"if you really loved me, you'd tell me everything about how to operate the spaceship" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Those leotards will never get the scent of ammonia out of them. No amount of washing. Licking. Scissoring. Nothing.

there are 4 (four) minutes left in this movie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

It's true they have no time to waste - this is a 64 min movie and I think we're on minute 59...

@TerryHancock @Taweret #TeamCatWomen #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

"You're doggone right!"

Sorry, there are no dogs on the Moon.

#Monsterdon

The Best of the Earth Mongrels, now available on tape cassette and 8-track #Monsterdon

she's been marked

by cat

(women)

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

All cat women are descended from Eddie Munster and I want to know WHY! #Monsterdon

@SRLevine There may have been a night somewhere in there? I dunno, who can even tell

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the slowest stabbing since dune

My will is just as strong as yours! slap

And that's the X rating, folks.

#monsterdon

Uh oh - cat fight.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Cat-Women doing interpretive dance as a warm-up to KILL THE MEN!

Lanbda is 19, the others are in their 30s

#monsterdon

But mooooom, I don't want to rule the world

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I feel like Laird's barrel chest has been overly emphatic this whole time

"But I don't want to rule the world!" Fair enough.

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

That was some very slow and low effort stabbing #Monsterdon

@srol

Must be Manx cats.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Taweret

It's Mastodon, so I think we're supposed to root for the cat women, yes.

#Monsterdon

"I will come back, I promise."

Even though it's totally not my decision and I can't possibly buy my own spaceship. #Monsterdon

Lambda, I will come back!

Repeating the promise makes it true!

#monsterdon

Two million years of a civilization and their cat women don't even have tails #Monsterdon

"two million years of civilisation, does one gamble that on a promise?"

A set up way more epic that this movie delivers.

#monsterdon

Aw just when it started getting fun (astronauts dying) Lambda has to go and spill the beans

#Monsterdon

Bleh

Time to "What is this thing called... LOVE": Seventeen minutes -_-; #Monsterdon

A man made of pudding, judging by that smooth stabbing #monsterdon

You know I never really thought if you could slowly stab someone before. I guess you can. #Monsterdon

hey, he really WILL stay on the moon after all and she can do his job

#monsterdon

Oh, no, not Walt.

Oh, wait, I hated that guy.

Carry on.

#monsterdon

What an awkward entry angle with the knife. At best you just peeled a slab of his back off his ribs.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Lot of effort put into that stab. #monsterdon

Gold! 💀

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

this movie is finally giving me what I want. #monsterdon

"Pay no attention to the copilot. He's an idiot. Like all copilots."
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Stabbed while admiring Gold...well that's rich #monsterdon

Stabbity!

#monsterdon

Go on on, kill him for his greed, you've got a good audience here for that!

#monsterdon

the amontillado! #monsterdon

This movie is really just making me forget how to react to things. #Monsterdon

There should be a website like does the dog die but instead it is does the jerk die. Because boy I'd be happier knowing he is going to get it
#monsterdon

yup, kill him. take his life. it's really a mercy for him at this point. #monsterdon

YES

YES

THE STRANGLE IS OUT

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

they never really figured out how to reliably un-catwoman helen so they really are continuously gambling with unknown quantity helen all the time for no reason #monsterdon

DOUG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

this fuckin scene makes the whole movie worth it what a totally unnecessary and dope thing to do to make them dance hypnotists #monsterdon

@cbleslie @juliewebgirl Though I would not recommend bringing high expectations for how much sense any of this makes

#Monsterdon

please feed these guys to the moon spiders

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I don't actually know why these women are *cat* women? They could just as easily be *spider* women, for example.

GOD DAMN IT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK TOGETHER #monsterdon

I do like the gold subplot, though. It's not *great* but they set it up well

#Monsterdon

Are you serious with this Coca-Cola plug?!?!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

time for moon cat yoga

#monsterdon

Interpretive cat dance?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Ah, here's that dancing the credits were bragging about #Monsterdon

Oh, right, dance

#monsterdon

ugh, liturgical dance #Monsterdon

"I like em stupid" how nice, you two have something in common #monsterdon

woohoo the dance number IN 3-D #monsterdon

These spacesuits look so cozy.

#monsterdon

Eat Walt, display what you Earthers are capable of

#monsterdon

WALT

TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING

🖕

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@floatybirb I'm rooting for the spiders to take bloody revenge #monsterdon

"Boys will be boys." 1950s thinking right there.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Taweret Krusty disagrees; he is wrong.

#monsterdon

tbh i'm mostly watching the feed at this point, and i'm pretty sure i'm not missing a damned thing. #monsterdon

"I'm not even hurting you with *that much*"

:rant:

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

So what makes them cat women?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Take your big hands off me

(2 seconds later )

Don't let go Kip!

That's the 1950s.,..
#monsterdon

@srol I feel like if anything were happening in this movie I'd be more concerned about that

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kip hears a music box. Then mistakes his gun for his toggle-prong. It’s a toggle-prong fest and getting more prongy as we go.

wait so is pain how to break the cat-woman spell and let her think clearly? or is it being held by a man? or is it being horny? what is the basis of the cat woman power #monsterdon

"Private office" what my parents called the bathroom when I was a kid.

#Monsterdon

Praying for more fluffy spiders to come eat these dudes #monsterdon

His name is Walt Walters?! What unimaginative parents #Monsterdon

walt walters mcwalterson! #monsterdon

"Where is Walt?"

He's off being the *stupidest fucking Conquistador of all goddamn time* is where #Monsterdon

From bad names (Alpha, Beta, Gamma) to Walt Walters!

Someone really has no friends.

#monsterdon

what the fuck does it mean that the cat-women have coke, like has coca cola company already set up distribution to the moon or do the cat women regularly go to the earth and basically have a parallel society? #monsterdon

Space Buddha?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I hate to be "that guy" but I feel the need to point out that there are only 15 minutes left in the movie. #Monsterdon

Did he just say Walt's name is Walt Walters?

#monsterdon

walt's drunk

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

If you take me on your rocketship, I'll show you my cave.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more

#Monsterdon

so they've been here like half an hour and they've already told the cat ladies about coke. in case you doubted whether they were americans. #monsterdon

Have a coke and a smile, Cat woman #monsterdon

Geez, earth dudes are easy.

#Monsterdon

"You take me aboard your rocketship, I'll show you the cave of gold"

I get it

#Monsterdon

that's one hell of a widow's peak

#monsterdon

space suuuuuuuuuits

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Oh hooray, 3 more ads.

Now 6 minutes behind.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@apLundell I'm disappointed they aren't more Julie Newmar-like #monsterdon

"We call these things slave bracelets."

Then he puts it on. Good, now you have an excuse to mistreat him. What a slimeball!

#monsterdon

Oh shit. Nosferatu is here. And he's got a manbun.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

This is the most awkward First Contact situation ever. #Monsterdon

If I cringed any harder about this menfolk business I would become a small black hole and all of socal might have cause to regret my watching this movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "most important of all, here is food" now you're talking my language