This movie invented the YOLO excuse.

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NASA today launched a rocket made of things found at garage sales #Monsterdon

Nice lawnchairs #monsterdon

#monsterdon Man Or Astroman? was a pretty good band.

#Monsterdon the credits are not lazy. They have all snorted meth.

Tonight's #Monsterdon sounds delightful...you can't go wrong with CATS on the fedi...and these ones are LUNAR LADY CATS!

Follow the hashtag or filter it if you are a filthy Dog Person

This sounds like a Star Trek like opening monologue,

"Why must we wait, why not now?"

I hear ya

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STOP with the PENETRATING #Monsterdon

"The barrier will be pierced!"

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Is this ship interior using some of the same parts as Poject Moonbase? (Please ignore that the models and costumes are otherwise less thought out)

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A space and time where careers die #monsterdon

Carl Sagan presents Cat-Women of the Moon #Monsterdon

listen, if this is a twilight zone episode, i will be PLEASED. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the scary door

The names of this cast are looking exceptionally AI-generated. #Monsterdon

"You'll be sorry Victor Jory"

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As a transbian and a spaceflight fan, this film interests me.

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going to spend the next 5 minutes tweaking the colour settings on my tv i think (for the 3d) #monsterdon

Here we go!
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We begin with waxing eloquent about space. Sort of.

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…and we're rolling! #Monsterdon is go, I repeat GO.

While we're on the subject of Elon, these rocks are to monster what cyber is to truck

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space gumby frends

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Can we watch Barbarella sometime? That was a movie I said was funny to a couple who then dropped acid and went to see it. She was furious with me because of the doll scene, which, apparently, had additional scenes when she turned off her lights and tried to sleep.

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sun is definitely not up, said the blue sky and shadows

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fucking feed me these moon gumbies for breakfast lunch and dinner #monsterdon

ROCK MONSTER!!!

I mean Giant Gumbie Monster!!!

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Uh whatever that rock monster is it is NOT a catwoman

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ok whats the budget on this one compared to the original because the obscenely visible seams in the mattes is like appalling #monsterdon

omg these spacesuits

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WAY worse spacesuits

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those pearls were part of her space uniform and the professor was oddly specific about that #monsterdon

Very Shakespearean way to go, Dirk

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@jonny as opposed to real life 2024, where the guy building rockets of dubious legality is inspired by doge

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@diazona @hanabananana67 @Taweret Worth noting - the cringe level on the movie is often OVER 9000!

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@rallias @hanabananana67 @Taweret Follow #MonsterdonAlert if you want to get involved! (if not, feel free to mute the hashtag)

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@starkraving666 no one has been offered a horse for sex yet, so it can't be elon

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They're going to crash because the escaped prisoner hasn't known the love of a good woman for years. Predictable.

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@SnoopJ Without even knowing what this is about: yes

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@ricci i’ve been away from the timeline and had to skip #monsterdon tonight so when i saw these toots i immediately assumed you were talking about elon

@jchaven

They didn’t have to bring their black dance training gear for costumes for this one though.

Clearly a higher quality product in this remake/homage!
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maybe this is the time when the cat-women make contact with helen 2.0 to give her super powers to guide them safely to the cat-woman temple #monsterdon

oh dang he knows venucian judo!

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uh so we took 25 minutes to get to the start of the first movie, yet this one is the same length

I wonder what gripping, important plot points are going to get cut

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That was a Captain Kirk karate chop if I've ever seen one!

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sci-ence-fiction

ooo-ooo-oooooooo

double-featuuuuuure

different set

same sexism

cheap movie

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Plot Twist: One of the escaped convicts was in prison for rape.

