Beware cat women bearing a tray of pipis #Monsterdon

C'mon Kip, mom doesn't like you sit like that.
#monsterdon

Oh yeah, they're REAL lucky they got to meet 1950s men. That's a real TREAT >_> #Monsterdon

"What is this custom you call kissing?" #monsterdon

and immediately fall for the cat women. #monsterdon

Kip sitting heterosexually

#Monsterdon

WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF YOUR SPACE SUITS!?
You MFers are as dumb as the "scientists" in Prometheus.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

"...where did they get all these tasty balls?"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"May we serve you Earth men." Yes, please, just put them on the bench here. #Monsterdon

Damn. I wanna join the Sisterhood of the Moon.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Taweret especially if it crunches like potato chips

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40 minutes in and they finally introduce the crew #monsterdon

"Most important of all, here is food."

*can opener sounds*

#monsterdon

@allanb and martinized #monsterdon

"I don't know all of their names yet, but this is Alpha, Beta, and Lambda."

I feel like we could guess the other names.

#Monsterdon

Which one is "food"?

#monsterdon

TIME OUT, the engineer's name is WALT WALTERS? #Monsterdon

Did NASA teach them to stand in height order? #monsterdon

Why wouldn't every Woman snitch on Earth Patriarchy the moment they landed on the Moon Fempire?

#monsterdon

In the future, all restaurants will be Taco Bell and all music will be music box based.

#monsterdon

@Lazarou To Serve Mankind

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

@Taweret i am choosing to believe it is diegetic and this is just how the cat woman temple always is #monsterdon

Blinking out! Yes! #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai It wouldn't be the 50's without cigarettes and guns

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "but you said you had no control over men?" "show us their weak points; we will take care of the rest"

"...show us their weak points"
"Oh, I know where a good one is."

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

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Yes! Kill the men! Kill them all!

Watching these random #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon posts 😸

OOOOOOOOO I LOVE THE LESBIAN CATGIRLS #Monsterdon

"Show us their weak points."

"Well Kip over there is already weakened by nitric acid fumes..."

#monsterdon

Ugh

I'm starting a mental countdown to the "What is this thing you call... Love?" event which is clearly coming. #Monsterdon

How is it possible that the cat ladies are pack fighters?

#monsterdon

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"but why me...Alpha?"

(meowlpha!)

ah, exposition
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WTF, I want fun catwomen, not ones that talk about history and genocide

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#Monsterdon I love 1950’s Ladysplaining. The men are super grumpy and abrasive. Mmmm. Boomers.

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The cat-women of the moon are also all about the Greek Alphabet

Cigarette ash on the surface of the moon? More likely than you think.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

"Our ancestors made one fatal error, Helen.... they forgot the CAT LITTER!!"

#monsterdon

#CatWomenOfTheMoon are tiny for having lived their lives on a 1/6th gravity planet for so long. Interesting choice.

#Monsterdon

"We have no use for MEN."

Well, that line speaks for itself. :D

#Monsterdon

"WE HAVE NO USE FOR MEN"

Understandable.

#monsterdon

lesbians

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This is my second, Fluffikins, and my third, Rum Tum Tugger. #Monsterdon

@sealawyer "learning"

"science"

#Monsterdon

hey, I think the bechdel test has passed!

#monsterdon

Gabba gabba one of us! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

The fun thing about really old movies is that at 1.25 speed they seem perfectly normal. People in the 50s spoke really slowly. Or I'm just too used to fast speak growing up in Jersey.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

This was comically bad. #monsterdon

I'll see your Catwomen, and raise you an Animala #Monsterdon

"It has been a long journey, Helen. Welcome to the moon."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Alien Feminists! I KNEW it!

"They were after this gun. "

Except I've fired six shots without reloading, so don't worry about it #Monsterdon

...did they set the ashes on fire?

#monsterdon

What nonsense is this, the 1950s had the WORST catgirls

#monsterdon

Typical Earth men, already snatch a Moon Lady for their wicked ends.

It's Columbus all over again.

#monsterdon

where's your precious science now, professor?

#monsterdon

Cat behavior confirmed, with the randomly pouncing on people

#Monsterdon

These women on the moon are frisky

#monsterdon

Nice matte paintings and sets, anyway.

#monsterdon

what the fuck is #monsterdon

I mean these guys are genuine idiots, I'd probably just watch as they get attacked too

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Such as small woman, tackling such a large tough guy

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"It's burning! That means oxygen!"

You literally set a cigarette on fire just a minute ago.

Did they write this in one draft?

#monsterdon

I'm disappointed the cat-women aren't more cat-like. #Monsterdon

The fight scenes in this are going to be immense, aren't they?

#monsterdon

"THESE SHOES ARE HEAVY."
"GIMME A CIGARETTE."
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Just because this guy's paranoia is probably correct shouldn't be seen as a general endorsement of paranoia. #Monsterdon

"It took some sort of intelligence to steal those spacesuits" I mean, the spiders could of dragged them off. #monsterdon

"...look, it's ready for lighting!"
"I think that's cat litter, Stan."

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

So the moon has oxigen, moisture, spiders and cat ladies. This is why we should go back! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love vaguely Buddhist imagery on the moon

"Oh yeah, there's a palace on the Moon now.....whatevers...."

Starts setting fire to things in the Moon Palace for warmth

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Pretty sure those guys were operating that spider, not killing it

#Monsterdon

I'm still trying to find the exact dialogue from where this movie was referenced in Futurama's The Butterjunk Effect episode. It's my homework.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

They're in the Bowels of the Moon. Good thing that have that lubrication sponsorship

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon No way was I trying to karate chop a giant spider on the moon. Them MFers in the 50s were just built different. 🫡

#CatWomenOfTheMoon

or the spider took the space suits...

#monsterdon

"The bowels of the moon", a poetic term to rival "Sea of Tranquility"

#Monsterdon

Huh. That's quite an amalgam of architectural styles y'all got going there, Catwomen.

#Monsterdon

Spaaaaace Maaaadness foreshadowing?
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bowels of the moon! #monsterdon

Moon clouds!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"You're listening to Kip, he's just afraid!"

"I don't think Kip is afraid of anything, Helen."

OH WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY KIP THEN

#Monsterdon

We're fighting an unknown unseen enemy who subdued one of our number when he was alone -- so everyone split up immediately to make us all more vulnerable! #monsterdon

“Stop screaming we killed the puppet” #monsterdon

Helen screams a lot #Monsterdon

From the Wiki:
The New York Times wrote: "They (the Cat-women) try to get their hands on the visitors' rocket ship, hoping to come down here and hypnotize us all. Considering the delegation that went up, it's hard to imagine why".
lol
#monsterdon

yes yes yes yes yes we have cat-woman contact.

So helen is not a known cat-woman, she has just been unknowingly channeling cat-woman intuition since they were far out in space. so therefore we would assume all women are cat women in space #monsterdon

it’s very dark on the dark side of the moon #Monsterdon

@Taweret they carry a harpoon!

#monsterdon

Yeah good idea, leave her alone again. That went so well last time, after all. #Monsterdon

lol, they all abandon Helen in the cave.....

#monsterdon

my cats eat spiders. do the cat women eat the moon spiders?

#monsterdon

Maybe it's vodka, that looks like water #monsterdon

Getting a late start on posting for this one, but I've been watching most of the way through, still in sync.

This is something, alright. There is no possible way this doesn't end abruptly, considering how the first half has meandered.

#Monsterdon

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Yes! Giant spiders!

See life on moon. Kill immediately. Effing colonizers.

#Monsterdon