Mooncops! (?)

#Monsterdon #MissileToTheMoon #DoubleFeature

@YsengrinWolf

Wait! What?!! They’re all dead and Helen’s alive?

Well, I’m new to Tubi and that gave me the opportunity to figure out the rewind and replay.

Thanks all for helping me relive the wonder of the Bellingham WA KVOS 4:00 pm ‘Big Show’ of my childhood. Or, ‘What is that monster doing?’

#Monsterdon #KVOS

Immediately the title sequence is not disappointing, we have learned a thing or two about cultivating a sense of wonder and terror of space instead of shitting us into the corrugated steel spaceship #monsterdon

@diazona @jonny 3 minutes to blastoff to this unofficial Missile to the Moon double feature!

https://tubitv.com/movies/624905/missile-to-the-moon

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🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye! 🎞️

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this Feline Free Fraternal Fail!
and thanks @cheribaker for our Bingo card! "Lust overcomes common sense" Clearly, you saw the movie previously.

And to all you cool kats of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: I'm sure you are as secure in your belief that this was an enjoyable film as the astronauts were secured to the floor.

Until next week - stay on the dark side!

@diazona @SordidAmok @Taweret Most of October we were treated to mostly not-awful vampire movies #monsterdon #mastoween

@Lazarou @Configures @randy_s Right? They had room in their pockets for cigarettes, but no one thought to bring along, like, at least a little point-and-shoot camera? For the first ever moon landing?

SMH.

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@Infoseepage extra props to a winner from a country that no longer exists

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I wish this movie had ended with someone fucking off into an lunar mare.
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#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@diazona @Lazarou which is as opposed to everyone's careers, which died _on_ screen, in front of us all

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@Configures @SRLevine thank you! (I'd have gone back & found the link, but I didn't want to lose my place in the #monsterdon feed/firehose...

(edit to add H/T to @JoeWynne for the trivia!)

@apLundell I wish so much that there were a legitimate answer to this question

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@Configures @randy_s And then they just... left them there? Didn't even think to take pictures of the 'extraterrestrial life' that they just found, let alone bringing back one of the moon tarantulas they shot, or at least some pieces for studying.

One look at the sexy catwomen and they forget all about them! SMH, men are too horny for space exploration.

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@SordidAmok Oh yeah. That one was crunchy. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou @moira Ah, if only....

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@SnoopJ @moira @hollie the godmonster was about as much god as the catwomen were cats

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@cs 15-second off-screen climax sounds about right for that crew

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After the offscreen climax, let’s have 15 seconds of denouement and “The End.” #Monsterdon

@hollie @moira

Narrator: "No, she did not"

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@diazona @moira just hoping for the big lizard to strike Washington in January.... #monsterdon

@SnoopJ @moira @Lazarou Ah cool, guess I didn't miss much then

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@ricci @hollie you need more help than I can provide xD

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@SordidAmok i can't believe it's been a whole year and a half since we watched this it feels like yesterday https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/the-giant-claw
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@diazona @Lazarou she died offscreen like everyone else apparently

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@Lazarou I think she died but tbh I wasn't really paying attention

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@floatybirb he was just their Ambassador, a being of pure love.....and the Earthers killed them

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#Monsterdon Laird is getting awful familiar with Doug. Like reach around familiar.

@randy_s Go to the Moon, kill the first life you encounter! And then the next! They're just giant pipe-cleaner spiders, they couldn't possibly have been intelligent ... #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Random gunfire on the moon.
And they all dead off camera...
I hope their space ship explodes on the way back to Earth.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I can take solace that this film won't be in the #monsterdonalert ballot again next week #monsterdon

@hollie No, this one's better.

It was shorter.

Also, you were not here for Godmonster. xD

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

The rocket changed to Missile Warhead mode again.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon Is it wrong that I feel kinda sorry for the Moon?
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Oh I love the sling-the-gun method of launching bullets.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Oh there was follow through with that slap. Good arm girl.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

@allanb Kip had Helen's hand and she was free, but he just HAD to kiss her in front of the dude she was leading on for info, so he let go of her hand and she became brain enslaved again, proving just how dumb all these guys are. 🤦‍♂️
#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@blogdiva Thank goodness we are still the world leaders in spree killings #monsterdon

sadly there's no extra ending where helen wakes up, the whole shootout being a dream, when in reality, the cat-women killed all the men

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#Monsterdon *smdh* that was kinda half good and then just kinda fluffed out ;_;

ah wells :D

@whknott ...

...

...fine

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Typical #monsterdon ending. I feel bad for the catgirls

63?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

What was that ending even?
If it was colorized - were they wearing red shirts? 'cuz they went down way too fast.
And then they ran out of film.

