Heh, not so much stabbed as just kind of lightly skewered :P #Monsterdon

Gold! Gold! Gol—ACK

#Monsterdon

the slow knife is an all time #DeathsOfMonsterdon #monsterdon

Sic Semper Goldbugs!

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving man.

#monsterdon

Bye Walt. You won't be missed. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Ha ha Doug is done for what a dummy #Monsterdon

Eyebrows on fleek #monsterdon

Doug just ran off with Lambda so he's going to function? #MonsterDon

ah, beautiful! another one bites the (lunar) dust! #monsterdon

Kiiiill him! Kiiiiilll hiiiiim! KILL HIM GOD DAMMIT! #Monsterdon

@aburka wooo congrats!

#Monsterdon

also what is going on with helen's hips are there like rolled up t-shirts in her pockets or something #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Walt is on his way to getting his own eyelash extensions.

#Monsterdon and now, a dance interlude

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

The costume shop could have done a better job with the cat lady collars - they kind of bulk up in the back

"This ship is only the first of many"--kill those colonialists now.

#Monsterdon

BINGO #2 on the second diagonal! spaceship noises / monster reveals new power / FREE / porthole window / girl fight #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

Cat lady interpretative dance! These cat ladies are living the life! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gotta give it to the movie on how does it annihilate any ounce of empathy that we could have felt for the astronauts

Do you think they have the barbed tongue things? That's gotta be weird to kiss right?
#monsterdon

He's grinning again

#monsterdon

Finally got to the dance here! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow #IUnderstoodThatReference_CaptainAmericaDotGif

#monsterdon

@Crazypedia I think this is like some birds of paradise ritual dance

#monsterdon

Wait they are outside without their spacesuits and there are clouds.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "eat him out on general principle" :neocat_blush_hide:

I get it, the novelty of having never before seen a creature so bland is seductive #monsterdon

Then a cat wp,am sang to me and smiled
"Come and join us if you so desire"
#monsterdon

"We have no use for men."
You go girl.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

No touching the dancers! The bouncer's watching! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

These guys don't mind getting physically aggressive with Helen.

Kill them!

I want to check my laundry, what's the purpose of the dance?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"...we will hypnotize you through the power of cat mime!"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@ricci more like aimed?! "It's coming right at us!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

I think the Coca-Cola bits were edited out of my version. Can someone clip it for me?

#monsterdon

Cat dance is a bolero, based on the rhythm

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

"It is somewhat reminiscent of the dances that Vulcan children do in nursery school."

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

I feel like this soundtrack is in the process of falling asleep

#monsterdon

Sensual Moon Dance! A little treat for putting up with Walt the fart. #Monsterdon

We finally reached the dance number! #monsterdon

You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside. #Monsterdon

Is this the one where their god turns out to be a baby crocodile?

#monsterdon
#Cat-WomenOfTheMoon

DON'T DO IT LAIRD

THINK OF HELEN

(oh sorry that was DOUG apparently)

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I think this is what the alt right thinks lib women do in their spare time

Dance of CringaFemme

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

I guess synchronized dancing is what they do instead of midnight zoomies and yodeling #monsterdon

Doug..go into the light..be a twink dancer #Monsterdon

Alphas and Betas on the moon? OH DAMN IT! This is the origin of ABO fanfics!
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Now for a little cultural atmosphere

#monsterdon

@juliewebgirl you are welcome to join :):):) https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon #monsterdon

#monsterdon time for the lesbian interpretive dance segment

"Here is my handle... Here is my spout...!" #Monsterdon

Cat dance! With jazz hands, even.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@jonny Hey if Pumaman’s power was flying… #Monsterdon

Oh no Helen, you would be better off with the cat ladies!!! So much better #Monsterdon

What is it with every exotic/lost civilization has to show off their "superior" floor show routines? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon she's only clear headed when her man's hugging her lol

Cat Women got a space Hilton. #Monsterdon

For a second I thought they were going to go into a musical number. #Monsterdon

The moon has become a beat cafe #Monsterdon

I feel like there's almost an inverse Bechdel fail: Try to find 2 men having a conversation in this film that's about something other than a (cat-) woman. #monsterdon

Music tames the savage breast? #monsterdon

Subtitles: (swanky music)

Oh, goody!

#monsterdon

were the cat women rehearsing this number while the spaceship was on its way?

#monsterdon

Wrestle that unruly kitten so you can give her a pill.
Oh she vanished when you blinked. Just like a cat.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I'm really not one who feels left out of things. But for some odd reason when I get here and see toots I'm sure are funny but I don't get it because they're hashtagged with #Monsterdon there's just a twinge...

Ok that took a turn for the ick #monsterdon

#monsterdon eat him out.. on general principle ofc

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"Why don't you stay on the moon and let me do your job" is a killer phrase tbh

"You're too smart for me, baby. I like 'em stupid" Taking notes furiously for what to say on my next date #Monsterdon

I like 'em stupid....

That will show her your good taste

#monsterdon

Cat dance number I have been waiting for in this film

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

One Grecian Urn! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Ah yes, it's time for the German intepretive dance now.

Do they have TIME for this in a 1h5m long movie????

#monsterdon

Shazam says the kissing scene music is the Welcoming Dance of Seduction by Elmer Bernstein.

#Monsterdon

Gold market on Earth busted. #Monsterdon

No one told me we get a Cat Dance Number!

#Monsterdon

Cat women are the heroes here right?
#monsterdon

there are like 10 minutes left in this movie, do we have time for a dance number? #monsterdon

HELL YEAH CAT WOMAN DANCE NUMBER WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM #monsterdon

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance....

#monsterdon

"You're too smart for me, baby. I like 'em stupid."

MAN, *FUCK* WALT #Monsterdon

"You're too smart for me, baby. I like 'em stupid."

Stab him now please.

#monsterdon

Oh hey the rocket changed again. #monsterdon

Eyebrows!
Cat attack!
This is what happens when you come home after a long day. You get jumped and something claws at you.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Shaken baby syndrome much? #Monsterdon

There's gold in them thar moons! #monsterdon

There's the grinning again

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

Oh no moon smooch Helen you're better off with the cat women than dumb Kip or Laird

"I'm not hurting you."

*sigh*

This movie...

#Monsterdon

god, kill all of them. Creepy creepy augh.

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"I'm not one of your evil Buddhist cat feminists"

Best hide the hickey, chief. #Monsterdon

@hollie Names are hard #monsterdon

That’s some innuendo! #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow they control her via her balls. There are some things about Helen we still don't know

#monsterdon

How are you seeing those brasiers before you light them? Are you lighting them just to get warm? Is their light in the cloudy sky under the surface of the moon? What is going on?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

She said it! "Boys will be boys."!!

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

I'd moon magic going to be defeated by the power of love?
#Monsterdon

I think Twyla Tharp probably got most of her ideas from the cat women dance.

#Monsterdon