@Louisa a little on the nose #Monsterdon

Greed vs. lust showdown!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *legs* what is this, 9 chickweed lane?

#monsterdon Driving you on a Saturday...

What is a Saturday?

@JamesAkers @hollie

Truly, this is a classical greek-style tragedy

#monsterdon

Oh the CAT likes the SAND huh #Monsterdon

No explorer in any story has ever been undone by greed for gold, so I am sure this is fine.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Louisa damn you

i hadn't

xD

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Teaching the lunar lady cat about heterosexuality #Monsterdon

@Taweret I'm going to do that too.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

The space suits are gone? I'm shocked. Shocked I say. Well...
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

"The cave of gold" better be the charnel house where they murder would-be colonisers #monsterdon

man FUCK walt #Monsterdon

"Shall we take the chance?"
"Why not?"

Uhhhhh..... 😬

#Monsterdon

If only the astronauts had a laser pointer…
#monsterdon

Otto pilot?! #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

Which would go well with the "we have no use for men"...
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Uh-oh, they told the Earthmen about the gold. BAD idea.

IDK. Maybe she's baiting him?

Oh, so this is one big anti-degrowth propaganda bit #Monsterdon

We're a simple catfolk #Monsterdon

Asking for "small works of art" is how you buy drugs on the moon #Monsterdon

Man, fuck Walt. #Monsterdon

NOT HONEYDEW #Monsterdon

UHHHH PERV #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic

The costumes are just dancers training gear with aluminum foil collars.

Maybe the cast brought their training gear with them?

#Monsterdon

She's going to get them to explain how to operate a spacecraft over dinner?

Good plan. #Monsterdon

Moon wine!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I appreciate that tree sculpture that's sitting by Laird, just casting weird shadows like it's nobody's business

But where are the cats though?

#monsterdon

This music is ver 3.2 ridiculous. #Monsterdon

I'm rooting for you Doug. I hope the cat women eat you last. #Monsterdon

Moon Spider 2! Lunar Boogaloo.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

NOT HONEYDEW #monsterdon

Jeez this dude sitting up against the wall has even worse posture than I do

#monsterdon

Yep, the cat women have definitely found the men's weak points.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The incel to shoot your own dick pipeline

Don't litter on the moon, pig! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon i'll be your special earth girl

Real men throw their trash on the ground.

#monsterdon

Great, the captain is a litterbug. Help Woodsy spread the word.

#monsterdon

I'm not buying these are actual cat-women. They're not sniffing her butt #monsterdon

How can you resist an entire plate of delicious Hostess SnoBalls. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

ah yes, I too instantly fall for any woman all in black with a plate of what appear to be marshmallows. #monsterdon

OMG OMG OMG! Spider puppet! He's so cute. I wanna hold his fuzzy leggy.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I’m around 10 minutes behind y’all.

I hope the moon spiders turn out to be the good guys.

#monsterdon

So much waistband tucking of that gun, I almost expect a dick shooting incident. #monsterdon

"It's a lucky thing we came along."

Typical white guy.

#Monsterdon

Oh the moon is really El Dorado.

#Monsterdon

i think it's probably good for at least one crew member to not eat the moon food, even if it just caused indigestion from being you know an entirely different planet's food it would probably bad for the whole crew to be doubled over shitting in the cat woman temple #monsterdon

Doug is trying his best... #Monsterdon

They did a genocide?!?!

Okay nevermind.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

The jazz organ of a bizarre meal #Monsterdon

Did that guy just put his gun down the front of his pants? hahahah

#Monsterdon

Kip sitting heterosexually

#Monsterdon

The way he sticks that gun in his pants is a great way to shoot his dick off

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

About to get loaded on the catwoman moon wine.

#Monsterdon

I definitely call those things slave bracelets.

#Monsterdon

1950s dude don't get horny when someone calls you an "Earth Man" challenge

#monsterdon

wait

where'd they get that milk?

...aaaaaw maaaaaaaaaaaan #Monsterdon

#monsterdon There is always THAT guy at parties

The director of photography was shooting school classes the day before and made the actors line up in height order out of habit.
#monsterdon

@strangefour I knew you were going to say that

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

Careful with the the gun there Kip. You're gonna blow off your Kip bits. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

WHY IS DISCOUNT CARYL GRANT LOOKING LIKE HE IS HIDING A ERECTION BRO IS MIRRORING THE MALE AUDIENCE #Monsterdon

I brought my dinner with me - cigarettes!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Loving the anger Helen #monsterdon

I like these ladies #Monsterdon

Damn. I wanna join the Sisterhood of the Moon.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Their generation is named Generation Alpha, after their leader #monsterdon

@Crazypedia Pretty sure "reason" has nothing to do with anything happening here

#Monsterdon

@srol I knew a David Davidson IRL once

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Mmm, cheese dip :3 #Monsterdon

everyone is being very cool with the cat women society is this a movie without conflict #monsterdon

honeydew sucks tho. trash melon

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Bast joke?

#Monsterdon

"Most important of all: here is food"

*Definitely* cat behavior

#Monsterdon

lambda delta baker omeger

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Kip whips out catnip and a fuzzy ball and saves the day.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Why wouldn't every Woman snitch on Earth Patriarchy the moment they landed on the Moon Fempire?

#monsterdon

@Sorl i feel this

#Monsterdon

uhh catwoman moon-buffet!
#monsterdon

Mostly moon-women serve pastries.

#Monsterdon

"I should care--and yet I don't."
It's a whole mood.
#monsterdon

"I should care what happens to them, and yet somehow I don't give a shit." #monsterdon

#monsterdon "This gun stays out" and I promised to my wife that this was not THAT kind of movie

Oh Cat-Women on the Moon was a Rifftrax. That explains my deja vu. All these joeks have happneed before. They will happen again.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

#Monsterdon I'm sorry, but they look more like Dollar Store Romulans than Cat Women.

"I should care what happens to them, but I don't"

You and me both, sister

#monsterdon

"This gun stays out until they produce the space suits" The revolver too. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@springdiesel @ricci its all vampires all the way down
#monsterdon

"This gun stays out"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

“We have no use for men”
Case closed. #Monsterdon

"Show us their weak points, we'll take care of the rest"

That's my girl right there!

#Monsterdon

"Show us their weak points."

Well, basically it's boobs and butts.
#monsterdon

Aw, Helen probably just found a boutique in this mall #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I don't care what happens to them either, Helen.

Already the Moon women are making the Men dinner....

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai It wouldn't be the 50's without cigarettes and guns

#Monsterdon

Say what you will about Kip, he knows how to make himself at home on a bench. #Monsterdon