Just because this guy's paranoia is probably correct shouldn't be seen as a general endorsement of paranoia. #Monsterdon

"It took some sort of intelligence to steal those spacesuits" I mean, the spiders could of dragged them off. #monsterdon

So the moon has oxigen, moisture, spiders and cat ladies. This is why we should go back! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love vaguely Buddhist imagery on the moon

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Pretty sure those guys were operating that spider, not killing it

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I'm still trying to find the exact dialogue from where this movie was referenced in Futurama's The Butterjunk Effect episode. It's my homework.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

They're in the Bowels of the Moon. Good thing that have that lubrication sponsorship

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or the spider took the space suits...

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"The bowels of the moon", a poetic term to rival "Sea of Tranquility"

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Huh. That's quite an amalgam of architectural styles y'all got going there, Catwomen.

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Spaaaaace Maaaadness foreshadowing?
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bowels of the moon! #monsterdon

Moon clouds!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"You're listening to Kip, he's just afraid!"

"I don't think Kip is afraid of anything, Helen."

OH WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY KIP THEN

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We're fighting an unknown unseen enemy who subdued one of our number when he was alone -- so everyone split up immediately to make us all more vulnerable! #monsterdon

“Stop screaming we killed the puppet” #monsterdon

From the Wiki:
The New York Times wrote: "They (the Cat-women) try to get their hands on the visitors' rocket ship, hoping to come down here and hypnotize us all. Considering the delegation that went up, it's hard to imagine why".
lol
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yes yes yes yes yes we have cat-woman contact.

So helen is not a known cat-woman, she has just been unknowingly channeling cat-woman intuition since they were far out in space. so therefore we would assume all women are cat women in space #monsterdon

it’s very dark on the dark side of the moon #Monsterdon

Yeah good idea, leave her alone again. That went so well last time, after all. #Monsterdon

@Taweret they carry a harpoon!

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lol, they all abandon Helen in the cave.....

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my cats eat spiders. do the cat women eat the moon spiders?

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Maybe it's vodka, that looks like water #monsterdon

Getting a late start on posting for this one, but I've been watching most of the way through, still in sync.

This is something, alright. There is no possible way this doesn't end abruptly, considering how the first half has meandered.

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Yes! Giant spiders!

See life on moon. Kill immediately. Effing colonizers.

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For somebody in league with the Moon she sure doesn't like the Moon Spiders. Is there a history?

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I see these scientists are the predecessors to the ones on Prometheus. Just pop off the helmet and start licking things, gentlemen, this will end well. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, moon spiders, the natural enemy of cat-women

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Why do you guys keep trying to punch the moon tarantulas? Lead with the gun, dummies!

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#Monsterdon "

this is America, so GUNS. "

"WE'RE ON THE MOON, KIP."

"Guns.."

Oh, that spider is FANTASTIC.

You can see the strings and everything.

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awww cute space spider!

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Moon spiders, of course

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I fucking love that spider

he's mine now

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Fishbowl vs pressure cooker helmet. Thoughts? #Monsterdon

Return of the Danger Trombones

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@rallias @Princejvstin If there were an atmosphere their telescopes would see it when a star passed behind the moon #monsterdon

Walking in late and stumbling over "the atmosphere is safe to breath" trope #monsterdon

Starting to feel like whatever these guys are going to get, they are going to deserve it.

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Okay now I give the idiots in PROMETHEUS some more slack #monsterdon

they really could have done radio communication. could not have been that expensive dubbing it through some equipment #Monsterdon

it's hard to walk, which means there's atmosphere, which means there's gravity #science

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#Monsterdon the fuck you say, kip?

yeah just rip those helmets off. I'm sure its fine

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@allanb Maybe they're ALL brain-washed. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

yes atmosphere makes it hard to wa..... okay _what_

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@brooke The book is 101 Space Jokes #Monsterdon

even the moon has stalagmites

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#Monsterdon i can't imagine this is by the book

"Dark" can also mean "unmapped". That's usually what's meant by 'dark side of the moon'. (Even though it was mapped in the 1960s)

I guess this movie decided to use the other definition. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Someone dropped some #Monsterdon trivia earlier about how the score was composed by someone whose done scores for lots of famous movies (typo in the credits misspells his name as Elmer Bernstien)

@moira
Ah, so astronaut cigarettes prototyped by the US Air Force. Each costs $46523.
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@cbleslie

"Hey, what are these leathery eggs?"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Meteorite! No! It left no trace! Now that’s some amazing matte painting right there. Resists meteorites.

"what are you driving at?"
he has no idea, he hasn't read the script either. #monsterdon

She's a witch-- NO, wait, I mean cat! #Monsterdon

cigarettes + spacesuits, what a combo

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#Monsterdon Speak up for the deaf grannies on the bright side of the moon! The ADR is just a touch off.

Cigarettes burn in vacuum. At least on the Moon. At least in this movie.

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#Monsterdon ... Do the cigs have their own oxygen?

That's

uh

That's DEFINITELY not how that works. #Monsterdon

Good thing they brought along plenty of gravity! #monsterdon

I wonder what the difference is between the fishbowl spacesuits and the suppository spacesuits.

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LOOK OUT! #monsterdon

The Moon...matte painting heaven #monsterdon

The meteorite sounded like a firework and also vanished after it passed over them #monsterdon

More like Cateorite
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God damn it Kip, always a side hustle. #monsterdon

okay that was great

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#monsterdon I appreciate the flute solo there. That was fuckin nice

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I appreciate the knee, elbow and neck tubule stacks on these fancy space suits

I wonder if the director specifically told her to yell all her lines in that goofy helmet. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Nice that they installed a stair lift on the rocket, thinking of astronauts with mobility issues #monsterdon

The moon backdrop is so bad it could be Starfield
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are they sure there aren't nazis around the dark side of the moon #Monsterdon

The effervescent piccolo of walking on the moon for the first time. #Monsterdon

"These matte paintings are amazing!"

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milling around on the moon!

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I hope we get some cat women soon
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So the astronauts DO have cigarettes! But they only bring them out at the most useless time? #monsterdon

#monsterdon holy shit they need to make aquariums shaped like these space helmets

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The Moon matte painting is not so bad. Actually based on some real features, anyway.

Oh no. The woman navigator *Knows Things*.

She's going to actually be one of the aliens, isn't she?

Nearly caught up.

....really foggy spacesuits as well, misting up like a small car on a dogging layby

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They've got totally different styles of helmet!

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#monsterdon Love the comedic descent

Her voice just turned into breaking glass
to get through the helmet

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I am very sincerely digging the shots of the moon

eeeeeeverything has to be a con with these guys

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Awesome space suits.

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"I don't know how I know, but I just know." -said the woman in every sci-fi/horror flick.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon chekov cigarettes

#Monsterdon Someone should check Helen for tracking kitty litter all over the ship.

the woman navigating by pure intuition and all the men are like "yup sounds good" because this is the 50's and that's the only known mode of women knowing things #monsterdon

Kinda disappointed Kip didn't die a horrible radiation death, feel cheated....

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“space madness” = “Space hysteria” = “space misogyny” #Monsterdon

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"Buckle up your rolling office chairs we're coming in for a landing!"