For somebody in league with the Moon she sure doesn't like the Moon Spiders. Is there a history?

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SUDDENLY, GIANT SPIDERS.

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I see these scientists are the predecessors to the ones on Prometheus. Just pop off the helmet and start licking things, gentlemen, this will end well. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, moon spiders, the natural enemy of cat-women

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Why do you guys keep trying to punch the moon tarantulas? Lead with the gun, dummies!

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#Monsterdon "

this is America, so GUNS. "

"WE'RE ON THE MOON, KIP."

"Guns.."

Oh, that spider is FANTASTIC.

You can see the strings and everything.

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awww cute space spider!

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Moon spiders, of course

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I fucking love that spider

he's mine now

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Fishbowl vs pressure cooker helmet. Thoughts? #Monsterdon

Return of the Danger Trombones

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@rallias @Princejvstin If there were an atmosphere their telescopes would see it when a star passed behind the moon #monsterdon

Walking in late and stumbling over "the atmosphere is safe to breath" trope #monsterdon

Starting to feel like whatever these guys are going to get, they are going to deserve it.

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Okay now I give the idiots in PROMETHEUS some more slack #monsterdon

they really could have done radio communication. could not have been that expensive dubbing it through some equipment #Monsterdon

it's hard to walk, which means there's atmosphere, which means there's gravity #science

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#Monsterdon the fuck you say, kip?

yeah just rip those helmets off. I'm sure its fine

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@allanb Maybe they're ALL brain-washed. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

yes atmosphere makes it hard to wa..... okay _what_

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@brooke The book is 101 Space Jokes #Monsterdon

even the moon has stalagmites

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"Exactly as I dreamed it. Or did I. Maybe this is the dream."

This is the kind of shitposting I aspire to

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#Monsterdon i can't imagine this is by the book

"Dark" can also mean "unmapped". That's usually what's meant by 'dark side of the moon'. (Even though it was mapped in the 1960s)

I guess this movie decided to use the other definition. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Someone dropped some #Monsterdon trivia earlier about how the score was composed by someone whose done scores for lots of famous movies (typo in the credits misspells his name as Elmer Bernstien)

Helen: Come on in, the cave's great!

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@moira
Ah, so astronaut cigarettes prototyped by the US Air Force. Each costs $46523.
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@cbleslie

"Hey, what are these leathery eggs?"

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#Monsterdon Meteorite! No! It left no trace! Now that’s some amazing matte painting right there. Resists meteorites.

"what are you driving at?"
he has no idea, he hasn't read the script either. #monsterdon

She's a witch-- NO, wait, I mean cat! #Monsterdon

cigarettes + spacesuits, what a combo

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#Monsterdon Speak up for the deaf grannies on the bright side of the moon! The ADR is just a touch off.

Cigarettes burn in vacuum. At least on the Moon. At least in this movie.

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#Monsterdon ... Do the cigs have their own oxygen?

That's

uh

That's DEFINITELY not how that works. #Monsterdon

Good thing they brought along plenty of gravity! #monsterdon

I wonder what the difference is between the fishbowl spacesuits and the suppository spacesuits.

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You see, the weightlessness of space causes the uterus to wander inside the body, it's called astrohysteria

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LOOK OUT! #monsterdon

The Moon...matte painting heaven #monsterdon

The meteorite sounded like a firework and also vanished after it passed over them #monsterdon

More like Cateorite
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#monsterdon ah, the 1950's when all science was cigarette based

God damn it Kip, always a side hustle. #monsterdon

okay that was great

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#monsterdon I appreciate the flute solo there. That was fuckin nice

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I appreciate the knee, elbow and neck tubule stacks on these fancy space suits

I wonder if the director specifically told her to yell all her lines in that goofy helmet. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Nice that they installed a stair lift on the rocket, thinking of astronauts with mobility issues #monsterdon

The moon backdrop is so bad it could be Starfield
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are they sure there aren't nazis around the dark side of the moon #Monsterdon

The effervescent piccolo of walking on the moon for the first time. #Monsterdon

"These matte paintings are amazing!"

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milling around on the moon!

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I hope we get some cat women soon
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So the astronauts DO have cigarettes! But they only bring them out at the most useless time? #monsterdon

#monsterdon holy shit they need to make aquariums shaped like these space helmets

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The Moon matte painting is not so bad. Actually based on some real features, anyway.

Oh no. The woman navigator *Knows Things*.

She's going to actually be one of the aliens, isn't she?

Nearly caught up.

....really foggy spacesuits as well, misting up like a small car on a dogging layby

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They've got totally different styles of helmet!

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#monsterdon Love the comedic descent

Her voice just turned into breaking glass
to get through the helmet

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eeeeeeverything has to be a con with these guys

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I am very sincerely digging the shots of the moon

Awesome space suits.

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"I don't know how I know, but I just know." -said the woman in every sci-fi/horror flick.

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#Monsterdon chekov cigarettes

#Monsterdon Someone should check Helen for tracking kitty litter all over the ship.

the woman navigating by pure intuition and all the men are like "yup sounds good" because this is the 50's and that's the only known mode of women knowing things #monsterdon

Kinda disappointed Kip didn't die a horrible radiation death, feel cheated....

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“space madness” = “Space hysteria” = “space misogyny” #Monsterdon

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"Buckle up your rolling office chairs we're coming in for a landing!"

They have seat belts in the ROLLING DESK CHAIRS

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She has space madness. But we are going to go ahead and land on the dark side of the moon, fuck it right? What, no I don't have space madness
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Okay this lady is being super suspicious and no one should listen to her.

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#Monsterdon ok i'm getting suspicious that all women[1] are secretly part of a conspiracy *narrows eyes*

[1] there's only one, so: accurate

Don't worry, you just have a touch of space madness. Pretty common. What can you do uh?
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Where's the gratuitous smoking? I though all the astronauts would smoke in the future. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kippers are little fish.

"...that's no moon"
"What? Yes it is. It's literally the Moon."

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#Monsterdon space madness? shit were we supposed to get shots for that

Interior is a Quonset hut on its side #Monsterdon

Aw dang, he survived :/ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it’s a small ship, but big enough for a kettle drum. Sneaky bastard is wearing white camo. Can’t see him. But you can hear him.

"EVERY MAN A TIGER" is a cat-woman threat #monsterdon

and our hero is dead?

alas, no

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Every man a tiger indeed #monsterdon

What was the hazmat suit for if he just faints after a few minutes in the dangerous area? #monsterdon

He gyro-controlled it! #Monsterdon

Guess who got to work with nitric acid this week (and therefor has *thoughts* about how feasible this is)?

(And probably next week. Because chemistry is annoying and not working.)

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Actually, why do they have suits that can't deal with fuel leaks?

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Man, Captain Smiley McSmileyface is sure happy that the fire is out

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It went from For Her Pleasure to Missile Warhead.

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@wohali the three genders #Monsterdon

NORMAL DANGER
GYRO-CONTROL

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