Everyone who had anything whatsoever to do with this movie should be ashamed of themselves ESPECIALLY the "dance director"

#monsterdon #monsterdone

Dear Diary, the moon was fun but there were mean women and I was attacked by a big spider. That is all #Monsterdon

so... the message of the movie.... is that women are all-powerful telepathic eugenicists and if you let them influence your mind they will take over civilization, and the only thing you can do is to hold their hand? #monsterdon

That movie finished faster than (insert inappropriate example here)

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

"The cat women are dead!" Apparently he shot them all--off screen. #monsterdon

"And that's why feminism is bad!" Signed, the 1950s. #monsterdon

And the crew fucked off to what I am going to assume is a sea landing on Earth.

At least this #Monsterdon was mercifully short. Have a nice night y'all!

"What's done is done."

A fitting way to end this dialogue, and this movie.

#monsterdon

The end-screen was good #Monsterdon

12 minutes left and it kinda feels like the movie has barely started.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

and this is why you don't fall in love with human men, cat women of the moon!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Wait, I looked away for a second and the abrupt ending makes no sense ...

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

[from off screen] "The Cat Women are dead! Helen's alright!"

Don't think I've ever seen an ADR movie climax before, holy shit

#Monsterdon

so they just killed all the cat-women and helen is fine now!?!?!?!?! she's got the blinky in her palm though!!!! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Maybe space travel has been privatized and this is the crew sent by the low bidder #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Lambda might have to be sacrificed for the greater good

@blue Nothing like a genocide! #Monsterdon

you feeling down about your dead girlfriend, champ? well, we'll get some mcdonald's on the way home. how about that?

#monsterdon

...So nobody's noticed Walt is gone, huh? #Monsterdon

you are not aiming well bud #Monsterdon

"Doug, the cat women are dead!"

BOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

Mission Accomplished!

#monsterdon

That's it? They all died off camera? Oh Come ON. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Dammit they shot the cat ladies? What a sad turn ov events! #Monsterdon

CAT DANCE TIME! Vogue kitties.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Everything worked out off-screen! The end #Monsterdon

Wait, that's all it took to knock someone out??

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Matte painter found his bucket of speckled black space paint.

a cast-destroying meteor would be so welcome at this juncture

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Love how Helen just turns the sultry way up every time when she gets possessed #monsterdon

walt's not here, walt's in disneyland

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

So I guess this is Catwoman of the Moon because the cat suits? 🫤

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

THE MUSIC CUTTING OUT RANDOMLY #monsterdon

less than 2 minutes left, are we stuck on the moon?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Helen, it’s hard to break the fourth wall with your lazy eye. We aren’t sure, are you being creepy or do you spy the craft services table. Or both?

Hah, moon mission sabotaged by a love triangle.

The most important question: Who do you really love.

#monsterdon

Two minutes left in the movie, I hope all these schmucks die #Monsterdon

#monsterdon FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

oh CHRIST just let helen die with the rest of this movie and all of its crew. their sins have been too great, nothing will make up for this. #monsterdon

You know, I'm getting the impression we weren't sending our best and brightest into space in this movie. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

does handholding work for all cat-women or just secondhand mind-controlled cat-women #monsterdon

One thing I didn't understand is what makes them *cat* women in particular? #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Not very dramatic, but at least he's killed.

oh yes, let's solve the love triangle, that's obviously the most important question to be asking at this point-- i really don't know why i bother. this MOVIE. #monsterdon

I hope the cat ladies win.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"Who do you really love?"

"You"

🤢

#monsterdon

But why are they 'cat women' though Kip?

#monsterdon

THE SECRET TO DE-CAT-GIRL IS JUST TO HOLD A WOMAN'S HAND #monsterdon

"if you really loved me, you'd tell me everything about how to operate the spaceship" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Those leotards will never get the scent of ammonia out of them. No amount of washing. Licking. Scissoring. Nothing.

there are 4 (four) minutes left in this movie #Monsterdon

@TerryHancock @Taweret #TeamCatWomen #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

"You're doggone right!"

Sorry, there are no dogs on the Moon.

#Monsterdon

The Best of the Earth Mongrels, now available on tape cassette and 8-track #Monsterdon

All cat women are descended from Eddie Munster and I want to know WHY! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the slowest stabbing since dune

My will is just as strong as yours! slap

And that's the X rating, folks.

#monsterdon

Uh oh - cat fight.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Cat-Women doing interpretive dance as a warm-up to KILL THE MEN!

Lanbda is 19, the others are in their 30s

#monsterdon

But mooooom, I don't want to rule the world

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I feel like Laird's barrel chest has been overly emphatic this whole time

"But I don't want to rule the world!" Fair enough.

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

That was some very slow and low effort stabbing #Monsterdon

@srol

Must be Manx cats.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Taweret

It's Mastodon, so I think we're supposed to root for the cat women, yes.

#Monsterdon

"I will come back, I promise."

Even though it's totally not my decision and I can't possibly buy my own spaceship. #Monsterdon

Lambda, I will come back!

Repeating the promise makes it true!

#monsterdon

Two million years of a civilization and their cat women don't even have tails #Monsterdon

"two million years of civilisation, does one gamble that on a promise?"

A set up way more epic that this movie delivers.

#monsterdon

Aw just when it started getting fun (astronauts dying) Lambda has to go and spill the beans

#Monsterdon

Bleh

Time to "What is this thing called... LOVE": Seventeen minutes -_-; #Monsterdon

A man made of pudding, judging by that smooth stabbing #monsterdon

You know I never really thought if you could slowly stab someone before. I guess you can. #Monsterdon

hey, he really WILL stay on the moon after all and she can do his job

#monsterdon

Oh, no, not Walt.

Oh, wait, I hated that guy.

Carry on.

#monsterdon

What an awkward entry angle with the knife. At best you just peeled a slab of his back off his ribs.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Lot of effort put into that stab. #monsterdon

Gold! 💀

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

this movie is finally giving me what I want. #monsterdon

"Pay no attention to the copilot. He's an idiot. Like all copilots."
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Stabbity!

#monsterdon

Stabbed while admiring Gold...well that's rich #monsterdon

Go on on, kill him for his greed, you've got a good audience here for that!

#monsterdon

the amontillado! #monsterdon

yup, kill him. take his life. it's really a mercy for him at this point. #monsterdon

YES

YES

THE STRANGLE IS OUT

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

they never really figured out how to reliably un-catwoman helen so they really are continuously gambling with unknown quantity helen all the time for no reason #monsterdon

DOUG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

this fuckin scene makes the whole movie worth it what a totally unnecessary and dope thing to do to make them dance hypnotists #monsterdon

@cbleslie @juliewebgirl Though I would not recommend bringing high expectations for how much sense any of this makes

#Monsterdon

please feed these guys to the moon spiders

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I don't actually know why these women are *cat* women? They could just as easily be *spider* women, for example.

GOD DAMN IT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK TOGETHER #monsterdon

I do like the gold subplot, though. It's not *great* but they set it up well

#Monsterdon

Are you serious with this Coca-Cola plug?!?!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

time for moon cat yoga

#monsterdon

Interpretive cat dance?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Ah, here's that dancing the credits were bragging about #Monsterdon