"I *like* pepperoni"

I'm aroused by sausages, you see #monsterdon

Everyone who's ever worked in a mall had the same experience as me, right? When your shift was over, you couldn't wait to get out of there? #monsterdon

i didn't know this movie was british #outfitloisence

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Are we still in the mall?

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#monsterdon two in a row just wow lol.

Looks like these things can be defeated with stairs #monsterdon

Love that the robots have all terrain tread for ..... the mall.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

See, this is why I don't trust mattress/furniture stores/showrooms

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Oh look at the robot buzzkill over there....
Just let those kids with bad hair and tight jeans have some fun

Bad hair....

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Unauthorized sexual activity -- OK for now, continue patrol

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Chopping Mall, more like Forever 21 Because That's How Old You Were When the Mall Robot Murdered You #monsterdon

An awesome party of 8 people listening to corpo pop in the house furnishings department of Sears

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Ah man, I thought the party was about to get interesting with the robit, but NOPE

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ugh

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Is there a more 80s brand than Casio?
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Nice bots, they clean their mess after a kill
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#monsterdon I will admit dying while looking at a porn mag was a lame why to die.

NGL, having a party in a furniture store is a good idea, especially if you didn't want that job anyway

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Just like the coming election

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@jeffron I would assume so until shown otherwise

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It's amazing how goobers translate through the ages #monsterdon

What is this job? Sitting at a desk in a lab coat? #monsterdon

I should probably be paying attention to who these characters are huh

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Hello, yes, this is Bob Newhart

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Wind chimes?

That is ominous

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Booooo Hoopla just died on us, we're going to plan B and seeing if we can pull up the movie on Amazon Prime!

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Now THIS guy looks like a doctor. Glasses AND a lab coat. PhD city. #monsterdon

These actors make everything sound like a double entendre but I don't think it's intentional. They're just that bad. #Monsterdon

Teenage friend who looks like a mormon mother of 4, totally believable. #monsterdon #choppingmall

The blonde with the checker shirt is one of the mains in "Night of the Comet" one of my absolute faves of the era. If you haven't seen it you should check it out. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon There's a reason why American psycho had the mulet plain business man trope as a representation of corporate, im just drawing the comparison because im getting nostalgia of the theme.

Malls had locker rooms?

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ugh there are too many mouth sounds #monsterdon

The world was REALLY HORNY in the 1980s. #monsterdon

attention shoppers: get the fuck out

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

The Softcore Porn That Kills You Instantly

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@Lazarou that's why I quit smoking & started vaping when I went into IT.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon "Fuck the fuchsia!"

Buddy,,,

She just left the screwdriver in the engine bay.

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was that guy showing ass and being totally objectified? how liberated of them.

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The lead male character in the furniture store scene is a seinfeld, see if he eats nothing but cereal

So much denim everywhere, it's too much...

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@YsengrinWolf Not only that, he was Punished for Sex (looking at sexy lady) #Monsterdon

Fuck the fuscia? No. You don’t fuck the fuscia. The fuscia fucks you. #Monsterdon

@msh one wears glasses, one constantly chews gum #monsterdon

This mall is even more chaotic than the ones I worked at. An absolute circus!

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Mall Security by Cyberdyne.

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The three F's! The party is on!

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Gum chewing guy is such a douche. #Monsterdon

He died the way he lived. Distracted by titties. 🪦

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He is a real candidate for prickhood though

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well, that was more than a sneaky robot, if you ask me

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

He looked at a tiddy, now he must die, them's the rules.
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I like how the centerfold was already cut through because apparently the robot couldn't do it reliably.

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9:43, robot murder. this movie is amazing, A+++ #monsterdon

please tell me he’s gonna tape that poster to one of them and try and fuck it #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

has anyone tried encoding a malware in a bolt of lightning and if not why not #HackThePlanet #monsterdon

Robots hate a Hostile Work Environment

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random nudity

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

those were the days when you could develop lung cancer on the job

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"Absolutely foolproof" ALWAYS means bloodbath

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oh gosh, i sure hope the lightning doesn't cause the robots to turn evil and run amok

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I would like that cook to be able to afford clean clothing #Monsterdon

We have random flashing lights!

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"Lightening and Robot Sentience: A Study"

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If a horny nerd doesn't eat shit while watching some ladies in bikinis and heels, is it even an 80s movie?

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This is very 80s

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This is why I avoid malls! #monsterdon

Meanwhile at Crowdstrike Headquarters

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there’s so much going on here so quickly that I can’t even keep up with shit posting #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

2024 audience: killer cop robots, sure. makes sense. but people in a mall? that's just silly

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I don't recall seeing anything like that in the mall

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I really miss the flowy silver clothing we all wore to work in the '80s

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weird old men hassling boys at the arcade, where's the robot police now?

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Anyone who doesn't have an official bar code ID will be killed. It's foolproof

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child covered in faeces at the Mall, this is America #monsterdon

This whole soundtrack was recorded on a single synthesizer.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

nothing can go wrong in the CHOPPING MALL

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cred for the long cold open though

was this made for TV originally? it feels kinda like it.

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Ah, yes, absolutely nothing can go wrong with our.. (checks notes) bar-code scanner.

[fast forward 40 years to me trying to self-check-out at the grocery store.]

Ahahaha. Hahaha. Ha.

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Oh shit! Security relies on scanning a barcode??!?

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NOTHING could go wrong #monsterdon

Scanning barcodes in under 30 seconds!

High tech in the 80s!

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#monsterdon oh yea and I started early also malls from the 80s look depressing

Impressive sound effects!

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"If they're called protectors, what do they protect?"

They protect capital, just like real cops

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Yes, lasers! (That "just" cut through debris)

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These unfunny robot presentation hecklers are bumming me out

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What the hell is the mall stocking that demands this investment? #monsterdon

Beard guy is racist against robots #monsterdon

ETHNIC QUALITY?

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WELP, ROBORACISM RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

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I asked my wife if I could attach a taser to a robot and she said no.

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This feels strangely Canadian

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the end, what a great movie, folks, thanks for joining us #monsterdon

Oh thank god the movie's over!

Good night everyone!

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Don't taze me, bro!

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The robots are BULLETPROOF! #Monsterdon

Why is he limping? Did he hurt his knee? Is that why his jeans are ripped? I must know. #Monsterdon

Sounds like he was using a cap gun. #Monsterdon

So much for not showing the monster immediately.
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