So much for not showing the monster immediately.
#monsterdon

Did I fire eight shots or seventeen?

Do you feel lucky, Junk?

#Monsterdon

ED-209, but with a better choice of base?

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

robomallcop looks like that NES robot

#monsterdon #choppingmall

remind me, is this killer robot in the mall or phantom of the opera in the mall #monsterdon

It's the velvet that sells it #monsterdon

Strap in!

This is going to be supersonic!

#Monsterdon

WE GOT BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL SIIIIIIIIGN

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Killer sales you'll lose your head over! We got movie sign!!! #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@CactuarJoe but of course

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@Taweret OK - here's a ? for y'all:
When, in the coming dystopia, we have to deal w/ robot dogs barking at us because we scratched our nose in the decongestant aisle, is that a:

#monsterdon

@moira #Monsterdon

@Taweret [Just in case anyone had any doubts or confusion: this is a #monsterdon tweet about AI]

so we have a clear winner:

https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/112827698349960906

#monsterdon #choppingmall

@diazona By name.

"Lefty"
"Righty"
"Hank"
"Jimbo"
"Pinkie Pie"
"Twilight Sparkle"
#monsterdon

OK, folks, if you’re just joining our show already in progress, this feed is cluttered with a bunch of posts labeled #Monsterdon for our weekly movie night with… commentary. Feel free to mute the hashtag and skip the commentary!

also what up #monsterdon denizens of smol instances, i have noticed some of ur instances will get backed up and then spray out a bunch of posts at once, which is what ours used to do before we split up our sidekiq queue into multiple processes. idk if this is what's goin down, but basically the default config can get jammed up by jobs that take a long time to do, which can then stack up on top of each other and make it so your sidekiq queue never drains. this is esp true with link crawl workers.

u can forward this page to your instance admins, it's got a decent how-to on splitting up your sidekiq queues (with references), we now basically never have delivery or processing delays anymore even on our extremely underpowered VPS: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Performance#Sidekiq

This movie was pure 80s juice: unnecessary nudity, lots of blood, sex, synths, young adults guns and lame catch frases.
#Monsterdon

@magicalmilly Me if I was a killbot.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#ChoppingMall was a very different movie than I had always assumed based on the VHS box art in the Horror section of the video store #monsterdon

Don't miss the after credit screen!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Points, for the Bland couple
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some of us are very confused by "post credit scene" we did not get one what is it

#monsterdon #choppingmall

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE THE GOOD GUYS.

#Monsterdon
#ChoppingMall

What happened to Paul and Mary, the two at the unveiling of the robots, who were making wisecracks and talking about getting a robot for their restaurant?

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe That's a good point. Yeah, good on 'em.

#monsterdon #choppingmall

Oh she said the thing the robots say when they murder people! 😁 :kaboom:

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@jonny apparently not latex. #Monsterdon

if u can see this, u r about to see many of posts about a #monsterdon movie you weren't watching. u can mute them or join us next week :)

https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon
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@SnoopJ

Sounds like something that should go on the #Monsterdon list.

ugh, that was amazing, like 1986 distilled directly to celluloid. A+ no notes. #monsterdon

Allison is starting to look like a alternate universe Sarah Connor

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall #terminator

@jchaven Can't wait until they put directed energy weapons on 'em. #monsterdon
#choppingmall

@jmelesky I would watch that

It'd be like Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, but the robot edition (so probably better)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon OMG! It has a post-credits scene!

80''s nonsense at its finest, thank you @Taweret for hosting and everyone else for posting

and have a nice day

#Monsterdon

Dick Miller in Terminator.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I need an app that shows fedi hashtags like a chat room. Would work wonders for #MonsterDon

Unnecessary cat scare 🙀

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

A thank you to @Taweret for hosting tonight's #monsterdon flick and that trip back to mall culture of the 80ss.

