Oh Christ my back!!!
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A paint store in the mall?

I believe in the killer robots, but I don't believe that at all

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#Monsterdon Why does a robot with a band of sensors around its head need to keep turning its head from side to side?

This scene in the junk closet I think was just filmed in the Prop Room

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Chuck Cirino who did the music for this continues to compose film scores to this day. You may have seen some of his recent work on "CobraGator" or " A Doggone Adventure" or "Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl" #monsterdon

these robots are kind of like crab monsters *pinch pinch* #monsterdon

Say what now? #Monsterdon

They could probably revitalize malls if they offered after-hours killbot lasertag #monsterdon

someone listened to david carpenter score his own movies and thought "I can do that" and they were

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COCK STARTER KIT #Monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Nobody told me there were spiders in this movie, do NOT like #Monsterdon

“Laser malfunction”–is this Protector One, the clean cut one that they thought they shot to death? I’m having trouble keeping everybody straight. #monsterdon

PUPPIES!
NOOO! RUN PUPPIES!!!
. . .
Run for your lives snakes and spiders!
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poor spooder friends and snek fren :(

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Just knock over the deadly snakes and spiders

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Pet store! Target rich environment! Like confusing the terminator in the industrial plant.

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tactically hiding behind the dog food

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@Taweret they really put the Roland MT32 and Casio keyboards through their paces on this #Monsterdon

This is some music to jazzercise to #monsterdon

going to be saying LASER MALFUNCTION and THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY a lot at work tomorrow #Monsterdon

The central computer is probably a Trash-80 #monsterdon

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How did he know.where to shoot and that it would work to remove the lasers

what even is this music

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they can't go killing all the kids, c'mon!

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THREATENING PINCHING MOTIONS

@jonny Lightning is magic. Like wizards and magnets. #monsterdon

@jonny This is way too logical thinking for #Monsterdon but also I kind of want to see those movies

#Monsterdon I myself have often had the burning urge to shoot a Master Computer.

I like how the robots shout out they've been damaged, letting you know you're winning

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“I peeeench youuuuuu!”

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15 minutes left in the movie. I don't think i'm gonna get to see the beardo who said the middle robot had a "distinctly ethnic quality" get zapped. #monsterdon

100% disappointed that thing falling on her head wasn't a giant spider. Would have easily made the movie 10x better and set up a sequel.

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I kinda missed why they split up

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have we even figured out what turned the killbots into killbots? was it just the lightning? they seemed to be proactively murderous and cunning rather than just a malfunctioning badge sensor, so were they reverting to their military programming from the consumer patch that was installed on top of it? or maybe the killbots were a trojan horse from a rival mall and they were programmed to kill from the start. #monsterdon

My favorite part of working in a mall was the back corridors.
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House of Almonds was a real store!!!!! 😮

Here's one in Paso Robles, CA.

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Damn it now I want some almonds.
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The upside down uhaul box bothers me

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Is it weird that I can smell that hallway?

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Seriously? This is amazing levels of dumb. #monsterdon

The skinny robot arm posture they have while chasing protagonists is adorable #Monsterdon

The security bot's natural predator: the electric golfcart

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@allanb Let's Go To the Mall... Today!

(sorry not sorry)

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@brucetheknife @Lazarou as we all do

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These killbots caused far too much property damage. They'll be recalled for sure.

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we're running out of characters here

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#monsterdon Im curious to know how this ends lmao.

Aside from everything else, I would question the wisdom of having the robots announce their plan to the room every time they make a decision

Maybe fix that for v2

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@Lazarou yep. And it needs a tazer, laser beams and some explosives. #Monsterdon

i do love some hand drawn lightning effects

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he'll try to kill it with a forklift!

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#monsterdon The robots are kinda cute, kinda like BB8 from star wars. But evil.

Pretty frustrating that the robots control the escalators. I mean, they’ve got magic lasers, isn’t that enough? #monsterdon

if i was being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots, i don't think i would be able to fall asleep

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You know, I'm going to give the movie credit for that riff. 💯

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#Monsterdon Robot takes stairs, escalating the tension.

"It's alright, it's not you Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots." What an amazing line reading on that. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's okay, honey. With more practice you'll handle being chased around malls by killer robots like a pro.

"I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots."

Really? I was lead to believe this was a common 80's experience. Up there with Pac-man and Michael Jackson. #monsterdon

Turns out watching welding isn't all that interesting

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#Monsterdon We just need to get to the Master McGuffin!

"...dead meat, yesterday's news, a fish in a newspaper, taking a long walk off a short pier..."
"We get it Greg!"

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@chirpbirb Just like Star Trek! #monsterdon #choppingmall

These robots move at about 1 mph. They’re like metal zombies. And yet…

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Yeah, the writers also forgot. #monsterdon #choppingmall

Okay. I call bullshit on using the escalator with those treads. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

Cutting lasers, sure

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Dang, now I want a computer panel full of LED buttons that don't do anything but beep and blink.

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These guys never learn. The robots already showed they can work with explosives to get through locked doors. Maybe the writers also forgot. #monsterdon #choppingmall

I'm glad the robots like to keep things fresh and kill everyone in a different way.

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It is NOT worth a try. All they have to do is stay hidden overnight. That's it. Instead they run, loudly screaming through the mall. #monsterdon

lol the robots are so polite and musical #Monsterdon

Finally. Got em!
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@gnomon Maybe she's accounting for there being five of them 🤷

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I wanna go to the Earring Tree

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Railing kill

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"Computer, huh?"

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I do like how these guys modern equivalent don't have arms and can't write themselves when knocked over at the malls
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@Lazarou Seems appropriate

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Crowdstrike's new motto!

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Lot of New England accents here

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Let's hope they can't merge into Devastator #Monsterdon

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Of course the innocent girl is the gun girlie who didn't go to the stormtrooper school for gun handling.

Between the screams, zaps, and synths, might be the shrillest movie I've ever seen

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Math always takes my mind off of catastrophes

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Sorry, fellas, you brought projectile weapons to a magic laser fight. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Scream Queens With Gas Cans would make a great band name. 🔥

Dad’s a marine, so I inherited his shooting ability genetically I guess because that makes total sense, right? #Monsterdon

my dad's a marine

and he, like, telepathically sent his training to you

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And that was the end of the DeBartelo enterprise

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SOMEONE FINALLY ROLLED SOMETHING OTHER THAN A 1 ON THAT SHOT

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The person who AIMED actually hit the explosives. Funny how that works. #monsterdon #ChoppingMall

You want a job done right ya gotta get a lady to do it #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Im pretty sire they can just leave if they have keys or security codes or whatever lol.

These kids learned to aim from Star Wars.

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Ah, Debbie Harry #monsterdon

"Forget it man, it's no use!!"

[takes several more shots]

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Well that's gonna leave a mark.
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Why couldn't she get up?

And why did no one help her?

Like damn.

uh sneaking up from behind and knocking it over might have made some seense

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