#Monsterdon "and maybe what you call... a Coke"

WALT! WALT!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

@jonny I have so many questions

#monsterdon

Laird Lairdyface

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That's not funny, yeah, neither are you pal. #Monsterdon

What is the light on her hand supposed to be anyway? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Boy these men are stupid these ladies are probably like now I know why all the men here died #Monsterdon

What's ... happening ... #Monsterdon

AH YES HETEROSEXUAL SCENE #Monsterdon

Well that came out of nowhere #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Just think, only an hour to go! #Monsterdon

WHERE ARE THE MOONINITES

I DEMAND MOONINITES

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

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#CatWomenOfTheMoon
Kip is no Alpha

Walt Walters? Nope, that's going too far!

Just lost my suspension of disbelief

#Monsterdon

"C'mon now, I'm not hurting you that much."

Asshole, how about not hurting her _at all_?

#Monsterdon

"I'm not hurting you THAT much" Ew #Monsterdon

He loves gooooooold #monsterdon

#Monsterdon HARASSMENT! BAD!

This is terrible but at least it will be over in 15 minutes

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon jfc

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Looking forward to the inevitable dancing that was directed....

Bite his nose, Helen. #Monsterdon

“It’s like honeydew melon.” So kind of bland? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@OldRustBucket Tragically they visited the moon before laser pointers were invented #monsterdon

Well you've done a great job sticking together so far. #monsterdon

Take him down, sister.

#monsterdon

Oh, Walt!

#monsterdon

YES

DECK 'IM!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

"You take me aboard your rocket ship..." #RaisesHand #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Should I ask why there are only white cat-women on the moon? 🤨
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

I'm starting to think there's not going to be any cat stuff in this movie 😠 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon moon wine!

@springdiesel That's okay, it gives you more time to think up snide comments #monsterdon

"Take me to your rocket ship, and I'll show you my cave of gold"
In the 1950s, people were not repressed sexually AT ALL.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

A cave full of gold... This dude doesn't understand the most basic macroeconomics. What if we had tons of gold suddenly flooding the market? #monsterdon

The cat-women seem extremely familiar with Earth culture, what with the knowing about Saturdays and cars and metals

#Monsterdon

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And that's why Lamda isn't Alpha. Or even Beta.

This like a geisha lounge or something
#monsterdon

Guy wants to load-up the rocket with all that gold. GOLD. To hell with the weight.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Louisa wins this week with this post:

https://mastodon.xyz/@Louisa/113541297678358274

#monsterdon

Can you dig it?! #Monsterdon

and maybe what you call a 'doobie'

#monsterdon

If the men only had some catnip, they could take over the place. #Monsterdon

There it is. The matte painting. That's exactly what it is.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

BINGO!!! Down the middle, careless human / ritual dance / FREE / wire work / lust #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

@Louisa a little on the nose #Monsterdon

Greed vs. lust showdown!

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#Monsterdon *legs* what is this, 9 chickweed lane?

#monsterdon Driving you on a Saturday...

What is a Saturday?

@JamesAkers @hollie

Truly, this is a classical greek-style tragedy

#monsterdon

Oh the CAT likes the SAND huh #Monsterdon

No explorer in any story has ever been undone by greed for gold, so I am sure this is fine.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Louisa damn you

i hadn't

xD

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Teaching the lunar lady cat about heterosexuality #Monsterdon

The space suits are gone? I'm shocked. Shocked I say. Well...
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

@Taweret I'm going to do that too.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

"The cave of gold" better be the charnel house where they murder would-be colonisers #monsterdon

man FUCK walt #Monsterdon

"Shall we take the chance?"
"Why not?"

Uhhhhh..... 😬

#Monsterdon

Otto pilot?! #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

Which would go well with the "we have no use for men"...
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#Monsterdon
Uh-oh, they told the Earthmen about the gold. BAD idea.

IDK. Maybe she's baiting him?

Oh, so this is one big anti-degrowth propaganda bit #Monsterdon

We're a simple catfolk #Monsterdon

Asking for "small works of art" is how you buy drugs on the moon #Monsterdon

Man, fuck Walt. #Monsterdon

NOT HONEYDEW #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic

The costumes are just dancers training gear with aluminum foil collars.

Maybe the cast brought their training gear with them?

#Monsterdon

UHHHH PERV #Monsterdon

She's going to get them to explain how to operate a spacecraft over dinner?

Good plan. #Monsterdon

Moon wine!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

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I appreciate that tree sculpture that's sitting by Laird, just casting weird shadows like it's nobody's business

This music is ver 3.2 ridiculous. #Monsterdon

I'm rooting for you Doug. I hope the cat women eat you last. #Monsterdon

Moon Spider 2! Lunar Boogaloo.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

NOT HONEYDEW #monsterdon

Jeez this dude sitting up against the wall has even worse posture than I do

#monsterdon

Yep, the cat women have definitely found the men's weak points.

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#monsterdon The incel to shoot your own dick pipeline

Don't litter on the moon, pig! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon i'll be your special earth girl

Real men throw their trash on the ground.

#monsterdon

Great, the captain is a litterbug. Help Woodsy spread the word.

#monsterdon

I'm not buying these are actual cat-women. They're not sniffing her butt #monsterdon

How can you resist an entire plate of delicious Hostess SnoBalls. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

ah yes, I too instantly fall for any woman all in black with a plate of what appear to be marshmallows. #monsterdon

OMG OMG OMG! Spider puppet! He's so cute. I wanna hold his fuzzy leggy.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I’m around 10 minutes behind y’all.

I hope the moon spiders turn out to be the good guys.

#monsterdon

So much waistband tucking of that gun, I almost expect a dick shooting incident. #monsterdon

"It's a lucky thing we came along."

Typical white guy.

#Monsterdon

Oh the moon is really El Dorado.

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i think it's probably good for at least one crew member to not eat the moon food, even if it just caused indigestion from being you know an entirely different planet's food it would probably bad for the whole crew to be doubled over shitting in the cat woman temple #monsterdon

Doug is trying his best... #Monsterdon

They did a genocide?!?!

Okay nevermind.

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The jazz organ of a bizarre meal #Monsterdon

Did that guy just put his gun down the front of his pants? hahahah

#Monsterdon

The way he sticks that gun in his pants is a great way to shoot his dick off

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

About to get loaded on the catwoman moon wine.

#Monsterdon

I definitely call those things slave bracelets.

#Monsterdon