Hey that's a corn snake I think

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Well, that's going to fuck my recommendations for sure #monsterdon

@strangefour 10/10 no notes

#Monsterdon

@cynthiarose Like gag me. #monsterdon

And the lesson is show boobs? See boobs? You’re dead. #monsterdon #choppingmall

@blogdiva

Abandoned Chopping Mall - The Reckoning

2026 remake with Zombie robots! In theaters soon! 😱

#monsterdon

Night Of The Comet would be a great follow-up to that. I don't know how available it is though. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@Taweret Exploding head.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

There's even a post-credit scene, such as it is.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

@coriander At least it had trailing credits though, that's something

#Monsterdon

"Thank you, have a nice day!" #monsterdon

To all:
"THANK YOU,
HAVE A NICE DAY"

#Monsterdon
#ChoppingMall

im not sure why what was rated R other than boobies

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Survivor girl actually meets survivor guy! The family that slays together, etc.

Oh good, I was worried.

#monsterdon #ChoppingMall

DUN DUN DUNNNNN #monsterdon

shout out to Gasoline #monsterdon

You guys fucked up #monsterdon

"Have a nice day"

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

also you were all hating on the soundtrack but cmon how do you disagree with this credits music, that's a hell of a jam #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow! She just head-butted the glass door!

“You just lay there and let me get chased into the pet store then the paint store?!” #monsterdon

robot operators, the only job i would agree to take on in this movie. #monsterdon

it was a nice eames chair though #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Paint fumes and flares, good for what ails you (if you are ailing from killer robots.)

Accountant:: Waldo Brain

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

they hired Dick Miller, but I didn't see any dick milling in the film at all #monsterdon

Pans out on a shot of Helen Grace Chocolates(?), so ironic?

#Monsterdon

Head explosion freeze frame. Never saw that on CHIPS. Thanks again @Taweret for hosting! Another killer soundtrack film. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I hope this is really the end, unlike those other two fakes.

#Monsterdon

Thanks for giving us a list of do's and dont's when Skynet takes over civilization #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The marine training she got from her father is coming in handy.

Short and kind of sweet. Thanks, everyone!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I guess this is the actual end.
A good time with you all
#monsterdon

And the rest...

#Monsterdon

Happy Mall Pride Month everyone #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

...explosive paint...

🤯

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Leaving the claw to live led to the birth of RoboCop. The next evolution of robot cops

I keep waiting for the soundtrack to play the Crystal theme from Final Fantasy. #monsterdon

And the Mall lived happily ever after.
The End.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

RIP tiny face's gum #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Paint! Deadly graffiti attacks incoming!

Wait, what? Paint? And paint thinner? go boom? big badda boom? huh? #monsterdon

Best characters in the film, why didn't they die?

#Monsterdon

kelly maroney, absolutely. girl deserves an award. Nice Shot. #monsterdon

Is there not a third robot still? Did I miss one?

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 I thought it was applause. #Monsterdon

@aprilfollies The sensors aren't very good?

Because the management team was focused on QoverQ growth, rather than delivering a product that performed as advertised?

#monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Paint makes the floor,and treads very slipper. Paint thinner go BOOM.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

The Cast in Order of Livingness

#Monsterdon

please oh pleas eoh please mid credits scene of them living a life of luxury from the settlement #monsterdon

stinger coming up....

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

She survived and now she can get her nut! #Monsterdon

Oh good, nerdy dude survived! But didn't wake up until after the fight, so still a legit Final Girl IMO!

And that's a WRAP.

#Monsterdon

oh, apparently, alongside her nerdy boyfriend. I approve. #monsterdon

And then the zombies outside break in and kill them. The End. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

See, kill # 10 was just a tease. All better now.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#Monsterdon Anyone want a pet robot? Excellent guard animals, guaranteed to kill all intruders. And, you know, everybody.

I guess paint thinner is flammable

#Monsterdon

Good - someone killed that evil toilet paper roll

#monsterdon
#ChoppingMall