Do we really have to sit through this guy's pre-party routine? Stop sniffing your breath, twerp. #monsterdon
Everyone with those giant lens glasses. I remember those! #Monsterdon
Are we supposed to be rooting for the robots, because everyone is awful (except butch wife) so far #monsterdon
Is that a Lyger on that poster?
why did everyone forget how to dance for an entire decade #monsterdon
where the hell do I get a boombox with a keyboard on top????? #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
Your waist must be at least THIS high to attend the furniture store after-hours party. #monsterdon
Were cans of beer pre-shaken in the 80s? I'm not sure I've ever seen a beer not do that in 80s movies.
I donβt generally root for someone to die, but gum-chewing Stifler dude might change that. #monsterdon
Nice execution. (pun intended)
robots 2
humans 0
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall
LET'S GO COLLARS POPPED it's serious now #monsterdon
"...to pop or not to pop, that is the question"
Casio Keyboard Boombox wtf? #monsterdon #choppingmall
You know, Tiny Face from Deathstalker 2 Chopping Mall
#monsterdon
give the popped collar a miss buddy
The 'bots are just waiting for the first horny thought from this guy about Azimov.
Aw c'mon FX team, you could do that kill better!
Discount RoboCop taking care of the crimes no one else would
Being unexcited about sharing the truth about buffets
So did the robot eat Marty's body or what? #monsterdon
Kill 2: 18:51?
#Monsterdon Donβt look now, but thereβs a robot behind youβ¦.
I'd keep my back turned to those machines too.
If you make a killbot, it has to make a little pzorch-y sound when the main sensors turn off. It's the law.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
That's... your after hours-party?
This party is totally out of control!
Are we supposed to be rooting for the murder bots? asking for a friend #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I do like how the robots are glancing at each other like "We gonna kill this guy?" So far it's not a great movie to be wearing glasses in.
Just kill this fucking guy already. Like youβre not amping up the tension. #Monsterdon
"...have you tried turning it off and back on again"
That is the most boring way he could have read that line
You're talking about gorging yourself at a buffet, act excited about the 5 lbs of bread you just ate
Ter-MallCop-inator.
#Monsterdon CLICK TEST! LOOK OUT!
he's gonna get what he deserves for eating that half eaten donut
He's reading a book called OUTER SPACE
I assume that back in 1980s it was normal for IT guys to wear lab coats? #monsterdon
"Feet on the counter? DEATH!" - The robot, I guess. #monsterdon #choppingmall
Under ten minutes in and we get our first kill. Not bad movie. Now rack up the kill count.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
#Monsterdon βHeβs got a great personality!β π
free donut
I can't ever stand seeing long hair dangling into an open engine π΅
@WhiskeySailor I guess those end effectors can drive a mop pretty well. #monsterdon #choppingmall
so much hairspray, one spark of that lightning is gonna blow out a whole level of that mall #monsterdon
What is that weird iPad in his hands?
"Why do I have a feeling I'm going to regret this in the morning"
Uh, because this screams horror movie?
yoo, marty! you dead in here?
Bodacious
isn't lab coat the smarmy dad in a lot fo things? #monsterdon
Red Rover! Red Rover! Robo-mall-cops take over!
can't blame him for all you can eat night down at the pit
is this like, where you set your best friend up on a date coz you have a secret crush on her and you gotta redirect? #monsterdon
Good of them to clean up their murder.
#monsterdon
MAAAAAAH-TY, WHERAAAAAH YA MAAAAAH-TY #monsterdon
God says "you're all killbots now" β‘
Guess the mechanic lady without underparts ate going to save the night
#Monsterdon
It's time to go back to the future, Marty
@starkraving666 I don't know, and I lived in the Mojave during the 80s!
... maybe that's what's wrong with me. Mojave Brain ...
"You owe yourself a little blowout." Looking at her hair she's not talking about the stylist #Monsterdon
The same way Johny 5 was given life and sentience these mall rentacop bots are given... live and assigned cop at birth.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
Meanwhile back at Crowdstrike in Oklahoma City
attention shoppers: PLEASE get the fuck out. fine
"You won't regret it!"
Yeah, after all, it's just a party with three of the flattest, dumbest characters ever written! #monsterdon
This guy deserves to die by robot
oh goddammit hoopla
Trivia - the gum handler was nominated for an Oscar #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
Bodacious!
It would be easier getting ready if her date were blind
#Monsterdon Busted making plans for the furniture!
"You owe me a little blow out too"
"Be sure to mic the guy chewing gum really well. We need the audience to hear every single unpleasant, gross, biological sound coming out of his facehole." #monsterdon #choppingmall
i hate all of three people in this scene right now
I hate Michael and his stupid chin already #monsterdon
So far this sucks in the best way
WHY MUST THE GUM BE MIKED #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
"Yes... I'm... SURE you. Will." #monsterdon
@moira yes! #Monsterdon
So all the 25 year old teenage daughters are calling home to "Daddy?"
Do you suppose it's actually that other guy?
Stop making me wish I was back in an 80s mall movie.
Hello Barbra Crampton!
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
and dang i woulda figured there would be guys inside of the robots, what a letdown
@bunnyhero I hope the mallbots get the chewing gum one first #Monsterdon
Did I just hear that guy say "quack quack" as he walked out of the room
(Ask A Manager reference)
I worked at a mall book store and that wasn't even the only kind of store I've worked at that doesn't exist anymore.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall
There are already too many smarmy couples smirking at each other in this movie!!
i was just telling leslie here about my tonsils. #monsterdon
80s hair sure was something
what the fuck is a 40 weight stain #monsterdon
I do wanna wear the Monopoly clothes, though
#Monsterdon yaaaas we love a big hair lady that fixes the car on the first try. The flannel, the being called butch, she's the most bisexual character in this
Huehuehuehuehuehue #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
God, this cheeseball 80s dialogue is delicious, I want to spread it on a tiny cracker like caviar and eat it. #monsterdon
nnnngh horizontal lines with faux italic script the 80s it is painful
These robot cops are totally in the pocket of Big Weather. #monsterdon
I regularly perform totally heterosexual hip thrusts at my (apparently same sex) colleague's face level.
this movie's biggest crime is having a straight girl named Butch
#Monsterdon He put the pedal to the β¦ carpet.
#Monsterdon βJust crank it when I tell ya.β Thatβs what she said (literally).