"Don't worry, I won't slug her"

Why is that even an option?!

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I bet they named him Walt Walters so the actors could remember his name

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And then there's this guy with the gun, lounging insouciantly, eating crudely, just oozing patriarchy.

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So this is basically Avengers: Infinity War, but instead of Thanos *eliminating* half of the population, the Cat-Woman are trying to *arouse* half of the population

#Monsterdon

that guy in the back has balls too big. that's why he's holding the gun.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Can't decide if these guys are more horny or greedy

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He tosses the wrapper across the floor and the cat women have to hold themselves back from chasing it.
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Some women look good in spandex, but here we found one and filmed her from toe to head

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So let me get this straight... you've never seen a grown man naked? #monsterdon

I hope you enjoy the pickled Moon Spider eggs. #Monsterdon

It's actually reconstituted spider goo

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@SRLevine Well, Siamese cats also

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Something something temple cats

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why is there a music box playing?

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She's no Julie Newmar, but she's a feisty gal

#monsterdon the biggest horror of the 50s and 60s: men not having a use

we couldn't come up with cat women names?

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lol, I ready had no idea who WAS in command until this point

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FASTER, MOONYCAT - KILL, KILL!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

She didn't meow ONCE during that attack, it's like her heart wasn't even in it

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@rallias @Princejvstin I bet it was. Scientists have known how to detect atmospheric composition through spectroscopy for a long time, pretty sure much earlier than the 1950's.

Not that any good filmmaker would let that stop them

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#Monsterdon I need to rest. Where’s my scratching post?

#monsterdon I don't have the Bingo card handy. Is "bowels of the moon" on there?

Wait, he can tell from how cold the ashes are that the fire wasn't lit in centuries?

Sure, that makes Sense. Nobody question it.

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I wonder how many cartons of cigarettes you’d need to pack for this sort of expedition. #monsterdon

Yes, if you feel the ashes in an urn, you can estimate how many centuries it's been since the last fire.

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So it takes years, centuries for ashes to go cold. #monsterdon

Matte paintimgs by Matt™️ #monsterdon

Waaiitt....clouds on the Moon now?

And Lhasa by the looks of it?

I have questions

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Flirting IN SPAAAAACE is very awkward.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Is no one else going to scream? #Monsterdon

Does she scream awake every morning because she misses Kip?

She is truly the highest

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I'm thinking that, tactically, grabbing the spider and shoving her face into your abdomen is usually a bad idea?

Oh, no, it's fine, just some hysterical screaming.

I bet people have bingo on this one already, don't they?

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If the spider turns into a vampire suddenly like last week's mummy, I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the CEO of Monsterdon.

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The prop so nice, they used it twice!

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This movie has already had:

-Product placement
-Moon Souvenirs
-Bottling moon air as a folk remedy

Yup, these astronauts are definitely a bunch of American shysters.

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MOON SPIDER!!!!! MOON SPIDER!!!!! MOON SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

I already did the bit about meteors, so: DAYLIGHT ON THE MOON DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT

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"where's there's Oxygen there's Life.." Pulls out a gun

Americans...

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"Every man a tiger. Let's go."
Things you would hear at a furry con for $400 Alex
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Dildo Caves
A staple of alien landscapes in the mid-20th Century

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look the one woman on board has been a known cat woman since the moment she told Alpha she was about to get there and every part of her behavior has been screaming "i am a cat woman taking the men to the cat woman lair" but the men just are not paying attention at all. i love how this is a plausible plot in the 50's #monsterdon

how are they even yelling to each other with no air to carry the sound

raising your voice isn't going to help

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Trying to “do it by the book”, Kip *heroically* fights the urge to make puns about Uranus #Monsterdon

I love imagining these actors just sauntering around the sound stage filming this.

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Silly cigarettes - my favorite kind

Their discussion of "dark side" does give "there was a science consultant" vibes, since they're concerned about a lack of mapping. (I'm behind a bit from a call)

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@YsengrinWolf And meteorites make noise. There sure is a lot of atmosphere on this moon. Yet, they need to wear space helmets.

