This is what malls used to be like I can see why they're all dead malls now

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Absolutely nothing can go wrong in a movie called Killbots!
Err Chopping Mall.
Love the funky synth soundtrack. #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Dude looks like a melted dollar store John Travolta. #monsterdon #choppingmall

Yeah so far I have yet to see a character that doesn't deserve to die horribly. #monsterdon

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Okay, into this relationship with the blue collar guy trying to look cool for his butch ass girlfriend and failing

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The gum chewing guy chews gum in every scene.

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@BestGirlGrace IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Move this plot along, we have shoppers to kill #monsterdon

Why is everybody so wierdly unpleasant to look at? I blame the 80s. #monsterdon #choppingmall

there's apparently a whole movie within the movie about the mallcop chastising the production team.

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just goes to show you, never send a man to do a job all genders can do or something

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ok wait no the Robert Beltran movie was a different one

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#Monsterdon “I can’t find the fuchsia!” Boy’s in fuchsia shock.

She totally left that screwdriver under the hood. #Monsterdon

@apLundell they never properly grounded their robots back then was the real problem #Monsterdon

No-neck big faced fuckboy has been in everything 80s. I'm not going to bother looking to see what titles. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh OK he die

just crank it when i tell ya

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"Fuck the fuchsia it's Friday"

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whoah?!?! a babe who knows about cars?!?!?!?

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did he just call her a butch?

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#MonsterDon #ChoppingMall I skipped a few minutes so I probably missed a death.

Every aesthetic in this scene is telling me to run in the opposite direction, not talking about the murderbots #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Partying in a furniture store. There will be beds. And as we know, “partying” in beds is the Kiss of Death!☠️

1980s feminism

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#Monsterdon “Fuck the fuchsia! It's Friday!” is my new catch phrase.

The CAR crank the CAR when I tell you . #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

That's what you get for looking at nudie mags, bucko!!! I don't know if this counts as sex-positive or -negative, but I'm getting the robot-positive message loud and clear

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"Fuck the fuchsia, it's Friday." I am saying this at work all the time.
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another fuck fuscia friday #monsterdon

it's now Fuck Fuchsia Friday!

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I love how all the sales pitch of AI hasn't changed since this movie

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"Just crank it when I tell ya!"

If this is gonna be that kinda movie, I'ma [drops phone]

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Number 1 is alive.
A mother in law joke?
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@davesdogmaggie They're technically members of the Contras. Reagan was very generous. #monsterdon

Young republicans, I hope they get robotted soon and I don't have to empathize with them #monsterdon

every day is fuck the fuscia friday

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TRIVIA MALL 🤖

The movie posters covering the restaurant's wall are all from Corman films.

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if this guy isn't the first one to die, i will be deeply disappointed. #monsterdon

Ms. Flanagan's Fuscia is my cellar door

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Is that dude wearing wrangler jeans? #monsterdon

Lightning striking robots was a common problem back in the 1980s. #monsterdon

i hate these two business degree jocks

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Well, that's at least two people I want dead so far.

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A good kill to open #Monsterdon, very nice visual effect

"what do they protect?"

"why, property of course!"

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they don't make guys named Ferdy any more

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I think it's gonna be Uncle Joey Hairdo #monsterdon

c'mon barbie lit's go party

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It's cracking me up that the thing that did them in was lightning. Not an inside job robbery or rival corporate sabotage or even an emerging sapient AI. Just weather. #monsterdon

that guy’s upper jaw and that other guy's lower jaw need to get together #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

It was their acting talent that was lacking for pornos

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I hope everyone's enjoying Brennan's gum-chewing

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which one of these 3 guys is going to drop the f slur #monsterdon

dang chonkyjaw r. thickneck needs to die first

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It was their acting talent that was lacking for pornos

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O-bey! Be-have!

(Come on! Do it!)

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he /is/ the beer. #monsterdon

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Death by boob

Preppy white douchebags with floofy mullets all look the same how to they tell each other apart? #Monsterdon

Why do they have so much weaponry? #Monsterdon

Alright, we have our "R" rating, now we can show some boobies!

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@Taweret

Family Ties?

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Man, this guy's got five times the chin of normal men. #monsterdon

can someone pick up steve, kiddo is lost

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These robots are giving me “What if Topo were a cop?” vibes. #monsterdon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topo_(robot)

No nipples for you! #Monsterdon

I'm Torgo. I take care of the store while the master is gone. #monsterdon #choppingmall

epilepsy warning #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

These guys couldn't get work in porn movies, so had to do this instead

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A lot of beverages get spilled in this mall. #monsterdon

that guy was in some 80s sitcom that i don't remember the name of

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robots 1
humans 0
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#choppingmall

Scott Adams' twitter: Last night I programmed a mall security robot to erotically choke me. We should all be very afraid. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon aw fuck we found a censored version. No boobies for me. #ChoppingMall

maybe the robot was just trying to help

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Apparently the mall is inside a KMart

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Where's Dennis Nedry when you need him? #monsterdon

Yes, this all makes sense
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First death! Less than ten minutes in.

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Ah yes, an boob #monsterdon

OGLING DETECTED

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@rberlim@hachyderm.io Too bad the mall has an elevator

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#Monsterdon We already got the random nudity!

So we have like 10 lightning strikes all in the same place. Not a drop of rain. #monsterdon

they're going rogue!!!!1!

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Required 1980s horror movie boobies, although having them in a centrefold is a nice touch.
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And he never worked again in film

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Props to the mall-robo-cop tech smoking & doing the crossword puzzle in ink while the electrical storm unleashes the robo-apocalypse, then gets ganked by the rogue mall-robo-cops

10/10 no notes

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TAKE THAT, CHESTBURSTER!

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I hate it when they kill a beloved character so early in the movie

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@ryan It's like they say, smoking kills

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there's gotta be a sad sack teen in a ridiculous theme costume for their fast food job. probably a pirate. #monsterdon

Is that the same picture of Tits as from Die Hard?

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@paco Also mullets and big hair.

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#Monsterdon Thunderstorm and Lighting! Og am play God! God punish!

this is the downside of being a smoking lab coat guy in a control room

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@Taweret Whaaaaaaat, no, never, that's crazy talk! #monsterdon

She's got to be somebody's baby…
She must be somebody's baby…
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See? This is why we use surge strips instead of just plugging shit into the wall!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall