Don't spike the camera Helen.
It's time for murder?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

lack of denouement, lack of nouement, lack of oldment, lack of ment entirely, goddammit

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

So are the spiders like the cat women's pets? Or just cave pests?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Okay so which movie was more misogynist, Cat Women of the Moon or Project Moonbase? #Monsterdon

First #Monsterdon, best #Monsterdon

What? Already? I haven't even finished eating my pizza.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon this was my favorite monsterdon

#monsterdon THE END

And Tubi rolls into The Astounding She Monster. #Monsterdon

guys fighting for pussy, how original

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@hollie Don't watch the Monolith Monster movie. Repeat: do not watch the Monolith Monster movie! #monsterdon

Ok, that explains at least the ending… Trivia:

„Marie Windsor in a 1992 FILMFAX interview: 'one of the worst pictures I've been involved in. I think we made it in two weeks. In the last few days of production we were told we were over schedule and filming just stopped. Several pages of the script never got shot! I still can't believe we were flying to the moon in a spaceship while sitting in regular desk chairs with wheels.“ #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial certainly the movie was done by the lowest bidder. #monsterdon

and is just ends. Typical.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

that sure was a movie!

#monsterdon

And we escaped the catsuited women of the moon!

-fin

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#monsterdon Wait what? I wanted more spider lore!!!!!

#Monsterdon Thank you. Amazing again, everyone!

Such a well written ending #Monsterdon

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dangit only the baddies have survived.

Moonrocket 4 has surprised tf out of White Sands

well that was mercifully short

#Monsterdon

So they kill the villain off-screen and just fuck off back to Earth. Well, that was pointless. #Monsterdon

well that certainly was a movie #monsterdon

The rocket changed back just in time for the end!

OK everyone, that was a quickie. Thanks for watching - see you next week for more #monsterdon !

And thanks to @Taweret for coordinating.

#Monsterdon
"That is a long story"

Not really, this movie is barely over an hour -- usually a "feature" is supposed to be > 80 minutes.

Seemed like it ended kind of abruptly, TBH.

#Monsterdon lololol

@SRLevine @jonny "lambda in the sky with diamonds"

#monsterdon

Those big oversized space suit collars seem so nice and snuggly...

#monsterdon

oh okay, and then it just suddenly ends I guess

okay

well, ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

Whoa...that went by fast!

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

Because everybody wants to rule the world #monsterdon

there better be a sequel called Zombie Cat-Women On The Moon #Monsterdon

That is clearly Moon Rocket 63. We've been lied to this entire time.

#Monsterdon

never have i been so glad to see the words The End. #monsterdon

...and that's it?! #monsterdon

They shot the cat women offscreen?

#monsterdon

@jonny I feel like nothing could be more quintessentially #Monsterdon than seeing this out of context

boo bad end

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

"The cat women are dead" We're calling them cat women now? I thought that was just a thing we were doing in the title #Monsterdon

@ranjit @jonny I figured it was "all you need is love"

#Monsterdon

cat-women are cold as hell to just rock one of their own in the head like that. i would have hoped for some telepathic consensus mechanism or something #monsterdon

I love when actors 'whip ' their guns when they shoot. Gotta give the bullets a little extra momentum. #Monsterdon

Impressive that they don't have Helen strapped down to a chair with her arms bound.

#monsterdon

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HEAD CONK!

Lamda is conked

@wohali it's like picking up an earth cat by the scruff of the neck

#monsterdon

2 minutes left. I bet the ship leaves all their asses.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@jonny

But I am stuck in ads on Tubi

#Monsterdon

I’m not sure if we need another 30 minutes to make this make sense. #Monsterdon

That's a very western movie gun sound effect.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Lambda's will is powerless in the face of a rock.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

taken out by a gentle tap on the wig with a rock #monsterdon

Bracing for this ending, it's gonna be a stinker

#Monsterdon

Single donk #monsterdon

Well that scene went very odd. I can't tell if the over acting is intentionally bad acting of Helen trying to double cross the idiot copilot after he's violent with her or... no I guess she has to be lying cause she is trying to look away and avoid kissing. But very awkward scene.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

#monsterdon

#NotAllNASAMen

The movie gets more disappointing as Captain Grumpy discovers that if we (literally) twist Helen's arm it breaks the catgirl spell on her, which they use to interrogate her, revealing that he loves Captain Grumpy because she has terrible taste, and was seducing the other boy astronaut for information. Then she gets away and is presumably back under the evil catgirl spell.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

I think we're getting dangerously close to the possible abrupt ending moment

#monsterdon

@aburka Maybe because that's what they wish to be called #monsterdon

@moira newkirk! #Monsterdon

Oh, SHE'S the soundtrack! #Monsterdon

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Yes Bad NASA men please just beat each other up so we can get these eugenicist cat women to come and take over the earth

@fabio As are we all

#Monsterdon

The men are fighting each other over Helen. Who didn't see that coming.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

By the power of misogyny I free you of this mind control! #monsterdon

WHO DO YOU LOVE

AND WHO LOVES YOU?!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Wait there's time for a love triangle during all of that?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@jonny the Beatles have been telling us the secret since 1963, only a decade since the cat women invaded earth

#monsterdon

Lambda needs to listen to Tears for Fears #monsterdon

@Lazarou yeah, I can work with this. #Monsterdon
@floatybirb

@olliethewobbly They don't have an i? #JustSpitballin #Monsterdon

their spell on Helen is broken by holding hands #monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

This is the worst outcome of any monsterdon movie ever.

#Monsterdon

He actually called them "Cat women".

#Monsterdon

So, Helen's right hand is a personal erogenous zone ...

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

yes men gonna be men.
#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

is he writing an operation manual on a notebook?
#monsterdon

Four minutes left and still no resolution? This is some lean storytelling. Modern filmmakers could learn a thing or two #Monsterdon

how do pens work here? #Monsterdon

omg this is bad #Monsterdon

Walt looks like Ernest Hemingway #monsterdon

Where Kip comes from, using a lady's knee as a support to take notes on means you've been married for at least 50 years. #Monsterdon

"Not this time, baby!"

#monsterdon

Walt Walters? Really?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Couldn't find a table to write on so you're just going to use her leg?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@diazona I mean even with a day, "in love" seems like a stretch. I'd call it infatuation at best...

#Monsterdon

I can’t stop thinking about the whalers on the moon song from Futurama #monsterdon

This movie is almost over?!

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

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It's true they have no time to waste - this is a 64 min movie and I think we're on minute 59...

Eugenics, really?

#Monsterdon

Brocade bedspreads FTW.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Well. That was that. #monsterdon

she's been marked

by cat

(women)

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Eugenics (cat-women)

#Monsterdon

@SRLevine There may have been a night somewhere in there? I dunno, who can even tell

#Monsterdon

wow weakest movie slap ever #Monsterdon

How are these people who met two minutes ago in love? #Monsterdon

Cat ladies before bros! Don't you remember the code?! #monsterdon

"hwy"

I like Alpha's accent

#monsterdon

Ohhh now they reveal the cat women are evil. #monsterdon