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boooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon

ughhhhhhh the remake is 500% more creepy

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switching to the color version immediately makes everything 1000x more "leave it to beaver" feeling than the black and white which was most stark and serious. the walls were not, yno, mint green #monsterdon

I like how in this universe you can teach random people everything they need to do to launch a rocket in the last 30 seconds before it blasts off

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omg i am just realizing that the tubi version is in color... i am swapping over to that lmao #monsterdon

Someone remarked last week that we should have a gallery of the best #monsterdon hats. And I think these space helmets get an honorable mention. They've got some real interesting design.

Already the jealousy over the one woman on the ship.

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june cleaver is fine, all is right in the pearls

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@ricci I stand corrected

Time for me to acquire a candy rocket

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bring

me

back

to

liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

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@combatwombat @Taweret Oh yes that looks very promising (if we haven't already done it)

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@diazona that's where all the space candy comes from

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Hmm, so, knowing that your rocket ship is getting activated, has someone in it, and has smoke wafting out the bottom... clearly the smart thing to do is walk right under the engine

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Soundtrack was threatening to turn into MISSION IMPOSSIBLE there for a second.

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and once again we are on our way to London!

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ignighter why i hardly

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@jonny @SnoopJ it better be the wommenfolks fault

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ok so we do have a woman onboard who can be the conduit of cat-woman telepathy, thank god #monsterdon

@moira 🎵 🎶

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@SnoopJ look if they don't land on the dark side of the moon then all is lost. #monsterdon

@hollie @moira @ricci

Relive the magic of your youth. (You were 18 months younger when we did Godmonster)
https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/godmonster-of-indian-flats
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Oh okay, he just knows their names, it happened off-screen I guess. Or maybe I missed it.

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No desk chairs this time.

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#DoubleFeature

They're convicts on the moon
they're taking off real soon

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@SnoopJ I call 50's on that one

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Oh great even more nonconsensual moon tourists, wtf is up with this movie

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@diazona She is his fiance. Maybe they'll honeymoon on the moon. The captain of a ship can marry people.

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@jonny
This case study should be used in Philosophy and Ethics courses.

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These guys are going to the Moon but still haven't exchanged names. Is it gonna be all "mister" and "fella" all the way through?

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Beavus, Butthead, and Temu Cesar Romero ARE, in fact, going to space today!

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Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

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The last movie was sponsored by Coke. This one is sponsored by 7-up!

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@Newpa_Hasai Ooh that sounds interesting (though not during the movie, I would have to turn my brain on first)

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@jonny as much as the last one did

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@jonny is sending these dipshits to the the catwomen harassment of them or the catwomen?

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what the everloving fuck so this guy is kidnapping the bozos to be his space crew because the government was taking over his unauthorized spaceship company what does this have to do with cat women #monsterdon

He's rather fly to the moon with a couple of escaped prisoners than hand his baby over to the government.

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@ricci @jonny This may have been SpaceC and it took a while to work up to SpaceX

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@Sorl I think when Helen guided them through the cave, they came out into the Hollow of the Moon, a.k.a. moon bowel. As opposed to the obstruction in the rear of the rocket. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

YES celebrate drunk space ship launching from your suburban living room!

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holy shit is this about to be a nonconsensual missile to the moon #monsterdon

@SnoopJ "I built this ship... in friendship..."

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@jonny so we're talking spacex here are we

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ok so we have upgraded from the corrugated steel spaceship walls, but we now have chosen to make everything from pegboard, so maybe this is the innovation promised by private space travel? #Monsterdon

talking about guns, clear callback to the original

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And the business casual clothes. Though at least it was a unisex outfit--no miniskirts. #Monsterdon

@jonny yes please :D

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@jonny yeah it's a mystery but I bet if we knew the process of preparing this MP4 file it would give both of us an aneurysm so I'm not gonna ask

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Ooh more beauty contest winners!

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Always beefing.

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@diazona it seems to be somewhat scene dependent but then not really? like i can't tell what kind of codec glitch this is #monsterdon

So who were the escaped prisoners in the first movie? Which of our crew were imposters? I mean, clearly Walt. But who else?

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