this is my fourth Sonny Tufts movie what am I doing with my life lol #Monsterdon

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Lambda. Girl.

SO CLOSE

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Young male audiences were lured into this movie by marketing of "cat women" and then shown bad behavior that will be punished.

Maybe?

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

Love will save the men of Earth #monsterdon

Slowest stab ever. Then again, the slow blade penetrates the shield #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If Walt comes back, eat him out? Well. Gonna have to drop trow and fetch the fancy Moon Throne.

oh i forgot the cat women were eugenicists lmao #monsterdon

Ladies, as an Earther....trust me....you need to destroy our leaders and take over. Please

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I would like to taste the moon wine.
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have you ever thought that this movi may give birth to the whole furry movement ?
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Lamba‽ Really?
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"We should take one of the men with us"

"Why."

DO a Challengers and threeway #Monsterdon

Maybe Joanna Russ saw this and then wrote We Who Are About To.

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"Now Helen, you say something." is such a funny line I can't even riff off it. #Monsterdon

The part where Lambda is explaining the long-term strategy of the moon cat women is the Lambda Calculus

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@hollie With a name like Lambda she should not be straight #monsterdon

#monsterdon hes a wifeguy

"I love you Doug, yet I must kill you"

Haven't they known each other for <1 h even in movie time?

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"Now Helen you say something." #monsterdon

I mean, I guess it's good that the film crew didn't know anything about how to stab people. #monsterdon

Where are the musicians during the dance number?

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Poppycock? In *this* economy?

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#monsterdon can we make a queer version of this called Cat-Men of the Moon

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Doug and Lamda: The Romeo and Juliet of the Cat-Women of the Moon and Bad NASA

I hope Doug and Lambda get back to earth and get married and have kittens

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poppycock on the moon!

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#Monsterdon paraprofessional kissyface. Captain is getting a new bearing plot from the Navigator.

#Monsterdon interplanetary incident started

Did he say "eat him out" ?!?!

I guess slang has evolved.

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YAY WALT'S DEAD

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#monsterdon I wanna make out with my wife on the moon

@Taweret I feel like space programs in SciFi should do a better job of screening out the excessively horny men.

See, e.g., Kirk, Capt. James Tiberius

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I hope none of these men make it back to Earth so that they can't have offspring

Though actually it would explain some things

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#monsterdon Wouldn't it be funny if this was the actual sentence for being cancelled, sending the abusers to the moon to be slain by woke priestesses. I say we make it happen

Yes, let's kiss under the atmosphereless clouds of the Moon :AwkwardMonkeyLook:

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THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ONLY HOURS

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real opportunity to write some moon cat-women prequel fanfic and fill in some holes here #Monsterdon

the leotards were really giving away the lesbian pussy girls are also beatnicks

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so the telepathy runs through the palms of their hands...? #monsterdon

OK that was the most pitifully poor death scene ever

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Lightly tapped him with the knife - how fiendish! #Monsterdon

I'm enjoying the music as the men get killed, all good
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Heh, not so much stabbed as just kind of lightly skewered :P #Monsterdon

Gold! Gold! Gol—ACK

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the slow knife is an all time #DeathsOfMonsterdon #monsterdon

Sic Semper Goldbugs!

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving man.

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Bye Walt. You won't be missed. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Ha ha Doug is done for what a dummy #Monsterdon

Eyebrows on fleek #monsterdon

Doug just ran off with Lambda so he's going to function? #MonsterDon

ah, beautiful! another one bites the (lunar) dust! #monsterdon

Kiiiill him! Kiiiiilll hiiiiim! KILL HIM GOD DAMMIT! #Monsterdon

@aburka wooo congrats!

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also what is going on with helen's hips are there like rolled up t-shirts in her pockets or something #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Walt is on his way to getting his own eyelash extensions.

This movie is really just making me forget how to react to things. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and now, a dance interlude

There should be a website like does the dog die but instead it is does the jerk die. Because boy I'd be happier knowing he is going to get it
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The costume shop could have done a better job with the cat lady collars - they kind of bulk up in the back

"This ship is only the first of many"--kill those colonialists now.

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BINGO #2 on the second diagonal! spaceship noises / monster reveals new power / FREE / porthole window / girl fight #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

Cat lady interpretative dance! These cat ladies are living the life! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gotta give it to the movie on how does it annihilate any ounce of empathy that we could have felt for the astronauts

Do you think they have the barbed tongue things? That's gotta be weird to kiss right?
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He's grinning again

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Finally got to the dance here! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow #IUnderstoodThatReference_CaptainAmericaDotGif

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@Crazypedia I think this is like some birds of paradise ritual dance

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Wait they are outside without their spacesuits and there are clouds.

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#Monsterdon "eat him out on general principle" :neocat_blush_hide:

I get it, the novelty of having never before seen a creature so bland is seductive #monsterdon

Then a cat wp,am sang to me and smiled
"Come and join us if you so desire"
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"We have no use for men."
You go girl.
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No touching the dancers! The bouncer's watching! #Monsterdon

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These guys don't mind getting physically aggressive with Helen.

Kill them!

I want to check my laundry, what's the purpose of the dance?

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"...we will hypnotize you through the power of cat mime!"

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@ricci more like aimed?! "It's coming right at us!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

I think the Coca-Cola bits were edited out of my version. Can someone clip it for me?

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Cat dance is a bolero, based on the rhythm

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"It is somewhat reminiscent of the dances that Vulcan children do in nursery school."

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I feel like this soundtrack is in the process of falling asleep

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Sensual Moon Dance! A little treat for putting up with Walt the fart. #Monsterdon

We finally reached the dance number! #monsterdon

You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside. #Monsterdon

Is this the one where their god turns out to be a baby crocodile?

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DON'T DO IT LAIRD

THINK OF HELEN

(oh sorry that was DOUG apparently)

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#monsterdon I think this is what the alt right thinks lib women do in their spare time

Dance of CringaFemme

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I guess synchronized dancing is what they do instead of midnight zoomies and yodeling #monsterdon

Doug..go into the light..be a twink dancer #Monsterdon

Alphas and Betas on the moon? OH DAMN IT! This is the origin of ABO fanfics!
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Now for a little cultural atmosphere

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@juliewebgirl you are welcome to join :):):) https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon #monsterdon

#monsterdon time for the lesbian interpretive dance segment

"Here is my handle... Here is my spout...!" #Monsterdon

Cat dance! With jazz hands, even.

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