@jonny Hey if Pumaman’s power was flying… #Monsterdon

Oh no Helen, you would be better off with the cat ladies!!! So much better #Monsterdon

What is it with every exotic/lost civilization has to show off their "superior" floor show routines? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon she's only clear headed when her man's hugging her lol

Cat Women got a space Hilton. #Monsterdon

For a second I thought they were going to go into a musical number. #Monsterdon

The moon has become a beat cafe #Monsterdon

I feel like there's almost an inverse Bechdel fail: Try to find 2 men having a conversation in this film that's about something other than a (cat-) woman. #monsterdon

Music tames the savage breast? #monsterdon

Subtitles: (swanky music)

Oh, goody!

#monsterdon

were the cat women rehearsing this number while the spaceship was on its way?

#monsterdon

Wrestle that unruly kitten so you can give her a pill.
Oh she vanished when you blinked. Just like a cat.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I'm really not one who feels left out of things. But for some odd reason when I get here and see toots I'm sure are funny but I don't get it because they're hashtagged with #Monsterdon there's just a twinge...

#monsterdon eat him out.. on general principle ofc

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"Why don't you stay on the moon and let me do your job" is a killer phrase tbh

Ok that took a turn for the ick #monsterdon

"You're too smart for me, baby. I like 'em stupid" Taking notes furiously for what to say on my next date #Monsterdon

ugh, liturgical dance #Monsterdon

I like 'em stupid....

That will show her your good taste

#monsterdon

Cat dance number I have been waiting for in this film

#Monsterdon
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One Grecian Urn! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Ah yes, it's time for the German intepretive dance now.

Do they have TIME for this in a 1h5m long movie????

#monsterdon

Shazam says the kissing scene music is the Welcoming Dance of Seduction by Elmer Bernstein.

#Monsterdon

Gold market on Earth busted. #Monsterdon

No one told me we get a Cat Dance Number!

#Monsterdon

Cat women are the heroes here right?
#monsterdon

there are like 10 minutes left in this movie, do we have time for a dance number? #monsterdon

HELL YEAH CAT WOMAN DANCE NUMBER WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM #monsterdon

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance....

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"You're too smart for me, baby. I like 'em stupid."

MAN, *FUCK* WALT #Monsterdon

"You're too smart for me, baby. I like 'em stupid."

Stab him now please.

#monsterdon

Oh hey the rocket changed again. #monsterdon

Eyebrows!
Cat attack!
This is what happens when you come home after a long day. You get jumped and something claws at you.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Shaken baby syndrome much? #Monsterdon

There's gold in them thar moons! #monsterdon

There's the grinning again

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Oh no moon smooch Helen you're better off with the cat women than dumb Kip or Laird

"I'm not hurting you."

*sigh*

This movie...

#Monsterdon

god, kill all of them. Creepy creepy augh.

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"I'm not one of your evil Buddhist cat feminists"

Best hide the hickey, chief. #Monsterdon

@hollie Names are hard #monsterdon

That’s some innuendo! #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow they control her via her balls. There are some things about Helen we still don't know

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How are you seeing those brasiers before you light them? Are you lighting them just to get warm? Is their light in the cloudy sky under the surface of the moon? What is going on?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

She said it! "Boys will be boys."!!

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

I'd moon magic going to be defeated by the power of love?
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I think Twyla Tharp probably got most of her ideas from the cat women dance.

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#Monsterdon "and maybe what you call... a Coke"

WALT! WALT!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

@jonny I have so many questions

#monsterdon

Laird Lairdyface

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That's not funny, yeah, neither are you pal. #Monsterdon

What is the light on her hand supposed to be anyway? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Boy these men are stupid these ladies are probably like now I know why all the men here died #Monsterdon

What's ... happening ... #Monsterdon

AH YES HETEROSEXUAL SCENE #Monsterdon

Well that came out of nowhere #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Just think, only an hour to go! #Monsterdon

WHERE ARE THE MOONINITES

I DEMAND MOONINITES

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

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Kip is no Alpha

Walt Walters? Nope, that's going too far!

Just lost my suspension of disbelief

#Monsterdon

"C'mon now, I'm not hurting you that much."

Asshole, how about not hurting her _at all_?

#Monsterdon

"I'm not hurting you THAT much" Ew #Monsterdon

The Catwomen have every right to explode Kip's head with their powers

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon HARASSMENT! BAD!

He loves gooooooold #monsterdon

This is terrible but at least it will be over in 15 minutes

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon jfc

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Looking forward to the inevitable dancing that was directed....

Bite his nose, Helen. #Monsterdon

“It’s like honeydew melon.” So kind of bland? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@OldRustBucket Tragically they visited the moon before laser pointers were invented #monsterdon

Well you've done a great job sticking together so far. #monsterdon

Take him down, sister.

#monsterdon

"Where is Walt?"

He's off being the *stupidest fucking Conquistador of all goddamn time* is where #Monsterdon

Oh, Walt!

#monsterdon

YES

DECK 'IM!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

"You take me aboard your rocket ship..." #RaisesHand #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Should I ask why there are only white cat-women on the moon? 🤨
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I'm starting to think there's not going to be any cat stuff in this movie 😠 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon moon wine!

@springdiesel That's okay, it gives you more time to think up snide comments #monsterdon

"Take me to your rocket ship, and I'll show you my cave of gold"
In the 1950s, people were not repressed sexually AT ALL.

#Monsterdon
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A cave full of gold... This dude doesn't understand the most basic macroeconomics. What if we had tons of gold suddenly flooding the market? #monsterdon

"where is Walt"

Skinless by now, I hope

#monsterdon

The cat-women seem extremely familiar with Earth culture, what with the knowing about Saturdays and cars and metals

#Monsterdon

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And that's why Lamda isn't Alpha. Or even Beta.

So which faction are you rooting for?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

This like a geisha lounge or something
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Guy wants to load-up the rocket with all that gold. GOLD. To hell with the weight.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Did he just say Walt's name is Walt Walters?

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@Louisa wins this week with this post:

https://mastodon.xyz/@Louisa/113541297678358274

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Can you dig it?! #Monsterdon

If the men only had some catnip, they could take over the place. #Monsterdon

and maybe what you call a 'doobie'

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There it is. The matte painting. That's exactly what it is.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Okay, a coke as an example of good Earth things is acceptable

#monsterdon

BINGO!!! Down the middle, careless human / ritual dance / FREE / wire work / lust #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo