They shot the cat women offscreen?

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@jonny I feel like nothing could be more quintessentially #Monsterdon than seeing this out of context

boo bad end

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"The cat women are dead" We're calling them cat women now? I thought that was just a thing we were doing in the title #Monsterdon

@ranjit @jonny I figured it was "all you need is love"

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Impressive that they don't have Helen strapped down to a chair with her arms bound.

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I love when actors 'whip ' their guns when they shoot. Gotta give the bullets a little extra momentum. #Monsterdon

cat-women are cold as hell to just rock one of their own in the head like that. i would have hoped for some telepathic consensus mechanism or something #monsterdon

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HEAD CONK!

Lamda is conked

@wohali it's like picking up an earth cat by the scruff of the neck

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2 minutes left. I bet the ship leaves all their asses.

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@jonny

But I am stuck in ads on Tubi

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I’m not sure if we need another 30 minutes to make this make sense. #Monsterdon

That's a very western movie gun sound effect.

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Lambda's will is powerless in the face of a rock.

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taken out by a gentle tap on the wig with a rock #monsterdon

Bracing for this ending, it's gonna be a stinker

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Single donk #monsterdon

Well that scene went very odd. I can't tell if the over acting is intentionally bad acting of Helen trying to double cross the idiot copilot after he's violent with her or... no I guess she has to be lying cause she is trying to look away and avoid kissing. But very awkward scene.
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@aburka Maybe because that's what they wish to be called #monsterdon

@moira newkirk! #Monsterdon

Oh, SHE'S the soundtrack! #Monsterdon

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Yes Bad NASA men please just beat each other up so we can get these eugenicist cat women to come and take over the earth

@fabio As are we all

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The men are fighting each other over Helen. Who didn't see that coming.

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WHO DO YOU LOVE

AND WHO LOVES YOU?!

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Wait there's time for a love triangle during all of that?

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@jonny the Beatles have been telling us the secret since 1963, only a decade since the cat women invaded earth

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Lambda needs to listen to Tears for Fears #monsterdon

@olliethewobbly They don't have an i? #JustSpitballin #Monsterdon

their spell on Helen is broken by holding hands #monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

This is the worst outcome of any monsterdon movie ever.

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He actually called them "Cat women".

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So, Helen's right hand is a personal erogenous zone ...

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yes men gonna be men.
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is he writing an operation manual on a notebook?
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Four minutes left and still no resolution? This is some lean storytelling. Modern filmmakers could learn a thing or two #Monsterdon

how do pens work here? #Monsterdon

omg this is bad #Monsterdon

Walt looks like Ernest Hemingway #monsterdon

Where Kip comes from, using a lady's knee as a support to take notes on means you've been married for at least 50 years. #Monsterdon

"Not this time, baby!"

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Walt Walters? Really?
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Couldn't find a table to write on so you're just going to use her leg?

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@diazona I mean even with a day, "in love" seems like a stretch. I'd call it infatuation at best...

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I can’t stop thinking about the whalers on the moon song from Futurama #monsterdon

This movie is almost over?!

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Eugenics, really?

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Brocade bedspreads FTW.

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Well. That was that. #monsterdon

Eugenics (cat-women)

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How are these people who met two minutes ago in love? #Monsterdon

Cat ladies before bros! Don't you remember the code?! #monsterdon

"hwy"

I like Alpha's accent

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Ohhh now they reveal the cat women are evil. #monsterdon

this is my fourth Sonny Tufts movie what am I doing with my life lol #Monsterdon

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Lambda. Girl.

SO CLOSE

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Young male audiences were lured into this movie by marketing of "cat women" and then shown bad behavior that will be punished.

Maybe?

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Slowest stab ever. Then again, the slow blade penetrates the shield #monsterdon

Love will save the men of Earth #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If Walt comes back, eat him out? Well. Gonna have to drop trow and fetch the fancy Moon Throne.

oh i forgot the cat women were eugenicists lmao #monsterdon

I would like to taste the moon wine.
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have you ever thought that this movi may give birth to the whole furry movement ?
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Lamba‽ Really?
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"We should take one of the men with us"

"Why."

DO a Challengers and threeway #Monsterdon

Maybe Joanna Russ saw this and then wrote We Who Are About To.

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"Now Helen, you say something." is such a funny line I can't even riff off it. #Monsterdon

The part where Lambda is explaining the long-term strategy of the moon cat women is the Lambda Calculus

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@hollie With a name like Lambda she should not be straight #monsterdon

#monsterdon hes a wifeguy

"I love you Doug, yet I must kill you"

Haven't they known each other for <1 h even in movie time?

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"Now Helen you say something." #monsterdon

I mean, I guess it's good that the film crew didn't know anything about how to stab people. #monsterdon

Where are the musicians during the dance number?

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Poppycock? In *this* economy?

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#monsterdon can we make a queer version of this called Cat-Men of the Moon

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Doug and Lamda: The Romeo and Juliet of the Cat-Women of the Moon and Bad NASA

I hope Doug and Lambda get back to earth and get married and have kittens

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poppycock on the moon!

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#Monsterdon paraprofessional kissyface. Captain is getting a new bearing plot from the Navigator.

#Monsterdon interplanetary incident started

Did he say "eat him out" ?!?!

I guess slang has evolved.

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YAY WALT'S DEAD

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#monsterdon I wanna make out with my wife on the moon

@Taweret I feel like space programs in SciFi should do a better job of screening out the excessively horny men.

See, e.g., Kirk, Capt. James Tiberius

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I hope none of these men make it back to Earth so that they can't have offspring

Though actually it would explain some things

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#monsterdon Wouldn't it be funny if this was the actual sentence for being cancelled, sending the abusers to the moon to be slain by woke priestesses. I say we make it happen

Yes, let's kiss under the atmosphereless clouds of the Moon :AwkwardMonkeyLook:

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THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ONLY HOURS

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real opportunity to write some moon cat-women prequel fanfic and fill in some holes here #Monsterdon

so the telepathy runs through the palms of their hands...? #monsterdon

OK that was the most pitifully poor death scene ever

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Lightly tapped him with the knife - how fiendish! #Monsterdon

I'm enjoying the music as the men get killed, all good
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