@jonny capitalism gays

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The writers did a good job making these snooty racist critics in the audience completely unlikeable thanks I hate them passionately #Monsterdon

happy pride

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well I’m convinced absolutely nothing will go wrong #Monsterdon

FILMED ON LOCATION AT

OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK

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They should have the robots sweep the mall during the day. That would be quite cost effective.

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Wait, is this Kindergarten Cop? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon do yall remember the obsession with robot pets in the early 2000s? I had one of the cats and they kind of remind me of that

The soundtrack is _slaying_ me. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Not exactly the elevator in The Shining

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Am I good or what, It is the Sherman Oaks Galleria #monsterdon

I have ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUST in this salesman's pitch! Nothing could possibly go wrong with such fine machinery!

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"Absolutely nothing can go wrong." *robot turns to the camera, title card*

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Soundtrack was made by the same knives that will be later used to dismember teenagers

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quick name all the kinds of gays are represented by the mall flags #monsterdon

Feels like midwest mall security

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Music by the Casio keyboard demo key

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hell yeah great title card + music #monsterdon

"Absolutely Nothing Can Go Wrong" This guy went on to do ad work for Westworld. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a robot is a good guy with a robot. #monsterdon

"absolutely nothing can go wrong"

i appreciate that this movie knows what it's about. #monsterdon

Wow, the writers of this movie definitely understand satire.

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"Absolutely nothing can go wrong"

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Cold opening almost as long as Godzilla. Hope this movie has as many monsters.

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absolutely foolproof

just like crowdstrike

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So if you forget your ID badge, a robot will shock your ass until you have a heart attack. Good to know. #monsterdon

I am getting some real robocop vibes from the robot "heads"...

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"absolutely nothing could go wrong"

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loooool "absolutely nothing can go wrong"

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I can't wait for beardo to get zapped #monsterdon

you just have to hold your badge half an inch from its face

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@fabio doot doot doot doot! 🤖🎹

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Because malls in the 80s, after they were closed, were just chaos!

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It’s the Cyberdyne Systems rep. What could go wrong? #Monsterdon

These robots are a giant pile of liability. But a mall would pay millions in insurance fees to be allowed to kill homeless people trying to stay warm.

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the only thing that can stop a bad robot with a laser is a good robot with a laser. #monsterdon

I'm going to be sad when this catty bitch gets mall chopped #monsterdon

"the system is absolutely foolproof"

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By the way. There's a security robot in the parking lot down the street from us. We've laughed at it endlessly and brainstormed but have yet to figure out a way to fuck with it #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

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Also filmed inside the Sherman Oaks Galleria:

* Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) and
* Commando (1985)

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Man, I already want the robots to kill everyone in the audience. #Monsterdon
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ah, to be a guy in a lab coat smoking in a control room

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number one is not riker? booooo

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Funny that Paul and Mary own a restaurant. #Monsterdon

smoking in the blinkenlights control room #monsterdon

How to tell it's the 80s: the guy running the drones smokes.
This is a hell of a movie to follow up Robocop with.
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mother in law joke

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Johnny 1 is online 😰
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#Monsterdon "...then they make coffee to serve the officers who pick up the suspects."

Stealthy they are not.

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#Monsterdon We have lasers!!

The good guys have guns...

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Quite a hostile presser, these are not silicon valley journalists #monsterdon

Steel security doors on a mall... this says a lot about us.

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Johnny Five needed a grown up job after the film royalties dried up. #Monsterdon

those steel doors are going to chop someone in half. chekov's door

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To protect the stuff in Spencers Gifts?

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can you imagine the liability insurance for a mall wanting to deploy robots armed with tranquilizer darts to protect the cinnabon

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sealed security doors

these people never heard of triangle shirtwaist fire?

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#Monsterdon SecureTronics Unlimited Protector 101.

“Protectors do not kill.” Ironic foreshadowing!

@Taweret That pair were both in TONS of B-Movies. Most notable was "Eating Raoul" Definitely stunt cameos. There are a few in this. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Oh I'm so glad I saw this because I was thinking of going with Insecure Tronics

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#monsterdon MTG? Interesting.

He's not dead he's just neutralised #Monsterdon

"Sleep" darts? You means tazers?

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Shit, where can I get some of those sleep darts?
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Robo-rent-a-cop
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#Monsterdon SLEEP DARTS?

"Knock a man out in 30 seconds"

Barney Gumble rises....

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...Okay, robot racist, sure why not. #monsterdon

Is that the music teacher from Rock 'n' Roll High School?

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:unsure_fry: Is that the Sherman Oaks Galleria #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Protector 101-series robots!" Those are ED-209 bots in their teenage years.

"The one in the middle is particularly ethnic-looking." Well THAT guy is definitely getting roboted to death in the second act.

Can I please have a sleep dart that lasts about an hour or so right now?

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"Neutralized ... with extreme prejudice."

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@jonny Hello, thanks for this! Also using your upload because I'm running late (by 1 minutes, but...) and lazy. I'll untag you after this reply.

Also, hello all!

(giving up on phanpy.social for this, the advanced web interface is just easier)

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Why the fuck is the computer on the roof?

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I already love whoever did the wardrobe for this movie.
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is her name m bland? #monsterdon

Fun Transformers Fact: The recent Transformers cartoon BotBots has an episode homaging this movie.
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Damn the 80s were racist

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What is hilarious is I had friends in CO who were working on this type of thing 15 years back... #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Oh god, it's going to be "robutts" throughout isn't it #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

This guy a doctor? He doesn't even have glasses! #monsterdon

My big question is - who puts carpet in a mall?

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Could you imaging having to lug that projector around during presentations??

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Cult actors Mary Woronov and Paul Bartel ("Eating Raul") ad-libbed most of their lines watching and questioning the presentation.

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Wait, high tech robots are covered with a fitted sheet?

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oh hey it's that guy from Rock n Roll High School #monsterdon

Johnny Five is.....KILL.

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Those ladies with the very important job of removing a cover, ......sexily

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that lady was in terrorvision, right?

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#monsterdon CONCORDE Presents is how you know you done fucked up at the local videohut. And we have Auntie Anne Right out the gate with some kind of menacing pinch action pincers, this is gonna be a film for sure... okay THE END Well thx, that sure was a film I haven't even finished the first shot

Mmm, robutts. #monsterdon #choppingmall

"Thank you very much. I'm Johnny Douchebag." #monsterdon

Yup. He’s super smart. You can tell. #Monsterdon

And the Simonettes!

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I believe this came out before Robocop yet the beginning of the movie feels like it’s in the Robocop universe #monsterdon

was this before or after robocop

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The little grabby hands make me.giggle

I'm sure they'll be intimidating later