Oh, right, dance

#monsterdon

"I like em stupid" how nice, you two have something in common #monsterdon

woohoo the dance number IN 3-D #monsterdon

These spacesuits look so cozy.

#monsterdon

Eat Walt, display what you Earthers are capable of

#monsterdon

WALT

TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING

🖕

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@floatybirb I'm rooting for the spiders to take bloody revenge #monsterdon

"Boys will be boys." 1950s thinking right there.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Taweret Krusty disagrees; he is wrong.

#monsterdon

tbh i'm mostly watching the feed at this point, and i'm pretty sure i'm not missing a damned thing. #monsterdon

"I'm not even hurting you with *that much*"

:rant:

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

So what makes them cat women?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Take your big hands off me

(2 seconds later )

Don't let go Kip!

That's the 1950s.,..
#monsterdon

@srol I feel like if anything were happening in this movie I'd be more concerned about that

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kip hears a music box. Then mistakes his gun for his toggle-prong. It’s a toggle-prong fest and getting more prongy as we go.

wait so is pain how to break the cat-woman spell and let her think clearly? or is it being held by a man? or is it being horny? what is the basis of the cat woman power #monsterdon

"Private office" what my parents called the bathroom when I was a kid.

#Monsterdon

Praying for more fluffy spiders to come eat these dudes #monsterdon

His name is Walt Walters?! What unimaginative parents #Monsterdon

walt walters mcwalterson! #monsterdon

From bad names (Alpha, Beta, Gamma) to Walt Walters!

Someone really has no friends.

#monsterdon

what the fuck does it mean that the cat-women have coke, like has coca cola company already set up distribution to the moon or do the cat women regularly go to the earth and basically have a parallel society? #monsterdon

Space Buddha?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I hate to be "that guy" but I feel the need to point out that there are only 15 minutes left in the movie. #Monsterdon

walt's drunk

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

If you take me on your rocketship, I'll show you my cave.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more

#Monsterdon

so they've been here like half an hour and they've already told the cat ladies about coke. in case you doubted whether they were americans. #monsterdon

Have a coke and a smile, Cat woman #monsterdon

Geez, earth dudes are easy.

#Monsterdon

"You take me aboard your rocketship, I'll show you the cave of gold"

I get it

#Monsterdon

that's one hell of a widow's peak

#monsterdon

space suuuuuuuuuits

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Oh hooray, 3 more ads.

Now 6 minutes behind.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@apLundell I'm disappointed they aren't more Julie Newmar-like #monsterdon

"We call these things slave bracelets."

Then he puts it on. Good, now you have an excuse to mistreat him. What a slimeball!

#monsterdon

Oh shit. Nosferatu is here. And he's got a manbun.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

This is the most awkward First Contact situation ever. #Monsterdon

If I cringed any harder about this menfolk business I would become a small black hole and all of socal might have cause to regret my watching this movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "most important of all, here is food" now you're talking my language

Beware cat women bearing a tray of pipis #Monsterdon

C'mon Kip, mom doesn't like you sit like that.
#monsterdon

Oh yeah, they're REAL lucky they got to meet 1950s men. That's a real TREAT >_> #Monsterdon

"What is this custom you call kissing?" #monsterdon

and immediately fall for the cat women. #monsterdon

WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF YOUR SPACE SUITS!?
You MFers are as dumb as the "scientists" in Prometheus.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

"...where did they get all these tasty balls?"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"May we serve you Earth men." Yes, please, just put them on the bench here. #Monsterdon

@Taweret especially if it crunches like potato chips

#monsterdon

40 minutes in and they finally introduce the crew #monsterdon

"Most important of all, here is food."

*can opener sounds*

#monsterdon

@allanb and martinized #monsterdon

"I don't know all of their names yet, but this is Alpha, Beta, and Lambda."

I feel like we could guess the other names.

#Monsterdon

Which one is "food"?

#monsterdon

TIME OUT, the engineer's name is WALT WALTERS? #Monsterdon

Did NASA teach them to stand in height order? #monsterdon

In the future, all restaurants will be Taco Bell and all music will be music box based.

#monsterdon

@Lazarou To Serve Mankind

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

@Taweret i am choosing to believe it is diegetic and this is just how the cat woman temple always is #monsterdon

Blinking out! Yes! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "but you said you had no control over men?" "show us their weak points; we will take care of the rest"

"...show us their weak points"
"Oh, I know where a good one is."

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#monsterdon

Yes! Kill the men! Kill them all!

Watching these random #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon posts 😸

OOOOOOOOO I LOVE THE LESBIAN CATGIRLS #Monsterdon

Ugh

I'm starting a mental countdown to the "What is this thing you call... Love?" event which is clearly coming. #Monsterdon

"Show us their weak points."

"Well Kip over there is already weakened by nitric acid fumes..."

#monsterdon

How is it possible that the cat ladies are pack fighters?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

"but why me...Alpha?"

(meowlpha!)

ah, exposition
#monsterdon

WTF, I want fun catwomen, not ones that talk about history and genocide

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I love 1950’s Ladysplaining. The men are super grumpy and abrasive. Mmmm. Boomers.

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

The cat-women of the moon are also all about the Greek Alphabet

Cigarette ash on the surface of the moon? More likely than you think.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

"Our ancestors made one fatal error, Helen.... they forgot the CAT LITTER!!"

#monsterdon

#CatWomenOfTheMoon are tiny for having lived their lives on a 1/6th gravity planet for so long. Interesting choice.

#Monsterdon

"We have no use for MEN."

Well, that line speaks for itself. :D

#Monsterdon

"WE HAVE NO USE FOR MEN"

Understandable.

#monsterdon

lesbians

#monsterdon

This is my second, Fluffikins, and my third, Rum Tum Tugger. #Monsterdon

@sealawyer "learning"

"science"

#Monsterdon

hey, I think the bechdel test has passed!

#monsterdon

Gabba gabba one of us! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

The fun thing about really old movies is that at 1.25 speed they seem perfectly normal. People in the 50s spoke really slowly. Or I'm just too used to fast speak growing up in Jersey.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

This was comically bad. #monsterdon

I'll see your Catwomen, and raise you an Animala #Monsterdon

"It has been a long journey, Helen. Welcome to the moon."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Alien Feminists! I KNEW it!

"They were after this gun. "

Except I've fired six shots without reloading, so don't worry about it #Monsterdon

...did they set the ashes on fire?

#monsterdon

What nonsense is this, the 1950s had the WORST catgirls

#monsterdon

Typical Earth men, already snatch a Moon Lady for their wicked ends.

It's Columbus all over again.

#monsterdon

where's your precious science now, professor?

#monsterdon

These women on the moon are frisky

#monsterdon

Nice matte paintings and sets, anyway.

#monsterdon

what the fuck is #monsterdon

I mean these guys are genuine idiots, I'd probably just watch as they get attacked too

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

I'm disappointed the cat-women aren't more cat-like. #Monsterdon

The fight scenes in this are going to be immense, aren't they?

#monsterdon

"THESE SHOES ARE HEAVY."
"GIMME A CIGARETTE."
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon