in the like 2 years since the original movie, we have changed the aesthetic of space from "weird ass sphereical helmets" to "just air force helmets" #monsterdon
Are the levers numbered out of order?
Way more convenient spacesuits.
I sure hope someone brought cigarettes again
it's nice of the cat women to have built a German missile launch site on the moon for them
Every space mission in the 50's simply had to have one fight among the crew
They build it into the mission plan and everything
@hanabananana67 We watch a movie ~Saturday~ SUNDAY 8 PM CT, run by @Taweret , and live toot.
omfg the main professor guy was the one that was infected by the cat-women, and that's why he's been building the illegal rocket this whole time #monsterdon
Hmm, this time it's the MAN that has suspicious knowledge WHAT A TWIST
@hanabananana67 Muahaha! MUAHAHA!!!! It’s alive! ALIVE I tell you!!!!! #Monsterdon is the mind bending HORROR created by the Dark Servants of Planet Mordgrebdt!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Catthulhu is PLEASED!!!!!
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Oh for fuck's sake
Guessing that Gary is going to be the one easily duped by the catwomen by the promise of riches/etc. once they're on the surface
Slipstick calculations!
@jonny i’ve been away from the timeline and had to skip #monsterdon tonight so when i saw these toots i immediately assumed it was talking about elon
and the 50s scientist with the penetration again
@Newpa_Hasai @ricci OMG this is fantastic
@Newpa_Hasai @diazona thank you for this important information on this blessed day
WOW OKAY they actually went to the work to put an actual V2 onto a starfield?!
@SnoopJ i think it actually works great in colour though. i love the cat women in Missile to the Moon, they have blue skin #Monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai Also, the captain is armed with a Luger. I did Nazi that coming.
I guess back then you could just launch anytime you felt like it. None of that fancy NASA calculating crap.
#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#MissileToTheMoon
#DoubleFeature
Cool model earth, but I'd want to check as to if that was reused from Project Moonbase
Cut to... V-2 stock footage?
That guy who built the ship also solved the gravity problem.
#MissleToTheMoon #Monsterdon Double Feature
Oh good we still have seatbelts on the office chairs, all is right with the world
#monsterdon So, I'm suggesting Manos: Hands Of Fate. It does have monsters - an evil guy with powers and a satyr, though you wouldn't necessarily know he's a satyr. It's also an amazingly terrible movie. Incredibly bad. You haven't seen anything this bad. And kind of cursed.
going to the moon requires absolutely no training or expertise of any kind and could be done by a single person but it's just inconvenient #monsterdon
I need to get some "Astro" switches for my desk.
#MissileToTheMoon trivia: "The giant spider prop was originally built for Tarantula (1955)."
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048696 looks pretty good for a later #monsterdon @Taweret ?
Everything leads back to spiders, as it should.
A model of the actual rocket on his desk gives some von Braun vibes.
i am having a really hard time thinking about where i would land on this because on the one hand you absolutely shouldnt trust the guy who threatens to take you to the moon at gunpoint in his homemade rocket but also how often are you going to get to go to the moon on a handmade pirate rocket #Monsterdon
"If you don't do what I say, I'll shoot you with this gun!"
*immediately puts gun away and turns his back*
If the strange man offering to take you "to the moon" tells you to go undress, it might not be bitcoin
Or, it could still be
I was so naive, back then, an hour ago.
But how was I supposed to know the movie would turn stupid 15 minutes in?
"Up where?" "7-up! You're drinking it!"
If a strange man offers to take you "to the moon" he just might be trying to sell you bitcoin
Guessing that we won't make it to the Moon by the 20 minute mark, here.
I appreciate the setup, but there *is* such a thing as overdoing it.
I resent the lack of evil lesbian subtext in this knockoff
@diazona Unironically, there's a discussion to be had about how there was an expectation that space ships would be roomier than they actually are.
A rocket to the moon. Just standing in a field of grass. You just need to climb up a small ladder.
#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#MissileToTheMoon
#DoubleFeature
That's the face of a man who just found himself some test subjects, I think.
I'm relieved that this is not a faithful remake. The original deserves no faith.
@jonny Still more professional than the bozos from the first one
The _airlock_ is made of _pegboard_.
I do not think they understand what _airlocks_ are for
please please please let the protagonists be these two bozos accidentally launching the rocket to the moon #monsterdon
@SnoopJ Yay, tubi, I guess
#monsterdon ROUND TWO! Missile To the Moon!
That's a nice model(?)
This is a shocking amount of terrestrial setup, considering how abruptly the first movie began.
so are we getting a for-profit space travel lobbying subplot here or what is this #monsterdon
ngl, like this light fixture
ngl, hilarious that one of the bulbs is burned out
ngl, hilarious that none of these people are the brightest bulbs in the movie
Mooncops! (?)
Wait! What?!! They’re all dead and Helen’s alive?
Well, I’m new to Tubi and that gave me the opportunity to figure out the rewind and replay.
Thanks all for helping me relive the wonder of the Bellingham WA KVOS 4:00 pm ‘Big Show’ of my childhood. Or, ‘What is that monster doing?’
Immediately the title sequence is not disappointing, we have learned a thing or two about cultivating a sense of wonder and terror of space instead of shitting us into the corrugated steel spaceship #monsterdon
@diazona @jonny 3 minutes to blastoff to this unofficial Missile to the Moon double feature!
🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye! 🎞️
Thank you @Taweret for hosting this Feline Free Fraternal Fail!
and thanks @cheribaker for our Bingo card! "Lust overcomes common sense" Clearly, you saw the movie previously.
And to all you cool kats of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: I'm sure you are as secure in your belief that this was an enjoyable film as the astronauts were secured to the floor.
Until next week - stay on the dark side!
@diazona @SordidAmok @Taweret Most of October we were treated to mostly not-awful vampire movies #monsterdon #mastoween
@Lazarou @Configures @randy_s Right? They had room in their pockets for cigarettes, but no one thought to bring along, like, at least a little point-and-shoot camera? For the first ever moon landing?
SMH.
@Infoseepage extra props to a winner from a country that no longer exists
I wish this movie had ended with someone fucking off into an lunar mare.
#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
@apLundell I wish so much that there were a legitimate answer to this question
@Configures @randy_s And then they just... left them there? Didn't even think to take pictures of the 'extraterrestrial life' that they just found, let alone bringing back one of the moon tarantulas they shot, or at least some pieces for studying.
One look at the sexy catwomen and they forget all about them! SMH, men are too horny for space exploration.
@SordidAmok Oh yeah. That one was crunchy. #Monsterdon
@cs 15-second off-screen climax sounds about right for that crew
After the offscreen climax, let’s have 15 seconds of denouement and “The End.” #Monsterdon
@diazona @moira just hoping for the big lizard to strike Washington in January.... #monsterdon
@SordidAmok i can't believe it's been a whole year and a half since we watched this it feels like yesterday https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/the-giant-claw
#monsterdon
@Lazarou I think she died but tbh I wasn't really paying attention
@floatybirb he was just their Ambassador, a being of pure love.....and the Earthers killed them
#Monsterdon Laird is getting awful familiar with Doug. Like reach around familiar.
@randy_s Go to the Moon, kill the first life you encounter! And then the next! They're just giant pipe-cleaner spiders, they couldn't possibly have been intelligent ... #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
Random gunfire on the moon.
And they all dead off camera...
I hope their space ship explodes on the way back to Earth.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon
I can take solace that this film won't be in the #monsterdonalert ballot again next week #monsterdon
The rocket changed to Missile Warhead mode again.
Oh I love the sling-the-gun method of launching bullets.
Oh there was follow through with that slap. Good arm girl.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon
@allanb Kip had Helen's hand and she was free, but he just HAD to kiss her in front of the dude she was leading on for info, so he let go of her hand and she became brain enslaved again, proving just how dumb all these guys are. 🤦♂️
#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
@blogdiva Thank goodness we are still the world leaders in spree killings #monsterdon
sadly there's no extra ending where helen wakes up, the whole shootout being a dream, when in reality, the cat-women killed all the men
#Monsterdon *smdh* that was kinda half good and then just kinda fluffed out ;_;
ah wells :D
Typical #monsterdon ending. I feel bad for the catgirls
What was that ending even?
If it was colorized - were they wearing red shirts? 'cuz they went down way too fast.
And then they ran out of film.
#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱
Well, that was a quickie. Cat Women murdered off-screen so bad NASA could return to earth I guess.
We can only hope that a fuzzy fuzzy moon spidey is stowed away on the ship.
Thank you @Taweret for hosting, and @cheribaker for the bingo card, and @JoeWynne for the trivia; and most importantly, thank you #Monsterodonians for the fun!
@CactuarJoe IT ALL MENT NOTHING
#Monsterdon they shoot the cat women off screen?
I'm appreciating the abrupt ending of monsterdons
Found life on the moon. Killed all of it. Coming home. Have cigarettes. Another great watch. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting.
Remember to control the space population. Have your moon cat spade or neutered. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
and now i can go back and screencap my favorite whistling meteorite!
