#monsterdon I have to assume that our dutiful filmmaker will reveal the secret in due time, but we just watched all three _conspicuously track-equipped robots_ together in a single room, and now they are on three separate floors? How precisely are they managing the vertical navigation..?
(This makeout party in the furniture store is off-putting so I shall ignore it until it becomes mockable.)
@allanb I have no idea.
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall
"I *like* pepperoni"
I'm aroused by sausages, you see #monsterdon
Everyone who's ever worked in a mall had the same experience as me, right? When your shift was over, you couldn't wait to get out of there? #monsterdon
i didn't know this movie was british #outfitloisence
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Are we still in the mall?
#monsterdon two in a row just wow lol.
Looks like these things can be defeated with stairs #monsterdon
Love that the robots have all terrain tread for ..... the mall.
See, this is why I don't trust mattress/furniture stores/showrooms
Oh look at the robot buzzkill over there....
Just let those kids with bad hair and tight jeans have some fun
Bad hair....
Unauthorized sexual activity -- OK for now, continue patrol
Chopping Mall, more like Forever 21 Because That's How Old You Were When the Mall Robot Murdered You #monsterdon
An awesome party of 8 people listening to corpo pop in the house furnishings department of Sears
Ah man, I thought the party was about to get interesting with the robit, but NOPE
ugh
Is there a more 80s brand than Casio?
#monsterdon
Nice bots, they clean their mess after a kill
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon I will admit dying while looking at a porn mag was a lame why to die.
NGL, having a party in a furniture store is a good idea, especially if you didn't want that job anyway
Just like the coming election
@jeffron I would assume so until shown otherwise
It's amazing how goobers translate through the ages #monsterdon
What is this job? Sitting at a desk in a lab coat? #monsterdon
I should probably be paying attention to who these characters are huh
Hello, yes, this is Bob Newhart
Booooo Hoopla just died on us, we're going to plan B and seeing if we can pull up the movie on Amazon Prime!
Now THIS guy looks like a doctor. Glasses AND a lab coat. PhD city. #monsterdon
These actors make everything sound like a double entendre but I don't think it's intentional. They're just that bad. #Monsterdon
Teenage friend who looks like a mormon mother of 4, totally believable. #monsterdon #choppingmall
The blonde with the checker shirt is one of the mains in "Night of the Comet" one of my absolute faves of the era. If you haven't seen it you should check it out. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall
#monsterdon There's a reason why American psycho had the mulet plain business man trope as a representation of corporate, im just drawing the comparison because im getting nostalgia of the theme.
Malls had locker rooms?
ugh there are too many mouth sounds #monsterdon
The world was REALLY HORNY in the 1980s. #monsterdon
attention shoppers: get the fuck out
The Softcore Porn That Kills You Instantly
@Lazarou that's why I quit smoking & started vaping when I went into IT.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
#monsterdon "Fuck the fuchsia!"
Buddy,,,
She just left the screwdriver in the engine bay.
was that guy showing ass and being totally objectified? how liberated of them.
The lead male character in the furniture store scene is a seinfeld, see if he eats nothing but cereal
So much denim everywhere, it's too much...
@YsengrinWolf Not only that, he was Punished for Sex (looking at sexy lady) #Monsterdon
Fuck the fuscia? No. You don’t fuck the fuscia. The fuscia fucks you. #Monsterdon
@msh one wears glasses, one constantly chews gum #monsterdon
This mall is even more chaotic than the ones I worked at. An absolute circus!
Mall Security by Cyberdyne.
The three F's! The party is on!
Gum chewing guy is such a douche. #Monsterdon
He died the way he lived. Distracted by titties. 🪦
He is a real candidate for prickhood though
well, that was more than a sneaky robot, if you ask me
He looked at a tiddy, now he must die, them's the rules.
#monsterdon #ChoppingMall
I like how the centerfold was already cut through because apparently the robot couldn't do it reliably.
9:43, robot murder. this movie is amazing, A+++ #monsterdon
please tell me he’s gonna tape that poster to one of them and try and fuck it #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
has anyone tried encoding a malware in a bolt of lightning and if not why not #HackThePlanet #monsterdon
Robots hate a Hostile Work Environment
random nudity
those were the days when you could develop lung cancer on the job
"Absolutely foolproof" ALWAYS means bloodbath
oh gosh, i sure hope the lightning doesn't cause the robots to turn evil and run amok
I would like that cook to be able to afford clean clothing #Monsterdon
We have random flashing lights!
"Lightening and Robot Sentience: A Study"
If a horny nerd doesn't eat shit while watching some ladies in bikinis and heels, is it even an 80s movie?
This is very 80s
This is why I avoid malls! #monsterdon
Meanwhile at Crowdstrike Headquarters
there’s so much going on here so quickly that I can’t even keep up with shit posting #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall
2024 audience: killer cop robots, sure. makes sense. but people in a mall? that's just silly
I don't recall seeing anything like that in the mall
I really miss the flowy silver clothing we all wore to work in the '80s
weird old men hassling boys at the arcade, where's the robot police now?
Anyone who doesn't have an official bar code ID will be killed. It's foolproof
child covered in faeces at the Mall, this is America #monsterdon
This whole soundtrack was recorded on a single synthesizer.
nothing can go wrong in the CHOPPING MALL
cred for the long cold open though
was this made for TV originally? it feels kinda like it.
Ah, yes, absolutely nothing can go wrong with our.. (checks notes) bar-code scanner.
[fast forward 40 years to me trying to self-check-out at the grocery store.]
Ahahaha. Hahaha. Ha.
Oh shit! Security relies on scanning a barcode??!?
NOTHING could go wrong #monsterdon
#monsterdon oh yea and I started early also malls from the 80s look depressing
Impressive sound effects!
"If they're called protectors, what do they protect?"
They protect capital, just like real cops
These unfunny robot presentation hecklers are bumming me out
What the hell is the mall stocking that demands this investment? #monsterdon
Beard guy is racist against robots #monsterdon
ETHNIC QUALITY?
WELP, ROBORACISM RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
I asked my wife if I could attach a taser to a robot and she said no.
This feels strangely Canadian
the end, what a great movie, folks, thanks for joining us #monsterdon
Don't taze me, bro!
The robots are BULLETPROOF! #Monsterdon
Why is he limping? Did he hurt his knee? Is that why his jeans are ripped? I must know. #Monsterdon
Sounds like he was using a cap gun. #Monsterdon