really were rough

#Monsterdon

Don't give in to peer pressure! Y'all bone in the furniture store when you're good and ready #Monsterdon

Even the security guards are schoolyard bullies. #monsterdon

Walter - played by Dick Miller who also was in Terminator.

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#monsterdon Why are they doing this shit in the mal?? It's weird aff.

@moira oooh yeah good point, I forgot that

Either way these are supremely ineffective murderbots

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I like the laid back beer drinking janitor buddies

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Jizz mop #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"...your mop water is dirty. You will be neutralized!"

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More B-Movie royalty. Our Janitor is Dick Miller who was in tons of stuff. Including appropriately Gremlins. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@MylesRyden Yes.
#Monsterdon
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@Taweret that was incredible, both of these I’ve had the first-time watch from #monsterdon

“They’re having a nice time” #Monsterdon

he's one of the security guys in past tense!

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"please... try the fish"

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Is that the warehouse guy from Return of the Living Dead? #monsterdon

Hey! No fair! Show us the rest of the crab movie!

#monsterdon

Dick Miller, the straight man's Vincent Price o7 #monsterdon

https://xkcd.com/1425/

#Monsterdon

Oh shit, I know that janitor, it's What's His Name!
#monsterdon

I admire the integrity of these two, having a romantic movie date while six of their 30 year old teen friends fuck in the furniture store beds behind them #Monsterdon

is this the happy days diner guy

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I cannot believe that they're just chilling while their friends are actively fucking around them

Is he mopping a swamp?

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#Monsterdon What the hell is in Walter's bucket water?

Lol I'm actually shocked that this movie even hinted at cunnilingus, back when the only sex acts according to Hollywood seemed to be PIV, blowjobs, or touching a boob

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is he mopping the floor with a bucket of mud? #monsterdon

I don’t think the people who wrote this have ever met other people. #Monsterdon

I'm more afraid of the janitor than the Killbots

#Monsterdon

Look! It's #Monsterdon on #Monsterdon!

It's ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon No wait- I LIKE pepperoni /starts humming Polivitzian Dance&Chorus.

"He Gave his life" "I know" oooh we've SEEN THIS

DICK MILLER!!!! #monsterdon

the end! roll cre- wait. waiiit.

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well. his ferdussy, i guess

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DAMMIT!! AGAIN!!

Stop doing that!
#Monsterdon

@Taweret @coriander BUT the boombox is a Casio and one chick is doing what I can only describe as freestyle aerobics 😂

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#monsterdon lol not again 🙄

@jonny whoa okay that's actually amazing

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I've seen this cleaning guy in stuff before

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What, the nerdy guy finds a cute girl who's into horror movies?

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my ferdussy?

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the second "the end" in this movie so far! #monsterdon

Wow, amazing times, thanks again!
#monsterdon

HEY! We did that movie! The Professor is about to die... I think. That giant crab movie was a blurr.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon recursion level: 2

Nice shot, damn gorl #Monsterdon

This sex scene is so awkward, you can make an auk compass from each frame of it.

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You can tell he's a big nerd because of the glasses #monsterdon

@diazona No, no, they actually covered that earlier, the robots don't go into stores...

...supposedly...

...muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Yay! We made it through the movie!

Thanks for coming, good night!

#Monsterdon

if only i could give my life rn. #monsterdon

no gods or kings, only furniture. #monsterdon

nothing gets me wet like attack of the crab monsters #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are they having a party in a furniture store?

you're the king!

weird monarch fetish going on here

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In my head, she screams “your the king”. #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON
TRIVIA MALL 🤖

The movie being watched by characters Alison and Ferdy is "Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)", a lowlight from Monsterdon viewing history.

#ChoppingMall

I had the same reaction to them kissing

#Monsterdon

This is why you don't buy display furniture. #monsterdon

Oh, come on, let him get back to his bookkeeping! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yeah, like a late teen-early 20s girl in the 80s is going to be HUMMING STRANGER IN PARADISE! Come on.

Well hello Barbra Crampton~~
It is super gross they are fucking on display beds thought.
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LOL the couple who will probably survive the movie are watching #Monsterdon during an orgy. #ChoppingMall

I thought he was the sofa king

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#Monsterdon he likes pepperoni? Girl you may not be his type then

So do these humans get killed soon? This is taking forever. #monsterdon

OK this is pretty epic actually watching the nerdy couple having their own little #Monsterdon watch party during Monsterdon

@JoeWynne Now that is a weird combination.

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Nice...the church service is starting

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Truly that was The Touch of Evil of teen furniture store sex. #monsterdon

Aw, they're on their own #Monsterdon date.

Wally later took a startup to IPO and now owns Hawaii. #monsterdon

I hope Better Cheddars was happy with that product placement #monsterdon

That a girl would actually stay with me for more than five minutes

#Monsterdon

honestly, we've had two murders already, but i am positively itching for a few more. #monsterdon

yes! monsterdon in #monsterdon !

First thought: oh, a double helping
Then I was like wait, I didn't even mean to say that
#monsterdon

when she got a pussy like peperoni and cheasey

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Look the nerds are having their own #monsterdon !!

FUCKING FUCK THIS IS GROSS WTF #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

the height of teenage sexual desire is to bang in a mall ikea in a room full of all your friends, obviously. #monsterdon

Better Cheddars paid HANDSOMELY for this product placement during the "sweaty teens get undressed" scene

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oh fuck the psychic crab movie holy shit #monsterdon