Do we really have to sit through this guy's pre-party routine? Stop sniffing your breath, twerp. #monsterdon

Everyone with those giant lens glasses. I remember those! #Monsterdon

Are we supposed to be rooting for the robots, because everyone is awful (except butch wife) so far #monsterdon

Is that a Lyger on that poster?

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

why did everyone forget how to dance for an entire decade #monsterdon

He needs three more popped collars

This is the 80s after all

#Monsterdon

where the hell do I get a boombox with a keyboard on top????? #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Your waist must be at least THIS high to attend the furniture store after-hours party. #monsterdon

Were cans of beer pre-shaken in the 80s? I'm not sure I've ever seen a beer not do that in 80s movies.

#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I don’t generally root for someone to die, but gum-chewing Stifler dude might change that. #monsterdon

Nice execution. (pun intended)
robots 2
humans 0
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall

LET'S GO COLLARS POPPED it's serious now #monsterdon

"...to pop or not to pop, that is the question"

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Casio Keyboard Boombox wtf? #monsterdon #choppingmall

You know, Tiny Face from Deathstalker 2 Chopping Mall
#monsterdon

give the popped collar a miss buddy

#Monsterdon

The 'bots are just waiting for the first horny thought from this guy about Azimov.

#monsterdon

Aw c'mon FX team, you could do that kill better!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Discount RoboCop taking care of the crimes no one else would

Being unexcited about sharing the truth about buffets

So did the robot eat Marty's body or what? #monsterdon

Kill 2: 18:51?

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon Don’t look now, but there’s a robot behind you….

I'd keep my back turned to those machines too.

#monsterdon
#ChoppingMall

If you make a killbot, it has to make a little pzorch-y sound when the main sensors turn off. It's the law.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

That's... your after hours-party?

#monsterdon

This party is totally out of control!

#Monsterdon

"what do you mean, 'who is this'?! you called me!"

he's got a fuckin' point

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Are we supposed to be rooting for the murder bots? asking for a friend #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I do like how the robots are glancing at each other like "We gonna kill this guy?" So far it's not a great movie to be wearing glasses in.

Just kill this fucking guy already. Like you’re not amping up the tension. #Monsterdon

"...have you tried turning it off and back on again"

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon

That is the most boring way he could have read that line

You're talking about gorging yourself at a buffet, act excited about the 5 lbs of bread you just ate

Ter-MallCop-inator.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon CLICK TEST! LOOK OUT!

he's gonna get what he deserves for eating that half eaten donut

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

He's reading a book called OUTER SPACE

#monsterdon

I assume that back in 1980s it was normal for IT guys to wear lab coats? #monsterdon

"Feet on the counter? DEATH!" - The robot, I guess. #monsterdon #choppingmall

Under ten minutes in and we get our first kill. Not bad movie. Now rack up the kill count.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon “He’s got a great personality!” 😈

free donut

#monsterdon

I can't ever stand seeing long hair dangling into an open engine 😵

#Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor I guess those end effectors can drive a mop pretty well. #monsterdon #choppingmall

so much hairspray, one spark of that lightning is gonna blow out a whole level of that mall #monsterdon

What is that weird iPad in his hands?

#Monsterdon

"Why do I have a feeling I'm going to regret this in the morning"

Uh, because this screams horror movie?

#Monsterdon

yoo, marty! you dead in here?

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon

Bodacious

isn't lab coat the smarmy dad in a lot fo things? #monsterdon

Red Rover! Red Rover! Robo-mall-cops take over!

#monsterdon

The character development here is just awesome.

Let's watch

#Monsterdon

can't blame him for all you can eat night down at the pit

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

is this like, where you set your best friend up on a date coz you have a secret crush on her and you gotta redirect? #monsterdon

Good of them to clean up their murder.
#monsterdon

MAAAAAAH-TY, WHERAAAAAH YA MAAAAAH-TY #monsterdon

God says "you're all killbots now" ⚡

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Guess the mechanic lady without underparts ate going to save the night
#Monsterdon

It's time to go back to the future, Marty

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 I don't know, and I lived in the Mojave during the 80s!

... maybe that's what's wrong with me. Mojave Brain ...

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"You owe yourself a little blowout." Looking at her hair she's not talking about the stylist #Monsterdon

The same way Johny 5 was given life and sentience these mall rentacop bots are given... live and assigned cop at birth.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Meanwhile back at Crowdstrike in Oklahoma City

#Monsterdon

attention shoppers: PLEASE get the fuck out. fine

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"You won't regret it!"

Yeah, after all, it's just a party with three of the flattest, dumbest characters ever written! #monsterdon

#monsterdon

This guy deserves to die by robot

oh goddammit hoopla

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Trivia - the gum handler was nominated for an Oscar #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Bodacious!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

It would be easier getting ready if her date were blind

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Busted making plans for the furniture!

OH

THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TEENAGERS

#monsterdon

"You owe me a little blow out too"

#monsterdon #choppingmall

"Be sure to mic the guy chewing gum really well. We need the audience to hear every single unpleasant, gross, biological sound coming out of his facehole." #monsterdon #choppingmall

i hate all of three people in this scene right now

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I hate Michael and his stupid chin already #monsterdon

So far this sucks in the best way

#monsterdon

WHY MUST THE GUM BE MIKED #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"Yes... I'm... SURE you. Will." #monsterdon

@moira yes! #Monsterdon

So all the 25 year old teenage daughters are calling home to "Daddy?"

Do you suppose it's actually that other guy?

#Monsterdon

Stop making me wish I was back in an 80s mall movie.
Hello Barbra Crampton!
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

and dang i woulda figured there would be guys inside of the robots, what a letdown

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero I hope the mallbots get the chewing gum one first #Monsterdon

Did I just hear that guy say "quack quack" as he walked out of the room

(Ask A Manager reference)

#Monsterdon

I worked at a mall book store and that wasn't even the only kind of store I've worked at that doesn't exist anymore.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Finally a reasonable character.

Check please!

#Monsterdon

There are already too many smarmy couples smirking at each other in this movie!!

#Monsterdon

i was just telling leslie here about my tonsils. #monsterdon

80s hair sure was something

#monsterdon

what the fuck is a 40 weight stain #monsterdon

I do wanna wear the Monopoly clothes, though

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon yaaaas we love a big hair lady that fixes the car on the first try. The flannel, the being called butch, she's the most bisexual character in this

Huehuehuehuehuehue #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

God, this cheeseball 80s dialogue is delicious, I want to spread it on a tiny cracker like caviar and eat it. #monsterdon

nnnngh horizontal lines with faux italic script the 80s it is painful

#monsterdon #choppingmall

These robot cops are totally in the pocket of Big Weather. #monsterdon

I regularly perform totally heterosexual hip thrusts at my (apparently same sex) colleague's face level.

#Monsterdon

this movie's biggest crime is having a straight girl named Butch

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon He put the pedal to the … carpet.

#Monsterdon “Just crank it when I tell ya.” That’s what she said (literally).