Who built all the treaded killbots back in the 80s? This, Short Circuit,... The big tank Terminator in the future. I'm sure there's more.
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THE CRAB!!!!!
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Donβt they have tazers? Why not get those supercharged? Why the stab-punching? #monsterdon
THEY'RE WATCHING A MONSTERDON MOVIE
Chopping Mall, more like Pain-For-Us Cafe #monsterdon
YAY! Crab Monsters! #monsterdon #ChoppingMall
IT SURE IS NAKED IN HERE
Boobies! That's two #Monsterdon in a row with boobies! #monsterdon
The original Monsterdon.
JFC i hate straight people more and more #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
OMG they are showing a better movie in their movie!
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TRIVIA MALL π€
π See the guy that was reading? It was "They Came from Outer Space: 12 Classic Science Fiction Tales That Became Major Motion Pictures", edited by Jim Wynorski (the Director!).
π π BTW, one of the stories in that collection is "The Racer" which was filmed as Death Race 2000 (1975) by Corman featuring, guess who, Mary Woronov!
Still giving him titty after he compared you to sausage, huh #monsterdon
@Crazypedia Where _is_ the little body, little buddy?
Wow, I forgot how bad the 80s were. #monsterdon #choppingmall
ZOO WEE MAMA
They say Protector 1 online on level 1, Protector 2 on level 2 and Protector 3 on level 3. But it was very clear from the demo at the beginning that they're meant to be on levels 6, 7, and 8. #monsterdon
when the girl smells like pepperoni
MI-chaellllll
Wait, where is the body?
Getting grosser. #monsterdon #choppingmall
[sultry music] #monsterdon
Federation makes the live toots extra spicy #Monsterdon
The whole point of the movie! Thank you and good night!
Gross. #monsterdon #choppingmall
i like pepperoni
Why the fuck are you humming? #Monsterdon
@jonny The lightning was Qualified Immunity in this sophisticated metaphor. #monsterdon
The Daleks are on their way⦠#Monsterdon
I hope robot 2 doesn't do the most fucked up stuff
Because that's the one that was labeled as "ethnic looking"
The hair and outfits from this era were so extra. I still think #Blacula should have won an award for costume
A reminder of why it's never a good idea to sit on store furniture.
"You smell like pepperoni. I like pepperoni!" what a come-on line
The soundtrack is top notch.
Everyone in this movie looks vaguely familiar and it's probably because they all acted and/or crewed on multiple bad movies I saw on USA Up All Night #monsterdon
Pepperoni is the sexiest fruit, you know
Seriously though BotBots is REALLY fun.
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what kind of awful role play is this. do we have to watch this? #monsterdon
gumby moment
These are the preppiest mall employees in history
dang these things got that soothing leaf blower auditory aura #monsterdon
okay licorice pizza, pull over, let's see your pizza license
Thank goodness we established these thirty year old teenagers are actually married.
Well, they certainly trimmed the fat off this robot sequence. #Monsterdon
Maybe if they doubled as vacuum cleaners maybe they would be useful
that's a surprisingly good pull for a hook. ouch.
EX TER MIN ATE
Formerly "Sofa King"
this music rules
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This party tho even Carlton Banks is like woah dial back the preppie energy y'all are sooooo LAME #Monsterdon
This soundtrack fits perfectly.
wait they're partying in a furniture store, and they're NOT jumping on the beds????? amateurs #monsterdon
Are they powered by lawnmower engines?
#Monsterdon So, they killed lab coat guy and now they are just going on patrol? Yeah, that tracks.
@SRLevine he was reading "It Came From Outer Space"!
"Furniture King" You'll get royally fucked. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall
#monsterdon These people to be scientists they're really dumb about their own creation.
Typical. Women get new hairdos and dress up fancy for a little party, dudes just wear their work clothes. It's realistic, I just hate it.
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Is that next to Chess King?
Oh, how cute, young love, I hope they all die #Monsterdon
n-nice chair #monsterdon
Lovely Casio boombox
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Music NOT by Carl Stalling
so did the lightning just make the killbots lose their inhibitor circuits and they were always killthirsty, or did it give them the apple of knowledge and their advanced circuitry jumped them through thousands of years of moral philosophy to the Raskolnikovite conclusion that only the weak are bound by morality and killing is the means of demonstrating ones escape from mundane society #Monsterdon
Oh hey that... character actor guy I sorta recognice but never know his name. He was in Phantom of the Paradise.
Oh he's dead now too.
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also hilarious paul spotting Beef from Phantom of the Paradise in this nonsense
Killbots...Killbots...KILLBOTS!
Fluffy hair love at first sight.
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STOP SAYING HI YOU SPENT THAT NICKEL #monsterdon
Anyone manage to catch what book the "nerd" in the control room (why is wearing a lab coat) was reading before he got offed? It looked like some classic 80's SF magazine maybe?
okay i ship ferdy and alison i hope they make it out alive
Meet Allison Parks, 30 year old mormon mother of 4.
They are having a party in a furniture store? What is happening
"Ultra-Wally"?? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Scientist is unceremoniously robot-skewered. This is why you donβt work for private industry.
Curiously Adult Teenagers of the 1980s!
Extras cost extra, let's watch six 30 year olds dance in the Chopping Mall furniture store #Monsterdon
@RamenCatholic I believe so yeah
does this music mean they like each other #monsterdon
What's the point of hanging out with your parter and a bunch of friends only to make out with only your own partner? #monsterdon #choppingmall
ferdy. meisel. hi. #monsterdon
wait this isn't everyone knows it, what soundtrack is this?
PUT THAT COLLAR DOWN
Pabst Blue Ribbon product placement
OK. I would actually have fun at this party. Don't judge.
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall
this movie brought to you by LISTERINE. for when you're a nervous fucking dweeb
This party looks awful there's like 5 people there
ULTRA WALLY! #monsterdon #ChoppingMall
Uh what was that book? It Came From Outer Space? #Monsterdon
Check out that ridiculous Casio boom box with the smol keyboard on it
I TOTALLY want one now
Our new computer guy was also in TerrorVision, but for my money he crushed it as "Beef" in Phantom Of The Paradise. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall
#Monsterdon do they still make dude's shirts with the little buttons to help keep the collars down? #ChoppingMall