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#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

Well, that was a quickie. Cat Women murdered off-screen so bad NASA could return to earth I guess.

We can only hope that a fuzzy fuzzy moon spidey is stowed away on the ship.

Thank you @Taweret for hosting, and @cheribaker for the bingo card, and @JoeWynne for the trivia; and most importantly, thank you #Monsterodonians for the fun!

@CactuarJoe IT ALL MENT NOTHING

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

#Monsterdon they shoot the cat women off screen?

I'm appreciating the abrupt ending of monsterdons

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Found life on the moon. Killed all of it. Coming home. Have cigarettes. Another great watch. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting.
Remember to control the space population. Have your moon cat spade or neutered. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

and now i can go back and screencap my favorite whistling meteorite!

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Everyone who had anything whatsoever to do with this movie should be ashamed of themselves ESPECIALLY the "dance director"

#monsterdon #monsterdone

Dear Diary, the moon was fun but there were mean women and I was attacked by a big spider. That is all #Monsterdon

So are the spiders like the cat women's pets? Or just cave pests?
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so... the message of the movie.... is that women are all-powerful telepathic eugenicists and if you let them influence your mind they will take over civilization, and the only thing you can do is to hold their hand? #monsterdon

That movie finished faster than (insert inappropriate example here)

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#CatWomenOfTheMoon

"The cat women are dead!" Apparently he shot them all--off screen. #monsterdon

"And that's why feminism is bad!" Signed, the 1950s. #monsterdon

And the crew fucked off to what I am going to assume is a sea landing on Earth.

At least this #Monsterdon was mercifully short. Have a nice night y'all!

"What's done is done."

A fitting way to end this dialogue, and this movie.

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The end-screen was good #Monsterdon

12 minutes left and it kinda feels like the movie has barely started.
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and this is why you don't fall in love with human men, cat women of the moon!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Wait, I looked away for a second and the abrupt ending makes no sense ...

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[from off screen] "The Cat Women are dead! Helen's alright!"

Don't think I've ever seen an ADR movie climax before, holy shit

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so they just killed all the cat-women and helen is fine now!?!?!?!?! she's got the blinky in her palm though!!!! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Maybe space travel has been privatized and this is the crew sent by the low bidder #monsterdon

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Lambda might have to be sacrificed for the greater good

@blue Nothing like a genocide! #Monsterdon

you feeling down about your dead girlfriend, champ? well, we'll get some mcdonald's on the way home. how about that?

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...So nobody's noticed Walt is gone, huh? #Monsterdon

you are not aiming well bud #Monsterdon

"Doug, the cat women are dead!"

BOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

Mission Accomplished!

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That's it? They all died off camera? Oh Come ON. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Dammit they shot the cat ladies? What a sad turn ov events! #Monsterdon

CAT DANCE TIME! Vogue kitties.
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Everything worked out off-screen! The end #Monsterdon

Wait, that's all it took to knock someone out??

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#Monsterdon Matte painter found his bucket of speckled black space paint.

a cast-destroying meteor would be so welcome at this juncture

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#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Love how Helen just turns the sultry way up every time when she gets possessed #monsterdon

walt's not here, walt's in disneyland

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

So I guess this is Catwoman of the Moon because the cat suits? 🫤

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

THE MUSIC CUTTING OUT RANDOMLY #monsterdon

less than 2 minutes left, are we stuck on the moon?

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By the power of misogyny I free you of this mind control! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Helen, it’s hard to break the fourth wall with your lazy eye. We aren’t sure, are you being creepy or do you spy the craft services table. Or both?

Hah, moon mission sabotaged by a love triangle.

The most important question: Who do you really love.

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Two minutes left in the movie, I hope all these schmucks die #Monsterdon

#monsterdon FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

oh CHRIST just let helen die with the rest of this movie and all of its crew. their sins have been too great, nothing will make up for this. #monsterdon

You know, I'm getting the impression we weren't sending our best and brightest into space in this movie. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

does handholding work for all cat-women or just secondhand mind-controlled cat-women #monsterdon

One thing I didn't understand is what makes them *cat* women in particular? #monsterdon

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Not very dramatic, but at least he's killed.

oh yes, let's solve the love triangle, that's obviously the most important question to be asking at this point-- i really don't know why i bother. this MOVIE. #monsterdon

I hope the cat ladies win.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"Who do you really love?"

"You"

🤢

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But why are they 'cat women' though Kip?

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THE SECRET TO DE-CAT-GIRL IS JUST TO HOLD A WOMAN'S HAND #monsterdon