monsterdon replay · Best of Cat-Women of the Moon

Cantakerous Lesbian Sourceress

socketwench@hackers.town

As a transbian and a spaceflight fan, this film interests me.

bunnyhero+

bunnyhero@mstdn.ca

going to spend the next 5 minutes tweaking the colour settings on my tv i think (for the 3d) #monsterdon

Emperor of the 86th Ring

sealawyer

Here we go!
#monsterdon

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

We begin with waxing eloquent about space. Sort of.

Ross of Ottawa

ottaross

…and we're rolling! #Monsterdon is go, I repeat GO.

While we're on the subject of Elon, these rocks are to monster what cyber is to truck

space gumby frends

steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co

Steve's Place

Can we watch Barbarella sometime? That was a movie I said was funny to a couple who then dropped acid and went to see it. She was furious with me because of the doll scene, which, apparently, had additional scenes when she turned off her lights and tried to sleep.

sun is definitely not up, said the blue sky and shadows

fucking feed me these moon gumbies for breakfast lunch and dinner #monsterdon

#MissleToTheMoon #Monsterdon #DoubleFeature

ROCK MONSTER!!!

I mean Giant Gumbie Monster!!!

Uh whatever that rock monster is it is NOT a catwoman

ok whats the budget on this one compared to the original because the obscenely visible seams in the mattes is like appalling #monsterdon

omg these spacesuits

WAY worse spacesuits

those pearls were part of her space uniform and the professor was oddly specific about that #monsterdon

Very Shakespearean way to go, Dirk

@jonny as opposed to real life 2024, where the guy building rockets of dubious legality is inspired by doge

Clara

rallias@hax.social

@diazona @hanabananana67 @Taweret Worth noting - the cringe level on the movie is often OVER 9000!

@rallias @hanabananana67 @Taweret Follow #MonsterdonAlert if you want to get involved! (if not, feel free to mute the hashtag)

@starkraving666 no one has been offered a horse for sex yet, so it can't be elon

They're going to crash because the escaped prisoner hasn't known the love of a good woman for years. Predictable.

@SnoopJ Without even knowing what this is about: yes

starkraving666@jorts.horse

starkraving666

@ricci i’ve been away from the timeline and had to skip #monsterdon tonight so when i saw these toots i immediately assumed you were talking about elon

AlsoPaisleyCat 🇨🇦

AlsoPaisleyCat@tenforward.social

@jchaven

They didn’t have to bring their black dance training gear for costumes for this one though.

Clearly a higher quality product in this remake/homage!
#Monsterdon

oh dang he knows venucian judo!

uh so we took 25 minutes to get to the start of the first movie, yet this one is the same length

I wonder what gripping, important plot points are going to get cut

That was a Captain Kirk karate chop if I've ever seen one!

#MissleToTheMoon #Monsterdon Double Feature

sci-ence-fiction

ooo-ooo-oooooooo

double-featuuuuuure

different set

same sexism

cheap movie

Plot Twist: One of the escaped convicts was in prison for rape.

boooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon

ughhhhhhh the remake is 500% more creepy

switching to the color version immediately makes everything 1000x more "leave it to beaver" feeling than the black and white which was most stark and serious. the walls were not, yno, mint green #monsterdon

I like how in this universe you can teach random people everything they need to do to launch a rocket in the last 30 seconds before it blasts off

omg i am just realizing that the tubi version is in color... i am swapping over to that lmao #monsterdon

Already the jealousy over the one woman on the ship.

#MissleToTheMoon #Monsterdon Double Feature

june cleaver is fine, all is right in the pearls

@ricci I stand corrected

Time for me to acquire a candy rocket

bring

me

back

to

liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

@combatwombat @Taweret Oh yes that looks very promising (if we haven't already done it)

@diazona that's where all the space candy comes from

Soundtrack was threatening to turn into MISSION IMPOSSIBLE there for a second.

and once again we are on our way to London!

ignighter why i hardly

@jonny @SnoopJ it better be the wommenfolks fault

ok so we do have a woman onboard who can be the conduit of cat-woman telepathy, thank god #monsterdon

@moira 🎵 🎶

@SnoopJ look if they don't land on the dark side of the moon then all is lost. #monsterdon

Paco Hope #resist

paco@infosec.exchange

@hollie @moira @ricci

Relive the magic of your youth. (You were 18 months younger when we did Godmonster)
https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/godmonster-of-indian-flats
#monsterdon

Oh okay, he just knows their names, it happened off-screen I guess. Or maybe I missed it.

Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡

jchaven@social.sdf.org

No desk chairs this time.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#MissileToTheMoon
#DoubleFeature

They're convicts on the moon
they're taking off real soon

@SnoopJ I call 50's on that one

Oh great even more nonconsensual moon tourists, wtf is up with this movie

@diazona She is his fiance. Maybe they'll honeymoon on the moon. The captain of a ship can marry people.

@jonny
This case study should be used in Philosophy and Ethics courses.

#MissleToTheMoon #Monsterdon Double Feature

These guys are going to the Moon but still haven't exchanged names. Is it gonna be all "mister" and "fella" all the way through?

Beavus, Butthead, and Temu Cesar Romero ARE, in fact, going to space today!

Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡

jchaven@social.sdf.org

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#MissileToTheMoon
#DoubleFeature

The last movie was sponsored by Coke. This one is sponsored by 7-up!

@jonny as much as the last one did

@jonny is sending these dipshits to the the catwomen harassment of them or the catwomen?

what the everloving fuck so this guy is kidnapping the bozos to be his space crew because the government was taking over his unauthorized spaceship company what does this have to do with cat women #monsterdon

He's rather fly to the moon with a couple of escaped prisoners than hand his baby over to the government.

@ricci @jonny This may have been SpaceC and it took a while to work up to SpaceX

Scarab (Sarah)

Configures@mindly.social

@Sorl I think when Helen guided them through the cave, they came out into the Hollow of the Moon, a.k.a. moon bowel. As opposed to the obstruction in the rear of the rocket. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

YES celebrate drunk space ship launching from your suburban living room!

@SnoopJ "I built this ship... in friendship..."

@jonny so we're talking spacex here are we

talking about guns, clear callback to the original

Laurel Stvan

LingLass@vmst.io

And the business casual clothes. Though at least it was a unisex outfit--no miniskirts. #Monsterdon

@jonny yes please :D

@jonny yeah it's a mystery but I bet if we knew the process of preparing this MP4 file it would give both of us an aneurysm so I'm not gonna ask

Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡

jchaven@social.sdf.org

Ooh more beauty contest winners!

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#MissileToTheMoon
#DoubleFeature

Always beefing.

@diazona it seems to be somewhat scene dependent but then not really? like i can't tell what kind of codec glitch this is #monsterdon

So who were the escaped prisoners in the first movie? Which of our crew were imposters? I mean, clearly Walt. But who else?

Ope, there goes the framerate again.

AlsoPaisleyCat@tenforward.social

AlsoPaisleyCat 🇨🇦

@TerryHancock @diazona @hollie @moira @ricci

Just feel dutiful compassion for those of us who saw the SW Holiday Special unwarned, and with happy anticipation as children and adolescents, in its first broadcast run.

Oh no Claymation-FPS is back

excuse me "grass widow"? #monsterdon

@ricci @SnoopJ Don't ask those kinds of questions, that way lies madness

@combatwombat @jonny I kind of like the idea of pretending the whole thing is Claymation

so we have a light made of Ms, a light made out of a moon pie, and...

@SnoopJ oh no how have you convinced me to do this

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

bobert

@diazona @jonny The Tubi version runs prety well. https://tubitv.com/movies/624905/missile-to-the-moon #monsterdon

@TerryHancock @hollie @moira @ricci wooooooo

OK I will try to organize something (unless someone else wants to) if it works out in the schedule

I am so relieved that the low framerate of that first scene is not persisting into the second scene. I would have to tap out, I think.

@jonny OMG for real

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