She has space madness. But we are going to go ahead and land on the dark side of the moon, fuck it right? What, no I don't have space madness
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Okay this lady is being super suspicious and no one should listen to her.

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#Monsterdon ok i'm getting suspicious that all women[1] are secretly part of a conspiracy *narrows eyes*

[1] there's only one, so: accurate

Don't worry, you just have a touch of space madness. Pretty common. What can you do uh?
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Where's the gratuitous smoking? I though all the astronauts would smoke in the future. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kippers are little fish.

"...that's no moon"
"What? Yes it is. It's literally the Moon."

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#Monsterdon space madness? shit were we supposed to get shots for that

Interior is a Quonset hut on its side #Monsterdon

Aw dang, he survived :/ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it’s a small ship, but big enough for a kettle drum. Sneaky bastard is wearing white camo. Can’t see him. But you can hear him.

"EVERY MAN A TIGER" is a cat-woman threat #monsterdon

and our hero is dead?

alas, no

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Every man a tiger indeed #monsterdon

What was the hazmat suit for if he just faints after a few minutes in the dangerous area? #monsterdon

He gyro-controlled it! #Monsterdon

Guess who got to work with nitric acid this week (and therefor has *thoughts* about how feasible this is)?

(And probably next week. Because chemistry is annoying and not working.)

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Actually, why do they have suits that can't deal with fuel leaks?

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Man, Captain Smiley McSmileyface is sure happy that the fire is out

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It went from For Her Pleasure to Missile Warhead.

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@wohali the three genders #Monsterdon

NORMAL DANGER
GYRO-CONTROL

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GYRO-CONTROL

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@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Always ready for a new adventure. Good for you! 🤣

@sealawyer I guess they sort of do, they often launch with the astronauts lying down

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The suit. It does nothing!

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Lockers. Desk chairs. What an improvised rocket interior #Monsterdon

The interior of the rocket looks like a shed went into space.
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Wait, the rocket exterior changed completely WTF?

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I think flooding the bridge with nitric acid fumes might be a bad ifes.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Lazarou "I have been, and always will be, a hack."

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@allanb Probably their pants are too high. #Monsterdon

"Moon Rocket 4"

NASA has certainly upped the code name game

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KIP! NO! THE NITRIC ACID! #monsterdon

we just casually stacked some lockers on one side of the spaceship

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Is it just me or does that rocket look ... pleasurable?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"Check it out, fellas, a DAME. Awooga"
— at least half the men on this spaceship who definitely knew a woman was with them when they left Earth

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This highly trained cruise sounds like a bunch of randos they rounded up off the street

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Wristwatches have not advanced from 1953 even though it is the future.

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Their rolling office chairs can’t be helpful in a quick stop. Although the whole rocket is rotating and they don’t seem to have any difficulty.
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"Our rear section" is the "negative cleavage" of this film #monsterdon

I guess it will come in handy for the “something” embedded on the rear section #monsterdon

“Something’s embedded in our rear section” after this talk about lubrication…. Right… #Monsterdon

Something's embedded in your rear section? :thonking: #Monsterdon

@ottaross Oh fuck, Those are office chairs?!

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#CatWomenOfTheMoon

It White Sands (Alamogordo) Air Force Base in New Mexico. That's where they use to do the fun stuff! #monsterdon

#monsterdon oooooooh something's embedded in your rear section? Classic Saturday night

I really want to play Asteroid now, is that weird #monsterdon

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Hit by a meteor! Need centrifugal force to dislodge it! The spin is suuuuuperrrr sllloooowwww not sure that's gonna work

@Taweret that's not an alarm, that's a crying puppy (he's crying because there's a space emergency)

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I don't think seatbelts on wheely chairs is really going to help much in this situation.

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Belt in to your office chairs on wheels!

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#Cat-WomenOfTheMoon

Seat belts? Even Star Trek didn't have those.

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Dance music begins ...

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Something's embedded in our rear section! .... flyboys! #Monsterdon

SOMETHING'S EMBEDDED IN OUR REAR SECTION

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

This space live stream sponsored by an oil company! #monsterdon

did he just get a sponsorship deal on his space mission! dude's a f-ing youtuber. (-_-) #monsterdon

Lol, product placement on a mission to the moon

truly, there is nothing new under the sun

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I wonder if this will pass the Bechdal test (I mean it could (because of the cat women (wait, do cat women count for the Bechdal test (bing: Do cat women count in Bechdal test)))
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That's a spacious cockpit.

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Lubrication, sands? #monsterdon

I suppose, this movie predates all the moon missions.

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Walt sure knows his lubrication. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon oil company product placement

Oil company advertising o_O

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"Could we have a word from the crew?"

"No."

Now fuck off! #Monsterdon

"I have the strangest feeling that all of this has happened before" It would be hilarious if Missile to the Moon played before this and that was a callout. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#monsterdon ah sexism, the one woman is in space and she's brushing her hair the second she's up OBVS

The women don't have to be tigers?

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@paco oh hell yes this is going to be a good movie

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I'm loving the corrugated sheet fencing as the hull of the ship.

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@allanb also the breasts boobily in the costume design lol #Monsterdon

I *guess* I won't count the spaceship gravity as improbable physics just yet because the exterior "view" showed them as under thrust. They're on thin ice tho #monsterdon

Ok, the misogy come really early on this flix.
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Umm, DANCE DIRECTOR? #monsterdon

She's got to put on her makeup of course

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Snort - your standard 1950s steel office desk on the bridge of your moon rocket.

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@SordidAmok This is promising!

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Nope. Right to brushing her hair. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

if the previous movie we watched in this exact set is any guide, everyone's about to get fucking space married #monsterdon

Bunk bed control room chairs? There's this much space but you gotta double up?

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... i did not take into account having to read mastodon and typing posts while wearing 3D glasses 😵‍💫

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Rolling office chairs in a spaceship! #Monsterdon

lmao just fuckin kicks the console trying to get up #monsterdon

@Lazarou nevermind what the boys are wearing! #Monsterdon

Don't all head for the phone at the same time. #monsterdon

"White sands, get off our backs, we're trying to get a nap on the hammocks"

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PROJECT MOONBASE, the stupid fucking sexist one! #Monsterdon

CODE 63! CODE 63!
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sheet metal and lawn furniture from Lowe's

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This space travel seems surprisingly spacious and comfortable. #monsterdon

They seem to be having a great time.

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Is that rocket made of the same corrugated panels they make sheds from?

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Space flight is notoriously sweat-and pain inducing

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#monsterdon yaaas pierce that barrier

This is very Twilight Zone #Monsterdon