Ah fat phobia, step on a lego, movie. #Monsterdon

Thank goodness that is over, I almost had to ash my cigarette there

#Monsterdon

oh no now the blinkenlights are smoking too! #monsterdon

And we have coffee. That's the two big requirements checked off pretty quickly.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon Yep, just keep flipping those same switches. I'm sure that'll fix it.

#Monsterdon this fucking cook is a riot
We love a dirty shirt, [foreign language], take it while it's hot, smoking cook

this isn't the movie with infamous scab, Robert Beltran, in it, is it?

#Monsterdon

You can't smoke at the robot control panel anymore because of woke #monsterdon

I repeat: Random Flashing lights!

#Monsterdon

Who dies first? Hmmm #monsterdon

that tech seems pretty suspicious of the robots already, he knows somethings up #monsterdon

does that mallbot operator have a LASER PRINTER? In 1985?! goddamn this mall has a budget

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Got started a few minutes late due to a kitchen snafu, but another #monsterdon that comes out of the gate swinging. robot cops with tazers doing their thing.

SEE THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T PUT THE COMPUTER ON THE ROOF

#monsterdon

the fat guy wants more butter, what a well observed bon mot, how clever and original #monsterdon

SMOKIN' IN THE CONTROL ROOM do do do doo do

#monsterdon #choppingmall

The cigarette ash really gives the mall food court it's....unique flavor.

#monsterdon

So much smoking

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon lol

what does Mojave brain even mean? #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Gratuitous boobs, casual racism, smoking indoors, mocking fat people. Yep, it's the 1980s. #monsterdon

Once, twice, three times a lightning strike

#Monsterdon

*Everybody* smokes. It's the 80s!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Does anyone take notice that this robots can be defeated by stairs?
#Monsterdon

EWW HE WIPES THE FUCKIN' THING ON HIS SHIRT 🤮

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Is this mall in Oklahoma City?

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile .... in the corndog control room.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

"good times to the max"
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall

So far the biggest hazard in this mall is spilled drinks

#Monsterdon

Jeez, is are they literally trying to eat each other's faces?

(origin of Sam realizing being ace: thinking that movie makeouts were totally gross...)

#Monsterdon

ooooh okay this is actually a movement about inadequate circuit surge protection!

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Man, nothin' but class here :/ #monsterdon

*tunes into #Monsterdon , gets clobbered by the 80s*

Uagh!

#ChoppingMall

"Lasers positioned here can cut through any type of debris"

Sure. That seems safe. No problems there.

#monsterdon

"You're breaking my heart" No, plate. She broke a plate. #monsterdon

you're breakin my heart :badabing:

#monsterdon

to the max #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Shopping with Synthesizer! It’s the 80s in a nutshell!

mojave brain

oh boy

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I want "Good times to the max" #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

in the 80s, we didn't have galaxy brains yet. we had mojave brains

#monsterdon

That is one of the most disturbing shirts I've ever seen. #monsterdon

the cook with the greasey shirt was the load bearing employee, when he retired malls died

#Monsterdon

lord. EVERYONE brought their infomercial hands to the mall. #monsterdon #choppingmall

no she's a not a'breakin' your heart, she's'a breakin' your plates!

#monsterdon #choppingmall

No, she's breaking your plates

#Monsterdon

I'm like 4 minites laye

#Monsterdon

I want an edit where they add the mall scenes from True Stories #monsterdon

30 year old teenagers

#monsterdon

great movie posters #monsterdon

Fat jokes, goes well with the casual racism

#Monsterdon

this synth music whips #monsterdon

My Dude, if I know anything from watching Dead Malls YouTube, you're gonna sell out to a equity company in 7 years and this place will be a moldy husk in another 15.

#monsterdon

80's!

*gesture like jazz hands, but for the 80's*

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch has had a sighting! Repeat, coffee spotted!

The music is making this mall seem pretty nightmareish event without the killer robots.
#Monsterdon

A waitress in the Food Court?

I should have spent more time in this mall.

#Monsterdon

izod product placement ahoy?

#monsterdon #choppingmall

someone brought their informercial hands to the mall. #monsterdon #choppingmall

Another great credits font!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

malls died the day they stopped hiring swimsuit models with ads for the mall you're already in

#monsterdon

@jonny Darn regulations always gettin’ in the way of innovators! #monsterdon

Was that woman supposed to be accidentally dropping the tray full of drinks? Because it looked pretty deliberate to me.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon LOL at the adults bumping the kids from the arcade games. Accurate.

Danger Escalator Boner #monsterdon

that dude wasn't just horny, he was in distress at how horny the babes made him. a cry for help

#monsterdon

Bubsy catchphrase

#MonsterDon

Wow, all malls had a section that looked exactly like this.

#monsterdon

Damn, I miss malls.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Those guys actually wrote that tray of food and drinks sequence?

#Monsterdon

For those who weren't alive at the time this is EXACTLY what shopping malls were like. Mostly naked models walking around and everything. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Laser eyes, yeah, that can't go wrong
#monsterdon

Heck yeah ✅ Synth Music

Although it does sound like a knock off Castlevania soundtrack

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

just a regular day in the 80s #monsterdon

I can't wait to find out what happens to this lady with the drinks with no lids

#monsterdon

Music composed by Chuck Cirno (maybe)
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

SHE'S GONNA DROP THE HOT DOGS

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I'm enjoying the Statler-and-Waldorf-style snide commentary from the audience couple

#Monsterdon

Don't let yer garlic loaf!

#monsterdon

"Killbots created by Robert Short". Come on, spoilers! #monsterdon

There's a cat walk in the middle of the Food Court?

Must have missed that in my local mall

#Monsterdon

Man, people are just like doing things at this mall. #monsterdon

oh, this movie has KILLBOTS in it?

#monsterdon

Wait, these things are killbots according to the credits? No spoilies!
#monsterdon

The mall of the future will have two employees… #Monsterdon

I am not sure what the kid wearing chocolate ice cream was for but um....this movie is all kinds of weird.#Monsterdon
#choppingmall

shout out to the "obviously has 80 vinyls in his shirt" kid shoplifting

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Empty Coke cups, good to see you.

#Monsterdon

Dig the soundtrack, and the Casio kiosk, tho.

#monsterdon

Bleh. That's not making out, that's egg implantation D: #monsterdon

*pats my suspiciously record-shaped belly&

#monsterdon

this is like some sort of time vortex you ever seen a mall this busy?

#monsterdon

killbots created by robert short circuit amirite

#monsterdon #choppingmall

All I see when I look at these robots #monsterdon

I see the mall has their commercesexual Pride flags on display. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Do the protectors have water hoses? Someone needs to hose down that kid!

@Louisa no notes
#monsterdon

This music is setting some mood...

#monsterdon
#ChoppingMall

"Absolutely nothing can go wrong!"

That's what we in the biz call foreshadowing. #Monsterdon

Licorice Pizza?

This IS a horror movie!

#Monsterdon