They're looking at their friend horribly burning to death like I look at a losing lottery ticket. #monsterdon

Boobs and death in every scene and I think they just muted an f-bomb.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Full squat shooting position #monsterdon

Always love a molotov cocktail workshop! #monsterdon

holy fuckin shit they are going to run out of principles at this rate, does nobody have plot armor here??? #monsterdon

If you're locked inside a building, then Molotov cocktails are not a winning strategy. #monsterdon

So they just up and want to torture us
#monsterdon

"in hindsight maybe we should have grabbed some fire extinguishers to go with all this gasoline"

#Monsterdon

NFT of a Lady On Fire

#monsterdon

A person on fire must be the cheapest stunt of all, it is in every low budget movie

#Monsterdon

Is it bad that I've been rooting for the robots all along? #monsterdon #choppingmall

Screaming girl is definitely the most relatable, but also somehow the most obnoxious. perhaps we can use her as a distraction. #monsterdon

#monsterdon They should've called this the shooting mall instead.

Are those bots running DOS? #monsterdon

#monsterdon there's less chopping and more shooting, just saying.

I'm realizing that Stormtrooper-level accuracy is not merely when your aim is bad, it's when it's so bad that your targets know they don't even need to dodge

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai somebody watched Jaws

#Monsterdon

YOU CANNOT KILL A DALEK THAT EASILY

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I see this isn't her first firebombing. #Monsterdon

Molotov cocktails. Now unbreakable!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I don't think I've ever been in a mall in my life that had an auto parts store :octothink: #monsterdon

They really did not kill that robot very well, at best what they did was tip it over

#monsterdon

come on, robot! you can do it!

#monsterdon

Steel containers are not going to make for good molotovs

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Maybe they shouldn't have installed the CrowdStrike update into the robots. Just saying

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

ROBOT BLOOD

@sean@skj.social Nah, WD-40 is a penetrating oil. You want a lubricating oil for a killbot.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

:rhg_r: :rhg_o: :rhg_b: :rhg_o: :rhg_t: :rhg_b: :rhg_l: :rhg_o: :rhg_o: :rhg_d: #monsterdon

Robot blood, really? #Monsterdon

Honestly pretty accurate depiction of a panic attack, especially for the time

#monsterdon

Did that robot just park itself next to a Spirit Halloween store?

#monsterdon`

And now the kids are vandalizing and robbing. Overpolicing makes criminals of us all. #monsterdon

Propane and Propane accessories #monsterdon

I"m a clamp 'im, boss! #Monsterdon

Yeah, the robots are definitely playing the music

#monsterdon

well... that explosion went well... i guess.

#Monsterdon

"How are we gonna get in?"
"Don't worry I got the keys."
Heh. Good old brick.
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Oh, there's the M16, because of course there is.
Tactical sense of teenagers anyway: let's stand in the open and blaze away at the thing we saw explode our friend's head.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Is the justification for the human characters complaining about the air ducts being too hot and visibly sweating while toting those guns around (!?!) because we saw the HVAC cluster on the roof get hit by lightning? It's a bit of a stretch but I think it fits what we're seeing so far. Any alternate theories?

"You know how to shoot that?"
"Yeah! I saw Dirty Harry 24 times!"

LMAO

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon

The mall selling big guns?

Wonderful

They were loading .45-70 into a magazine, but now the magazine is in a AR15?
#monsterdon #choppingmall

@Lazarou

It should be obvious now why we need gun stores everywhere.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

This is reminding me of THE STUFF a little bit. It's not as smart, but the cheeky camp feels comparable.

#Monsterdon

Come on boys, let's see if we can save our acting careers #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ID card useless, of course. Really, these are pretty close to mall cops with ignoring ID and shooting without provocation.

#Monsterdon

i love a good vent crawl scene #monsterdon

you know, this movie predated die hard

#monsterdon

@Lazarou I love how you and I are always synced up perfectly. 😍

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Ah yes, air ducts, famously load bearing. #Monsterdon

"Thank you. Have a nice day."
#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon lol her running from the robot is so funny lmao.

Note for the record: killbots have better aim than Stormtroopers

#Monsterdon

Where are they, Battlemall Galactica? #Monsterdon

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Nice of the robots to color coordinate their lasers

Well, they cause more harm than good like real cops at least.

#monsterdon

y’all really buried the lede on the directed energy weapons you gave these robots #monsterdon

"We didn't let anything get stolen, but we destroyed everything."

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

#monsterdon I starting to see why the robots are on a rampages.

the hand drawn laser effects make me happy

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

I understand the fucking hands

But why would a mall robot have LAZERS

killer LAZERS

Set phasers to chum! #monsterdon

Imperial Stormtrooper Aiming there

#monsterdon

Lawnmower Man prequel #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

oo! points for blood spurts too. #monsterdon

#monsterdon kill me twice 🙄

this movie is the Male Gaze incarnate sometimes

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Oh, now you've done it. That phrase turns them into EVIL robots!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

dude, you deserve to die if only for your Gum Crimes. #monsterdon

The giant crab movie! It's a meta #Monsterdon 😂

That's enough boobs, thank you. #Monsterdon

Cigarette machines and pay phones. A bygone era.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

the douchebag is still chewing his gum

#Monsterdon

So far it has only killed generic annoying white guys. Maybe this movie's not so bad? #monsterdon

jesus what psi are those implants lady

#monsterdon #choppingmall

a real life cigarette vending machine?

#monsterdon

I see the Mall Bots are now also HR.

#monsterdon

My headcanon is the robot is playing all that music over its speakers. #monsterdon

i can't believe they electrocuted the drunk guy from gremlins!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Thank you, have a nice day.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

I'm not sure electricity works like that.

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Taunting robot police is as dangerous as taunting human police, the robots aren't as racist though.

#monsterdon

the wacky music means he's gonna get killed by a robot

#monsterdon

Mmm, bucket fulla melted frosty #monsterdon

Didn't we watch that crab monster film?

Oh hey it's that guy who was in every 80s movie, the Terminator blew him up and Gremlins tormented him!

#monsterdon

the #monsterdon within #monsterdon is attack of the crab monsters!!!!!!

that WAS attack of the crab monsters

a #Monsterdon movie within a #monsterdon movie

*robot looks at room full of people*

*does not ask for ID cards*

*robot's entire purpose is subverted*

#Monsterdon

OMG! It's #monsterdon inside #monsterdon !!!

wait he fixed you up because you screwed whose uncle what

#monsterdon #choppingmall

#monsterdon

The 80s must have been a lot more different than I imagined

If people having sex in the middle of a mall store with open windows is normal

They're watching #Monsterdon too!

And yet another #Monsterdon movie reference.

HOLY SHIT THERE ACTUALLY ARE ELECTRIC CRABS IN THIS MOVIE #monsterdon

Oh hey! They're watching Monsterdon!

#Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

just watching a movie while my friends casually fuck on a couch five feet behind me

as one does

#monsterdon

YAY CRAB MONSTERS!

#monsterdon #choppingmall

#monsterdon I have to assume that our dutiful filmmaker will reveal the secret in due time, but we just watched all three _conspicuously track-equipped robots_ together in a single room, and now they are on three separate floors? How precisely are they managing the vertical navigation..?

(This makeout party in the furniture store is off-putting so I shall ignore it until it becomes mockable.)

@allanb I have no idea.
#Monsterdon
#choppingmall