#monsterdon

Helen knows WAY too much about the 'dark' side of the moon.

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hahahah what bullshit

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#Monsterdon If you squint just right, you can see an asshole on the Earth.

#Monsterdon there’s no life on the moon, but the matte painter. He’s been busy.

so hold up this mission had no plan about where on the moon they were going to land or what they were going to do there to the point where they made an audible call right before they were landing to go around the entire thing and land on the dark side of the moon ???? what are they supposed to be doing here again ????? #monsterdon

I love these dumbasses all scheming on how to get rich off being astronauts, who cares about visiting the fucking moon! Secure that bag

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"That's one small step for… oh screw it, I'm going for a walk"

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It being the 50s these space suit costumes are probably made of asbestos and radium

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@Sorl And what with Helen also saying "Alpha, we're on our way" and knowing about this valley on the dark side ... she's some kind of sleeper agent, right? Either programmed (hypnotised) or voluntary? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Space hysteria - that's a woman thing right

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#monsterdon "Every man a tiger" is a phrase I will not be using from now on

The view screen is pretty advanced for its time. it's a large flat screen in 1953.

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TBF, if the engine is running all the time they'd have pseudo-gravity so well done there. Not that they've really explained that.

Are the Helen and Kip an item?

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It's not easy doing all that in a suit, is it?

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All the drama and thrills of a Swedish sauna. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon the captains sphincter is so tight that you can hear a high pitched whine coming from his ass as he walks.

oooo, Nuclear drive shenanigans!

lol, really don't think that cloth suit is going to cut it.

He's going a Spock

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At least one of these men will die. I'm voting for Greasy McMoustache

"Install that package, private!"

"I'm trying sir, but there's no pip."

#monsterdon #python

he'll only need 59 seconds. if we're lucky, he won't make it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon first attempt to herorically sacrifice self at 9 minutes in

@Bluedepth "lunacy"

I see what you did there

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Wow, they really took their time answering that call.

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*DRAMATIC SPACE ROCKER ROTATING MUSIC

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I almost did a spit take at the rocket turning in space

your red alert alarm sounds like a clown squeezing its nose

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bwip bwip bwip bwip bwip

"Something's embedded in our rear section"

😏 😏 😏

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Who's penetrating who now, science boy? #Monsterdon

METEORS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT

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@apLundell@octodon.social Space: Where everyone can hear you scream
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looking at this spaceship makes me feel like I could probably make my own spaceship

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You can tell they're in space because of all the whooshing noise. #monsterdon

Did Delphi Oil Company sponsor this?

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Why is he shouting into the mic?

"Strangest feeling all this has happened before..."

She's a Cylon

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Guess they've got a torch ship.

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Is she going to get up and start making coffee for everyone? Is it one of _those_ movies? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon pacing makes me think that this might have been a show that Rod Serling enjoyed as a teenager.

everyone sleeping on the job smh #monsterdon

h-HEY THIS IS THE SET OF what the fuck was it MOON BASE WHATEVER THE FUCK #Monsterdon

Why don't modern space ships have recliners?
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It's a discount Rod Serling intro here…

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#Monsterdon Lunacy! LOL! Okay we’re here!

You know, it's only now that I look at the Tubi title card that I'm starting to appreciate the bonkers ride we're in for #Monsterdon

Y'know the Claymation effect would be a pretty decent way to convey "on the moon" if you don't want to bother to simulate reduced gravity

#Monsterdon #MissileToTheMoon

Oh no, we're penned in by these clumsy shambling rock monsters!

#Monsterdon #MissileToTheMoon

couldn't even be bothered to _weed_ before shooting this thing

amazing

#monsterdon #MissleToTheMoon

The rocket's brakes sound like constipated whales

#Monsterdon #MissileToTheMoon

Everyone has guns for Reasons

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see now this is some Radar Men moonscape

looking for the Moon Car now

#monsterdon #MissleToTheMoon

@moira Yeah, the Heinlein, Sprague and Asimov designed ones we cooler.

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At least they have air tanks now.

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#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#MissileToTheMoon
#DoubleFeature